Sir Bearington. In DnD no one knows you're a bear. really no one
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User avatar #56 to #19 - asmathiel (11/30/2012) [-]
Yeah. I posted it...
User avatar #58 to #56 - krasnogvardiech (11/30/2012) [-]
That's cool. Not mine to begin with, and it looks like people look better towards the crazy **** they can pull off in D&D now.
#20 to #19 - ghirahn (11/30/2012) [-]
Best. 			*******		. Thing. Ever
Best. ******* . Thing. Ever
#23 to #19 - facepalmftw (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh god. Oh god... Oh god. Ooooh god.
Oh god. Oh god... Oh god. Ooooh god.
User avatar #21 to #19 - argyleknight (11/30/2012) [-]
I'm laughing, crying, drooling, and farting, all at once. Oh my **** , i can't take it.
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#24 to #12 - bridgebrain (11/30/2012) [-]
No DND thread is complete without Henderson.
#25 to #24 - bridgebrain (11/30/2012) [-]
(and part 2)
User avatar #46 to #25 - DiabloStrawhat (11/30/2012) [-]
I got five boners at once reading this epic tale
User avatar #34 to #25 - Nihatclodra (11/30/2012) [-]
That is the best damn thing ever! I wanted to post some D&D stories of my own in this thread, but they fail in comparison to the glory that is Henderson!
User avatar #37 to #34 - bridgebrain (11/30/2012) [-]
All things pale in the glory of the henderson :D Post em anyway!
User avatar #44 to #37 - Nihatclodra (11/30/2012) [-]
>4E, Slightly altered rules.
>Level 22 Half-Elf Sorcerer. Wild Magic, Essence Mage, Sage of Ages.
>Party comes across some giant river that we have to sneak across.
>Party spends their time building a giant raft to carry the party across the river.
>Party all gets on the raft, except me.
>I begin walking on water beside them (Arcane check) instead.
>I get bored, begin moon-walking across the water (Dexterity, and arcane check).
Not enough.
>I Pick up our Goliath Barbarian and carry him like a princess, still moon-walking across the water (Dexterity, Strength, Endurance, and Arcane check)
This is getting interesting. How far can I take this?
>I make 4 rainbow fireballs, and begin juggling them with my tongue. I am still carrying the Goliath like a princess, and moon-walking across the water (2 Dexterity, 1 Strength, 1 Endurance, 5 Arcane checks).
How am I clearing all these rolls!?
>I am now hopping backwards across the water, hacky-sacking the rainbow fireballs with my feet, carrying the Goliath Barbarian like a princess... and balancing the entire raft, with all my remaining party members on it, on my head (4 Dexterity, 2 Strength, 2 Endurance, 5 Arcane, 1 Acrobatics Checks).
Holy **** .
>DM Rolls a d100.
What are you doing?
>DM rolls perfect 100.
DM?
>"A magical rainbow flying trout of doom jumps out of the water just behind your foot, roll to evade."
Wut?
>5 Dexterity, 2 Strength, 2 Endurance, 5 Arcane Checks, 1 Perception, 2 Acrobatics Checks.
>Clear all checks but a single acrobatics: the one to dodge the actual fish.

The One-Man Alpha Circus of Magic Incarnate was stopped by tripping of a fish, all because my DM likes "randomness" too much in his games. I have more, I might list them tomorrow... getting late.
User avatar #83 to #44 - bridgebrain (12/02/2012) [-]
See, moments like that are exactly why DND are awesome :D
Also, your luck is brilliant ^_^
User avatar #85 to #83 - Nihatclodra (12/02/2012) [-]
You don't know the half of it! I once rolled 4 consecutive natural 20s for bluffing and elite guard of 5 enemy soldiers into thinking I was the son of their long-dead master. The only one I didn't convince got executed by the other 4 for his treason: and I gained 4 humanoid familiars!
User avatar #28 to #25 - charv (11/30/2012) [-]
Old man Henderson reminds me of my last character in GURPS
User avatar #29 to #28 - bridgebrain (11/30/2012) [-]
Write the escapades. This thread needs more :D
User avatar #84 to #25 - commontroll (12/02/2012) [-]
Gold. Just... gold...
#41 - anonymousditto (11/30/2012) [-]
This one actually made me tear up a bit at the end :'(
User avatar #43 to #41 - DiabloStrawhat (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh holy **** ..... I must hear more of this golden tale
#51 to #43 - deathnotewiiz (11/30/2012) [-]
yes, there is another tale. about his travels in the cosmos
User avatar #54 to #51 - zombiesurfer (11/30/2012) [-]
Do you have the source?
User avatar #71 to #51 - lilya (11/30/2012) [-]
COME ON MAN, COUGH IT UP!
User avatar #69 to #43 - anonymousditto (11/30/2012) [-]
hey, i posted the second part
#45 to #41 - Apac (11/30/2012) [-]
Is there ever a part two about Urist?
User avatar #68 to #45 - anonymousditto (11/30/2012) [-]
hey, i posted the second part
User avatar #49 to #41 - galaxyguy (11/30/2012) [-]
**** . Wow. That was... Wow.

