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Thu) t 5: 32: 53 Replies:
rar: we share cur experiences with stupid
maple
em 21
sin a bus (full of people)
Hen a free seat
sait
stat (very fat) screan en the seat behind
mine
T: -a cute girl stands next my seat
sthe fat screan en the back seat says:
Fat screan: give her yew seat boy
Anan: Ne!
Fat screan: she have preference
Anan: Why!?
Fat screan: because she is a screan *(Hurr)*
Anan: didnt know that being a screan was a disability
scilence
spuddenly, a asshole en a seat say:
White knight faggot: "hail, Take my seat?
everytone stares at me like if i were of
ml I regret nathing
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#49 - odapac (12/02/2012) [-]
>Be 17
>At woods party, ride ditches me.
>Stay at Chilean friend's house down the road.
>Wake up before him next morning in the guest room, wait for ride home.
>Kill time, turn on TV, watch 10,000 BC.
>5 minutes later friend's mother walks in talking to me in Spanish.
>Tell her I don't speak Spanish.
>Awkward as **** .
>She leaves, realize movie is playing on the Spanish channel.

I thought the cavemen were talking in some caveman language. Every day is an experience with a stupid person, since I am one, you see.
#247 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
tell the fat woman to stand up so 4 people can take take her seat
User avatar #249 to #247 - zakc (12/02/2012) [-]
yes
#256 to #247 - hakeo (12/02/2012) [-]
Dear diary, today anon made me lol
Dear diary, today anon made me lol
#347 - switchblayde (12/02/2012) [-]
My reaction would have been:

"You're taking up 2 seats, I don't want to hear it."
User avatar #369 to #347 - amuro (12/02/2012) [-]
nice.
User avatar #371 to #370 - amuro (12/02/2012) [-]
Un minuto: ¿Hablas español y tuviste una gran respuesta?

Genial, usare esto la proxima vez que use el metro :D
User avatar #374 to #371 - switchblayde (12/02/2012) [-]
Mi esposa habla español, en realidad. Tomé una clase de español en la escuela secundaria, pero por desgracia, no hay mucho que se aprendió de su clase.
User avatar #379 to #374 - amuro (12/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, i am from Europe but i learned my spanish on Madrid, Spain.

Semi-cool place, every girl there is easy. :P
User avatar #380 to #379 - switchblayde (12/02/2012) [-]
lol... nice. I've been to Ireland and Germany, but only in between flights on my way to and from Iraq.
#198 - bosskiss (12/02/2012) [-]
>didn't know that being a woman was a disability.
#204 to #198 - curtt (12/02/2012) [-]
semi almost related
#194 - xtrem (12/02/2012) [-]
you know who  i hate more than feminists ?   WHITE KNIGHTS    
hear my story :   
- walking downtown     
- see a parked car with troubled lady   
-offer to help , she asks for a phone call    
- gave her my phone , she talks , and while giving it back she drop it and breaks the screen   
- my friends were waiting for my direction to go to the restaurant  ( new to town)   
- i ask her to solve this problem or get me a new phone .   
-she started shouting and blal bla bla , not my phone , your problem    
- we  shouted  , no physical contact , she throws my broken phone in my face    
-3 white knights shining with 			********		  jump punshing me in the stomach  and called the police    
- after police interrogation i was let out , the fags didn't get punished , neither the whore , lost my  phone and a happy  dinner with friends   
=== since then , am devoted to commit a crime if i see a white knight ===
you know who i hate more than feminists ? WHITE KNIGHTS
hear my story :
- walking downtown
- see a parked car with troubled lady
-offer to help , she asks for a phone call
- gave her my phone , she talks , and while giving it back she drop it and breaks the screen
- my friends were waiting for my direction to go to the restaurant ( new to town)
- i ask her to solve this problem or get me a new phone .
-she started shouting and blal bla bla , not my phone , your problem
- we shouted , no physical contact , she throws my broken phone in my face
-3 white knights shining with ******** jump punshing me in the stomach and called the police
- after police interrogation i was let out , the fags didn't get punished , neither the whore , lost my phone and a happy dinner with friends
=== since then , am devoted to commit a crime if i see a white knight ===
#337 to #194 - dezider **User deleted account** (12/02/2012) [-]
grumpy cat looks like agent 47 on this one...those blue eyes
#259 to #194 - hakeo (12/02/2012) [-]
That is why it is better 2 be selfish
User avatar #385 to #194 - xecoq (12/02/2012) [-]
and that is why suing people should be cheaper
#207 to #194 - threadcreator (12/02/2012) [-]
When my mom ask me why I won't go outside after a long day of reading stories like these.
User avatar #199 to #194 - thisisestonia (12/02/2012) [-]
Just got mad at them from just reading your story
User avatar #219 to #199 - askafj ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Same
#80 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (12/02/2012) [-]
You disappoint me, humanity. Time and time again.
You disappoint me, humanity. Time and time again.
#93 to #80 - Keoul (12/02/2012) [-]
And you're faith will always be restored, time and time again.
And you're faith will always be restored, time and time again.
#94 to #93 - Keoul (12/02/2012) [-]
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#136 to #94 - darkjustifier (12/02/2012) [-]
This is beautiful.
This is beautiful.
#218 to #136 - breakfastlunch (12/02/2012) [-]
It's a Commander Shepard quote from the Lair of the Shadow Broker.
#221 to #218 - darkjustifier (12/02/2012) [-]
Now I "have" to get it.
#193 to #191 - Keoul (12/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #183 to #93 - ragingmushroom (12/02/2012) [-]
*Your
Faith may be restored, but most definitely not by you.
User avatar #184 to #183 - Keoul (12/02/2012) [-]
Apologies for the spelling
I keep mixing up "your" and "you're" these past few days, it's a weird habit I seem to have, I use to forget the punctuation and now that I remember it's always in the wrong place.
#57 - thisotherdude (12/02/2012) [-]
Good man, never give up your seat, give them some crumbs and they'll want the entire sandwich.
Good man, never give up your seat, give them some crumbs and they'll want the entire sandwich.
#402 to #57 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
just like Israel
#229 to #57 - rapesbabies (12/02/2012) [-]
Approval thread
Approval thread
#246 to #229 - kleip ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #164 - ilovehitler (12/02/2012) [-]
Anon is the rosa parks of sexism.
User avatar #170 to #164 - amoussa (12/02/2012) [-]
you should display a written message which says, "I need feminism because I shouldn't have to give up my seat on the bus to a woman just because that's what society expects me to do for the so called weaker gender"

