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Skyrim Christmas

Flirt " iii it
Mani rum»; &lla she & gamy angel yeai' been tapping the tree
with fer We EMI years. This Christmas we do **** " way, she that
mans sits eh tsp cit the ' tree!
FLGE HO HO HO HO
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Submitted: 11/29/2012
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User avatar #13 to #7 - lospussy (11/29/2012) [-]
You know Durnehviir, and Nahagliiv and Mirmulnir and Paarthurnax,
Odahviing and Viinturuth and Vulthuryol and Sahloknir.
But do you recall,
The most famous dragon of all?
Alduin the Nord World Eater
Had a very fiendish plan.
No one in the world could stop him.
He would decimate the land.
Then one night in Sovengarde
Dovakiin came to say
"Alduin with your power so great,
You shall not prevail today"
Then Alduin got his ass kicked
By some panzy "Dragonborn"
All of Skyrim shouted out with glee.
"You killed the World Eater Alduin and prevented the End of Days."
You'll go down in History!

Merry ******* Christmas.
#52 to #13 - bensho (11/29/2012) [-]
We need to make a revision that actually fits the tune.
We need to make a revision that actually fits the tune.
#32 to #13 - macrohunter (11/29/2012) [-]
Its...beautiful!
User avatar #222 - epicfailguysbuddy (11/30/2012) [-]
On the 1st day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, an arrow in the knee..

On the 2nd day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

On the 3rd day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

On the 4th day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 4 dragon sightings, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

On the 5th day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 5 DAEDRA HEARTS, 4 dragon sightings, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

On the 6th day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 6 forsworn assholes, 5 DAEDRA HEARTS, 4 dragon sightings, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

On the 7th day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 7 bandit raiders, 6 forsworn assholes, 5 DAEDRA HEARTS, 4 dragon sightings, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

On the 8th day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 8 dragon priests, 7 bandit raiders, 6 forsworn assholes, 5 DAEDRA HEARTS, 4 dragon sightings, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

On the 9th day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 9 sweet rolls, 8 dragon priests, 7 bandit raiders, 6 forsworn assholes, 5 DAEDRA HEARTS, 4 dragon sightings, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

On the 10th day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 10 frostbite spiders, 9 sweet rolls, 8 dragon priests, 7 bandit raiders, 6 forsworn assholes, 5 DAEDRA HEARTS, 4 dragon sightings, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

On the 11th day of Skyrim the land gave unto me, 11 draugr warlords,10 frostbite spiders, 9 sweet rolls, 8 dragon priests, 7 bandit raiders, 6 forsworn assholes, 5 DAEDRA HEARTS, 4 dragon sightings, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..

ON THE 12TH DAY OF SKYRIM THE LAND GAVE UNTO MEEEEE,
(continuing below not enough space)
User avatar #242 to #222 - thepheonixking (11/30/2012) [-]
you are a wonderful human and let no one tell you differently
User avatar #223 to #222 - epicfailguysbuddy (11/30/2012) [-]
12 Dragon shouts! 11 draugr warlords,10 frostbite spiders, 9 sweet rolls, 8 dragon priests, 7 bandit raiders, 6 forsworn assholes, 5 DAEDRA HEARTS, 4 dragon sightings, 3 packs of ice wolves, 2 giants smashing, and an arrow in the knee..
User avatar #224 to #223 - epicfailguysbuddy (11/30/2012) [-]
inb4 "there are 20 shouts not 12"
User avatar #238 to #224 - TheSock ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
id probably think this was funnier if i had played skyrim...but still really creative
#18 - pharoahemonch (11/29/2012) [-]
christmas in skyrim
User avatar #111 to #8 - vampireinarm (11/29/2012) [-]
uuuuhhhh,


My Iz Le Nuhz
User avatar #156 - ilovedonkeydick (11/29/2012) [-]
DUDE, what if "Ho ho ho" is a dragon shout that forces all of us to feel jolly?
#21 - switchblayde (11/29/2012) [-]
FUS RO HO HO HO got me laughin' pretty hard, actually.

You just read all of this in Chris's voice as well.
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User avatar #27 - awesomedudeforty (11/29/2012) [-]
I really should have bought the collectors edition...I would kill for one of those statues...
#43 to #27 - Spikeydeath (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm planning on selling my alduin statue then i will buy the collectors for my new pc :D
#235 - poonjavie (11/30/2012) [-]
"gay crusty angel"..... ewww. Why crusty?!
#9 - ireality (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh... Sweet Jesus. That is..so beautiful...
Oh... Sweet Jesus. That is..so beautiful...
#177 - magicpurplecat (11/29/2012) [-]
**magicpurplecat rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Come Alive ** What I top my tree with
#35 - dlwnsgur (11/29/2012) [-]
**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Metalhead Bronies ** all i want for christmas is FUS RO DAH
User avatar #36 to #35 - yourbaus (11/29/2012) [-]
that picture is just too good
#202 - nyanpoptart (11/30/2012) [-]
What I actually top my tree with every year
#26 - foreman (11/29/2012) [-]
oh say last year.....
User avatar #47 to #26 - tacoiiimaniac (11/29/2012) [-]
"I never saw it, so it's new to me!"
#241 - jlamb (11/30/2012) [-]
this has most certiantly been posted on here, but i never use it so here
this has most certiantly been posted on here, but i never use it so here
#218 - matnotmate (11/30/2012) [-]
**matnotmate rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Oh Morde you so crazy. ** <---why this post is lame
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