I'm speechless.
User avatar #67 to #49 - anonymousditto (11/30/2012) [-]
hey, i posted the second part
#50 to #41 - John Cena (11/30/2012) [-]
Feely. Oh God, feely.
User avatar #53 to #41 - zombiesurfer (11/30/2012) [-]
That was ******* amazing! I need more!
User avatar #66 to #53 - anonymousditto (11/30/2012) [-]
hey, i posted the second part
User avatar #55 to #41 - commontroll (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh my gods this is amazing.
User avatar #65 to #55 - anonymousditto (11/30/2012) [-]
hey, i posted the second part
#60 to #41 - kingthatcrawls (11/30/2012) [-]
Everyone always talks about feels on Funnyjunk, and the famous "Baww" threads on 4Chan. I've read, and read feeling nothing more then a little sadness..
But this.. I actually teared up and found myself wiping away a tear.. I do miss my old D&D buddies.. I think I'll call them up. Thank you, anonymousdiito for posting such a magnificent thing. And you, Urist, shall your memory live on, forever.
User avatar #64 to #60 - anonymousditto (11/30/2012) [-]
hey, i posted the second part
#81 to #64 - kingthatcrawls (11/30/2012) [-]
thank you
#63 to #41 - anonymousditto (11/30/2012) [-]
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE!!!
User avatar #82 to #63 - DiabloStrawhat (11/30/2012) [-]
The greatest story ever told.
User avatar #79 to #63 - zombiesurfer (11/30/2012) [-]
You are my new favourite person
User avatar #74 to #63 - commontroll (11/30/2012) [-]
Ah... that was a very satisfying read. Hilarious at parts, and part two was indeed a satisfying, happy ending. I'm made glad by this.
User avatar #72 to #63 - lilya (11/30/2012) [-]
Gods above. This is the kind of thing that reminds me just how much I love the internet, and roleplay.
User avatar #70 to #63 - anonymousditto (11/30/2012) [-]
Please just ignore the "hey, i posted the second part" I know how bad i want to read this and everyone deserves to read the rest ;D
User avatar #3 - landartheconqueror (11/29/2012) [-]
that's friggen great
#27 - kahandran (11/30/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this, but was funnier.
Much funnier.
#52 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Finally a relevant situation in which I can share this glorious treasure.
User avatar #57 - asmathiel (11/30/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD. I MADE IT TO THE FRONTPAGE!
I LOVE YOU ALL GUYS <3
EVERYBODY WILL GET FROM ME A THUMB UP :3
#42 - Apac (11/30/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this!
#5 - syrenthra (11/30/2012) [-]
Ohhhhh boy that was good
User avatar #1 - snerus (11/29/2012) [-]
OH GOD MY SIDES
#47 - snaresinger (11/30/2012) [-]
10/10, guaranteed to make your DM stab you in the 			*******		 face
10/10, guaranteed to make your DM stab you in the ******* face
#59 - Keoul (11/30/2012) [-]
I would play DnD for the sole purpose of doing this   
Except with a chicken
I would play DnD for the sole purpose of doing this
Except with a chicken
User avatar #61 to #59 - silvanyis (11/30/2012) [-]
There's a build for commoner class that allows a commoner to have a 50/50 chance of pulling a chicken out of a bag.

Yeah. Commoner. With chickens.
#4 - John Cena (11/29/2012) [-]
Its a repost but a ******* brilliant one at that. 10/10 would laugh again.
User avatar #18 - mrvegeta (11/30/2012) [-]
It's too late.

You've awakened the Gazebo
#2 - John Cena (11/29/2012) [-]
Very nice.
#77 to #73 - youxbarstard (11/30/2012) [-]
**** happens.
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