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Must be some sexy lightbulbs. From Tumblr, I apologize if it was posted earlier. Let me know + I'll take it down :]. how many "' guys does it take to change a l

From Tumblr, I apologize if it was posted earlier.
Let me know + I'll take it down :]

how many "' guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None they' ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won' t screw.
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#9 - xoxocowfuckerxoxo
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(12/02/2012) [-]
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!
#77 to #9 - syocum
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None, cause feminists can't change anything!
#274 to #9 - hurrdurka
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Didn't she do a naked photoshoot before?
User avatar #284 to #9 - ffx
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None, they'll eventually get a man to complain to and have him do it instead.
User avatar #181 to #9 - flappypenguin
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(12/03/2012) [-]
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
12.
Why?
IT JUST DOES, OK?!
#98 to #9 - brondmaniac
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(12/03/2012) [-]
They can't change anything
They can't change anything
#22 to #9 - captainwow
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#12 to #9 - markowuzhere
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thats a tricky question, because feminists can't change anything.
User avatar #15 to #12 - sketchysketchist
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They can change diapers.

You're confusing feminists with Peta.
It's a common mistake so I'll let it slide.
#16 to #15 - justamule [OP]
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I tend to consider the crazyfeminist manhaters, PETA, and psychotic vegans in the same category.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sketchysketchist
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No, there's Feminazi's the one's that call themselves feminists, but they want equality, special treatment, and the end of all men. They expect you to agree with them, or you hate women. And they consider any form of sex as rape.

Feminists are reasonable women who want a little respect and want to get rid of double standards that make life hard for them. I.E. Not being able to get a job, having to be a housewife, etc... And they want to be able to act tough and enjoy sex without being considered a lesbian or slut.
#19 to #17 - justamule [OP]
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I...I know o.e

I don't have a problem with real feminists. I was just saying that I keep the crazy ones(the ones that mistake all forms of intercourse as rape, for example), PETA, and psychotic vegans in the same category because, in case you haven't seen any posts relating to the other two recently, they're all just as adamant, irrational, and their ways of reasoning and achieving their goals are pretty damn similar.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sketchysketchist
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Well that's just crazy people in total.
They just happen to find their favorite hobby and go nuts over it.
You can see this in some gamers, anime fans, bronies, furries, gays, religious people, atheists, doctor who fans, trekkies, and fans of any show or specific things.

These crazy people ruin the sanctity of anything fun or worth doing.
#25 to #20 - justamule [OP]
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Yup, I supposssse.
User avatar #5 - pukingrainbows
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You forgot that they all gather on the internet later to stroke each others' bruised egos.
#196 to #5 - dinathaw
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dat apostrophe
#50 - Schwarzenegger
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?   
   
12.   
   
One to screw it in,   
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,   
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,   
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",   
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,   
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,   
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,   
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,   
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,   
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,   
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,   
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

12.

One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
#54 to #50 - gameshredder
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**gameshredder rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Perfect shirt ** You deserve a metal, doc.
User avatar #138 to #54 - nogphille
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a light metal or a HARDCORE METAL?
#94 to #50 - anon id: 87f35058
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you need more thumbs
User avatar #144 to #50 - amuter
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seriously? aaaaanyyoone? no one? do I have to be they guy? ugh.... fine...

It was stolen from 4chan
User avatar #190 to #144 - Schwarzenegger
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My apologies ol' chap!
User avatar #85 to #50 - alegrijes
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(12/03/2012) [-]
wrong, feminists can't change anything
User avatar #276 to #50 - bohemianblasphemy
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Someone give this man a medal.
#53 to #50 - Wumbologist
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(12/03/2012) [-]
This ******* joke   
This ******* gif   
I love you, OP
This ******* joke
This ******* gif
I love you, OP
#56 to #50 - lemanrouste
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(12/03/2012) [-]
That joke was....

Illuminating.
#59 to #56 - victoreznov
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(12/03/2012) [-]
I was rather...
Enlightened.
#61 to #59 - lemanrouste
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(12/03/2012) [-]
This reaction pict tends to....

Brighten

my day.
#107 to #59 - kingantichrist
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Hey guys, whats going on here
#23 - halfdemon
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(12/03/2012) [-]
The alternative is to just stick it in and then tell the light that if it tells anyone, you'll kill its family
#79 to #23 - dividerbyzero
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#130 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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#174 to #130 - megiddo
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Either he has a lightbulb up his ass, or his colon has a bright idea.
#136 to #130 - DagothUr
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#147 to #136 - alldaypk
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****, i went to exit the bloody notification only to find it's a picture, i'm an idiot
User avatar #140 to #136 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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That is quite an annoying feature.
kind of why i stopped voting, that and i mean come on i can not calculate 372 +5.
there are 4 numbers there and that is way to far out of my league.
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User avatar #97 - joshofsouls
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(12/03/2012) [-]
It always kinda pisses me off when people assume that guys get angry at being friendzoned because of the Sex.

It's not about sex 100% of the time.
#99 to #97 - sathrax
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I'd like to say that's true but from what I know aboiut most guys, it's proably morel ike 20% if that. since most guys are just *********.
#103 to #99 - joshofsouls
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I was friendzoned by my current girlfriend at the beginning of last year, and even though the things she said during that time hurt like ****, I stuck with her to keep her happy.   
   
And when people hear this, they automatically assume it's because of sex, I couldn't give a **** about sex, I just wanted her to love me back. THAT'S what it's about.   
Any dude who honestly gets butthurt because a girl doesn't wanna have sex, and just wants to be friends is ******* stupid, that's not called the friendzone, that's called correct placement.
I was friendzoned by my current girlfriend at the beginning of last year, and even though the things she said during that time hurt like ****, I stuck with her to keep her happy.

And when people hear this, they automatically assume it's because of sex, I couldn't give a **** about sex, I just wanted her to love me back. THAT'S what it's about.
Any dude who honestly gets butthurt because a girl doesn't wanna have sex, and just wants to be friends is ******* stupid, that's not called the friendzone, that's called correct placement.
User avatar #110 to #103 - justadude
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That's why its simpler to just not have sex. Less drama that way.
#124 to #110 - taila
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I... No.   
   
You gotta' sex, bro.
I... No.

You gotta' sex, bro.
User avatar #289 to #124 - justadude
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eh i can live without it... for now
#293 to #103 - sathrax
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And you are entitled to speak for 100% of the population becaaaause? Forgive me for having the capacity to actually analyze probability and liklihood, not to mention the male psyche. Sorry it offends people that I'm realistic and thoughtful.

And in response to what u said about any guy who would get butthurt over it, no ****. 75% of the population is ******* stupid. That means 75% of guys are ******* stupid. The others who would get upset are the part of the 25% that aren't ******* stupid, that have superiority complexes and can't handle it when someone says no.

Learn2Psychology.
#106 to #99 - anon id: 37ed85b2
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maybe if girls werent such whores and led guys on to get free stuff...... just sayin....pretty much what you just said.. it depends on the person bitch
#102 to #99 - crackeronethreetwo
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What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
#125 to #97 - adissaddd **User deleted account**
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User avatar #87 - killerklondike
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Love this. ******* "I'm such a good guy why does no girl ever want me"
Simple. Because you say **** like that.
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#168 to #66 - sammyjankiis
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Most typical answer I get. " I'm not ready for a relationship again yet." MFW
Most typical answer I get. " I'm not ready for a relationship again yet." MFW
#91 - grimmwaters
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Well if they don't know how to change a light bulb, obviously they're not that bright.
Well if they don't know how to change a light bulb, obviously they're not that bright.