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#17 - jonebonez (11/30/2012) [-]
Guise, I think I have a hording problem.
#21 to #17 - sherbaderb (11/30/2012) [-]
you know umm... there's this thing... called void storage...
User avatar #124 to #21 - jonebonez (12/03/2012) [-]
It should also probably be noted then that my void storage is completely full as well.
#19 to #17 - anon (11/30/2012) [-]
Disgusting, get some ******* mods. Jesus.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jonebonez (11/30/2012) [-]
Bagnon annoys me, and UI interfaces annoy me. :D
User avatar #53 to #17 - dubstepforme ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
I prefer the black guy with inventories filled with watermelon
#81 to #17 - Fuzzymarsupial (11/30/2012) [-]
You need some bigger bags is all.
#87 to #81 - anon (11/30/2012) [-]
#86 to #17 - thehated ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
I know how you feel.
User avatar #29 to #17 - shogg (11/30/2012) [-]
Hahaha Horde-ing
#22 - mkchillin (11/30/2012) [-]
MFW 3rd panel
User avatar #26 to #22 - morskoj (11/30/2012) [-]
I don't understand.
#62 to #27 - morskoj (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh.  			****		.  Duh.
Oh. **** . Duh.
#5 - greatgatsby (11/30/2012) [-]
Bitch, please

uh i mean "SAYAAAAAAAA!"
#36 - lupislord (11/30/2012) [-]
>Global warfare between Horde and Alliance
>Now the demons are on rampage
>NOW the undead are everywhere!
>now for some pandas
#78 to #36 - attilia (11/30/2012) [-]
Whats next? My Little Pony: Azeroth in Pink?
#111 to #78 - areo0420 (11/30/2012) [-]
you haven't seen the hidden level in D3 have you?
User avatar #76 to #36 - areo0420 (11/30/2012) [-]
well, there's more to it than just that...

They discovered Pandaria, and the territory war that ensued woke up ancient demons that feed off negative emotion or some **** ...

**** , i don't even know... i just play because I've got friends who live cross country and playing is the only way i get to hang out with them. I don't actually know what's going on except there's a big black and white thing that keeps yelling at me while i'm questing... it gets annoying.
User avatar #94 to #76 - snowshark (11/30/2012) [-]
Well... actually this is a big part of the Old God mythos. Yeah, C'Thun, Yogg'Saron and that lot. They are beings of chaos as opposed to the Titans who are beings of order. They are insanely powerful and can't be killed (Yeah, Yoggy and C'Thun are supposedly still alive and kickin', just much weaker.) and were imprisoned inside of Azeroth.

There's said to be 6 of them in a hexagon placed around the world. One in southern Kalimdor (C'Thun)
one in northern Kalimdor (N'Zoth, the guy behind the Emerald Nightmare)
Northrend (Yogg'Saron)
Northern EK (There's some lore about red crystals that absorb blood similar to how Saronite is Yogg'Saron's blood gone all coagulated)
Lower EK (Below Karazan, the place where everyone went ******* mental.
and Pandaria (With the Sha going all mad with this war that's popped up.)

So there you go. That's what the Sha supposedly are. There's also evidence that the Mantid serve the old gods... like the Silithids and the Nerubians... it's always the ******* bugs...
#96 to #94 - EdwardNigma (11/30/2012) [-]
I do enjoy Warcraft Lore. Never understood the old god **** , now I do somewhat better.

I should play MoP eventually.
User avatar #101 to #96 - snowshark (11/30/2012) [-]
Well, the Old Gods are actually a reference to H.P. Lovecraft. Yeah, the Cuthulu guy. In fact, so is a lot of Warcraft.

Warcraft = Lovecraft
Achievement: Make Love not Warcraft (Though that may be a coincidence)
C'Thun = Cuthulu
Yogg'Saron = Yog'Sothoth
Azeroth = Azathoth (The all-corrupting mass of chaos and hatred... which has lead to a lot of interesting speculation as to exactly why Azeroth has so many Old Gods and so many Titan creations...) In fact, all evil in WoW can be tied back to the Old Gods.

trolls anciently fought the Aqir (The bug race that split into Silithids, Mantids and Nerubians) in ancient times. Then some Dark trolls were warped by unknown magic into the first Highborn. (Presumed to have been caused by the old god N'Zoth)

Then Highborn started summoning daemons to the world which killed a lot of it's ancient guardians and split them apart into the High Elves (Who would later discover an island in northern EK where people started going nuts), Naga (Yet again N'Zoth displays an ability for changing things, a tad more drastically this time though, perhaps because he had changed them into the form that they were already in a long time ago) and the Night Elves.

Meanwhile Yogg'Saron started corrupting the titan machines with the curse of flesh, turning those Iron Vrykul into actual Vrykul and the same with the Gnomes and Dwarves. Then those Vrykul began giving birth to far smaller young who were considered abominations, later growing up to be the first humans.

And the humans and high elves ended up ******* with the creatures 'not' created by the old gods like the trolls; and the Tauren were getting slaughtered by the Centaur...

