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#87 - redeadhunter (12/02/2012) [-]
I've pretty much told this dream about a hundred times.

>I'm in my favorite park.
>Parents get mad at me for no reason
>I decide to escape to the restroom
>I walk into a handicap toilet stall, it's a stainless steel one,
>It turns into a Who Framed Roger Rabbit-style Cartoon Character and starts jumping off the walls
>Asks me to go on an adventure with it
>Okay, then
>We go mountain climbing
>Toilet turns into a small green stick
>It tells me it loves me
>It wrote me a love letter
>The Letter is random notes on sheet music
>Mountain Explodes into fire
>Malificent appears on top of it and throws us off, throwing giant spiders at us
>I wake up

I did not make any of this up
User avatar #95 to #87 - beelzerefresh (12/02/2012) [-]
My dreams are always random,. Last night was:

jump off space. shoot zombies with a backpack full of guns, free falling and gunslingin like a bad ass, earth busts Open, Billions of zombies, Bullet time mode, Zombies go into a 1 frame per second movement, Feel like Neji with guns, Backpack is realeased and alll guns are free falling, shoot like hell bullets not even moving fast enough but ive memorized every shot ive made, 10 min later, bullet time done, billions gone, couple island sized zombies left, slash through them with alchemy hands, in the end I get killed by a purple bunny, Fckng purple bunny kills me in every dream, only aspect of my mind I cant controll
#91 to #87 - yunnie (12/02/2012) [-]
well mine is simple.
me in laboratory
some people comes in and tries to save me (i i remember correctly their are four)
i ask why? he replied just come
and then out of fucking nowhere Nemesis (from resident evil 3)
started shooting while running
nemesis killing them one by one
had a chance to hide
i hide inside a big empty chemical container
nemesis still looking for me
and then i wake up

Damn i must be playing to much horror games
#108 to #91 - yunnie (12/02/2012) [-]
next night
still hiding in chemical container
heard a fainted noise
one of the team members trying to say run nanalie run and don't let him find you
from the tone of his voice i cant tell that he's in gruesome pain
and then i heard him say again
SAY NO SAY NO
i wondered what hes talking about
and then a pen in my pocket fell and it seems like nemesis heard a noise
he comes closer and opens the container.
i was very scared my lips are white and I'm trembling. then nemesis asked
DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT FOR JESUS CHRIST??
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