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rar: we share cur experiences with stupid
maple
em 21
sin a bus (full of people)
Hen a free seat
sait
stat (very fat) screan en the seat behind
mine
T: -a cute girl stands next my seat
sthe fat screan en the back seat says:
Fat screan: give her yew seat boy
Anan: Ne!
Fat screan: she have preference
Anan: Why!?
Fat screan: because she is a screan *(Hurr)*
Anan: didnt know that being a screan was a disability
scilence
spuddenly, a asshole en a seat say:
White knight faggot: "hail, Take my seat?
everytone stares at me like if i were of
ml I regret nathing
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#57 - thisotherdude
Reply +256
(12/02/2012) [-]
Good man, never give up your seat, give them some crumbs and they'll want the entire sandwich.
Good man, never give up your seat, give them some crumbs and they'll want the entire sandwich.
#402 to #57 - anon
Reply 0
(12/02/2012) [-]
just like Israel
#229 to #57 - rapesbabies
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Approval thread
Approval thread
#246 to #229 - kleip
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(12/02/2012) [-]
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#49 - odapac
Reply +230
(12/02/2012) [-]
>Be 17
>At woods party, ride ditches me.
>Stay at Chilean friend's house down the road.
>Wake up before him next morning in the guest room, wait for ride home.
>Kill time, turn on TV, watch 10,000 BC.
>5 minutes later friend's mother walks in talking to me in Spanish.
>Tell her I don't speak Spanish.
>Awkward as ****.
>She leaves, realize movie is playing on the Spanish channel.

I thought the cavemen were talking in some caveman language. Every day is an experience with a stupid person, since I am one, you see.
#74 - wehavecandy
Reply +179
(12/02/2012) [-]

>be 19
>cute girl gets on bus 8/10.
>nowhere for her to sit
>I offer my seat to her like a sir.
>she asks me to get off with her
>soundsgood.jpeg
>we **** in the alley behind a McDonalds
#99 to #74 - beefking
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(12/02/2012) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #1820120 at Item Discussion **
#150 to #99 - thepyras
Reply +51
(12/02/2012) [-]
And this is why we don't thumb up rolls, no matter how lucky they are, because if we encourage them, we end up with comments like this one. This guy didn't even make a comment at all, actually. He just pressed the magic roll buttons and hoped someone else's comment would bring him thumbs.

Together, we CAN fight roll whores.
#241 to #150 - anon
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I hope everyone in FJ was like you. I've been thumbing down every single roll whether numbers, pictures, comments of whatever for almost a year now, no matter how lucky or funny (only picture rolls even can be funny).
#254 to #150 - mcfc
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#383 to #74 - Takemeforcola
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(12/02/2012) [-]
barney
#110 - ihaveakeyboard
Reply +110
(12/02/2012) [-]
The white knight's face when
#413 to #110 - ihaveakeyboard
Reply +1
(12/02/2012) [-]
I am proud that this made it into top 80
#120 to #110 - theugandanhero
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(12/02/2012) [-]
*(Hurr)*
#194 - xtrem
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(12/02/2012) [-]
you know who  i hate more than feminists ?   WHITE KNIGHTS    
hear my story :   
- walking downtown     
- see a parked car with troubled lady   
-offer to help , she asks for a phone call    
- gave her my phone , she talks , and while giving it back she drop it and breaks the screen   
- my friends were waiting for my direction to go to the restaurant  ( new to town)   
- i ask her to solve this problem or get me a new phone .   
-she started shouting and blal bla bla , not my phone , your problem    
- we  shouted  , no physical contact , she throws my broken phone in my face    
-3 white knights shining with ********  jump punshing me in the stomach  and called the police    
- after police interrogation i was let out , the fags didn't get punished , neither the whore , lost my  phone and a happy  dinner with friends   
=== since then , am devoted to commit a crime if i see a white knight ===
you know who i hate more than feminists ? WHITE KNIGHTS
hear my story :
- walking downtown
- see a parked car with troubled lady
-offer to help , she asks for a phone call
- gave her my phone , she talks , and while giving it back she drop it and breaks the screen
- my friends were waiting for my direction to go to the restaurant ( new to town)
- i ask her to solve this problem or get me a new phone .
-she started shouting and blal bla bla , not my phone , your problem
- we shouted , no physical contact , she throws my broken phone in my face
-3 white knights shining with ******** jump punshing me in the stomach and called the police
- after police interrogation i was let out , the fags didn't get punished , neither the whore , lost my phone and a happy dinner with friends
=== since then , am devoted to commit a crime if i see a white knight ===
#337 to #194 - dezider **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(12/02/2012) [-]
grumpy cat looks like agent 47 on this one...those blue eyes
#259 to #194 - hakeo
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(12/02/2012) [-]
That is why it is better 2 be selfish
#385 to #194 - xecoq
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(12/02/2012) [-]
and that is why suing people should be cheaper
#199 to #194 - thisisestonia
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Just got mad at them from just reading your story
#219 to #199 - askafj
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Same
#207 to #194 - threadcreator
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(12/02/2012) [-]
When my mom ask me why I won't go outside after a long day of reading stories like these.
#164 - ilovehitler
Reply +67
(12/02/2012) [-]
Anon is the rosa parks of sexism.
#170 to #164 - amoussa
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(12/02/2012) [-]
you should display a written message which says, "I need feminism because I shouldn't have to give up my seat on the bus to a woman just because that's what society expects me to do for the so called weaker gender"

