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#20 - Gedziuzzz (12/02/2012) [-]
Actually one of my biggest fears is getting really old. That's is like the worst thing ever, you become a clueless, weak old person and everyone is avoiding you...Your family only visits you because they will feel like it's their duty, but really all they will want is to leave faster and do their own thing. Being old is the worst thing ever in my eyes. There might be happy old people, but never had a chance to meet one.
User avatar #64 to #20 - tanabata (12/02/2012) [-]
Conclusion: Live an unhealthy life. Junk food, here I come!
I'm just looking for excuses...
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#69 to #68 - tanabata (12/02/2012) [-]
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He-hey! I don't know about you but its nice to see ya! Meet you on /hentai/ in 2-3 hours.
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#73 to #71 - tanabata (12/02/2012) [-]
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Yeah, I know that feeling. I've pretty much emptied my folder on the board. I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve thought. Tonight will be a comedic themed dump from me.
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User avatar #32 to #20 - tylosaurus ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
>You become clueless, weak and everyone is avoiding.

Yup, sounds like I'm already old..

Oh well, personally I'd love to become old. As a person with passion for games and computers, I'd be able to sit and play as many games as I want and watch movies, anime and what not.
User avatar #62 to #32 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
But what about arthritis?
User avatar #70 to #62 - tylosaurus ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
I have no idea of what that is.
User avatar #46 - oglemokk (12/02/2012) [-]
However scientists have calculated that the first person to hit 150 years has already been born...

Let's hope it's me.
User avatar #47 to #46 - calmasis (12/02/2012) [-]
Could be, however it's presumed that they would have been born last year.
User avatar #49 to #46 - crazyhindu (12/02/2012) [-]
why? why wpuld you possibly want to live that long?
User avatar #55 to #49 - pukingrainbows (12/02/2012) [-]
Well if it didn't mean being a decrepit pile of arthritis I'd be fine living for a few hundred years.
User avatar #56 to #55 - crazyhindu (12/02/2012) [-]
i guess
User avatar #74 to #49 - curtkobain (12/02/2012) [-]
I would want to live that long as long as the aging process is slower
User avatar #87 to #74 - crazyhindu (12/02/2012) [-]
really curt? you really want to live that long? curt?
User avatar #88 to #87 - curtkobain (12/03/2012) [-]
do not imply about things you do not fully understand
User avatar #89 to #88 - crazyhindu (12/03/2012) [-]
it was a joke you know? kurt cobain? how he killed himself?
User avatar #90 to #89 - curtkobain (12/03/2012) [-]
do not imply about things you do not fully understand
User avatar #91 to #90 - crazyhindu (12/03/2012) [-]
do not come to the internet if you intend to get butthurt
User avatar #92 to #91 - curtkobain (12/03/2012) [-]
do not imply things you don't 100% know. I'm not butthurt what so ever.
User avatar #93 to #92 - crazyhindu (12/03/2012) [-]
seems like you genuinely are getting pissed off over the fact that i made a crack about kurt's death. anyone not butthurt would not be all serious, allthough it was indeed not a great joke any old person would have been like "ohh hahah i see what you did there"


also im out i forsee a *********
User avatar #94 to #93 - curtkobain (12/03/2012) [-]
I wouldn't even say I'm booty tickled. Besides my name is about Kurt Cobain. Do you know how many times this type of comment about his "suicide" i've received? Quite a lot. And that's just on this account.

I seriously don't understand how you are trying to say I'm butthurt when I'm 0% butthurt.
User avatar #95 to #94 - crazyhindu (12/03/2012) [-]
alright whatever i just made a joke thats it and i mean how do you make an account called curtkobain and not expect to get **** about his death?
User avatar #96 to #95 - curtkobain (12/03/2012) [-]
i'm just trying to clear up that i'm not pissed about your comment about his "suicide"
#16 - chofy (12/02/2012) [-]
The human lifespan is getting longer. So people that were born 116 years ago have a shorter lifespan than people that were born recently. Scientists believe that someone who will reach the age of 150 has already been born.
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User avatar #59 to #16 - inflamess (12/02/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if what I'm about to say is true, but we watched some video in class about eating and such, and it said that kids these days are so unactive and play so much video games, that they're predicted to die BEFORE their parents do.
User avatar #61 to #16 - dashdashdash (12/02/2012) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #27 to #16 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2012) [-]
**thegrohltroll rolled user meetthemedic ** it's this guy
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User avatar #60 to #42 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2012) [-]
yeah buddy, you'll get very old...tell your grandchildrens' grandchildrens' children good stuff about me
#58 - extremezone (12/02/2012) [-]
All I want is to become 69.    
   
