Russians: Do Not Fuck with Them. . Ear Born's Soming} dirt'' ' llxiri. Illustration From October 2002 Issue of "Popular Mechanics" (pg. 69). The Tzar bomb is purely theoretical, they built one without uranium coated plutonium (or some ) and instead put uranium coated steel so as not to the world up a Russians: Do Not Fuck with Them Ear Born's Soming} dirt'' ' llxiri Illustration From October 2002 Issue of "Popular Mechanics" (pg 69) The Tzar bomb is purely theoretical they built one without uranium coated plutonium (or some ) and instead put steel so as not to the world up a
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#17 - BenniEGHR
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(12/02/2012) [-]
The Tzar bomb is purely theoretical, they built one without uranium coated plutonium (or some ****) and instead put uranium coated steel so as not to **** the world up and set it off in Antarctica, explosion ensued and the scientists were all...
"we may destroy the world with a real one"
"Damn right"
"lets NOT build one"
"no ****, dickwad"
"hey **** you Vladimir"
"yeh well i had sex with your wife"
"SHE IS YOUR SISTER"
"Also drank your vodk-"
BANG
#62 to #17 - anon
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Your comment made me laugh.

But still, the tzar bomba was the largest bomb ever detonated.
#193 to #17 - Ivandrago
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(12/02/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxD44HO8dNQ

**** it, I would have just blown up the world.
#389 to #17 - Konigsteiger
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Not Antarctica. Novaya Zemlya
#581 to #17 - skyrimdovah
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Hello
#582 to #581 - BenniEGHR
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(05/03/2015) [-]
.....wut
#583 to #582 - skyrimdovah
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(05/03/2015) [-]
Just saying hi
#584 to #583 - BenniEGHR
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(05/03/2015) [-]
can....can i help you?
#585 to #584 - skyrimdovah
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(05/03/2015) [-]
Do you have any hentai?
#586 to #585 - BenniEGHR
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(05/03/2015) [-]
soz bro, your looking for Admin
#453 to #17 - swimmingprodigy
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(12/03/2012) [-]
It was supposed to be a 100 megaton bomb.

They realized that when the 100 megaton bomb explodes in midair, it's gonna create a shockwave traveling in all directions (including down). The shockwave would be so powerful that the air traveling down would hit the ground, bounce off, and go back straight up in the air, pushing the fireball higher in the sky than where it detonated from. They decided this would **** **** up TOO much, so they reduced it to 50 megatons and tested that.


Also, they tested this over Soviet land in the Arctic circle, not Antarctica
#518 to #17 - skeltonlax
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Even if it was purely theoretical it is still scary to think that something this powerful could be made
#532 to #518 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
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#546 to #17 - mericuh
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(12/03/2012) [-]
vladimir is kill

no
#177 to #17 - debee
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#18 to #17 - thamuz
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(12/02/2012) [-]
No,they removed the beryllium lenses from the devices pit(the pit is where the big boom happens) and also removed the neutron guns from it. They also did not use the heavy hydrogen injection.

They used lead lenses instead,cutting the power to about half.

It still ****** everything up on the island it was dropped on.
#20 to #18 - BenniEGHR
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(12/02/2012) [-]
well **** you know more about science and **** than I do, i can only repay you in similarly valuable knowledge

Farting in the shower is a bad idea due to a closed environment

farewell knowledgeable human
#21 to #20 - thamuz
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I could go on and on about the history and use of nuclear weapons,but thats only because I did it for school as nobody else would touch the topic.

lol..
#22 to #21 - BenniEGHR
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(12/02/2012) [-]
and I could go on about the downside of farting in showers as I have written many reports and thesis on the subject
#516 to #22 - anon
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(12/03/2012) [-]
...go on...
#156 to #20 - pokemonstheshiz
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Farting in the shower is also bad because your sense of smell increases with humidity.
#485 to #20 - mynameisfoo
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(12/03/2012) [-]
actually it is bad not only for that but because humans' sense of smell is enhanced in warm and humid environments themoreyouknow.jpg
#23 to #18 - crazycowhimself
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(12/02/2012) [-]
it didn't only **** **** up at the island it was dropped on, it shattered the windows of the buildings in some parts of Finland. and besides from halving the explosion, they chose to detonate the bomb in like 4 kilometres up in the air (or sum like that), because if it detonated at the earth's surface, **** would go down.
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#307 to #26 - anon
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(12/02/2012) [-]
you're a ******* idiot, you act like us amerifags go around every day saying "HURR DURR 9/11 NEVER FORGET" please just stfu. you're not funny
#433 to #26 - ragingcacti
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Well, you know, 3000 civilians died.... but that has nothing to do with it, right?

not taking it personally or anything
#231 to #26 - joocles
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(12/02/2012) [-]
***** sake, we warned japan of the bomb, and more people would had eddied if we didn't use the bombs
#386 to #26 - cmcghie
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(12/03/2012) [-]
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#158 to #26 - JoshBauer
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Lol shut the **** up. We don't act like it's the worst thing to happen. We think it's kind of an inconvenience when a couple assholes decide to murder 3,000 of our people out of the blue one day.
#27 to #26 - furiousmarshmellow [OP]
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Well, from what I hear so far, no one was killed by Tsar Bomba. It was just for a nuclear bomb test.
#63 to #27 - Airmanator
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Tsar bomba actually destroyed the bomber that dropped it.
#64 to #63 - furiousmarshmellow [OP]
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(12/02/2012) [-]
No it didn't. It knocked it into a one and a half mile freefall but the pilot regained control of it.
#67 to #64 - Airmanator
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(12/02/2012) [-]
You're probably right, but do you have a source for that? I've been looking on Google and couldn't see information for either conclusion.
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#40 to #28 - ihavecontentthumbs
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(12/02/2012) [-]
it was also a military action..not an act of terrorism. we told the Japanese government we were going to drop them we didnt drop them spontaneously
#41 to #28 - baracknessmonster
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(12/02/2012) [-]
im not trying to say 9/11 was the worst thing ever, but no one expected it and we whine about stupid things here
#232 - bosskiss
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#425 to #232 - lamarisagoodname
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(12/03/2012) [-]
misread as double Leona with Shaco

