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rar: we share cur experiences with stupid
maple
em 21
sin a bus (full of people)
Hen a free seat
sait
stat (very fat) screan en the seat behind
mine
T: -a cute girl stands next my seat
sthe fat screan en the back seat says:
Fat screan: give her yew seat boy
Anan: Ne!
Fat screan: she have preference
Anan: Why!?
Fat screan: because she is a screan *(Hurr)*
Anan: didnt know that being a screan was a disability
scilence
spuddenly, a asshole en a seat say:
White knight faggot: "hail, Take my seat?
everytone stares at me like if i were of
ml I regret nathing
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#57 - thisotherdude (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Good man, never give up your seat, give them some crumbs and they'll want the entire sandwich.
Good man, never give up your seat, give them some crumbs and they'll want the entire sandwich.
#49 - odapac (12/02/2012) [-]
>Be 17
>At woods party, ride ditches me.
>Stay at Chilean friend's house down the road.
>Wake up before him next morning in the guest room, wait for ride home.
>Kill time, turn on TV, watch 10,000 BC.
>5 minutes later friend's mother walks in talking to me in Spanish.
>Tell her I don't speak Spanish.
>Awkward as **** .
>She leaves, realize movie is playing on the Spanish channel.

I thought the cavemen were talking in some caveman language. Every day is an experience with a stupid person, since I am one, you see.
#74 - wehavecandy (12/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)

>be 19
>cute girl gets on bus 8/10.
>nowhere for her to sit
>I offer my seat to her like a sir.
>she asks me to get off with her
>soundsgood.jpeg
>we **** in the alley behind a McDonalds
#110 - ihaveakeyboard (12/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The white knight's face when
#194 - xtrem (12/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
you know who  i hate more than feminists ?   WHITE KNIGHTS    
hear my story :   
- walking downtown     
- see a parked car with troubled lady   
-offer to help , she asks for a phone call    
- gave her my phone , she talks , and while giving it back she drop it and breaks the screen   
- my friends were waiting for my direction to go to the restaurant  ( new to town)   
- i ask her to solve this problem or get me a new phone .   
-she started shouting and blal bla bla , not my phone , your problem    
- we  shouted  , no physical contact , she throws my broken phone in my face    
-3 white knights shining with 						********					  jump punshing me in the stomach  and called the police    
- after police interrogation i was let out , the fags didn't get punished , neither the whore , lost my  phone and a happy  dinner with friends   
=== since then , am devoted to commit a crime if i see a white knight ===
you know who i hate more than feminists ? WHITE KNIGHTS
hear my story :
- walking downtown
- see a parked car with troubled lady
-offer to help , she asks for a phone call
- gave her my phone , she talks , and while giving it back she drop it and breaks the screen
- my friends were waiting for my direction to go to the restaurant ( new to town)
- i ask her to solve this problem or get me a new phone .
-she started shouting and blal bla bla , not my phone , your problem
- we shouted , no physical contact , she throws my broken phone in my face
-3 white knights shining with ******** jump punshing me in the stomach and called the police
- after police interrogation i was let out , the fags didn't get punished , neither the whore , lost my phone and a happy dinner with friends
=== since then , am devoted to commit a crime if i see a white knight ===
User avatar #164 - ilovehitler (12/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Anon is the rosa parks of sexism.
#347 - switchblayde (12/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
My reaction would have been:

"You're taking up 2 seats, I don't want to hear it."
#283 - apelo (12/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Get on the bus
>Get off the bus
#80 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (12/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
You disappoint me, humanity. Time and time again.
You disappoint me, humanity. Time and time again.
#56 - herefortheporno (12/02/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>talking to a dude who is one of those "420 BLZ ET FGTS" type of guy
>he's talking to me about how academics are stupid and worthless and they're going nowhere in life
>he says valedictorians aren't smart at all and they don't mean ****
>he's in tech school because he never graduated from high school
>tells me that Missouri is the best state ever and every other country thinks so
>boasts that he has a 8.5 x 10^67 / 10 girlfriend and she's a porn star from Sweden
>tells me that he works for Google already at 17, but didn't know what a html code was when I asked him
>claims he is today's Jesus, but he is strictly and proudly atheist

I could think of more stuff he said, but I'm getting re-pissed.
mfw all of this
User avatar #275 - DropDeadShred (12/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Bus story time
>Me and brother travel to a big city for the first time to see The Darkness
>go to the inner city to get some chinese
>Get on a bus to head home
>I'm sitting in the back row, brother is in the seat in front of me
>Some old dude wearing high heels, sweat pants, a tank top, pink nail polish, a hand bag and a woman's watch gets on
>starts walking down the isle aggressively hitting all the poles on the way
> Sits next to my brother even though the bus is basically empty
>My brother is sitting perfectly still
>I've got a tight grip on a chop stick just in case I have to shiv a gumby ******
>He takes a clipboard out of his hand bag, ponders for a second then just freaks out and starts scribbling everywhere on his clipboard
>suddenly puts it away calmly
>Freaks out again, launches out of his chair hops for two meters then sits next to this young chick
>Notice everyone in the bus suddenly goes tense, all grabbing something in case they have to beat the **** out of him
>next stop he just gets up and sprints away
>me and my brother sit there looking at each other like WTF
>Everyone else just goes back to what they're doing like nothing happened
Never been on a bus ever since, The Darkness put on a good show though.
#198 - bosskiss (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>didn't know that being a woman was a disability.
User avatar #60 - essaressa (12/02/2012) [-]
It's being nice to give up your seat for anyone else out of respect. But that fat lady -- if she said it in such an annoying and condescending voice, I probably wouldn't just to show the fat lady who's boss.
User avatar #351 - zepplien (12/02/2012) [+] (13 replies)
How about OP stops the aspieness and gives her the seat
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User avatar #41 - silentscreams (12/02/2012) [-]
It's nice for guys to give up their seats for girls, but it shouldn't be MANDATORY unless she's pregnant. A guy who works hard/is tired and just wants to sit down should not have to give up their seat for some chick who probably doesn't even need it.
User avatar #68 - durkadurka ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Funny how equality is thrown out of the window as soon as it's no longer beneficial.
User avatar #151 - kingmaker (12/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
if their is one thing i have learned from riding the bus with cure girls, is that they never spontaneously **** you

so save yourself sometime and your seat
User avatar #159 to #151 - swimmingprodigy (12/02/2012) [-]
Spontaneously no, but:

1. Give girl seat, smile nicely (not creepily)
2. Start up conversation
3. Tell her you think she's pretty once somewhere in the conversation
4. Get her number and/or ask her out
5. Take her on nice date, kiss goodnight
6. Repeat for 3-8 dates, however long it takes her to get comfortable
7. After date one night, ask if she'd like to come home with you
8. Offer her some wine
9. Put Rohypnol in it
10. Rape her
11. Drive her back to her house
12. Change name/phone number and move to different state
13. ??????
14. PROFIT


well, at least that's how I visualize it.
User avatar #340 - TrollBringer (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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mfw I'm on the bus
#148 - novemberthreeone (12/02/2012) [-]
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