Opposite day. .. What if America actually destroyed that cube thing, and then all the Muslims around the world simultaneously shut down like the droids in The Phantom Menace? Opposite day What if America actually destroyed that cube thing and then all the Muslims around world simultaneously shut down like droids in The Phantom Menace?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#40 - legitpedobear
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What if America actually destroyed that cube thing, and then all the Muslims around the world simultaneously shut down like the droids in The Phantom Menace?
User avatar #82 to #40 - SheWolfie
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Its a rock
and that would make all the reasonable Muslims go bats hit crazy
cause they have no alcohol to drive them to bliss
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#45 to #42 - isthispatrick
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You crazy Dutch bastard!
#197 to #40 - defender
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BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT!
#373 to #40 - yyfsucks
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What would you destroy to shut all of the Catholics down?
User avatar #381 to #373 - failtolawl
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oh I don't know, totally not the pope though. or anything in the vatican.
User avatar #380 to #373 - wiinor
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The vatican
User avatar #185 to #40 - thereasonableperso
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The "Phantom menace effect"
#301 to #185 - dantastic
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you mean the chitauri effect
#145 to #40 - theplankof
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this?
#135 - xtnega
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*Opposite day
#354 to #135 - tharic
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I havent had this good of a laugh in a very long time
#189 to #135 - camelnuts
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Well I'm going to hell.
Well I'm going to hell.
#268 to #135 - fyaq
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oh god my sides
#176 to #135 - thedarkestrogue
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#205 to #135 - undeadwill
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I laughed way to hard at this.
User avatar #1 - pebar
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I feel like you're attacking a whole religion with this and may start a *********
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#7 to #1 - anon id: 79e48e38
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idgaf, if mohammed wasn't high as **** and didn't write the quran this wouldn't be a goddam problem, so I will blame the entire religion, and ANY religion that teaches it is ok to kill under ANY circumstances. When mohammed himself led armies himself what example does he show? When Yaweh flooded the earth what example did he show? For ***** sake aztecs sacrificed people to make the sun rise everyday. Religion, while its main teachings may be peace, will always be manipulated by uneducated ***** to justify terrible things. Why is that? Because religious texts are written by humans, not Gods, they are imperfect and to treat the imperfect word of humans as the infallible word of God is a GRAVE mistake. So I will go ahead and attack the whole religion, knowing yes most of them are nice people. Its not them I hate, its their beliefs. its not them I aim the insult at, its their beliefs.
User avatar #160 to #7 - awesomenessdefined
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There are so many circumstances where it's okay, nay, necessary to kill someone.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - moshthun
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Lolololololol

Posting as anonymous.

Also, hate on Jews then. They ACTUALLY believe that, the Muslims just have some brainwashing going on by the Talibs, which are ACTUALLY part of 'Merica.
User avatar #75 to #1 - heartlessrobot
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Imagine how funny it would be though. I think I'll try to convince the next suicidal person posting on /b/ to do it.
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#47 - insanefreak
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Just pointing out that relating terrorism to islam is a bad idea. Because:
A) It's downright racist, and extremely ignorant to do so.
B) Terrorists have attacked mosques as well.
C) Breivik killed many innocent children, who had nothing to do with the islam.
D) The Crusades are on the same level as the Jihad. People claim it's in the name of their God, while in reality, they just do it for profits.

Terrorism is linked to psychopaths. Not to a specific religion.
So while I do find the joke relatively funny, I just want to point out that should a plane crash there, there just would be many innocent victims, and I think the world has had enough of those so far.
User avatar #59 to #47 - rageisfunny
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Crusades were defending European lands from the Muslims who kept attacking...
#66 to #59 - insanefreak
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I hope you aren't serious about this. European armies went to Jerusalem and the surrounding regions, and often they pillaged their way towards it. They attacked a lot of times, while the present muslim forces fought back. For them and for Byzantium, they were pure territorial wars, just like with England and France. The fact that the rest of Europe suddenly hopped on the bandwagon wasn't to 'defend', and I do believe that Israel isn't a part of Europe on any map.
User avatar #67 to #66 - rageisfunny
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I mean that the Muslims attacked first. They raided up into Europe, not discerning countries just attacking to expand their empire. Europe responded. Plus part of it was the continual fight for Jerusalem.
#70 to #67 - insanefreak
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I believe you're mixing up with the reconquista in Spain (where the Moors, who shared the peninsula with Christians, were winning, until they tried to invade France, where they suffered a crushing defeat), or with the Ottoman Empire.