Leauge of Legends ftw
#84 - boomdady
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Hiroshima.
Before, and after.
#255 to #84 - Fgner ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
It's so clean now! They should be thanking us!
#526 to #84 - quantumlegend
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(12/03/2012) [-]
Those ******* invincible circles.
#104 to #84 - GodOfGodz
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(12/02/2012) [-]
CITY=BLOWN
#127 to #112 - thisisestonia ONLINE
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#43 - illusiveman
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Those soviets are gonna save our ass when a big meteor comes crashing to earth
#148 to #43 - sterlingarcher
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Funny you say that, they're actually putting together a program right now to set apiphus off course.
#44 to #43 - mattymc
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(12/02/2012) [-]
you do realize that the soviet union dissolved 20 years ago, right?
#46 to #44 - guywithguitar ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
That's what they want you to think.
#45 to #44 - jammydodgers
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(12/02/2012) [-]
No but we can still use the weapon which the soviets designed.
#60 - cjcvjcv
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Here you go bitches... nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
#105 to #60 - worldofwarcraftdog
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(12/02/2012) [-]
god damnit iv got studying to do!! why the hell do you tempt me so!
#146 to #105 - sterlingarcher
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Then why da hell you on fj???
#69 to #60 - Pharonix
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(12/02/2012) [-]
If you wanted to completely nuke the earth with the exception of
North America
40000000000 Kilotons would be needed
#86 to #69 - anon
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Surely we would want to do the other way around?
Nuke all of north america and NOT the rest of the earth?
#88 to #86 - Pharonix
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(12/02/2012) [-]
that would require only about
2,000,000,000 KT
#70 to #60 - anon
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Jesus the Tsar Bomba would destroy almost the entire west coast of North Korea.
#111 to #70 - brenton
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Let's do this.
#83 to #60 - liquidfunny
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(12/02/2012) [-]
hm.. it takes .00001 kilotons to take out my school, wonder how much that cost?
just wonder....thats all
#93 to #60 - synapse
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(12/02/2012) [-]
One BIG IVAN dropped on london and it's all over.
#97 to #60 - synapse
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(12/02/2012) [-]
It says that the Tsar is 50mt, whereas it was actually 57.
#139 to #60 - Visual
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I put the common US nuke (W-76) right on top of my school and I live far enough away just to be outside the thermal radiation zone.

Huehuehue everyone I know dies and half my neighborhood gets fried.
#273 to #60 - RipperMan
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(12/02/2012) [-]
the Tzar Bomba is the exact same size as Rhode Island
#580 to #60 - siathedragoness
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i had to pick a place to test it ,and you know what?, **** capitol heights
#71 to #60 - himyouknowwho
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(12/02/2012) [-]
wow... if one of those tzar bombs hit my town would Denmark be screwed.
#249 to #60 - lordmoldywart
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(12/02/2012) [-]
That website suggests the radius of the Tzar bomba is 50~ miles

Am I missing something or has the most powerful N-bomb of all time got a radius of just 50 miles?
#121 to #60 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Whoo, I'd survive the Little Boy if it hit Flagstaff!
#157 to #121 - hiworlds
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(12/02/2012) [-]
you live in AZ? i live in mesa
#241 to #157 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I do, but I guess people hate AZ since I got thumbed down.
#74 to #60 - cjcvjcv
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(12/02/2012) [-]
A well placed 100000000 kiloton bomb would wipe everything out except for Hawaii. (if placed right, in the northern part of botswana)
#78 to #74 - himyouknowwho
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(12/02/2012) [-]
if set in Frankfurt with 100000000000 kilotons, the only place "safe" would be New Zealand
#82 to #78 - thatguywatchingu
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(12/02/2012) [-]
With 100000000000 kilotons, if you place it right on the text 'South Atlantic Ocean' then the only safe places are Wake island and the Midway Islands, which takes the population down to around 61 people (and an air base)
#248 to #82 - symustafa
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Oh yeah, and if you detonate a bomb with 100000000000000 kilotons, you would destroy the world 3 times in a row. Add 2 more zeros and makes that 3 and a half times.
#245 to #78 - symustafa
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(12/02/2012) [-]
You live in Frankfurt?
#247 to #245 - himyouknowwho
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(12/02/2012) [-]
no, i live in a town in Denmark
#66 to #60 - bun
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Nothing's happening for me
#115 to #60 - Blackarican
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I. AM. GOD!!!!!!
#147 to #60 - totallynotafurry
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(12/02/2012) [-]
A 1000000000kt bomb dropped in the center of the Central African Republic could take out most of Africa, 1/3rd of Saudi Arabia, half of Yemen, 1/4th of Jordan, and a good chunk of Israel.
#65 to #60 - thatsmyfetish
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(12/02/2012) [-]
That's just ******* cool.
#210 - theblackpenny
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#450 - kidsquicker
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Hue
#14 - thechosentroll
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They were just testing the bomb and sending a message to the rest of the world not to **** with them.
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