yes. I'm probably going to redraw this so it's not an eyesore later, regardless of thumbs.. be lawn in lhe lawn. I had a morbid ass dream last night I had a dream that my ankles were severed almost clean off my leg and were only attached by a flap of skin. and i was walkin poop
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User avatar #8 - roflstorm (12/01/2012) [-]
I had a ******* morbid ass dream last night
I had a dream that my ankles were severed almost clean off my leg and were only attached by a flap of skin. and i was ******* walking around too. Every step i took they were flopping around everywhere like shoes that were 4 sizes too big and didnt have the laces done up.And on the off step i heard the clacking of my shin bones clacking together at the 2 bone ends clacked together and there was blood ******* EVERYWHERE. I actually felt myself fall and hit the ground every few steps because i kept slipping on my own puddle of blood gushing from my legs. and it wouldnt stop! it just wouldnt fuking stop bleeding! The blood just keep gushing out! there was a literal river of blood behind me! People keep slipping and children were helpless to get up under their own strength and they drowned in my severed ankle blood. DOZENS OF CHILDREN WERE BREATHING MY ANKLE BLOOD INTO THEIR LUNGS AND DROWNING.
WHAT THE **** DREAM
WHAT THE ****
#22 to #8 - mtandy (12/02/2012) [-]
I feel I've been on the internet too long, this what's made me laugh the hardest on FJ this week I think.
I feel I've been on the internet too long, this what's made me laugh the hardest on FJ this week I think.
#16 - foelkera ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
I used to have dreams where I was on my own little island. It had a few towns scattered around, along with a large-ish city at the base of a mountain near the center. The mountain was hollowed out, it was well furnished and was really comfortable. Whenever I dreamed about the island, I'd start out in what I guess was the master bedroom. I'd always find some means of transportation like a car, boat, or, once, a hot air balloon, near a lagoon on the island, and I'd always explore it. Eventually everything started to sort of lose its color each time I dreamed about it, and everyone I dreamed about seemed to be a little depressed. After a while, I noticed people disappearing, and eventually there was nobody left and everything was in shades of gray. Around this time 2 years ago, when I dreamed about it, I started out in the master bedroom, but it was very dim, there was no furniture, the windows were blacked out, and I kept hearing this weird demonic screeching. I walked out and there was a large black void, and a rickety looking bridge leading to some kind of floating red mausoleum. I walked over to it, opened the door, and saw a huge pit full of the corpses of everyone who was on the island. I turned around and there was a pale figure with no features except a creepy smile on its face (pic not unrelated). I woke up immediately and I've never dreamed about the island since then.

inb4 TL;DR
#82 to #16 - gravitysandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
i once dreamed i was in a mental hospital. and people kept disapearring at random. like we would have sanity tests and those who were to insane would be gone the next day. well in one of my dreams i didn't pass because the tests had you explain what you thought of that morning and i answered killing 1000s of Americans. well they sent me away to this room where everyone who disappeared once was. and a man came in and forced us to tell him how our thoughts were to be made reality. like our criminally insane thoughts had to have a plan to be made real. well i said "crashing a plane into structures. causing chaos in a major city would suffice i imagine"the man said great your dream may come true. the man had a head bandage on and had an accent. well two days later 9/11 happened and i remembered my dream. pictures of osama bin laden all over the media. it looked identical to the man in the dream. the turbin was mistaken for a bandage in my dream. its as iff he came in my dream and used insane peoples imaginations and turned them true in reality. haunted me for days on out until i convinced myself it was just my subconscious being retarded.


tl;dr i thought my subconscious caused 9/11
#90 to #16 - greenthegunstar (12/02/2012) [-]
YOU CAN LUCID DREAM!?
User avatar #61 to #16 - rokkarokkaali (12/02/2012) [-]
I used to dream about being in some weird school place. I ended up having a nightmare that took place there, and never again has it been dreamt. Recently I had a dream in another school.
User avatar #27 to #16 - jeroylenkins (12/02/2012) [-]
This is a prophecy. The day you forget about these dreams is the day you start living this as a reality. Everybody who lives with you on a private island and mansion you own in the future is going to be killed and thrown into the pit by that thing at the end of your dream. And no one would ever find out, but when I hear hundreds of people who used to live on an island owned by a very rich man disappeared, I will remember this comment.
#20 to #16 - Bellezwovf (12/02/2012) [-]
****		 dude.  thats a 			******		 up sub-conscience you got there.
**** dude. thats a ****** up sub-conscience you got there.
#11 - bricktop (12/02/2012) [-]
this may come in handy
#38 - thisotherdude (12/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream where I was staying at my Indian relatives (redskin Indians) mansion for the weekend (and keep in mind I'm a Canadian of mostly Slavic descend with a small amount of Latin with absolutely no aboriginal family members), I accidentally blew up their yard so I ran into the swamp. In the swamp I met a weird praying mantis/crab redneck creature with a ball cap, saw him commit a murder, and then he tried to kill me so I wouldn't tell the police because he didn't want to go to jail and not have to pay taxes. Yeah he was going on with this whole monologue about how taxes make the world exist and he needs to keep paying them.   
   