afterall, feminism is about equality (well should be at least)
#171 to #170 - ilovehitler
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(12/02/2012) [-]
In response to your small text, that's what feminism was at first. Back when females had no rights.

Now they have just as much rights as men do, so there isn't really a need for feminism anymore.
Also, i remember seeing something about how it's becoming women who get payed more than men.
#177 to #171 - amoussa
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(12/02/2012) [-]
first wave of feminism: rights to vote.
Second wave of feminism: equal pay and equal rights amendment signed.

I can understand why feminism may be needed in some parts of the world, especially in the Middle East where women are victims of abuse, misogyny and oppression. Western feminazis are very radical and often complain about petty, trivial things. Each gender has their own specific role to play in this world and they're threatening the natural order of this world.

As for pay, I'm not 100% sure on the matter but a lot of females I know of have really good jobs whereas I'm an unemployed **** (despite holding a physics masters degree).
#179 to #177 - ilovehitler
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, you make a good point I forgot to say.

In a lot of countries, feminism is a good thing, and a needed thing. However, most countries where it is seen it is not needed.
#174 to #171 - nerbdurger
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(12/02/2012) [-]
and women getting preferential treatment with promotions and employment so that regardless of the ratio of male:female applications/employees, there will be 50:50 men to women in the workplace.

though that is the approximate ratio of the general populace, dont be fooled. this cannot be a good thing. if you have more of one gender apply for a job, and they fill half the slots with one gender and the other half with the other, you will get a skill divide amongst the workers, which further reinforces the stereotypes
#347 - switchblayde
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(12/02/2012) [-]
My reaction would have been:

"You're taking up 2 seats, I don't want to hear it."
#369 to #347 - amuro
Reply 0
(12/02/2012) [-]
nice.
#370 to #369 - switchblayde
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(12/02/2012) [-]
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#371 to #370 - amuro
Reply 0
(12/02/2012) [-]
Un minuto: ¿Hablas español y tuviste una gran respuesta?

Genial, usare esto la proxima vez que use el metro :D
#374 to #371 - switchblayde
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Mi esposa habla español, en realidad. Tomé una clase de español en la escuela secundaria, pero por desgracia, no hay mucho que se aprendió de su clase.
#379 to #374 - amuro
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, i am from Europe but i learned my spanish on Madrid, Spain.

