yes. I'm probably going to redraw this so it's not an eyesore later, regardless of thumbs.. be lawn in lhe lawn. I had a morbid ass dream last night I had a dream that my ankles were severed almost clean off my leg and were only attached by a flap of skin. and i was walkin poop
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I'm probably going to redraw this so it's not an eyesore later, regardless of thumbs.

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User avatar #8 - roflstorm (12/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I had a ******* morbid ass dream last night
I had a dream that my ankles were severed almost clean off my leg and were only attached by a flap of skin. and i was ******* walking around too. Every step i took they were flopping around everywhere like shoes that were 4 sizes too big and didnt have the laces done up.And on the off step i heard the clacking of my shin bones clacking together at the 2 bone ends clacked together and there was blood ******* EVERYWHERE. I actually felt myself fall and hit the ground every few steps because i kept slipping on my own puddle of blood gushing from my legs. and it wouldnt stop! it just wouldnt fuking stop bleeding! The blood just keep gushing out! there was a literal river of blood behind me! People keep slipping and children were helpless to get up under their own strength and they drowned in my severed ankle blood. DOZENS OF CHILDREN WERE BREATHING MY ANKLE BLOOD INTO THEIR LUNGS AND DROWNING.
WHAT THE **** DREAM
WHAT THE ****
#16 - foelkera (12/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I used to have dreams where I was on my own little island. It had a few towns scattered around, along with a large-ish city at the base of a mountain near the center. The mountain was hollowed out, it was well furnished and was really comfortable. Whenever I dreamed about the island, I'd start out in what I guess was the master bedroom. I'd always find some means of transportation like a car, boat, or, once, a hot air balloon, near a lagoon on the island, and I'd always explore it. Eventually everything started to sort of lose its color each time I dreamed about it, and everyone I dreamed about seemed to be a little depressed. After a while, I noticed people disappearing, and eventually there was nobody left and everything was in shades of gray. Around this time 2 years ago, when I dreamed about it, I started out in the master bedroom, but it was very dim, there was no furniture, the windows were blacked out, and I kept hearing this weird demonic screeching. I walked out and there was a large black void, and a rickety looking bridge leading to some kind of floating red mausoleum. I walked over to it, opened the door, and saw a huge pit full of the corpses of everyone who was on the island. I turned around and there was a pale figure with no features except a creepy smile on its face (pic not unrelated). I woke up immediately and I've never dreamed about the island since then.

inb4 TL;DR
#11 - bricktop (12/02/2012) [-]
this may come in handy
#38 - thisotherdude (12/02/2012) [-]
I had a dream where I was staying at my Indian relatives (redskin Indians) mansion for the weekend (and keep in mind I'm a Canadian of mostly Slavic descend with a small amount of Latin with absolutely no aboriginal family members), I accidentally blew up their yard so I ran into the swamp. In the swamp I met a weird praying mantis/crab redneck creature with a ball cap, saw him commit a murder, and then he tried to kill me so I wouldn't tell the police because he didn't want to go to jail and not have to pay taxes. Yeah he was going on with this whole monologue about how taxes make the world exist and he needs to keep paying them.   
   
MFW I woke up
I had a dream where I was staying at my Indian relatives (redskin Indians) mansion for the weekend (and keep in mind I'm a Canadian of mostly Slavic descend with a small amount of Latin with absolutely no aboriginal family members), I accidentally blew up their yard so I ran into the swamp. In the swamp I met a weird praying mantis/crab redneck creature with a ball cap, saw him commit a murder, and then he tried to kill me so I wouldn't tell the police because he didn't want to go to jail and not have to pay taxes. Yeah he was going on with this whole monologue about how taxes make the world exist and he needs to keep paying them.

MFW I woke up
#98 - retardedtriforce (12/02/2012) [-]
I've had this dream about twice now
>Be me
>Walking down street
>See a cat
>Kick the cat for whatever reason
>Cat turns into a dog
>Run from the cat
>The dog was really a chicken in disguise
MFW I wake up
#65 - feelythefeel (12/02/2012) [-]
I have a recurring dream where i violently twist and tear at my teeth until they come out. Interestingly, it's almost always my right canine tooth.
#97 - daghost (12/02/2012) [-]
And what's the worst part?   
   
All this 						****					 makes perfect 						*******					 sense when you're dreaming.    
   
