Must be some sexy lightbulbs. From Tumblr, I apologize if it was posted earlier. Let me know + I'll take it down :]. how many "' guys does it take to change a l friendzone
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Must be some sexy lightbulbs

 
Must be some sexy lightbulbs. From Tumblr, I apologize if it was posted earlier. Let me know + I'll take it down :]. how many "' guys does it take to change a l

From Tumblr, I apologize if it was posted earlier.
Let me know + I'll take it down :]

how many "' guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None they' ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won' t screw.
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#155 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - xoxocowfuckerxoxo (12/02/2012) [-]
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!
#274 to #9 - hurrdurka (12/03/2012) [-]
Didn't she do a naked photoshoot before?
User avatar #284 to #9 - ffx (12/03/2012) [-]
None, they'll eventually get a man to complain to and have him do it instead.
#77 to #9 - syocum (12/03/2012) [-]
None, cause feminists can't change anything!
User avatar #181 to #9 - flappypenguin (12/03/2012) [-]
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
12.
Why?
IT JUST DOES, OK?!
#98 to #9 - brondmaniac (12/03/2012) [-]
They can't change anything
They can't change anything
#12 to #9 - markowuzhere (12/02/2012) [-]
thats a tricky question, because feminists can't change anything.
User avatar #15 to #12 - sketchysketchist (12/03/2012) [-]
They can change diapers.

You're confusing feminists with Peta.
It's a common mistake so I'll let it slide.
#16 to #15 - justamule (12/03/2012) [-]
I tend to consider the crazyfeminist manhaters, PETA, and psychotic vegans in the same category.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sketchysketchist (12/03/2012) [-]
No, there's Feminazi's the one's that call themselves feminists, but they want equality, special treatment, and the end of all men. They expect you to agree with them, or you hate women. And they consider any form of sex as rape.

Feminists are reasonable women who want a little respect and want to get rid of double standards that make life hard for them. I.E. Not being able to get a job, having to be a housewife, etc... And they want to be able to act tough and enjoy sex without being considered a lesbian or slut.
#19 to #17 - justamule (12/03/2012) [-]
I...I know o.e

I don't have a problem with real feminists. I was just saying that I keep the crazy ones(the ones that mistake all forms of intercourse as rape, for example), PETA, and psychotic vegans in the same category because, in case you haven't seen any posts relating to the other two recently, they're all just as adamant, irrational, and their ways of reasoning and achieving their goals are pretty damn similar.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sketchysketchist (12/03/2012) [-]
Well that's just crazy people in total.
They just happen to find their favorite hobby and go nuts over it.
You can see this in some gamers, anime fans, bronies, furries, gays, religious people, atheists, doctor who fans, trekkies, and fans of any show or specific things.

These crazy people ruin the sanctity of anything fun or worth doing.
#25 to #20 - justamule (12/03/2012) [-]
Yup, I supposssse.
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#130 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#174 to #130 - megiddo (12/03/2012) [-]
Either he has a lightbulb up his ass, or his colon has a bright idea.
#147 to #136 - alldaypk (12/03/2012) [-]
**** , i went to exit the bloody notification only to find it's a picture, i'm an idiot
User avatar #140 to #136 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (12/03/2012) [-]
That is quite an annoying feature.
kind of why i stopped voting, that and i mean come on i can not calculate 372 +5.
there are 4 numbers there and that is way to far out of my league.
#91 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Well if they don't know how to change a light bulb, obviously they're not that bright.
Well if they don't know how to change a light bulb, obviously they're not that bright.
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#66 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#168 to #66 - sammyjankiis (12/03/2012) [-]
Most typical answer I get. " I'm not ready for a relationship again yet." MFW
Most typical answer I get. " I'm not ready for a relationship again yet." MFW
User avatar #5 - pukingrainbows (12/02/2012) [-]
You forgot that they all gather on the internet later to stroke each others' bruised egos.
#196 to #5 - dinathaw (12/03/2012) [-]
dat apostrophe
#24 - ahoybokchoy (12/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 - halfdemon (12/03/2012) [-]
The alternative is to just stick it in and then tell the light that if it tells anyone, you'll kill its family
User avatar #87 - killerklondike (12/03/2012) [-]
Love this. ******* "I'm such a good guy why does no girl ever want me"
Simple. Because you say **** like that.
User avatar #97 - joshofsouls (12/03/2012) [-]
It always kinda pisses me off when people assume that guys get angry at being friendzoned because of the Sex.