The only ones who were still living in peace and NOT fighting the hordes of Old God monsters were the Pandaren and even then they still have to fight the Mantid.

So yeah, Old Gods are dicks that feed off the chaos and pain that the wars they create cause to get stronger and make bigger wars.

Or so we speculate.
User avatar #98 to #94 - lillelise ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
You have "Loremaster"?
User avatar #100 to #98 - snowshark (11/30/2012) [-]
Well... I do, but that's mainly because of the spare time I used to have. No, the majority of this information is not known in the game. It is outside speculation based upon common factors that appear in many places. E.G. **** got real freaky wherever the old gods were supposedly buried.

I don't like conspiracies unless they're about fiction, in which case they tend to be correct.
User avatar #102 to #100 - lillelise ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Gotta say i love the wow lore as well, and as my life progresses i learn more and more, And you taught me a little more lore today, so a thump for you loremaster!
User avatar #104 to #102 - snowshark (11/30/2012) [-]
Also, a great place to find out more about the lore is the RP servers and the RP forums. A lot of people there know **** you would never see on PvE and PvP servers... but it's admittedly more fun when they get into an argument. Not gonna lie, there's some hilarious rage-threads pop up there.
User avatar #103 to #102 - snowshark (11/30/2012) [-]
I posted a big loredump below if you want more details.
User avatar #1 - quitethedelicacy (11/29/2012) [-]
An ancient evil has awakened that has destroyed all of Azeroth.
Better beat him with 24 other pugs using the LFR tool.
#14 - mussyo (11/30/2012) [-]
Popped ascendance for extra fishing
#30 to #14 - anon (11/30/2012) [-]
Pretty op if you had this while playing in cata...
oh wait...
User avatar #35 to #11 - kamehamehanurd (11/30/2012) [-]
#38 to #35 - Polartape (11/30/2012) [-]
HANG ON. It was spelt right the first time.. What're you getting at?
User avatar #37 to #35 - Polartape (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, didn't even realize it was spelt wrong hahaha..
User avatar #54 to #37 - dubstepforme ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
You're both idiots. *Masturbating
#28 - derpyhuman (11/30/2012) [-]
(I like his thinking.)
User avatar #9 - thefunnykiller (11/30/2012) [-]
Thought it said, "The whole of Arizona is in chaos"
#4 - anon (11/29/2012) [-]
who the **** goes fire ascendent to fish........ i get its a joke but still.
#34 to #10 - brothergrimm (11/30/2012) [-]
Ish-ne-alo por-ah
#97 to #12 - EdwardNigma (11/30/2012) [-]
You son of a BITCH
#108 to #12 - smokekusheveryday (11/30/2012) [-]
Thrall former leader of the horde will not stand for your pussy **** alliance female (besides the only reason i was ally at one point is cause purple skin is kinky as hell and a major turn on )
User avatar #13 to #10 - cameronrox (11/30/2012) [-]
lok'tar ogar
User avatar #107 to #13 - smokekusheveryday (11/30/2012) [-]
May your blades never dull
User avatar #3 - chrolt (11/29/2012) [-]

God i hate ******* those pandas. They suck so bad.
#33 to #3 - sexypandas (11/30/2012) [-]
I love WoW, and I love pandas (thus my username) but imo mixing both just 			******		 it all up...
I love WoW, and I love pandas (thus my username) but imo mixing both just ****** it all up...
#7 to #3 - anon (11/30/2012) [-]
played pandas. actually pretty good. haters gonna hate
#6 to #3 - ICEDgrunge (11/30/2012) [-]
I don't like ******* them either.
#15 to #6 - mussyo (11/30/2012) [-]
I don't either, but we gotta do what we gotta do.
#95 - brettyht (11/30/2012) [-]
And this is why I never play Jarvan VI. I always screw up my ulti and some **** like this always happens!
#49 - supersaiyajin (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh, hello. I'm just fishing for a **** to give.
#112 to #50 - supersaiyajin (11/30/2012) [-]
Thanks man. I looked everywhere for the captioned version, but couldn't find it.
#114 to #112 - FJisGAY (12/01/2012) [-]
np guy
np guy
User avatar #70 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
I hate the fact that Pandaria seems like an over-sized side quest...irrelevant to pretty much every other expansion, and the Horde Vs Alliance is literally confined to Jade Forest, and even then it isn't even that big.

Side note: What the **** were the pandas doing during the WORLD cataclysm...
#75 to #70 - anon (11/30/2012) [-]
the mists opened with the end of the cataclysm or some of that kind of random ****
User avatar #77 to #75 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
yeah but i dont reckon the mist protects pandaria from the world tearing apart lol...
User avatar #90 to #77 - snowshark (11/30/2012) [-]

Pandaria was protected by the mist (It's magic mist... or something...) so not even Deathwing managed to get in and wreck up the place. He'd have no way to see in the mist and all and he's got more important people to burn.

Since Pandaria is a continent within itself and not connected to the rest of Azeroth the worst they would suffer would be tidal waves and the occasional light earthquake.