Semi-cool place, every girl there is easy. :P
#380 to #379 - switchblayde
Reply 0
(12/02/2012) [-]
lol... nice. I've been to Ireland and Germany, but only in between flights on my way to and from Iraq.
#283 - apelo
Reply +46
(12/02/2012) [-]
>Get on the bus
>Get off the bus
#310 to #283 - pulluspardus
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(12/02/2012) [-]
>Get on the bus
>Get Off , on the bus
>Get off the bus
#289 to #283 - blackberryjam
Reply +5
(12/02/2012) [-]
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur
#80 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
Reply +44
(12/02/2012) [-]
You disappoint me, humanity. Time and time again.
You disappoint me, humanity. Time and time again.
#93 to #80 - Keoul
Reply +7
(12/02/2012) [-]
And you're faith will always be restored, time and time again.
And you're faith will always be restored, time and time again.
#94 to #93 - Keoul
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(12/02/2012) [-]
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#191 to #94 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(12/02/2012) [-]
>Hitler
#193 to #191 - Keoul
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(12/02/2012) [-]
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#136 to #94 - darkjustifier
Reply 0
(12/02/2012) [-]
This is beautiful.
This is beautiful.
#218 to #136 - breakfastlunch
Reply 0
(12/02/2012) [-]
It's a Commander Shepard quote from the Lair of the Shadow Broker.
#221 to #218 - darkjustifier
Reply 0
(12/02/2012) [-]
Now I "have" to get it.
#183 to #93 - ragingmushroom
Reply +1
(12/02/2012) [-]
*Your
Faith may be restored, but most definitely not by you.
#184 to #183 - Keoul
Reply 0
(12/02/2012) [-]
Apologies for the spelling
I keep mixing up "your" and "you're" these past few days, it's a weird habit I seem to have, I use to forget the punctuation and now that I remember it's always in the wrong place.
#56 - herefortheporno
Reply +44
(12/02/2012) [-]
>talking to a dude who is one of those "420 BLZ ET FGTS" type of guy
>he's talking to me about how academics are stupid and worthless and they're going nowhere in life
>he says valedictorians aren't smart at all and they don't mean ****
>he's in tech school because he never graduated from high school
>tells me that Missouri is the best state ever and every other country thinks so
>boasts that he has a 8.5 x 10^67 / 10 girlfriend and she's a porn star from Sweden
>tells me that he works for Google already at 17, but didn't know what a html code was when I asked him
>claims he is today's Jesus, but he is strictly and proudly atheist

I could think of more stuff he said, but I'm getting re-pissed.
mfw all of this
#59 to #56 - herefortheporno
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(12/02/2012) [-]
>he's talking to me about how academics are stupid and worthless
>he says valedictorians aren't smart at all and they don't mean **** and they're going nowhere in life***

Sorry
#70 to #56 - essaressa
Reply +7
(12/02/2012) [-]
what if he did work at Google -- as a janitor
#73 to #70 - herefortheporno
Reply +5
(12/02/2012) [-]
I seriously doubt he's ever had a job. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even have money for weed. I bet he just walks around in forests and if something has long, slender leaves he smokes it and just calls it weed.
#62 to #56 - herefortheporno
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Now I can't stop thinking about it.

>tells me that I should start smoking weed so I can be more like him
lolno.jpeg
>says that he has smoked with Barack Obama and Michael Phelps and then proceeds to call Obama a ****** because he didn't choose him to be vice president although he had all the qualifications
>says that smoking a joint is good for you and also makes you smarter and that no one should listen to professional doctors and excessive research done on how weed affects the brain
>says that he cheated on his Swedish porn star girlfriend with all of the Kardashian sisters, then they ended up all having an orgy together the following week

NOTE: I would smoke weed, I'm not going to lie, but I'm afraid I'll turn into a faggot like this one here
NOTE: He says he has aspergers tendencies but I'm pretty sure it's full blown autism
#69 to #62 - durkadurka
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Why do you even talk to such a blatant asshole?
#71 to #69 - herefortheporno
Reply +11
(12/02/2012) [-]
Well I have a very high tolerance level, as my brother has ADHD and autism. Plus I kind of feel sorry for him because I'm one of his only friends.
#117 to #71 - greasychesticles
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(12/02/2012) [-]
I have a feeling you're being teased/trolled. I mean, that part about complaining about not being vice president is kinda fishy...nobody is that stupid, right?



Right?
#64 to #62 - traceirving
Reply +5
(12/02/2012) [-]
>Now I can't stop thinking about it.
Happens to me every time I think about something as hateful as this...
#65 to #64 - herefortheporno
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(12/02/2012) [-]
To be honest, I'm not really that angry. I'm just so amused that so much stupidity can fit inside one human being.
#145 to #62 - anon
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(12/02/2012) [-]
Honestly, the guy probably has a mental health issue and is Delusional, a lot of what you claim he said is very typical of schizoaffective people with delusions