It's similar to what most great military minds did though. Someone is a genius, expands his kingdom, empire, republic, and keeps winning. Then he dies, everything falls apart, and people get revenge.
Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Caesar (Julius), ...

The Crusades however, where launched by the Pope, aimed at conquering the Middle East and the holy cities. It was unrelated to defending the European countries. A good example of how Europeans didn't care about their neighbours was shown during the invasion of the Mongols. They were mostly at war with each other, so having good neighbours was something that was highly unlikely in the medieval Europe.
#84 to #70 - intrepidy
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You are right, Charlemagne's defeat of the advancing moors was way before the christian crusades started. Back then, Byzantium was still in control of Anatolia and had territorial wars with the turks and arabs.

The Arabs did have their own version of crusades though. North Africa wasn't always Arabic and Islamic.

No forgiveness for the sacking of Constantinople during the fourth crusade, **** was bad.
User avatar #79 to #70 - rageisfunny
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Maybe the Ottoman's, not the reconquista. Anyway, Crusades were not beautiful, no war is, and horrible things were done on both sides, as well as evil or corrupt people on both sides.
User avatar #48 to #47 - foelkera
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dat butthurt
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#51 to #48 - insanefreak
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Not really. It's funnyjunk after all. I just like to make posts containing a moral essence from time to time. Something Disney taught me as a child. Always try to put in a moral message.

Or something along those lines.
User avatar #52 to #51 - foelkera
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buuuuuuthuuuuuuuurt
#55 to #52 - insanefreak
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Sure lad. Whatever you say. Just make sure you have a nice day.
User avatar #56 to #55 - foelkera
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You too :3
#54 to #47 - itsuckedbeinganon
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"One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter"


Terrorism isn't linked to psycopaths, but to faith in whatever you think is best.
#62 to #54 - insanefreak
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True, in a way, but then again, it strongly depends on your own point of view on the matter.
User avatar #49 to #47 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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Why did you have to name Breivik in this?
#53 to #49 - insanefreak
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Breivik is considered a terrorist. It was just to show that terrorism isn't solely linked to muslims, but it's an international phenomenon, unfortunately.
User avatar #57 to #53 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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Everyone knows that
You do know that this post was a joke, right?
#61 to #57 - insanefreak
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Yup. The last line in my post should have made that clear, or so I thought.

I just enjoy pointing things out. If it bothers you, feel free to thumb it down.
User avatar #64 to #61 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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Well if I said I didn't care I would be lying since I took the time to reply
Though it doesn't really bother me much, it just seems weird for me, that someone has to point out the obvious
Ok if you point out the very obvious every time, it's gonna bother me
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User avatar #72 to #68 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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As long as I live in Denmark and as long as we have Dansk Folkeparti I shoul be safe
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User avatar #76 to #73 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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A little
Not much yet
More will come later, I've been told

And yea, he should've been there
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#172 to #47 - wonderkid
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you are a very rare breed found on funny junk
respect for that
#400 to #172 - insanefreak
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Thank you very much.

There are many good people here on Funnyjunk, but some of them have gone into hiding, unfortunately.

Also, I love that gif.
#192 - zoonoo
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*Fixed
*Fixed
#175 - envinite
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If it was opposite day, Burj Khalifa is the one which get crashed

I don't think WTC is a worship place for Christian/Jews
#199 to #175 - bibl
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It's Wiz Khalifa faggot!
#318 - icecreamonnips
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Dubs decide my profile pic
> Pic not related
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#326 to #318 - anon id: 1d1648b6
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**anonymous rolls 52** Ice Cream on a pair of beautiful nipples. HUMAN nipples. FEMALE HUMAN nipples. no trannies.
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i like your idea, might do that after i get bored with this pic
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**collegedood rolls 94**
i will play your little game
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**walkingdisaster rolls 44**
User avatar #329 to #324 - icecreamonnips
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i shall deliver
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#237 - drfranky
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Hold the **** up   
   
How was the World Trade Center a place of worship?   
   
Or maybe it was...for the jews
Hold the **** up

How was the World Trade Center a place of worship?

Or maybe it was...for the jews
User avatar #254 to #237 - reddeadtroll
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CONSPIRACY!
User avatar #188 - Noah
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God damn, imagine that *********.
#351 - nitrojoe
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Opposites?
User avatar #360 to #351 - jettripleseven
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Hate to burst your bubble but comment #135 did it too... meh, have a thumb anyway
User avatar #365 to #360 - nitrojoe
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WAIT

#135
#351

WHAT

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
User avatar #362 to #360 - nitrojoe
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Damn it I knew I should go through the pages sometimes.