It's not about sex 100% of the time.
#99 to #97 - sathrax (12/03/2012) [-]
I'd like to say that's true but from what I know aboiut most guys, it's proably morel ike 20% if that. since most guys are just ********* .
#103 to #99 - joshofsouls (12/03/2012) [-]
I was friendzoned by my current girlfriend at the beginning of last year, and even though the things she said during that time hurt like 			****		, I stuck with her to keep her happy.   
   
And when people hear this, they automatically assume it's because of sex, I couldn't give a 			****		 about sex, I just wanted her to love me back. THAT'S what it's about.   
Any dude who honestly gets butthurt because a girl doesn't wanna have sex, and just wants to be friends is 			*******		 stupid, that's not called the friendzone, that's called correct placement.
I was friendzoned by my current girlfriend at the beginning of last year, and even though the things she said during that time hurt like **** , I stuck with her to keep her happy.

And when people hear this, they automatically assume it's because of sex, I couldn't give a **** about sex, I just wanted her to love me back. THAT'S what it's about.
Any dude who honestly gets butthurt because a girl doesn't wanna have sex, and just wants to be friends is ******* stupid, that's not called the friendzone, that's called correct placement.
User avatar #110 to #103 - justadude (12/03/2012) [-]
That's why its simpler to just not have sex. Less drama that way.
#124 to #110 - taila (12/03/2012) [-]
I... No.   
   
You gotta' sex, bro.
I... No.

You gotta' sex, bro.
User avatar #289 to #124 - justadude (12/03/2012) [-]
eh i can live without it... for now
#293 to #103 - sathrax (12/04/2012) [-]
And you are entitled to speak for 100% of the population becaaaause? Forgive me for having the capacity to actually analyze probability and liklihood, not to mention the male psyche. Sorry it offends people that I'm realistic and thoughtful.

And in response to what u said about any guy who would get butthurt over it, no **** . 75% of the population is ******* stupid. That means 75% of guys are ******* stupid. The others who would get upset are the part of the 25% that aren't ******* stupid, that have superiority complexes and can't handle it when someone says no.

Learn2Psychology.
#102 to #99 - crackeronethreetwo (12/03/2012) [-]
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
#106 to #99 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
maybe if girls werent such whores and led guys on to get free stuff...... just sayin....pretty much what you just said.. it depends on the person bitch
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#67 - ohmahgaz (12/03/2012) [-]
The comments below.
#259 - owmyballsack (12/03/2012) [-]
"Let me know + I'll take it down :]"
#50 - Schwarzenegger (12/03/2012) [-]
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?   
   
12.   
   
One to screw it in,   
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,   
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,   
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",   
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,   
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,   
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,   
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,   
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,   
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,   
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,   
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

12.

One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
#94 to #50 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
you need more thumbs
User avatar #144 to #50 - amuter (12/03/2012) [-]
seriously? aaaaanyyoone? no one? do I have to be they guy? ugh.... fine...

It was stolen from 4chan
User avatar #190 to #144 - Schwarzenegger (12/03/2012) [-]
My apologies ol' chap!
#54 to #50 - gameshredder (12/03/2012) [-]
**gameshredder rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Perfect shirt ** You deserve a metal, doc.
User avatar #138 to #54 - nogphille (12/03/2012) [-]
a light metal or a HARDCORE METAL?
User avatar #85 to #50 - alegrijes (12/03/2012) [-]
wrong, feminists can't change anything
User avatar #276 to #50 - bohemianblasphemy (12/03/2012) [-]
Someone give this man a medal.
#53 to #50 - Wumbologist (12/03/2012) [-]
This 			*******		 joke   
This 			*******		 gif   
I love you, OP
This ******* joke
This ******* gif
I love you, OP
#56 to #50 - lemanrouste (12/03/2012) [-]
That joke was....

Illuminating.
#59 to #56 - victoreznov (12/03/2012) [-]
I was rather...
Enlightened.
#61 to #59 - lemanrouste (12/03/2012) [-]
This reaction pict tends to....