afterall, feminism is about equality (well should be at least)
User avatar #171 to #170 - ilovehitler (12/02/2012) [-]
In response to your small text, that's what feminism was at first. Back when females had no rights.

Now they have just as much rights as men do, so there isn't really a need for feminism anymore.
Also, i remember seeing something about how it's becoming women who get payed more than men.
User avatar #177 to #171 - amoussa (12/02/2012) [-]
first wave of feminism: rights to vote.
Second wave of feminism: equal pay and equal rights amendment signed.

I can understand why feminism may be needed in some parts of the world, especially in the Middle East where women are victims of abuse, misogyny and oppression. Western feminazis are very radical and often complain about petty, trivial things. Each gender has their own specific role to play in this world and they're threatening the natural order of this world.

As for pay, I'm not 100% sure on the matter but a lot of females I know of have really good jobs whereas I'm an unemployed **** (despite holding a physics masters degree).
User avatar #179 to #177 - ilovehitler (12/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, you make a good point I forgot to say.

In a lot of countries, feminism is a good thing, and a needed thing. However, most countries where it is seen it is not needed.
#174 to #171 - nerbdurger (12/02/2012) [-]
and women getting preferential treatment with promotions and employment so that regardless of the ratio of male:female applications/employees, there will be 50:50 men to women in the workplace.

though that is the approximate ratio of the general populace, dont be fooled. this cannot be a good thing. if you have more of one gender apply for a job, and they fill half the slots with one gender and the other half with the other, you will get a skill divide amongst the workers, which further reinforces the stereotypes
#110 - ihaveakeyboard (12/02/2012) [-]
The white knight's face when
User avatar #413 to #110 - ihaveakeyboard (12/02/2012) [-]
I am proud that this made it into top 80
User avatar #120 to #110 - theugandanhero (12/02/2012) [-]
*(Hurr)*
#74 - wehavecandy (12/02/2012) [-]

>be 19
>cute girl gets on bus 8/10.
>nowhere for her to sit
>I offer my seat to her like a sir.
>she asks me to get off with her
>soundsgood.jpeg
>we **** in the alley behind a McDonalds
#99 to #74 - beefking (12/02/2012) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #1820120 at Item Discussion **
User avatar #150 to #99 - thepyras (12/02/2012) [-]
And this is why we don't thumb up rolls, no matter how lucky they are, because if we encourage them, we end up with comments like this one. This guy didn't even make a comment at all, actually. He just pressed the magic roll buttons and hoped someone else's comment would bring him thumbs.

