This person must be gigantic!. Found this on tumblr facts.... Ass. tami -. Not every day. Sometimes I only eat 1.5 million on account of all the double bacon cheeseburgers I eat. I'm very self conscious about my figure you know silly Stupid funny awful lol Lawls WTF
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User avatar #19 - aproudpatriot (11/29/2012) [-]
Not every day. Sometimes I only eat 1.5 million on account of all the double bacon cheeseburgers I eat. I'm very self conscious about my figure you know
#37 to #19 - hillbillypowpow (11/29/2012) [-]
if you'r trying to slim down have a diet coke with it
User avatar #26 to #19 - abotu (11/29/2012) [-]
your name makes this even better
User avatar #47 - mrdarp (11/30/2012) [-]
2 million pizzas / 24 hours = 83,333 pizzas per hour
83,333 / 60 minutes = 1,388.883 pizzas per minute.
1,388.883 / 60 seconds = 23.14 pizzas eaten per second.

I'll bet Kirby cant even eat that fast.
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User avatar #56 to #47 - turlough (11/30/2012) [-]
Your Kirby reference at the end made me chuckle a thumb for you good sir
#75 to #47 - UberAndrew (11/30/2012) [-]
You doubting Kirby?   
   
This 			*****		 doubting Kirby.
You doubting Kirby?

This ***** doubting Kirby.
#48 to #47 - Lambda ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Bring it.
#52 to #40 - fancyshark (11/30/2012) [-]
I love the beach boys!
#28 - mattdoggy (11/29/2012) [-]
>felt bad that ive eaten pizza and only pizza for a week solid
>just a pizza
>it covers breakfast, lunch, and dinner
>begin to feel like failure
>realize i'm still eating a huge meal every day
>better off than a lot of people
>don't make africa joke
>mustn't make africa joke
>can't make africa joke
>feel like winner for pizza and no africa joke
User avatar #76 to #28 - primerpower (11/30/2012) [-]
seeing as you can put everything from all the food groups you could technically live off of pizza for life
User avatar #29 to #28 - unhappyspanners (11/29/2012) [-]
How's the coronary heart disease coming along?
User avatar #30 to #29 - iamthou (11/29/2012) [-]
well if its home made pizza sometimes it can be incredibly healthy
#83 to #29 - lordmoldywart (11/30/2012) [-]
Ah yes, a weeks worth of pizza causes heart disease, you heard it here first folks!

#55 to #28 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
By the hammer of Hephaestus I wish I could eat pizza for a whole week. I ******* love pizza, it's god damn delicious as **** .
#22 - jstumps (11/29/2012) [-]
Dat feel when you're an american but too poor for pizza.
User avatar #24 to #22 - astraea (11/29/2012) [-]
Dat feel when you're not american and have thin frozen pizza without anything on it.
User avatar #25 to #22 - connordude (11/29/2012) [-]
dat feel when you can buy a frozen pizza for like $3.00...How can you afford internet then? Probably library...
User avatar #90 to #25 - jstumps (11/30/2012) [-]
Library internet it is, i'm at the library a decent amount doing homework.
I'm never procrastinating this project by viewing funnyjunk. No sir, i'm a good student
#43 to #25 - stonecore ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Welfare
#34 - soulstealerr (11/29/2012) [-]
It's this guy.
User avatar #72 - ritzrules (11/30/2012) [-]
my family lives below the poverty line.
my parents choose to pay for internet access over food, heat, rent, all the basic stuff. you know how irresponsible grown-ups can be with their money, right?
so we only get about 130,000 pizzas a day.
User avatar #84 to #72 - thenewgizmobox (11/30/2012) [-]
jesus man, how do you survive?
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User avatar #71 to #70 - vexxeon (11/30/2012) [-]
nothing, unless you're talking about a large percentage of the population of Tennessee or Virginia.
User avatar #80 to #66 - darthblam (11/30/2012) [-]
It looks like he's already killing himself there...

My god... I can understand people getting fat in this country.. it's just so easy with things like easy food and video games and such.. but for ****** sake, how can you let it get THIS bad?
User avatar #73 to #66 - ritzrules (11/30/2012) [-]
...is that a man, or does her arm flab hinder her ability to shave her goatee?
#35 - slipperyjoe (11/29/2012) [-]
Good thing pizza's a vegetable.
#81 - tryhardname (11/30/2012) [-]
Only 2 million...			*******		 casuals.
Only 2 million... ******* casuals.
#46 - qballextraction (11/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #65 - exstacy (11/30/2012) [-]
False. I can only eat 500,000 pizzas each day.
Even trying to eat with both ends I only barely get to 1 million
#64 - couriersix (11/30/2012) [-]
yes this is all true we eat hundreds of pizzas per minute
in fact while I'm typing this I'm eating pizza
User avatar #2 - sakitwentyone (11/29/2012) [-]
just one american?
User avatar #20 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
Precisely
User avatar #21 to #20 - sakitwentyone (11/29/2012) [-]
im american i find this offensive. therefore this post was funny goodjob op
User avatar #78 - tjboi (11/30/2012) [-]
only ONE american dose?
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