Title. not mine i just found it.. I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city. Tons of people come in every day and try out all of our computers if Phones! ipa
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not mine i just found it.

I work at a Mac Store in a decent sized city.
Tons of people come in every day and try
out all of our computers if Phones!
ipads . its not uncommon
for a few people per day go onto Facebook
and forget to sign out.
I (and a couple of my coworkers) often
enjoy messing with such Facebook profiles
when business slows down. Typically, I
would just write troll status updates or
change their "interested in" section
A few weeks ago, it was a really slow
Monday evening and I had a new idea.
My "victim" appeared to be a beta male
type (not an alpha male) and he was single.
I went go through his contacts, found a
single girl, and send her a message telling
her how "l" had a crush on her for a while
and asking her whether she would like to go
to a movie later that week.
Now, We done this a few times since, but
it takes more work than a simple troll status.
Anyway...
Yesterday at closing time, I was shutting
down all the computers and I found one
with Facebook still logged in. I was about
to troll it when I noticed it was the same guy
as before! (His profile picture was of
himself feeding a llama; it was kind of
memorable).
So, I scrolled down and noticed that he was
now in a relationship
with the girl I messaged!
Steal someones identity
Improve ' [Eb
...
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Submitted: 11/30/2012
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User avatar #8 - thepyras (12/01/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>beta male type (not an alpha male) and he was single.

Triple redundancy.
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#27 - stevensftw has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #28 to #27 - semisane (12/01/2012) [-]
How about reading the description?
#18 - sherlyholmes (12/01/2012) [-]
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#3 - robbiemcbiscuit (11/30/2012) [-]
in carphone warehouse buying cheap temp handset, see friends ******* about with ipad on display. buy mobile, they wave me over
expecting dicks. as always.
no ************ .
NO.
DIGGLETS
background, digglets, screen saver, digglets. forty saved pictures of diggletts, and dozen done on zen drawing.
pic related.
#38 - rudianos (12/01/2012) [-]
Anddd stopped reading after this.
#24 - JackSteinberg (12/01/2012) [-]
i would love you if this wasnt a repost
User avatar #4 - equinoxxa (11/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
This has been posted here before...
#2 - fearlessdeeds (11/30/2012) [-]
Yfw
Yfw
+3
#37 - magidoof **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#15 - grimgrey (12/01/2012) [-]
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Hey, wanna dance? ** mfw
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Hey, wanna dance? ** mfw
#43 - fuckedbyapony (12/01/2012) [-]
Since when was it called a Mac store?
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#36 - adxminisgay **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#47 - jimboismynameo (12/01/2012) [-]
so you are trying to tell me some good came from using a mac..........wut?
User avatar #46 - jeffbeck (12/01/2012) [-]
too bad that never happened!
#39 - klose (12/01/2012) [-]
Repost, but a good kind of repost.
Tyler Durden FTW!
User avatar #34 - therealjc (12/01/2012) [-]
TL;DR
Also implying apple sells "computers"
User avatar #32 - Fluorum (12/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
thank you for reposting, good ol' memories

no

really
thank you.
#30 - noizstar (12/01/2012) [-]
repost
User avatar #26 - elitejerkz ONLINE (12/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"troll status updates"
**** off newfag
#40 to #26 - shatt (12/01/2012) [-]
**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Weight Lifting ** description
#33 - Womens Study Major (12/01/2012) [-]
I stopped reading after you said Mac store. Mac's are TERRIBLE!
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