MFW the entire year
All I want is to become 69.

MFW the entire year
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User avatar #66 to #58 - gitrdunn (12/02/2012) [-]
please watch this GIF while listening to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_tDwpB3Vnk
#79 to #66 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
Immediately thought of Ape Escape.

Floating chairs, man.
User avatar #28 - defeats (12/02/2012) [-]
Aging to 116 years old is the world's ******** power...
To be quite honest, unless I'm fit, have loads of awesome grandchildren and I don't suffer from any ****** diseases or conditions, I wouldn't mind living to about 90, but 116 is too long, at 116 you have about a 80% chance that even your own children will all be dead, and a 100% chance that all of your friends from youth are dead...
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User avatar #31 to #30 - defeats (12/02/2012) [-]
One in two billion will reach 116, chances are your childhood friends will not be amongst those 3 in the world.
World average lift expectancy is 68, off the top of my head I'd think that if you live to 116 your kids will have to live to 80, maybe even up to 100 if you had them young, which is common today.
That was my estimation, I didn't say those were the facts.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - defeats (12/02/2012) [-]
I "claimed" percentages?
Do you not know that you can estimate percentages?
Do you not understand the word "about"?

You are failing at trying to be funny, why do you even bother?
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User avatar #36 to #35 - defeats (12/02/2012) [-]
I don't have to say so if it's an estimate, if I was stating those as the true percentages I would have to say so and reference it.
Use your head, you failed.
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#45 to #37 - summerx (12/02/2012) [-]
I feel like you're that one kid in class who wastes half the classtime asking the teacher useless questions.
I feel like you're that one kid in class who wastes half the classtime asking the teacher useless questions.
User avatar #6 - nockae (12/02/2012) [-]
So there are 3 and a half people who are 116?
User avatar #12 - AeroChic (12/02/2012) [-]
I don't think I'd want to live to be older than 116.
User avatar #5 - rbrim (12/02/2012) [-]
Why in the world would you want that, though? You'd be decrepit and barely able to care for yourself if you lived to be that old. Hell, living past 70 seems like a nightmare in most cases unless you've been a physical fitness nut your whole life.
User avatar #63 - wolverinebamf (12/02/2012) [-]
That's based on the past, with medicine in the future, we have no idea how old we could live to be. I just want to live to be 105, so I could live in 3 centuries.
#83 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/02/2012) [-]
116 years old? Too mainstream. Try 261 years old.
User avatar #26 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2012) [-]
I don't want to live that long
#44 to #26 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
I love your icon. I have that photo in my room.
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User avatar #50 to #18 - daisuke (12/02/2012) [-]
ur grandparents are 60?? ur parents are like 35? and you are like 10 years old?
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#3 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
and they will all be white
User avatar #2 - monkeyyninja (12/02/2012) [-]
Maybe by today's statistics. Through genetics and conventional healthcare advancement, I doubt this generation will be mortal at all (such a shame)
#4 to #2 - Demitorn (12/02/2012) [-]
The **** they put in our food and water i think we are gunna die earlier
User avatar #14 to #4 - monkeyyninja (12/02/2012) [-]
At least we'll have beautiful teeth when we die from fluoride poisoning
User avatar #19 - cinematicbrix (12/02/2012) [-]
No, statistics say that the human who will become over 140 years is already born, and that life expectancies are rising.
User avatar #81 to #19 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/02/2012) [-]
Why "no"? It says "or older"
User avatar #98 to #81 - cinematicbrix (12/03/2012) [-]
Because why, that's why.
#99 to #19 - pigglywiggly (12/03/2012) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #19 - defeats (12/02/2012) [-]
Predictions =/= statistics.
The average human life span is getting longer, yes, but this statistic is based off of the past and present.
#77 - creosote (12/02/2012) [-]
I want to die at, say, 65? Maybe a little way into my 70s would be okay, but after that and your body would be total crap in every way.
User avatar #80 to #77 - SniperKitty (12/02/2012) [-]
Depends on how to take care of it. My husband's great grandmother is still walking and alive and well and she's mid 90s. People like that usually just pass in their sleep peacefully instead of illness too, which is my preferred method of dying.
#82 to #80 - creosote (12/02/2012) [-]
My grandpa was a strong old man. He got both of his knees replaced and had major back surgery when he was in his 80s and kept on chugging along. He refused to use a wheelchair pretty much whenever possible after those surgeries. However, earlier this year, he was in his mid 90s, my grandmother died, as did his dog, so he had nothing to live for and died a miserable old man. He died maybe 5 months after she did, which is typical of old men. Old women can usually keep on chugging along after a spouse dies, however. See, he was a strong old man who loved life, but once his wife died, he had nothing left. I don't want to end up like that. And he did not die peacefully in his sleep, either.
My grandpa was a strong old man. He got both of his knees replaced and had major back surgery when he was in his 80s and kept on chugging along. He refused to use a wheelchair pretty much whenever possible after those surgeries. However, earlier this year, he was in his mid 90s, my grandmother died, as did his dog, so he had nothing to live for and died a miserable old man. He died maybe 5 months after she did, which is typical of old men. Old women can usually keep on chugging along after a spouse dies, however. See, he was a strong old man who loved life, but once his wife died, he had nothing left. I don't want to end up like that. And he did not die peacefully in his sleep, either.
User avatar #84 to #82 - SniperKitty (12/02/2012) [-]
Sorry but if women can keep on chugging after the death of their husband I don't see any excuse for men not to be able to do the same.

