Success is.... Found it on www.facebook.com/pages/Funnyjunk/495434730490463?ref=stream. heit Atakoy, , thirty' tr. alreet,. Wow.. That is completely accurate for me and my history.. Losing my virginity this weekend and I'm 20.
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#42 - PredatorGoblin (11/30/2012) [-]
It goes from funny to happy to sad.
User avatar #44 - manofparody ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Wow.. That is completely accurate for me and my history.. Losing my virginity this weekend and I'm 20.
#46 to #44 - godof (11/30/2012) [-]
YAAAAA BUDDY
YAAAAA BUDDY
User avatar #50 to #44 - fudgecrow (11/30/2012) [-]
Dumb question from another recent v-card loser: how's that change your perspective?
User avatar #71 to #50 - manofparody ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Honestly, I'm hooking up with a chick that is really into me, and I wasn't back in the day, but as I matured she started seeming more attractive to me. I honestly wanted to lose my virginity to someone I fell in love with, but instead I won't be. Sure, we might fall in love, but I won't be waiting until I do fall in love with her to have sex.
Thing is, (As a side note, I do not believe in 12/21/12 in any way, but it does open your eyes to mortality) the whole "ending of the world" thing got to me. I don't believe in it, but it makes you realize that you're mortal, and you will die someday. I don't know when I will die, but I don't want to take any chances on waiting and dying without ever having tasted the great fruit that everyone talks about.

Also a side note, I've never been a pervert, or promiscuous, and I'm usually very mature. I see people change drastically when they lose their V-card, but I don't believe I will change.
User avatar #48 to #44 - Userjames (11/30/2012) [-]
first rule, don't get way too excited. it ruins things.
second, thinking too much ruins it.
lastly, remember porn. Those long ass intros are there for a reason.

HAVE FUN. ITS ADDICTING FYI.
#72 to #48 - manofparody ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Thanks, sir
Thanks, sir
User avatar #54 to #44 - pimpvader (11/30/2012) [-]
I just lost mine last year, I was 16... I really wished I waited till I was 20... Good for you
User avatar #73 to #54 - manofparody ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Thank you. I have had the chances to lose it earlier, MUCH earlier, but I chose to wait. My recent existential crisis made me consider my own mortality, and realized I don't want to die without experiencing it, so I want to get it out of the way.
#75 to #44 - manofparody ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
My first thought when I saw, "9 people replied to your post"
#57 to #44 - stubbyftw ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #60 to #44 - theangryrussian (11/30/2012) [-]
I salute you sir...
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#61 to #44 - reiconex (11/30/2012) [-]
Good job, mate
User avatar #62 to #44 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Make sure he uses lube or your ass will hurt like hell.
#74 to #62 - manofparody ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
You're a meanie
You're a meanie
User avatar #76 to #74 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Well, this is from experience. You didn't specify gender preference so I went with the funnier one.
User avatar #59 - kedarded (11/30/2012) [-]
Needs to have 2 added to it...
At age 1 success is... being alive
At age 90 success is... being alive
#3 - anon (11/29/2012) [-]
However now days at age 12 success is having sex.
#13 - rjake (11/29/2012) [-]
ALRIGHT ONE DOWN
drivers license woot
justkidding no drivers license
User avatar #11 - ryukyukids (11/29/2012) [-]
21 and a failure.
#28 to #11 - lordumpalumpa (11/29/2012) [-]
19 having friends, not a driving license cause of an illness with my legs, no sex yet, and I don´t piss in my pants
#7 - anon (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm 16 and not able to get a driverslicense because of the driving rules in my country. Does that mean that I haven't achieved succes in life?
User avatar #12 to #7 - LockonStratos (11/29/2012) [-]
That is a different case.
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#16 to #15 - shatt (11/29/2012) [-]
12: years old, not virgin
not only is that illegal in most countries it is also immoral
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User avatar #30 to #17 - frankayy (11/29/2012) [-]
You're CLEARLY that one guy who pretends to have sex but won't admit he's a virgin. Get the **** out of here.
User avatar #37 to #17 - ulquiorratheespada (11/30/2012) [-]
I think he was talking about 12 year old kids engaging in sex.
#18 to #17 - shatt (11/29/2012) [-]
**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #1781867 at MLP Brony Board ** oh   
got sex and blow job mixed up but still kind of nasty
**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #1781867 at MLP Brony Board ** oh
got sex and blow job mixed up but still kind of nasty
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#23 to #19 - guidoforlife (11/29/2012) [-]
hahah is that what she's telling you?
User avatar #32 to #19 - mdauch (11/29/2012) [-]
she's got to find your dick first
#20 to #19 - shatt (11/29/2012) [-]
**shatt rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at College Branding ** oh god
#26 to #15 - Bforbacon ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
12?!?!?? What kind of Brave New World 			********		 are you preaching?
12?!?!?? What kind of Brave New World ******** are you preaching?
User avatar #33 to #15 - reican (11/29/2012) [-]
12 - telling everyone you **** their moms