MFW I wake up
And what's the worst part?

All this **** makes perfect ******* sense when you're dreaming.

MFW I wake up
#87 - redeadhunter (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I've pretty much told this dream about a hundred times.

>I'm in my favorite park.
>Parents get mad at me for no reason
>I decide to escape to the restroom
>I walk into a handicap toilet stall, it's a stainless steel one,
>It turns into a Who Framed Roger Rabbit-style Cartoon Character and starts jumping off the walls
>Asks me to go on an adventure with it
>Okay, then
>We go mountain climbing
>Toilet turns into a small green stick
>It tells me it loves me
>It wrote me a love letter
>The Letter is random notes on sheet music
>Mountain Explodes into fire
>Malificent appears on top of it and throws us off, throwing giant spiders at us
>I wake up

I did not make any of this up
User avatar #83 - kittykatkathryn (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I have a recurring dream every once in a while, and in this dream I die, it's a new way every time and the dream always recaps my previous death. I'm always aware of myself in these dreams and can make decisions to alter the course of events. In the most recent one I was at my family's home, and my whole family was present. I decided it was best to get the dream over with and told my sister to kill me, she, being a logical person, refused me even when I explained to her my predicament. So the dream was obviously upset I had broken the rules and told, and small accidents started to happen. But each time I would almost die I followed human instinct and avoided my death. My "sister" noticed the accidents then agreed to help me, by pouring boiling water on my face. The boiling water didn't kill me, but disfigured my face to an eyelid-less, lip-less, red and scaly faced monster. I decided I had, had enough of the dream, walked to the kitchen, pulled out the butchers' knife, pondered whether or not this was actually a dream, and cut out my heart.
#30 - infinitereaper (12/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>When I was younger I had these series of dreams
>In this world I met a young girl, red hair, and the most beautiful of smiles
>We spent time together, and I found myself loving her.
>Met her in the future, and in the past, from a space world of mars, to that which was burned to ash
>In every dream, it was like she was a prisoner to something, and I couldn't be with her
>I fought for her, in every dream and every world, through time and space itself
>And the day finally came when I defeated the enemy
>But... she... she was gone.
>I had lost her, she had disappeared never to be seen again
>|Time, space, and realty itself had ripped us apart
>I awoke to the last dream I would ever have, and cried.
> I've never seen her again and it's like a piece of myself is missing forever.
>My memories are fragmented, and I only know her by a name I gave her, on account of her red hair.
>My Fay... my Fiammetta

Where have you gone?

My dreams are really hyper detailed super realistic beautiful and dramatic at times
User avatar #9 - captinchikin (12/01/2012) [-]
I had a weird dream last night...
I was in an airsoft/paintball shop in the middle of some field, and then the zombie apocalypse started out of nowhere. We had to kill all the ******* zombies with airsoft guns. We ended up winning, and when we walked outside, we were on a beach. The zombies made the seagulls forget how to mate, and they were about to go extinct, so we had to pick them up and make them mate to teach them....
#84 - Marcelaluv (12/02/2012) [-]
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#81 - whathappenslive (12/02/2012) [-]
MFW I had a dream about being at a fancy ball room, and Christian Bale was announcing something but burst into laughter looking around the room he looked at princess celestia who then winked at me. After words he jumped of stage started stabbing people and they bled milk.... I'm not jokeing
MFW I had a dream about being at a fancy ball room, and Christian Bale was announcing something but burst into laughter looking around the room he looked at princess celestia who then winked at me. After words he jumped of stage started stabbing people and they bled milk.... I'm not jokeing
User avatar #74 - cmcghie (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Dream about test tomorrow
>Taking test, look to left, see black horror beside me
>It shrieks
>Queen Silverback Nigress beside me is trying to read what it's food stamps say
>Queen Silverback Nigress is unable to comprehend what "Raman" means, starts ********
>The Nigress flings **** in all directions



>Woke up, questioned my sanity yet again
User avatar #79 to #74 - HOLYCARP (12/02/2012) [-]
i like acid as well.
+3
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#101 - bec (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MFW every dream I have is a nightmare
MFW every dream I have is a nightmare
#12 - maxiscool (12/02/2012) [-]
those dreams where you are dating the girl of your dreams and it feels so real. I just wake up with the biggest feels everytiem
+2
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