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You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
okay so going to be honest i have no
fucking idea what homecoming is going
to tth grade and i have a date what is
Stranger: it' s like prom, but at the beggining of
You: A circle jerk of prepubescence.
Stranger: essentially show up, be with a girl,
act like you know what' s happening
You: Don' t listen to that guy.
You: Show up with a girl? Psshh, listen here kid, I' ll tell
you what you gotta do.
Stranger: show up with a guy
Stranger: that' ll make an impression on the
You: 10 Rent a badass suit. Don' t be a bitch and gets
Myrdal black and white one, that' s a bitch move. Get
one that stands cut, bright ass colors.
Stranger: "definitely great advice depending on how
you want to be known
You: 20 Don' t be a bitch and let your parents take you,
you' ll just get fondled by the football players meurthe
punch bowel. You show up in a damn, mother fucking
Stranger: that as great advice, but it will make you
You: 30 Now kid, I' ma call you Randy, Randy I don' t
know if you smoke; I' m gonna say you don' t, so saying
that Randy, you wanna be cool right? Well, if you want
people to think you are cool, you smoke? Right? Right!
So you gets damn fog machine in that limo, roll up just
having that shit pourin out the windows. Bitches be like,
cm shit, Randy' s a stone cold mother fucker."
Stranger: i want to leave but you' re giving this guy
You: 40 Now here is the fun part, Randy. You Make
sure that you have brought your date, you wants date
right, Randy? Elf course you do. Now, you wanted a
girl? Now, you don' tjust want a girl, you wants mother
fucking fine piece of ass.. Don' t be like my cousin
Gordon, show up with his second cousin. You show up
with a fine girl, I mean fine. Not one from your school,
that' s lame as hell, they know you Randy, they know
who you are. The real Randy; we don' t want them to
know the real Randy. So what are we gonna do? You
go gets nice lookin Asian Hooker, not the cheap ass
kind, the good kind, the Pretty Woman kind..
Stranger: the kind that have to be bought online, not
from an alley in chinatown
You: iii.) Make sure you two match, don' t be all crashin
and shit, Randy, you have more class than that. Get
that bitch a bright ass dress that matches yo ballin mit
Ya' ll get out of that limo, smoke pourin out and you step
up, you step up Randy! You walk into that dance, that
hooker in your anns.
Stranger: and you sell herto the first person to offer
above what you payed
Stranger: get her back half an hour later
You: tik) Now, you' re in the dance, Randy. You made it
into the dance. Now what? Mother fucker, now you
dance. It' s gonna be some fast music at first, so you
gotta dance.. You know how to dance, right Randy'?
Fucking right you do, don' t cabbage patch any of this
shit. You fuckin start krumpin. I don' t give a fuck what' s
playin, Call me Maybe'? Krump that shit. Electric
Avenue'? Hump that shit! Chacha Slide? Well mother
fucker, you do the Chacha Slide.
Stranger: we gonna rock down to electric avenue mah
You: T.) Randy, we made it past the fast songs; now
what'? Now it' s slow dance. You walk up to that hooker,
that fine ass hooker in that fine ass brightly colored
dress, remember, you are the Peacock of the dance,
Randy, you own it. You grap her around the fucking
waste, and just start krumpin. What nigga, you think
you actually gonna slow dance? Randy, it' s a dance,
you slow dance and you show how weak you actually
Stranger: krump all fucking night
Stranger: even when the music stops
You: 8.) cm fuck Randy, the dancing is over, you made
it past the fucking slow dance, parents are coming to
pick up all those mother fuckers. Here' s what you do,
you fucking krump all the way to the fucking parking lot,
all the way to the fucking pink limo, you get on top of
that limo, and start krumpin as people drive by you.
Now by this point, you' re fuckin hooker as left, times up,
Randy, you ran outta money, but it' s fine, bitches be
crazy. So you still krumpin right? Damn right you are.
You: 90 You stop krumpin now, Randy, shit' s gettin old.
Get in that fuckin limo, you have them drive you fuckin
home. You get outta that fuckin limo and krump all the
fuckin way to your fuckin room. You can check your
fuckin Facebook status and see how many fuckin girls
you made wet at the dance, Randy. You made all those
bitches wet, because you listened to what I had to say.
You: There yah go, Randy. There you fucking go.
Stranger: this man is a genius
Stranger: all other advice is bullshit
You: Just don' t forget, the fucking krumpin.
Stranger: that' s the most essential part
You: I think Randy' s gonna do good.
Stranger: only if he doesn' t pussy out
You: Don' t fuck up, Randy. I got faith in you. Faith..
You: See what that stranger is don Randy? He' s
krumpin. Why? Because he' s made all the bitches wet.
Stranger: that' s why i haven' t been giving as good
advice as this classy motherfucker
Stranger: because i' m busy krumpin
You: Well Stranger and Randy, I gotta go give some
more advice to all the people. out
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