Together, we CAN fight roll whores.
#241 to #150 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
I hope everyone in FJ was like you. I've been thumbing down every single roll whether numbers, pictures, comments of whatever for almost a year now, no matter how lucky or funny (only picture rolls even can be funny).
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User avatar #383 to #74 - Takemeforcola (12/02/2012) [-]
barney
User avatar #60 - essaressa (12/02/2012) [-]
It's being nice to give up your seat for anyone else out of respect. But that fat lady -- if she said it in such an annoying and condescending voice, I probably wouldn't just to show the fat lady who's boss.
User avatar #41 - silentscreams (12/02/2012) [-]
It's nice for guys to give up their seats for girls, but it shouldn't be MANDATORY unless she's pregnant. A guy who works hard/is tired and just wants to sit down should not have to give up their seat for some chick who probably doesn't even need it.
#283 - apelo (12/02/2012) [-]
>Get on the bus
>Get off the bus
#310 to #283 - pulluspardus (12/02/2012) [-]
>Get on the bus
>Get Off , on the bus
>Get off the bus
User avatar #289 to #283 - blackberryjam (12/02/2012) [-]
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur
User avatar #68 - durkadurka (12/02/2012) [-]
Funny how equality is thrown out of the window as soon as it's no longer beneficial.
#56 - herefortheporno (12/02/2012) [-]
>talking to a dude who is one of those "420 BLZ ET FGTS" type of guy
>he's talking to me about how academics are stupid and worthless and they're going nowhere in life
>he says valedictorians aren't smart at all and they don't mean ****
>he's in tech school because he never graduated from high school
>tells me that Missouri is the best state ever and every other country thinks so
>boasts that he has a 8.5 x 10^67 / 10 girlfriend and she's a porn star from Sweden
>tells me that he works for Google already at 17, but didn't know what a html code was when I asked him
>claims he is today's Jesus, but he is strictly and proudly atheist

I could think of more stuff he said, but I'm getting re-pissed.
mfw all of this
User avatar #59 to #56 - herefortheporno (12/02/2012) [-]
>he's talking to me about how academics are stupid and worthless
>he says valedictorians aren't smart at all and they don't mean **** and they're going nowhere in life***

Sorry
User avatar #70 to #56 - essaressa (12/02/2012) [-]
what if he did work at Google -- as a janitor
User avatar #73 to #70 - herefortheporno (12/02/2012) [-]
I seriously doubt he's ever had a job. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even have money for weed. I bet he just walks around in forests and if something has long, slender leaves he smokes it and just calls it weed.
User avatar #62 to #56 - herefortheporno (12/02/2012) [-]
Now I can't stop thinking about it.

>tells me that I should start smoking weed so I can be more like him
lolno.jpeg
>says that he has smoked with Barack Obama and Michael Phelps and then proceeds to call Obama a ****** because he didn't choose him to be vice president although he had all the qualifications
>says that smoking a joint is good for you and also makes you smarter and that no one should listen to professional doctors and excessive research done on how weed affects the brain
>says that he cheated on his Swedish porn star girlfriend with all of the Kardashian sisters, then they ended up all having an orgy together the following week

NOTE: I would smoke weed, I'm not going to lie, but I'm afraid I'll turn into a faggot like this one here
NOTE: He says he has aspergers tendencies but I'm pretty sure it's full blown autism
User avatar #69 to #62 - durkadurka (12/02/2012) [-]
Why do you even talk to such a blatant asshole?
User avatar #71 to #69 - herefortheporno (12/02/2012) [-]
Well I have a very high tolerance level, as my brother has ADHD and autism. Plus I kind of feel sorry for him because I'm one of his only friends.
#117 to #71 - greasychesticles (12/02/2012) [-]
I have a feeling you're being teased/trolled. I mean, that part about complaining about not being vice president is kinda fishy...nobody is that stupid, right?



Right?
#64 to #62 - traceirving (12/02/2012) [-]
>Now I can't stop thinking about it.
Happens to me every time I think about something as hateful as this...
User avatar #65 to #64 - herefortheporno (12/02/2012) [-]
To be honest, I'm not really that angry. I'm just so amused that so much stupidity can fit inside one human being.
#145 to #62 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
Honestly, the guy probably has a mental health issue and is Delusional, a lot of what you claim he said is very typical of schizoaffective people with delusions
#223 - phatsno (12/02/2012) [-]
to the fat (very fat) woman
#202 - clockworkhearts (12/02/2012) [-]
I wouldn't give up my seat for a healthy male, why the hell should they give it up for me? OP had the right idea. I only ever give up my seat for the elderly, and that's only if I'm in an aisle seat.
#215 to #202 - mrcrowleysr (12/02/2012) [-]
because you need to be a gentleman
#237 to #215 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
Be that way, and you will never have a seat nowadays
User avatar #330 to #202 - elcreepo (12/02/2012) [-]
I'll give up my seat for a woman who's pregnant, but I draw the line there.
#148 - novemberthreeone (12/02/2012) [-]
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