MFW I woke up
I had a dream where I was staying at my Indian relatives (redskin Indians) mansion for the weekend (and keep in mind I'm a Canadian of mostly Slavic descend with a small amount of Latin with absolutely no aboriginal family members), I accidentally blew up their yard so I ran into the swamp. In the swamp I met a weird praying mantis/crab redneck creature with a ball cap, saw him commit a murder, and then he tried to kill me so I wouldn't tell the police because he didn't want to go to jail and not have to pay taxes. Yeah he was going on with this whole monologue about how taxes make the world exist and he needs to keep paying them.

MFW I woke up
#98 - retardedtriforce (12/02/2012) [-]
I've had this dream about twice now
>Be me
>Walking down street
>See a cat
>Kick the cat for whatever reason
>Cat turns into a dog
>Run from the cat
>The dog was really a chicken in disguise
MFW I wake up
#65 - feelythefeel (12/02/2012) [-]
I have a recurring dream where i violently twist and tear at my teeth until they come out. Interestingly, it's almost always my right canine tooth.
#97 - daghost (12/02/2012) [-]
And what's the worst part?   
   
All this 			****		 makes perfect 			*******		 sense when you're dreaming.    
   
MFW I wake up
And what's the worst part?

All this **** makes perfect ******* sense when you're dreaming.

MFW I wake up
#87 - redeadhunter ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
I've pretty much told this dream about a hundred times.

>I'm in my favorite park.
>Parents get mad at me for no reason
>I decide to escape to the restroom
>I walk into a handicap toilet stall, it's a stainless steel one,
>It turns into a Who Framed Roger Rabbit-style Cartoon Character and starts jumping off the walls
>Asks me to go on an adventure with it
>Okay, then
>We go mountain climbing
>Toilet turns into a small green stick
>It tells me it loves me
>It wrote me a love letter
>The Letter is random notes on sheet music
>Mountain Explodes into fire
>Malificent appears on top of it and throws us off, throwing giant spiders at us
>I wake up

I did not make any of this up
User avatar #95 to #87 - beelzerefresh (12/02/2012) [-]
My dreams are always random,. Last night was:

jump off space. shoot zombies with a backpack full of guns, free falling and gunslingin like a bad ass, earth busts Open, Billions of zombies, Bullet time mode, Zombies go into a 1 frame per second movement, Feel like Neji with guns, Backpack is realeased and alll guns are free falling, shoot like hell bullets not even moving fast enough but ive memorized every shot ive made, 10 min later, bullet time done, billions gone, couple island sized zombies left, slash through them with alchemy hands, in the end I get killed by a purple bunny, Fckng purple bunny kills me in every dream, only aspect of my mind I cant controll
#91 to #87 - yunnie (12/02/2012) [-]
well mine is simple.
me in laboratory
some people comes in and tries to save me (i i remember correctly their are four)
i ask why? he replied just come
and then out of ******* nowhere Nemesis (from resident evil 3)
started shooting while running
nemesis killing them one by one
had a chance to hide
i hide inside a big empty chemical container
nemesis still looking for me
and then i wake up

