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#3 - jlamb
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Is it really worth the risk?
#5 to #3 - hesi
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Made me cringe.
#62 to #3 - rmoran
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(12/01/2012) [-]
"Is your joke still funny?"
#43 - boomdady
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Can't watch porn on it
#52 to #43 - eatshitop
Reply 0
(11/30/2012) [-]
Erotic Picture Novels for a reason.
#77 to #43 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(12/01/2012) [-]
#49 to #43 - rainiar
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(11/30/2012) [-]
#50 to #49 - jimbobji
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(11/30/2012) [-]
******, you made my life complete.
******, you made my life complete.
#69 to #49 - khazix
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(12/01/2012) [-]
#89 to #69 - chazwregman
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(12/01/2012) [-]
this.
#51 - choelzler
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(11/30/2012) [-]
"Never lose your data"
#55 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#58 to #55 - abachonk
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(12/01/2012) [-]
Indeed mate...
Indeed mate...
#70 to #55 - jedawg
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(12/01/2012) [-]
#88 to #70 - chazwregman
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(12/01/2012) [-]
That book was raunchy as ****...
#94 to #88 - thetattooedone
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(12/01/2012) [-]
I love them BUT, I have read raunchier. Read the Anita Blake series by Laurell K Hamilton starting after "Blue Moon." There are a few times in which the main character has sex with 3 people at the same time. Vampires, were-wolves, were-leopards, were-rats, swans...... I think that's it.
#95 to #94 - chazwregman
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(12/01/2012) [-]
()_o
#96 to #95 - thetattooedone
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(12/01/2012) [-]
Yes. She went from celibate for the 1st 5 books, I believe, sleeps with the main vampire, Jean-Claude, in book 6 and then become a hoe after that because she HAS to have sex to keep 2 vampires, a werewolf and were-leopard bound to her alive.


I am a pervert and I love raunchy books. I have more suggestions if you're interested.
#97 to #96 - chazwregman
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(12/01/2012) [-]
No thanks, ill come back to yah if needed for more raunchy titles.
#98 to #97 - thetattooedone
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(12/01/2012) [-]
Lol. OK.
#80 to #70 - aldheim
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(12/01/2012) [-]
So... no?
#57 to #55 - magidoof **User deleted account**
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#72 - pukingrainbows
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(12/01/2012) [-]
-burns easily
-takes up absurd amounts of space
-more than three of them can get heavy
-deteriorates from exposure to atmosphere
-doesn't work in the dark without cumbersome addons
-can't do anything other than read one book on it, have to buy another for different stories
-no wifi, have to go outside to get another
-resizing text for older people? **** that
-can't copy and duplicate
-no ctrl+f function
#85 to #72 - caesarslegion
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(12/01/2012) [-]
">more than three of them can get heavy"


Stop being a pussy then?
#87 to #72 - chazwregman
Reply 0
(12/01/2012) [-]
>more than three of them can get heavy.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
#76 to #72 - galacticboner
Reply +14
(12/01/2012) [-]
I thought you were describing jews until you actually said book.
#82 to #76 - thelastamerican ONLINE
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(12/01/2012) [-]
This made my day.
This made my day.
#99 to #82 - anon
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(12/01/2012) [-]
nobody likes comments about how funny another comment is
#100 to #99 - thelastamerican ONLINE
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(12/01/2012) [-]
I like the comment. For making me actually laugh I give this offering of a gif.
#86 to #76 - guiguito
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(12/01/2012) [-]
holy **** that was funny
#32 - icefried
Reply +8
(11/30/2012) [-]
>no battery, which means no battery life.   
>Unless it's ripped.   
>Unless you are at a library.   
>unless you burn it/soak it/cut it..   
>could contain anthrax   
>not for the blind, they require special books, and if you got no hands you're ******.   
>pages are missing now, it's all crumpled and i killed a goat.
>no battery, which means no battery life.
>Unless it's ripped.
>Unless you are at a library.
>unless you burn it/soak it/cut it..
>could contain anthrax
>not for the blind, they require special books, and if you got no hands you're ******.
>pages are missing now, it's all crumpled and i killed a goat.
#34 to #32 - reaperssprint
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Ok, what is that .gif from? It looks like a scary ******* Bugs Bunny going "Help me!"
#35 to #34 - icefried
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(11/30/2012) [-]
#40 to #35 - reaperssprint
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Ah, thank you. No clue why you got a red thumb for giving the source, but I'll fix that for you.
#37 to #32 - anon
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(11/30/2012) [-]
anthrax isn't a virus
#38 to #37 - icefried
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Doesn't have to be, we can still get sick from a book..
#60 to #32 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#2 - panduhber **User deleted account**
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#11 - jurto
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(11/30/2012) [-]
It is not retroiluminated.
Biggest ones can only storage around 4 GB (assuming it has 10.000 pages with 500 kb of data each, because of photos, et caétera...)
No 3G nor wifi.
Can't play video nor sound.
Some are still monochrome.
'Never loses your data'. Yeah, get it wet.
Not copy/paste function.
Can miss the page, because page markers mess in your handbag.
'page always loads'. If you get it wet once, it is possibly going to skip the **** out of it.
Yeah, I really enjoy books. But I like audio-books better. I still love being read when going to sleep.
#17 to #11 - spikethepony
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(11/30/2012) [-]
It does not need to be.
It stores as much data as it needs to, so you're not paying for excess data.
Has all the data it needs, no need for data or wifi.
Yes it can. It's called imagination, ************.
Again, imagination.
Since when did getting a book wet make it lose it's words?
Copy/paste can be done. It's called writing. I'll admit this one is more on your side, here.
Don't be a bitch with your handbag. Fold the page over or some ****.
Will load properly if dried properly.

I love **** storms, don't you?
#41 to #11 - anon
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(11/30/2012) [-]
>handbag


Bitch, I'm fabulous.
#44 to #11 - thinegame
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(11/30/2012) [-]
"caétera"
That's not how that goes.
#47 to #44 - jurto
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Hahaha, I said it in Spanish. Et caétera, aka etcétera. I know it's Latin and ****, but I do it unconsciously. Also, I meant backpack, not handbag.
#48 to #47 - thinegame
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(11/30/2012) [-]
That's okay then. [Never took spanish :(]
Latin police out.
#79 - apronboobsface
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(12/01/2012) [-]
I love the smell of books.
I love the smell of books.
#91 to #79 - thetattooedone
Reply +1
(12/01/2012) [-]
I would love to smell him.... naked.
#106 to #91 - anon
Reply 0
(12/01/2012) [-]
holy **** you're a chick... I thought you were a homosexual male
#110 to #106 - thetattooedone
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(12/01/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#33 - robeandwizardhat
Reply +4
(11/30/2012) [-]
All hands you say?