Must be some sexy lightbulbs. From Tumblr, I apologize if it was posted earlier. Let me know + I'll take it down :]. how many "' guys does it take to change a l friendzone
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Must be some sexy lightbulbs

From Tumblr, I apologize if it was posted earlier.
Let me know + I'll take it down :]

how many "' guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None they' ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won' t screw.
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#9 - xoxocowfuckerxoxo (12/02/2012) [+] (13 replies)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!
User avatar #5 - pukingrainbows (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot that they all gather on the internet later to stroke each others' bruised egos.
#50 - Schwarzenegger (12/03/2012) [+] (14 replies)
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?   
   
12.   
   
One to screw it in,   
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,   
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,   
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",   
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,   
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,   
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,   
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,   
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,   
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,   
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,   
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

12.

One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
#23 - halfdemon (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The alternative is to just stick it in and then tell the light that if it tells anyone, you'll kill its family
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User avatar #97 - joshofsouls (12/03/2012) [+] (9 replies)
It always kinda pisses me off when people assume that guys get angry at being friendzoned because of the Sex.

It's not about sex 100% of the time.
User avatar #87 - killerklondike (12/03/2012) [-]
Love this. ******* "I'm such a good guy why does no girl ever want me"
Simple. Because you say **** like that.
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#91 - grimmwaters (12/03/2012) [-]
Well if they don't know how to change a light bulb, obviously they're not that bright.
Well if they don't know how to change a light bulb, obviously they're not that bright.
#24 - ahoybokchoy (12/03/2012) [-]
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#18 - PedoBearFTW (12/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I don't know why guys bitch about being friendzoned all the time. I've been friendzoned twice this year, and yeah it sucks, but it's not the worst thing in the world. Get over it.
User avatar #63 - onkii (12/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
From birth we're taught that we're owed a beautiful girl. We all think of ourselves as the hero of our own story, and we all (whether we admit it or not) think we're heroes for just getting through our day.
So it's very frustrating, and I mean frustrating to the point of violence, when we don't get what we're owed. A contract has been broken. These women, by exercising their own choices, are denying it to us. It's why every Nice Guy is shocked to find that buying gifts for a girl and doing her favors won't win him sex. It's why we go to "slut" and "whore" as our default insults -- we're not mad that women enjoy sex. We're mad that women are distributing to other people the sex that they owed us. But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.

This is really the heart of it, right here. This is why no amount of male domination will ever be enough, why no level of control or privilege or female submission will ever satisfy us. We can put you under a burqa, we can force you out of the workplace -- it won't matter. You're still all we think about, and that gives you power over us. And we resent you for it.
User avatar #40 - thewellhungarian (12/03/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I just don't understand why there is such self-pity around here. I mean, I will not lie, I am shy as **** around girls, but any friend-zoning or rejection was my fault entirely. You just have to suck it up and keep trying, the worst that can happen is a no and a slightly bruised ego. If I could say anything to the people here on FJ having problems is to put your chin up, shoulders back and just go for it; stop praising the ground she walks on, you are trying to get her interest, not send in an application for husband material.

I probably should know better than to post opinions here, but I feel like I had to say something...
#2 - redthumbslut (12/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?
none they just beat the room for being black
#92 - rapetape (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Know what you do when you get friendzoned? Move the **** on.
#90 - dotzero (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#266 - playcolt (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Women feed on the energy of male disappointment.
#112 - hunterdubb (12/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
o light bulb. You ******* tease you.
#34 - oldapple (12/03/2012) [-]
Perhaps it is the wrong type of bulb
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