Vampires and pirates. . THE ' rdt. Why are they all birds? Why are birds pirates? Why would pirates need Dracula?
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#63 - walkingdisaster (11/30/2012) [-]
Why are they all birds?
Why are birds pirates?
Why would pirates need Dracula?
User avatar #65 to #63 - laserkirby (11/30/2012) [-]
Why is the sky blue?
Why is the ocean blue? O_o
#67 to #66 - laserkirby (11/30/2012) [-]
I love Science!
#83 to #67 - fusrohnope (11/30/2012) [-]
No, 			****		 science.
No, **** science.
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#74 to #63 - JudasLitl (11/30/2012) [-]
i wanted to post because-of-reasons.jpg. but i do not have it, so have this funny gif instead
i wanted to post because-of-reasons.jpg. but i do not have it, so have this funny gif instead
#75 to #74 - xXMattMiguelXx (11/30/2012) [-]
This one?
User avatar #76 to #75 - JudasLitl (11/30/2012) [-]
thank you sir, thumb for you
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#40 to #7 - creosote (11/29/2012) [-]
Except she's already dead at that point.
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#41 to #40 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - creosote (11/29/2012) [-]
Well, for one, she'd have to be a freaking dwarf for that to have penetrated her vagina, but seeing as she is already dead, her virginity being taken after death would not effect the fact that she was a virgin before dying, although, I guess he DID ruin her streak...
User avatar #70 to #42 - capinsquiggles (11/30/2012) [-]
What if they put her in the wrong way, so she's not a dwarf, just.. backwards
User avatar #143 to #70 - creosote (11/30/2012) [-]
I thought that at first too, but I immediately deemed that to be unlikely, unless the bottom half of her body was for whatever reason double the size of her upper body. Which begs the question, did she die a virgin by choice?
User avatar #1 - Nameloc (11/29/2012) [-]
Why does this remind me so much of Pearls Before Swine?
#8 to #1 - freeyourmind (11/29/2012) [-]
because you were adopted
User avatar #88 to #8 - Nameloc (11/30/2012) [-]
:(
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#15 to #13 - freeyourmind (11/29/2012) [-]
no...
User avatar #35 to #30 - gorginhanson (11/29/2012) [-]
Not really. I'll just save this for someone that can appreciate it,
#29 - litha (11/29/2012) [-]
#39 - snakefire (11/29/2012) [-]
wooden steak
User avatar #60 to #39 - kynespeace (11/30/2012) [-]
Winner Winner
Beavers Dinner.
#23 - stmuro (11/29/2012) [-]
vampires....pirates....VAMPIRATES
User avatar #28 to #23 - rockmanfan (11/29/2012) [-]
that's a book series. it's meh
#108 - alpacino (11/30/2012) [-]
And that's how you get to a mans heart ladies; give him a stake
User avatar #115 to #108 - vanoreo (11/30/2012) [-]
Carlos, I will rape everything you will ever love.
#59 - xxlopikedxx (11/30/2012) [-]
Derp I thought it was just because it let the sunlight in. SILLY ME.
Derp I thought it was just because it let the sunlight in. SILLY ME.
#50 - zaggystirdust (11/30/2012) [-]
and then he became the president
and then he became the president
#79 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
I'D LIKE TO PLANT ME MAST IN HER POOP DECK
#80 to #79 - rapetape (11/30/2012) [-]
mfw grog
#44 - nyanpoptart (11/30/2012) [-]
MFW the people who don't get it
MFW the people who don't get it
#45 - gbuck (11/30/2012) [-]
**gbuck rolled a random image posted in comment #1694763 at Item Discussion **

whatever i roll ill draw it on ms paint
ill deliver
#52 to #45 - lolfire (11/30/2012) [-]
**lolfire rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at Lazy Elementary School Kid ** Gonna jump in on this thread, as long as it's not a picture from the items board.
User avatar #64 to #52 - lolfire (11/30/2012) [-]
I feel retarded, I can't find mspaint on my laptop...
I just got an Alienware...
Fancy ass computer and I can't find mspaint. Brilliant.
#62 to #45 - jalthelas (11/30/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #1940073 at MLP Friendly Board **


