life hacks and cheats!. . trier () giinthir. stiggy bi) (.. Me: "Can you tell me your name one more time?" Them: "Sorry, what?" Me: "I meant your last name, sorry" Them: "Why the do you
Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search

life hacks and cheats!

trier () giinthir. stiggy bi) (.
Views: 34083
Favorited: 264
Submitted: 12/02/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to semo E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend


Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#73 - wazzup (12/03/2012) [-]
Your instructions weren't clear enough OP. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
Your instructions weren't clear enough OP. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
User avatar #79 to #73 - mcderfenschmirt (12/03/2012) [-]
This comment was funny the first time, the second time, maybe even the 7th time. But by the 758th time it's just plain boring.
User avatar #71 - mooghens (12/03/2012) [-]
Word of warning though. Nr 5. is not very effective at family reunions
User avatar #68 - Soilwork (12/03/2012) [-]
Wipe your ass with you hand to save money on toilet paper
#78 to #68 - tylermcall ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Why not take a pre-shower 						****					, then when taking a shower it will be like a Tibetan toilet.
Why not take a pre-shower **** , then when taking a shower it will be like a Tibetan toilet.
#70 to #68 - mrpeepee (12/03/2012) [-]
That's amazing!
That's amazing!
User avatar #67 - mechanichore (12/03/2012) [-]
Okay so lets find 49 percent of 19. drop the 1s digit leaving me with 1. multiply it by the 10s digit in the percentage- making it 4. so according to this about half of 19 is 4. okay.
#84 to #67 - angelious (12/03/2012) [-]
only works when you have three numbered number....and **** i dont speak english

i am finland not very cute and sex
#80 to #67 - martintheferret has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #69 to #67 - mechanichore (12/03/2012) [-]
essentially 49 percent is 50 percent and 19 is 20 for easy brainworking to compare how off this method is.
User avatar #63 - steswethesecond (12/03/2012) [-]
Number seven is wrong, you have to tap the side of the can for it to work
#75 to #63 - magmon (12/03/2012) [-]
My thoughts exactly.
#59 - crayonzzzz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #58 - kubrick (12/03/2012) [-]
Is there an easier way to change every period from font 12 to 14 than doing them one by one? That **** would take forever on a 40 page paper.
#89 to #58 - anonymous (12/03/2012) [-]
Read it again.
User avatar #74 to #58 - secondtimearound (12/03/2012) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think in Microsoft Word, you can use select all and change all the selected items at once.
User avatar #76 to #74 - kubrick (12/03/2012) [-]
I just tried it. I don't computer well, so I failed at making the paper longer. Not a big deal. I already hit the page limit. I just wanted to know for future reference.
User avatar #77 to #76 - secondtimearound (12/03/2012) [-]
oh, hahah. Well, now you know! wait, does it work? I don't remember...
Which course requires you to write a 40 page paper?
User avatar #88 to #77 - kubrick (12/03/2012) [-]
Ethics Debate. It really is more of case analyses. We're given a set of cases to research and develop arguments to support a pragmatic solution, then we debate other universities. It's pretty interesting stuff, but it's a lot of work.
User avatar #91 to #88 - secondtimearound (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh wow! That actually sounds really fun to do! Yeah my friend took a class like that back in '07 where he just debated with other schools about certain situations in history. He suddenly switched to psychology for some reason. His viewpoints must've changed after the course hahah.
User avatar #92 to #91 - kubrick (12/07/2012) [-]
Could have been. It's a lot of hard work but I think it's worth it; I find it challenging and fun. Plus we get a free weekend trip.
User avatar #57 - zers (12/03/2012) [-]
Number seven is ******** . The only way to make it fizz less is to tap the sides of the can not the top. The bubbles are located on the sides so when you tap it the bubbles will rise to the surface. Tapping the top would just be tapping air.
User avatar #56 - fajivity (12/03/2012) [-]
If you completely want to avoid any name problems, find an excuse to ask them how to SPELL the name.
User avatar #55 - qqqqqqqqq ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
8 is ******** , i take a shower every morning and still sleep through half of first period
User avatar #54 - robothuck (12/03/2012) [-]
Just so everyone knows, lots of thumbs wouldn't get us a part 2 anyway, as this is a repost.
User avatar #53 - fugikuro (12/03/2012) [-]
Life hack number 11: Spellcheck
#51 - novus (12/03/2012) [-]
Stopped reading at "closing a light"
User avatar #72 to #51 - ellelola (12/03/2012) [-]
I kept reading because i "thoguht" that he was going to explain how one closes a light.
#50 - SonofChuck (12/03/2012) [-]
>Be giving speech in class
>I'm not doing half bad
>Front row starts whispering to each other and pointing at my feet
>Look down
>"Oh my **** !"
>My thoguhts are everywhere
>Start drinking water and collecting thoguhts
>More thoguhts falling out of pockets
>"Oh **** me!"
>Water goes down windpipe
>Coughing makes even more thoguhts fall out of pockets
>Thoguhts fill up the entire classroom
>911 has to be called to get everybody out of the classroom
>End up getting an F on my speech
#81 to #50 - mirrorsmirrors (12/03/2012) [-]
One of the best posts on FJ ever.
User avatar #52 to #50 - orangepikmin (12/03/2012) [-]
I feel morally raped and I don't know why.
#49 - bazda (12/03/2012) [-]
Or you could just not be a ***** and look someone in the eye.
User avatar #48 - gammajk (12/03/2012) [-]
Me: "Can you tell me your name one more time?"
Them: "Sorry, what?"
Me: "I meant your last name, sorry"
Them: "Why the **** do you want to know my last name?"
Me: *take sip of water* *start crying while they're staring at me*
**** you OP
#45 - Fallenurc (12/03/2012) [-]
Number 10 didn't work...
#43 - darkoblivion (12/03/2012) [-]
stop looking at my noes
User avatar #41 - bothemastaofall (12/03/2012) [-]
So if 40% of 300 is 120, then 45% is also 120.
User avatar #44 to #41 - mrnotorious (12/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #40 - churrundo (12/03/2012) [-]
number 1 is the reason why pirates wore patches. when they wanted to go to the lower deck, they just change the patch to the other side
User avatar #64 to #40 - MythBuster (12/03/2012) [-]
I taught you that mother ****** !
#65 to #64 - churrundo (12/03/2012) [-]
my dad did.
my dad did.
User avatar #66 to #65 - MythBuster (12/03/2012) [-]
nvm man, i just assumed you watched the mythbusters episode
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)