I know that feel. They say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. But you are not in the sea. You are in the desert. Alone.. at least I convinced myselfe' m house alone
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I know that feel

I know that feel. They say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. But you are not in the sea. You are in the desert. Alone.. at least I convinced myselfe' m

They say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. But you are not in the sea. You are in the desert. Alone.

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#15 - anon (12/01/2012) [-]
Remember friends: if ever you find yourself walking around at night, feeling isolated, alone, helpless, out of touch with the world - look at the moon. Take in it's beauty and appreciate its existence. Find solace in the fact that billions of people before you, in every corner of the world, for thousands of years, have also gazed wondrously up in the exact same manner, at the exact same object.
The moon is a unifier.
You are not alone.


- Anon's thought for the day.
User avatar #80 to #15 - xsynysterx (12/01/2012) [-]
wow anon, that was.....beautiful
User avatar #50 to #15 - evilpapagali (12/01/2012) [-]
Today anon was pretty cool. We love you anon.
#2 - eshaythewolf (11/30/2012) [-]
'Alone is what I have, alone protects me.'
'Alone is what I have, alone protects me.'
#8 to #2 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
And then he kills himself to keep them alive.
User avatar #43 to #8 - thesnarfalarker ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
No one can kill Sherlock, not even Sherlock
User avatar #12 to #8 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
But he faked his death...
#17 to #12 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
Can't you let me give new fans mini-heart attacks? Gosh! You're no fun at all!
Can't you let me give new fans mini-heart attacks? Gosh! You're no fun at all!
User avatar #18 to #17 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
I'm okay with that. Nothing like scaring some newby fans. :)
#19 to #18 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
Indeed. There is little that bring greater joy!   
   
Also, sherlock thread?
Indeed. There is little that bring greater joy!

Also, sherlock thread?
User avatar #20 to #19 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
Aw, I don't have any Sherlock reaction pics.

Actually, I don't have any reaction pics on this computer. It's not mine, you see.
#28 to #20 - antisocialtwilight (12/01/2012) [-]
I'll post some for you.
User avatar #33 to #28 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
Thanks. :)
#35 to #33 - antisocialtwilight (12/01/2012) [-]
Last one, Mycroft Holmes.
Last one, Mycroft Holmes.
User avatar #37 to #35 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
I could totally imagine him going "I'm siiiingiiiing in the raaaiiiin..."
User avatar #173 to #37 - mycroft (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to lie. Hypothetically if we did have Ironsides.....I'd call mine Lilybell
User avatar #174 to #173 - jellybaby (02/19/2013) [-]
Excuse me while I have a little giggle.

Okay I'm back. That's a rather... pretty name. Would she serve you tea?
User avatar #175 to #174 - mycroft (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't giggle, Lily was my mothers name.

And of coarse not, she could never get it right. Apparently the concept of only two sugars is foreign to them.
User avatar #176 to #175 - jellybaby (02/19/2013) [-]
Giggle. Two sugars? Your teeth are going to fall out.
User avatar #177 to #176 - mycroft (02/19/2013) [-]
Do you have any idea how bloody difficult is it to be a government, much less the British government?! I need all the energy I can get and besides, I'll be damned if I can't spoil myself every now and again.
User avatar #178 to #177 - jellybaby (02/19/2013) [-]
Blimey, ever heard of coffee? Sugar wont do you much good, all the energy gained from it runs out quickly. Can't you get a little help from your dear brother?
User avatar #179 to #178 - mycroft (02/19/2013) [-]
Coffee? Coffee is rubbish.

And I think my brother is dead....or missing....or something. I can't keep track of what he does anymore and he does these things at least once a week.
User avatar #180 to #179 - jellybaby (02/19/2013) [-]
Are you insane? Coffee is awesome. Not as good as tea, though.

Aren't you a lovely brother? Nice to know you care about lil' Sherley.
User avatar #181 to #180 - mycroft (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh Sherlock can handle himself. Ever since we were little I was told to look after him and frankly we both prefer if I didn't. I could easily keep up with his "clever" scheme and whatnot but I have bigger things to worry about.