Use the excuse as heartbreak, not as he's a man so he can't live on without his wife. That's just a cop out, dying of heartbreak is different than actually moving on with your life and keep on keeping on. It has nothing to do with being a man or woman, the only difference with death and men and women is women tend to live longer. Neither is stronger if they lose a spouse because of their genitals....

You choose your perspective on life, I do understand when you get old (my husband's grandmother has lost almost all of her siblings) that you start loosing people you love and it's hard to go through. But it has nothing to do with being an old woman or and old man, both sexes can move on or not, it's not a male/female thing.

And I never said they ALL die in their sleep, but it didn't sound like he was very strong physically anyways. I'm talking about people who haven't really needed any help, my husband's great grandmother doesn't have any health issues, no hospitalizations, weather it's her taking good care of herself or she's just lucky I don't know. But your grandfather didn't seem very healthy to begin with so I wouldn't put him in the category of people who have good health when they reach a very old age. Regardless if it was only physical problems, physical problems can cause other issues in the elderly, and she's had no physical problems either.
User avatar #85 to #84 - creosote (12/02/2012) [-]
As far as percentages go, older women tend to keep living after their spouse has died more often than men.
As far as that goes, do you really think that a weak old man could survive a major spine surgery, as well as two knee replacements, all in the same year by the way, and continue to walk? Furthermore, nobody took care of him. He was the one who took care of his wife other than the year that he had those surgeries. He did all of the driving and cooking and house work because my grandma was vary sick for a long while. If she hadn't died, he would have lived to be a hundred... I do see what you're saying though.
User avatar #86 to #85 - SniperKitty (12/02/2012) [-]
I never said he was weak, but surgeries and injuries are much more detrimental to the elderly, if he had not had to have them at all he would be in the health condition I was speaking of. But he wasn't, regardless of how strong he was personally, the elderly really get ****** if they have to go through something like that. I'm sure if he hadn't gone through all that before his wife passed he would have lived much longer. Insult to injury if you will.
User avatar #67 - anonomoz (12/02/2012) [-]
what if I am actually a repost of my former self.....
User avatar #25 - dustykeyboard (12/02/2012) [-]
My grandfather is 93 and his sister is 100 his other siblings also got to the age of 90-100
#15 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
Two billion will....
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