life hacks and cheats!. . trier () giinthir. stiggy bi) (.. Me: "Can you tell me your name one more time?" Them: "Sorry, what?" Me: "I meant your last name, sorry" Them: "Why the do you life hacks and cheats! trier () giinthir stiggy bi) ( Me: "Can you tell me your name one more time?" Them: "Sorry what?" "I meant last sorry" "Why the do
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#25 - twatmissile
Reply +39
(12/03/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolls 88** the number of times this has been reposted
#48 - gammajk
Reply +38
(12/03/2012) [-]
Me: "Can you tell me your name one more time?"
Them: "Sorry, what?"
Me: "I meant your last name, sorry"
Them: "Why the **** do you want to know my last name?"
Me: *take sip of water* *start crying while they're staring at me*
**** you OP
#30 - reusabletampon
Reply +17
(12/03/2012) [-]
Life hack tip #11: use a font that doesn't make your readers eyes bleed.
#68 - Soilwork
Reply +16
(12/03/2012) [-]
Wipe your ass with you hand to save money on toilet paper
#78 to #68 - tylermcall
Reply +1
(12/03/2012) [-]
Why not take a pre-shower ****, then when taking a shower it will be like a Tibetan toilet.
Why not take a pre-shower ****, then when taking a shower it will be like a Tibetan toilet.
#70 to #68 - mrpeepee
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(12/03/2012) [-]
That's amazing!
That's amazing!
#50 - SonofChuck
Reply +16
(12/03/2012) [-]
>Be giving speech in class
>I'm not doing half bad
>Front row starts whispering to each other and pointing at my feet
>Look down
>"Oh my ****!"
>My thoguhts are everywhere
>Start drinking water and collecting thoguhts
>More thoguhts falling out of pockets
>"Oh **** me!"
>Water goes down windpipe
>Coughing makes even more thoguhts fall out of pockets
>Thoguhts fill up the entire classroom
>911 has to be called to get everybody out of the classroom
>End up getting an F on my speech
>MFW
#81 to #50 - mirrorsmirrors
Reply +1
(12/03/2012) [-]
One of the best posts on FJ ever.
#52 to #50 - orangepikmin
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(12/03/2012) [-]
I feel morally raped and I don't know why.
#16 - poisonivyleague
Reply +11
(12/03/2012) [-]
1. "when closing a light"
#40 - churrundo
Reply +9
(12/03/2012) [-]
number 1 is the reason why pirates wore patches. when they wanted to go to the lower deck, they just change the patch to the other side
#64 to #40 - MythBuster
Reply 0
(12/03/2012) [-]
I taught you that mother ******!
#65 to #64 - churrundo
Reply 0
(12/03/2012) [-]
my dad did.
my dad did.
#66 to #65 - MythBuster
Reply 0
(12/03/2012) [-]
nvm man, i just assumed you watched the mythbusters episode
#45 - Fallenurc
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Number 10 didn't work...
#1 - truckusmode
Reply +7
(12/02/2012) [-]
#2.... Look at their noes?

OH NOES!!!