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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
I used to have dreams where I was on my own little island. It had a few towns scattered around, along with a large-ish city at the base of a mountain near the center. The mountain was hollowed out, it was well furnished and was really comfortable. Whenever I dreamed about the island, I'd start out in what I guess was the master bedroom. I'd always find some means of transportation like a car, boat, or, once, a hot air balloon, near a lagoon on the island, and I'd always explore it. Eventually everything started to sort of lose its color each time I dreamed about it, and everyone I dreamed about seemed to be a little depressed. After a while, I noticed people disappearing, and eventually there was nobody left and everything was in shades of gray. Around this time 2 years ago, when I dreamed about it, I started out in the master bedroom, but it was very dim, there was no furniture, the windows were blacked out, and I kept hearing this weird demonic screeching. I walked out and there was a large black void, and a rickety looking bridge leading to some kind of floating red mausoleum. I walked over to it, opened the door, and saw a huge pit full of the corpses of everyone who was on the island. I turned around and there was a pale figure with no features except a creepy smile on its face (pic not unrelated). I woke up immediately and I've never dreamed about the island since then.
YOU CAN LUCID DREAM!?
i once dreamed i was in a mental hospital. and people kept disapearring at random. like we would have sanity tests and those who were to insane would be gone the next day. well in one of my dreams i didn't pass because the tests had you explain what you thought of that morning and i answered killing 1000s of Americans. well they sent me away to this room where everyone who disappeared once was. and a man came in and forced us to tell him how our thoughts were to be made reality. like our criminally insane thoughts had to have a plan to be made real. well i said "crashing a plane into structures. causing chaos in a major city would suffice i imagine"the man said great your dream may come true. the man had a head bandage on and had an accent. well two days later 9/11 happened and i remembered my dream. pictures of osama bin laden all over the media. it looked identical to the man in the dream. the turbin was mistaken for a bandage in my dream. its as iff he came in my dream and used insane peoples imaginations and turned them true in reality. haunted me for days on out until i convinced myself it was just my subconscious being retarded.
tl;dr i thought my subconscious caused 9/11
I used to dream about being in some weird school place. I ended up having a nightmare that took place there, and never again has it been dreamt. Recently I had a dream in another school.
This is a prophecy. The day you forget about these dreams is the day you start living this as a reality. Everybody who lives with you on a private island and mansion you own in the future is going to be killed and thrown into the pit by that thing at the end of your dream. And no one would ever find out, but when I hear hundreds of people who used to live on an island owned by a very rich man disappeared, I will remember this comment.
**** dude. thats a ****** up sub-conscience you got there.
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