Besides, I know Sherlock better than most people (Which isn't saying much at all) and I know that if he was going to die it would be in some way that was remarkably over elaborate just to annoy the rest of us.
User avatar #163 to #37 - mycroft (02/17/2013) [-]
I do that on occasion...but not often.
User avatar #164 to #163 - jellybaby (02/17/2013) [-]
I was about to go "That's nice, honey" then I saw your username.
So, do you know if your little brother is still alive?
User avatar #165 to #164 - mycroft (02/17/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if he was. You should have seen when we were in secondary school and mother would come to get us. He must have "died" three times a week.
User avatar #166 to #165 - jellybaby (02/18/2013) [-]
That doesn't surprise me. So, Mycroft, does the government still own daleks from WW2?
User avatar #167 to #166 - mycroft (02/18/2013) [-]
How the bloody hell did you find out about....No, we have no idea what you're talking about. Please disregard any contradictory information you hear.
User avatar #168 to #167 - jellybaby (02/19/2013) [-]
I thought Churchill got rid of those on the Doctor's orders? Shame on you, Mycroft.
User avatar #169 to #168 - mycroft (02/19/2013) [-]
*Scoffs* Churchill wished he had the kind of power I have. But I'm telling you, we have no idea about anything related to the resurrection Project Ironside. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll have to make a few phone calls. It seems we have some leaks in information. Please stay where you are, we'll send someone to....answer your questions.
User avatar #170 to #169 - jellybaby (02/19/2013) [-]
Now now, dear. No need to be a big showoff. I know you're big and powerful, but that's rude. :D
User avatar #171 to #170 - mycroft (02/19/2013) [-]
We don't appreciate accusation that may or may not be true that could compromise the crown. I get enough of those from my brother.
#172 to #171 - jellybaby (02/19/2013) [-]
Do you have cute fluffy names for all your "Ironsides"? I bet you do. Don't deny it. I have my sources. You shouldn't lie, Mycroft.
Do you have cute fluffy names for all your "Ironsides"? I bet you do. Don't deny it. I have my sources. You shouldn't lie, Mycroft.
#25 to #20 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
Not your computer? Here's an idea:

1. Make the owner a surprise folder name it something awful and illegal-sounding like "horse penis midget porn" or something.

2. Fill it with sub folder after sub folder for about 3 or 4 levels, each time with a new name, do this with several pathways so it looks like a highly-organized machine.

3. Fill it with pictures of Chris Hansen or Nicholas Cage.
User avatar #26 to #25 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
As much as I'd like to, this is my dad's work computer... I don't think that'd be a good idea, haha.
#27 to #26 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
Oh. That stinks man. He'd have your hide, I'd imagine.
User avatar #31 to #27 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
I could blame it on my brother, but that'd be mean. So no.
And if I did and either found out, I think I'd be made into shoes!
#34 to #31 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
On the upside, those'd be some damn good shoes. Human-soled shoes sell for a fortune on e-bay.
User avatar #36 to #34 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
But I won't get anything from them... Because I'd be dead. Could totally feed my family for a week though.

They don't even need to sell the shoes...

I have a messed up mind.
#38 to #36 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
Well, if he did it slow enough, you'd probably grow back the skin over time, like skin one limb every few months. You'd stay locked in his basement and be a source of eternal shoes.

no, but they'd want to at the prices they can fetch

Welcome to the internet, mein comrade!
User avatar #39 to #38 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
Brilliant! I'll try it on someone. Might have to rip out their tongue though, I imagine they'd scream a bit.

Thank you kind sir, may I have the tour?
#42 to #39 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
I'd recommend removing the vocal cords if you can manage it without killing your shoe-man, as tongue-loss often leads to drowning in one's blood due to the high number of veins and arteries in the tongue. It's also much messier to cut out a tongue.


Certainly. To your left, you will see 4chan, it is a den of 12-year olds and furries. Occasionally you may find something funny, but it will be reposted so much, you will wish it had never come into being. To your right, you see pornhub, a den of iniquity and vileness. Avoid it if you value your internet search history. Finally, dead ahead, there is the ultimate goal of this region of the internet: the funnyjunk front page. It is something reached only in legend and myth, but some say that we mere mortals can reach it. We need only sacrifice a virgin to kim jong.
User avatar #45 to #42 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
I was thinking that too, but how would I manage removing the larynx or vocal cords or whatever without killing show-man?

I thank you for this detailed tour. I now know where my destiny lies. To the front page!
#46 to #45 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
Well, I'm no doctor, but it can be done in theory. I usually opt for the heavy use of sedatives until I can find a doctor willing to perform the procedure. Alternately, a good whack on the head works as well.

See you there brother. Also, when a shoe-girl has outlived her usefulness, she often makes a good sacrifice.
User avatar #47 to #46 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if there are any psychopathic doctor's in my local area. Maybe I'll just call Moriarty.

Onwards! Hmm, males are usually larger than females, so I could get more skin off a guy for the shoes, but Satan probably does like the chicks better.
#49 to #47 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
Don't. He usually steals my shoe-men. Bloody annoying, that one.

True, but females are in higher demand, as the skin is much softer and thus makes for more comfortable lining.
#97 to #49 - johnshepherd (12/01/2012) [-]
I would suggest capturing a low-pay doctor or surgeon while you capture your shoe-man. He can usually be coerced into performing the surgery, given the right methods.


I find that baby powder tends to dry the shoes out and reduces shoe-life.
User avatar #53 to #49 - jellybaby (12/01/2012) [-]
Well who do you suggest?