Pandaria is the best expansion yet imo because it doesn't focus upon destroying pre-established lore characters like Arthas or Illidan, rather it focusses on the ones who were introduced for WoW like Varian and Garrosh. The problem comes when you realise that you've gone from undead, daemons and elementals to Sha as the main enemies and sadly the Sha do not have the same personality that their predecessors had. The rest of the enemies are fine, but the Sha feel very limp. I'm hoping that changes in future.

Still, where do you think Blizzard will be going after Pandaria? I figure they'll be working on Outland again as it is a place that everyone needs to go through and it, unlike Azeroth, has been criminally underused given how much lore there is there.
#83 to #70 - fuckyosixtyminutes (11/30/2012) [-]
FUnny because a bunch of horde vs. alliance stuff was released not even 3 days ago
User avatar #89 to #70 - ivoryhammer (11/30/2012) [-]
I prefer The Old Republic, which actually doesn't make me feel like an idiot for playing it
#80 to #70 - Auraalice (11/30/2012) [-]
The first two months existed to let you explore the land, and try to gain local support for your side. On both the horde and ally, the first few quests said that reinforcements would arrive in two months time. Two months later, 5.1 is released and players can fight the opposing faction in Kharasang Wilds. They're building giant forts, taking over sacred landmarks, and key faction leaders are making a stand. The longer the war goes on, the more possessed Garrosh becomes with the Sha, until in the end of Pandaria, Horde and ally alike fight in "The siege of Ogrimmar" because lets face it, no one likes Garrosh.

To recap- the war is just starting.
User avatar #91 to #88 - snowshark (11/30/2012) [-]
Ah, the lore characters.

Ever wondered what it is that finally beats Sylvanas? Because so long as WoW is running Sylvanas can't be beaten in a way that would eliminate the forsaken as a playable race. It would need to be something that would just single her out like what's going on with Garrosh or would split the forsaken onto two opposing sides.
#43 - bagofmeth (11/30/2012) [-]
I love all of you.
User avatar #66 - iamcraig ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
On a side note
Questing in Mount Hyjal was quite enjoyable in Cataclysm
User avatar #52 - AccWasLost (11/30/2012) [-]
God dammit, I want to play so much. I had game time for a little while, and I sucked at the game. But now I want to play again, so can anyone tell me about pandaland?
and requirements for scroll of resurrection?
User avatar #55 to #52 - wersand (11/30/2012) [-]
I stopped playing too. Pandaria is half price for a while. I bought it just in case I want to play over the christmas break.
User avatar #59 to #55 - AccWasLost (11/30/2012) [-]
baaah holy **** it's only on sale for 2 more hours, gotta buy fast
#61 to #59 - wersand (11/30/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #64 to #61 - AccWasLost (11/30/2012) [-]
crap I can't buy it, keep getting errors...
User avatar #105 to #64 - wersand (11/30/2012) [-]
You could always call the center and tell them that you tried and couldn't. It did the same thing to me when I started playing around the end of WotLK. They let me get all of the expansions for the sale price about 1-2 days after the sale.
#56 to #52 - anon (11/30/2012) [-]
i can tell you all about mists of pandaria :3 its actually my favorite expansion to world of warcraft so far. my account name is killerwill. Send me a message and ill tell ya more if you want. Ill be back on tmro
User avatar #72 to #56 - bchewey (11/30/2012) [-]
gives account name
doesn't give realm

are you lobsided?
User avatar #92 to #52 - snowshark (11/30/2012) [-]
You suck at the game? Shame. Have you tried RP? I know a lot of people who didn't do well at things like hardcore raiding and wanted something else to do with their gametime so they hopped onto RP servers and never looked back. Heard a lot of good things about them.
User avatar #57 to #52 - iwalkudie (11/30/2012) [-]
I'll send you a scroll man, Pandaria is definitely one of the best expansions to the game, the requirements for the scroll is you just haven't played for a few months I believe, I'd be MORE then happy to send you one especially if you buy a month of game time :b, if you want to try it out again just add me on here.
User avatar #58 to #57 - AccWasLost (11/30/2012) [-]
Hmm, I'll buy Pandaria tomorrow. I suck at the game, though
User avatar #60 to #58 - iwalkudie (11/30/2012) [-]
Do you want a scroll before you buy it?
User avatar #63 to #60 - AccWasLost (11/30/2012) [-]
ineligible. has to be inactive since march 4th. I've been inactive since april lol.
User avatar #67 to #63 - iwalkudie (11/30/2012) [-]
Also you can get a scroll of resurrection, I'm looking right now and it says "After March 5th, 2012, you are only able to accept one Scroll of Resurrection per eligible World of Warcraft license – if you have already accepted an invitation after March 5th, you will not be able to accept another for the same World of Warcraft license, but may accept invitations for other eligible World of Warcraft licenses." so you could get a free 80 and all the benefits
User avatar #68 to #67 - AccWasLost (11/30/2012) [-]
Hnnng, well i guess we can try. I just bought the expansion though. How would you send it to me?
User avatar #65 to #63 - iwalkudie (11/30/2012) [-]
Damn, well if you do play you could play on the server me and a few friends play on we do PvP/PvE on Dragonblight, we could try to help you out if you'd like
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