Ok
#49 to #45 - gbuck (11/30/2012) [-]
der we go
#14 - happygrowman (11/29/2012) [-]
Bleh Bleh, 			************		!
Bleh Bleh, ************ !
#17 to #14 - DrollHumor (11/29/2012) [-]
A stake? How pathetic!
A stake? How pathetic!
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#87 - djteo (11/30/2012) [-]
are those ******* pirate ducks???!!!
#78 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
I don't need a vampire when I have a pinkie.
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User avatar #91 to #78 - djlonthree (11/30/2012) [-]
i think you broke the front page
User avatar #93 to #91 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
What do you mean/
User avatar #96 to #93 - djlonthree (11/30/2012) [-]
you are in the green on front page with ponies
User avatar #97 to #96 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh...so I am, isn't that supposed to be a good thing?
User avatar #99 to #97 - djlonthree (11/30/2012) [-]
yes but it never happens
User avatar #101 to #99 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
Well I wouldn't say never, I wouldn't be here if it "never" happened, I mean how long would I be here if I only got red?
User avatar #104 to #101 - djlonthree (11/30/2012) [-]
you have a point my friend
User avatar #106 to #104 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
Now back to freezing my assets off in ND.
#90 to #78 - organicglory (11/30/2012) [-]
And we don't need pictures of ponies outside the pony thread
User avatar #94 to #90 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
Correction "you" don't need ponies most others just don't care.
#98 to #94 - organicglory (11/30/2012) [-]
Acually, alot of people care, thats why you get thumbed down so much   
   
Well, I better prepare for red thumbs from the bronies
Acually, alot of people care, thats why you get thumbed down so much

Well, I better prepare for red thumbs from the bronies
User avatar #100 to #98 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
I get thumbed down so much because I am horrible at making jokes.
#102 to #100 - organicglory (11/30/2012) [-]
And ponies
User avatar #103 to #102 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
Only to people like you who seem to have some kinda instant hate for anything cute.
User avatar #105 to #103 - organicglory (11/30/2012) [-]
They make *cute* cartoons for little girls to watch

And here you are masturbating to My Little Pony porn
User avatar #109 to #105 - badasstoaster (11/30/2012) [-]
How about you leave him alone. He isn't spamming these ponies he's actually trying to be funny with them. Whoever watches MLP is up to them it's called having an opinion.
User avatar #112 to #109 - organicglory (11/30/2012) [-]
If I see a pony on every damn post from the frontpage, I might as damn well consider it spamming
#114 to #112 - badasstoaster (11/30/2012) [-]
Who gives a 			****		 if it's a pony? Ignore it and stop being a little bitch.
Who gives a **** if it's a pony? Ignore it and stop being a little bitch.
User avatar #107 to #105 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
You assume that's my fetish HA my fetish is vore, and I know after an episode you'd be just as transfixed.
#110 to #107 - organicglory (11/30/2012) [-]
****** do you think I give a **** about your fetishes
#111 to #110 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
Why comment on what I masturbate to then?
#121 to #118 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
You just proved that you aren't much older than twelve if you honestly found that funny.
User avatar #124 to #121 - organicglory (11/30/2012) [-]
If you really wanna know, I'm 17
#127 to #124 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
17 and you thought a virgin joke was funny, use the same insults every time you see me even though they cause you more embarrassment in the end and you don't seem to have any control over your anger, are you sure you're 17?
User avatar #129 to #127 - organicglory (11/30/2012) [-]
I don't insult you, i tell you the facts

how old are you?
#132 to #129 - bigbawser (11/30/2012) [-]
Fellas, fellas! There's no reason to argue! Let the man do what he wants, and if you don't like it, just thumb it down and move on.
User avatar #141 to #132 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
Okey Dokey Lokey.
User avatar #139 to #132 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
But there's light outside and people, light burns and people scare me.
#140 to #139 - bigbawser (11/30/2012) [-]
THAT'S WHY I DON'T GO OUTSIDE. I'm going to do something else. you do... whatever it is you do.
User avatar #137 to #132 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
Sorry, he tends to start these every other day, I try to avoid them because FJ doesn't usually like to see fights like these but sometimes I just gotta have my say.
#138 to #137 - bigbawser (11/30/2012) [-]
Arguing on the Internet? That works? And here I was thinking that you would be better off doing something like going outside and hump trees. Or whatever it is you do when you go outside.
User avatar #131 to #129 - darkjustifier (11/30/2012) [-]
I'm 21, oh yes I almost forgot, you also judge a man on the shows he watches which in itself is not the smartest move.
#58 - mysticalblue (11/30/2012) [-]
HIS FOOT IS A STAKE
User avatar #71 - zombiejew (11/30/2012) [-]

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