I never thought about it like that. What if I just use baby powder on the shoes?
#85 - fornicatio (12/01/2012) [-]
< mfw my last breakup
< mfw my last breakup
#103 to #85 - potatotown (12/01/2012) [-]
mfw i had to break up with my girlfriend because she was cheating on me   
Funny, she still denies it to this day, even after i asked the guy she 			******		 about it and he admitted to it.   
I wasnt even mad, i just wanted the satisfaction of rejecting her after she wanted to get back together with me and still wants my D   
   
lolnope bitch
mfw i had to break up with my girlfriend because she was cheating on me
Funny, she still denies it to this day, even after i asked the guy she ****** about it and he admitted to it.
I wasnt even mad, i just wanted the satisfaction of rejecting her after she wanted to get back together with me and still wants my D

lolnope bitch
#61 - lospussy (12/01/2012) [-]
what he does when he's alone
User avatar #84 - jalfih (12/01/2012) [-]
Don't feel bad about being lonely. Make of it the best you can: write, sing, paint about it. Explore your feelings, and turn them into art. There's nothing more cathartic than that.

(sorry if i've made some mistakes writing, english is not my native language).
User avatar #88 to #84 - mrchrist (12/01/2012) [-]
You see, the problem with that is that i am not the least bit artistically inclined.
User avatar #91 to #88 - jalfih (12/01/2012) [-]
And what makes you say that? Do you not like art o you don't like making it? Just asking to understand you a little more.
User avatar #92 to #91 - mrchrist (12/01/2012) [-]
Everything I try to make comes out like **** so I stopped trying.
User avatar #99 to #92 - jalfih (12/01/2012) [-]
Baby steps. Try writing (or whatever form of art you prefer) what you feel, what you see, think, whatev. First, you must write for yourself. Then, with the confidence that this provides you, you can give it the form you want.

I'll leave you with one thing i always say to myself: our art is what we do with our inner feelings and thoughts, it doesnt matter if others can perceive it or not.

#101 to #84 - thedarkestrogue (12/01/2012) [-]
I explore my feelings. All. The. Time.
#86 to #84 - youxbarstard (12/01/2012) [-]
You've done pretty well so far.
User avatar #87 to #86 - jalfih (12/01/2012) [-]
Thanks :).
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#109 - whathappenslive (12/01/2012) [-]
My life in a nutshell...
My life in a nutshell...
User avatar #156 - colonelroymustang (12/01/2012) [-]
Loneliness is painful to endure. But pain leads to strength. I like being alone.
#68 - anon (12/01/2012) [-]
i want to have a girl to cuddle omg
#124 - executorchunk (12/01/2012) [-]
I used to feel this way for a while. But then I realized all the extra money in my bank account when I was single again. Yea, I like being alone, too. With my two awesome gaming computers, Xbox 360 hooked to a mega sized LCD TV, my two guitars, bass, drumset, and nice car I bought being "alone" now that I have all the extra money I have. Oh no, I would much rather buy dinners, overpriced flowers that die in a few weeks, and other expensive **** that I don't get to enjoy.

I think there's alot of young guys on FJ... you guys don't need a woman to be happy in life. Don't mind your friends and other jack off's that decide to move fast in life and get married at 20 or whatever. I have a nick name for people like that, but the professionals call them "divorce statistics". Enjoy your life, there is plenty of time to meet a nice girl down the road.
#140 to #124 - anon (12/01/2012) [-]
^ This guy; I like him
#146 to #124 - hentze (12/01/2012) [-]
I'm gonna watch American Psycho tonight.
#162 to #124 - anon (12/23/2012) [-]
True, true, but ultimately, it's just your attempt to fill the emptiness in your soul when you ask yourself the question, "What is the point of my life". Ultimately, I can only see a true answer to that being helping the whole of humanity, either through great works, or simply loving another person. But that's just my ruminations on the subject after having quite a bit of time to think on it.
User avatar #125 to #54 - futuramafan (12/01/2012) [-]
my sides
#51 - StaticX (12/01/2012) [-]
I know that feel
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#131 - deadlyyarikh (12/01/2012) [-]
Come to funnyjunk to get away from my feels, get even worse feels



god damnit





#134 to #131 - babbaji (12/01/2012) [-]
OP here. Sorry mang. Have a kitty for your troubles
#135 to #134 - deadlyyarikh (12/01/2012) [-]
What made me feel better is that someone who made frontpage still goes through every comment....You are the last best hope for humanity


p.s that cat is ******* adorable
User avatar #136 to #135 - babbaji (12/01/2012) [-]
Haha. Yea I like to pay attention to people who have payed attention to what I have posted. It's the least I can do.
#137 to #136 - deadlyyarikh (12/01/2012) [-]
May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find thier way to your crotch by day's end
User avatar #139 to #137 - babbaji (12/01/2012) [-]
OH GOD. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. CALL THE POLI-
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