Damn i must be playing to much horror games
#108 to #91 - yunnie (12/02/2012) [-]
next night
still hiding in chemical container
heard a fainted noise
one of the team members trying to say run nanalie run and don't let him find you
from the tone of his voice i cant tell that he's in gruesome pain
and then i heard him say again
SAY NO SAY NO
i wondered what hes talking about
and then a pen in my pocket fell and it seems like nemesis heard a noise
he comes closer and opens the container.
i was very scared my lips are white and I'm trembling. then nemesis asked
DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT FOR JESUS CHRIST??
User avatar #83 - kittykatkathryn (12/02/2012) [-]
I have a recurring dream every once in a while, and in this dream I die, it's a new way every time and the dream always recaps my previous death. I'm always aware of myself in these dreams and can make decisions to alter the course of events. In the most recent one I was at my family's home, and my whole family was present. I decided it was best to get the dream over with and told my sister to kill me, she, being a logical person, refused me even when I explained to her my predicament. So the dream was obviously upset I had broken the rules and told, and small accidents started to happen. But each time I would almost die I followed human instinct and avoided my death. My "sister" noticed the accidents then agreed to help me, by pouring boiling water on my face. The boiling water didn't kill me, but disfigured my face to an eyelid-less, lip-less, red and scaly faced monster. I decided I had, had enough of the dream, walked to the kitchen, pulled out the butchers' knife, pondered whether or not this was actually a dream, and cut out my heart.
User avatar #85 to #83 - datspidey (12/02/2012) [-]
That's some crazy **** right there.
#30 - infinitereaper (12/02/2012) [-]
>When I was younger I had these series of dreams
>In this world I met a young girl, red hair, and the most beautiful of smiles
>We spent time together, and I found myself loving her.
>Met her in the future, and in the past, from a space world of mars, to that which was burned to ash
>In every dream, it was like she was a prisoner to something, and I couldn't be with her
>I fought for her, in every dream and every world, through time and space itself
>And the day finally came when I defeated the enemy
>But... she... she was gone.
>I had lost her, she had disappeared never to be seen again
>|Time, space, and realty itself had ripped us apart
>I awoke to the last dream I would ever have, and cried.
> I've never seen her again and it's like a piece of myself is missing forever.
>My memories are fragmented, and I only know her by a name I gave her, on account of her red hair.
>My Fay... my Fiammetta

Where have you gone?

My dreams are really hyper detailed super realistic beautiful and dramatic at times
#41 to #30 - impaledsandwich (12/02/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, man.
#93 to #30 - greenthegunstar (12/02/2012) [-]
Dude...I just got a really bad feel right there.
#37 to #30 - mrblueftw ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
i had a dream almost exactly like that.   
i almost had a heart attack reading that because it made me remeber my dream
i had a dream almost exactly like that.
i almost had a heart attack reading that because it made me remeber my dream
User avatar #9 - captinchikin (12/01/2012) [-]
I had a weird dream last night...
I was in an airsoft/paintball shop in the middle of some field, and then the zombie apocalypse started out of nowhere. We had to kill all the ******* zombies with airsoft guns. We ended up winning, and when we walked outside, we were on a beach. The zombies made the seagulls forget how to mate, and they were about to go extinct, so we had to pick them up and make them mate to teach them....
#84 - Marcelaluv (12/02/2012) [-]
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#101 - bec (12/02/2012) [-]
MFW every dream I have is a nightmare
MFW every dream I have is a nightmare
#104 to #101 - idoliam (12/02/2012) [-]
Feels, man. I can't tell you how many times I've elbowed or punched my fiancee in the face because of my dreams -_-
User avatar #107 to #104 - bec (12/02/2012) [-]
My poor boyfriend get slapped in the face on a regular basis
User avatar #109 to #107 - idoliam (12/02/2012) [-]
I bruised his ribs in my sleep one night. I felt so bad :(
#86 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
I don't know man, I dreamed a dream in time gone by when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed that love would never die, I dreamed that God would be forgiving. Then I was young and unafraid, and dreams were made and used and wasted. There was no ransom to be paid no song unsung, no wine untasted. But the tigers come at night with their voices soft as thunder, as they tear your hope apart as they turn your dream to shame. He slept a summer by my side. He filled my days with endless wonder. He took my childhood in his stride, but he was gone when autumn came. And still I dream he'll come to me that we will live the years together, but there are dreams that cannot be, and there are storms we cannot weather. I had a dream my life would be' so different from this hell I'm living. So different now from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.
#12 - maxiscool (12/02/2012) [-]
those dreams where you are dating the girl of your dreams and it feels so real. I just wake up with the biggest feels everytiem
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#81 - whathappenslive (12/02/2012) [-]
MFW I had a dream about being at a fancy ball room, and Christian Bale was announcing something but burst into laughter looking around the room he looked at princess celestia who then winked at me. After words he jumped of stage started stabbing people and they bled milk.... I'm not jokeing
MFW I had a dream about being at a fancy ball room, and Christian Bale was announcing something but burst into laughter looking around the room he looked at princess celestia who then winked at me. After words he jumped of stage started stabbing people and they bled milk.... I'm not jokeing
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