Title. not mine i just found it.. I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city. Tons of people come in every day and try out all of our computers if Phones! ipa
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Title. not mine i just found it.. I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city. Tons of people come in every day and try out all of our computers if Phones! ipa

not mine i just found it.

I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city.
Tons of people come in every day and try
out all of our computers if Phones!
ipads . its not uncommon
for a few people per day go onto Facebook
and forget to sign out.
I (and a couple of my coworkers) often
enjoy messing with such Facebook profiles
when business slows down. Typically, I
would just write troll status updates or
change their "interested in" section
A few weeks ago, it was a really slow
Monday evening and I had a new idea.
My "victim" appeared to be a beta male
type (not an alpha male) and he was single.
I went go through his contacts, found a
single girl, and send her a message telling
her how "l" had a crush on her for a while
and asking her whether she would like to go
to a movie later that week.
Now, We done this a few times since, but
it takes more work than a simple troll status.
Anyway...
Yesterday at closing time, I was shutting
down all the computers and I found one
with Facebook still logged in. I was about
to troll it when I noticed it was the same guy
as before! (His profile picture was of
himself feeding a llama; it was kind of
memorable).
So, I scrolled down and noticed that he was
now in a relationship
with the girl I messaged!
Steal someones identity
Improve ' [Eb
...
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User avatar #8 - thepyras (12/01/2012) [-]
>beta male type (not an alpha male) and he was single.

Triple redundancy.
User avatar #29 to #8 - bigblacknegro (12/01/2012) [-]
well, you have to say that he's a beta (not alpha) because he could be some kind of gamma male type.
#16 to #8 - sabdoor (12/01/2012) [-]
Actually double, but whatevs. Guess FunnyJunk isn't teaching people to count
Actually double, but whatevs. Guess FunnyJunk isn't teaching people to count
#17 to #16 - Sunburn (12/01/2012) [-]
Family Guy taught me.
Family Guy taught me.
User avatar #50 to #16 - thepyras (12/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, I realized that after posting the comment. I had counted three instances which were all implied, which is technically double redundancy, but I left it because I figured people would understand.
#45 to #16 - dementos (12/01/2012) [-]
the joke is that all betas are single
#3 - robbiemcbiscuit (11/30/2012) [-]
in carphone warehouse buying cheap temp handset, see friends ******* about with ipad on display. buy mobile, they wave me over
expecting dicks. as always.
no ************ .
NO.
DIGGLETS
background, digglets, screen saver, digglets. forty saved pictures of diggletts, and dozen done on zen drawing.
pic related.
#38 - rudianos (12/01/2012) [-]
Anddd stopped reading after this.
#14 - anon (12/01/2012) [-]
the mac store huh? you sell makeup do you?
#2 - fearlessdeeds (11/30/2012) [-]
Yfw
Yfw
#18 - sherlyholmes (12/01/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4 - equinoxxa (11/30/2012) [-]
This has been posted here before...
#7 to #4 - Ruician ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
Sorry i didnt know. :( gif for your troubles.
Sorry i didnt know. :( gif for your troubles.
User avatar #9 to #7 - pandachicksbitch (12/01/2012) [-]
i scanned that QR code there and it seems that Dakguy is the op or at least the QR code leads to Dakguy
#11 to #9 - Ruician ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
Like I said I'm not op.
Like I said I'm not op.
User avatar #25 to #11 - JackSteinberg (12/01/2012) [-]
even so if its not yours why are you posting it. even if you didnt know odds are it has been
#52 to #25 - Ruician ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
I did because
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#24 - JackSteinberg (12/01/2012) [-]
i would love you if this wasnt a repost
#43 - fuckedbyapony (12/01/2012) [-]
Since when was it called a Mac store?
+2
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User avatar #44 to #36 - monkeysniper (12/01/2012) [-]
I've seen more unusal things happen inside an afternoon
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#15 - grimgrey ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Hey, wanna dance? ** mfw
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Hey, wanna dance? ** mfw
#47 - jimboismynameo (12/01/2012) [-]
so you are trying to tell me some good came from using a mac..........wut?
User avatar #46 - jeffbeck (12/01/2012) [-]
too bad that never happened!
#39 - klose (12/01/2012) [-]
Repost, but a good kind of repost.
Tyler Durden FTW!
User avatar #32 - Fluorum (12/01/2012) [-]
thank you for reposting, good ol' memories

no

really
thank you.
#51 to #32 - Ruician ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
i dont know how to reply to that....
User avatar #53 to #51 - Fluorum (12/02/2012) [-]
don't
#30 - noizstar (12/01/2012) [-]
repost
User avatar #34 - therealjc (12/01/2012) [-]
TL;DR
Also implying apple sells "computers"
#33 - anon (12/01/2012) [-]
I stopped reading after you said Mac store. Mac's are TERRIBLE!
#42 - Mikeyh (12/01/2012) [-]
this is not you OP, this has been posted before.
#48 to #42 - anon (12/01/2012) [-]
He does say that it isnt his
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