16 - finally sleep

20 - get a job you hippie.
#21 to #15 - Ruspanic (11/29/2012) [-]
blow job at 12? The **** is wrong with you? That's barely out of elementary school.
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User avatar #24 to #22 - Ruspanic (11/29/2012) [-]
Evidently it wasn't clear.
Good job being a cunt.
User avatar #27 to #22 - bladebites (11/29/2012) [-]
"Hurr duur this generation sucks"
If I hear this one more time I swear to God.
#35 to #27 - Vanquix (11/29/2012) [-]
but it does. not the entirety of it, but a lot of it. it cant be denied
User avatar #45 to #35 - yunogasaii (11/30/2012) [-]
Every generation has horrible stuff in it. It's just that there's newer stuff that the generation gets hated by. Even the 90's, 80's, 70's, any generation has bad things about it.
#52 to #45 - Vanquix (11/30/2012) [-]
i think that most of that stuff is sex and drugs (in my opinion, murder and crimes like it CANNOT be included in a list of what is wrong with a generation, as these are things that happen coonstantly no matter what). but notice that the bar has been slowing getting lower and the line getting blurred. younger kids doing bad things and having sex and doing drugs and all the other vicious stuff you hear about.
User avatar #53 to #52 - yunogasaii (11/30/2012) [-]
As long as kids under 12 don't do drugs, have a nice education, and be nice to their elders I think that that would clear up a lot of hate for this gen.
#55 to #53 - Vanquix (11/30/2012) [-]
that pretty much sums up the problems with that generation, haha. and i know that other generations have had the same problem, but its gotten WAY worse from these two generations than the generations before. and like i said, not everybody in that generation is like this.
User avatar #56 to #55 - yunogasaii (11/30/2012) [-]
For example, some kids I know (from my lil' bro) that are 12 are really nice kids. And not all 8 year old girls wear thongs (unfortunately for some people)
#58 to #56 - Vanquix (11/30/2012) [-]
exactly. and its really sad that kids like that have to be grouped together, not only when the generation is being judged/described, but also LITERALLY in schools and such. im 18, and before i graduated i had friends that were 14-17 that liked to hang out with my other friends and i instead of their class because it was just so uncomfortable.
User avatar #63 to #35 - bladebites (11/30/2012) [-]
All generations have annoying crap. I'm not denying the stupidity of this generation, I'm saying people need to shut the hell up about it already. Hearing people bitch about it and "mourn" how life was in their childhoods is getting just as annoying as what they're whining about.
User avatar #43 to #35 - ienjoyrofling (11/30/2012) [-]
Every generation ******* blows to the one before it. Ever watched 'Leave it to Beaver' on TVLand before? His dad CONSTANTLY complain how his kid's generation just 'doesn't appreciate things' and this is all before we were even born. Our current generation sucks ass too, there aren't too many of us here on Funnyjunk that are a legitimate genius or an all-star athlete.
#49 to #43 - Vanquix (11/30/2012) [-]
but you dont have to be a genius or an allstar athlete. im just saying that morals and standards are just getting so low, it's sad. I was raised kind of old-timey as far as morals and stuff, and i like it. I dont consider myself "holier than thou" or anything like that, and i dont try to force my way upon anyone. i have no problem with people who are a little more new age and such, but there is DEFINITELY a line
User avatar #51 to #49 - ienjoyrofling (11/30/2012) [-]
True, I can agree to an extent, around where I live we still raise old-timey, but I agree with you.
#47 to #22 - xsynysterx (11/30/2012) [-]
in case you haven't noticed, it's kind of hard to pick up sarcasm on the internet
in case you haven't noticed, it's kind of hard to pick up sarcasm on the internet
#34 to #22 - jellyneau (11/29/2012) [-]
Should've used this face, made it clear you were joking.
#5 - atrumaliger (11/29/2012) [-]
._. I got my age twenty and age 12 mixed up.

Only replace 12 with 8.
User avatar #6 to #5 - HarvietheDinkle (11/29/2012) [-]
You know, that also implies you had sex at 8.

Did his mustache tickle?
User avatar #8 to #6 - atrumaliger (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm aware of the implications.

And, it was a her, kind sir. >:I HER mustache tickled.
User avatar #9 to #8 - atrumaliger (11/29/2012) [-]
Wait, **** .
User avatar #85 - imabser (11/30/2012) [-]
I have no friends no drivers license and i'm 19 :'(
#78 - dyssler (11/30/2012) [-]
this scale is american, i call BS on this **** , i have a driver's license but i still piss my pants when i'm drunk and i only have friends, when i get near one of these phone things, that everybody keeps talking about...

also i'm 20-24 years old
#83 to #78 - Visual (11/30/2012) [-]
You also forgot to mention that you're a faggot who takes these kinds of online graphs too seriously.
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#77 to #70 - incavis (11/30/2012) [-]
You're 7 years old?
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User avatar #80 to #67 - kynespeace (11/30/2012) [-]
Billy Madison would agree
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User avatar #64 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
I'm 20 and currently working on the 35 year old grading system. It must mean I'm an over achiever.
User avatar #41 - letmetellyouastory (11/30/2012) [-]
I think this joke is literally older than the internet.
#31 - cryptolyte (11/29/2012) [-]
So far, i have about a year left to get laid XD according to this
User avatar #38 to #31 - Awesomecarrot (11/30/2012) [-]
Meh, it'll be just as rewarding after 20 as before it
#87 to #38 - cryptolyte (11/30/2012) [-]
Or not Rewarding at all :O
User avatar #29 - flourchin (11/29/2012) [-]
This **** is older than the Internet.
User avatar #4 - MCPO (11/29/2012) [-]
Well, I fail the first 3.
User avatar #2 - missingnumeral (11/29/2012) [-]
Reminds me of Erikson's life stages


Sorry psychology major
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