Brighten

my day.
#107 to #59 - kingantichrist (12/03/2012) [-]
Hey guys, whats going on here
User avatar #47 - Corak (12/03/2012) [-]
Simple fix. rape the lightbulb
#112 - hunterdubb (12/03/2012) [-]
o light bulb. You ******* tease you.
User avatar #114 to #112 - valen (12/03/2012) [-]
Rule 34.
No exceptions.
#115 to #114 - hunterdubb (12/03/2012) [-]
My girlfriend walked over and saw me googling "sexy light bulb", she just walked away.. Don't know what that's supposed to mean.
#116 to #115 - valen (12/03/2012) [-]
She won't understand our love.
She won't understand our love.
#166 to #115 - lastsamurai (12/03/2012) [-]
She's getting the lightbulb costume !
#175 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
Choo choo! The 'i'm so forever alone friendzoned' bandwagon has reached it's final stop!
Hop on to the next one!
User avatar #40 - thewellhungarian (12/03/2012) [-]
I just don't understand why there is such self-pity around here. I mean, I will not lie, I am shy as **** around girls, but any friend-zoning or rejection was my fault entirely. You just have to suck it up and keep trying, the worst that can happen is a no and a slightly bruised ego. If I could say anything to the people here on FJ having problems is to put your chin up, shoulders back and just go for it; stop praising the ground she walks on, you are trying to get her interest, not send in an application for husband material.

I probably should know better than to post opinions here, but I feel like I had to say something...
#105 to #40 - masteh (12/03/2012) [-]
It is true. Confidence is also the key. One of the best looking girls in my highschool liked me but because I thought I was a ugly fat **** I didn't bother talking to her. So she talked to me first a few times... and I was too stupid to capitalize. I may kick myself for the rest of my life because of that.
#49 to #40 - amoussa (12/03/2012) [-]
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I agree with you my friend. !omen are not slot machines where you be nice to them and sex comes out. Maybe the reason guys get friendzoned is because they're a fat, socially awkward, introverted betafag with the personality of a jacket potato. I don't particularly agree with the whole dating a douchebag thing either but I can at least see how the douchebag can please her in other ways rather than just ******* compliment her. I'm not getting laid either but now I can accept that it's because I exhibit quite a lot of socially awkward traits and I'm simply women's type. I just have to find a girl who suits me (the same goes with everyone else).
User avatar #52 to #49 - thewellhungarian (12/03/2012) [-]
I agree 100%. I think that there is someone out there for everyone, but if you put forth no effort, you will get nothing in return. It is like working out. You wanna lose some inches around the waist? You have to sweat a little and you may look like an idiot sometimes. But when that day comes when you look into the mirror and you find that all that work has paid off, it was all worth it in the end ( the hard work, the sweat, the tears, the embarrassment...). I guess that is what I am trying to get at. We all have our strengths and weaknesses, so we must take these strengths and work with the hand you are dealt. Like in poker, you can have a bad hand at first, but if you play the game hard enough, you can come out on top with nothing more than a pair of twos.

Sorry for the similes, btw.
User avatar #51 to #49 - amoussa (12/03/2012) [-]
was trying to say that simply I'm not a lot of women's type
User avatar #43 to #40 - ihatem (12/03/2012) [-]
"I probably should know better than to post opinions here"
Hey, the worst you could get is a no and a slightly bruised ego.
User avatar #46 to #43 - thewellhungarian (12/03/2012) [-]
Hehehe, you're ******* funny; I like you. Have a thumb, my friend.
#169 - purpleacidboots (12/03/2012) [-]
I can't thumb this up nearly enough
I can't thumb this up nearly enough
#92 - rapetape (12/03/2012) [-]
Know what you do when you get friendzoned? Move the **** on.
User avatar #117 to #92 - muchasmarcos (12/03/2012) [-]
Rapetape is right. I spent 1 whole year with a bitch that friendzoned me so i finnaly mooved on, and guess what , she came crawling 2 weeks after that cause she missed the attention. Still told her to back off.
#266 - playcolt (12/03/2012) [-]
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Women feed on the energy of male disappointment.
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