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g hours ago i'
I' decided that from now on, I' m going to answer every
question like a presidential candidate. It' s kinda tum...
Bryan, What are you gunna do this weekend?"
That' s a great question and an important one. And IWILL do
something this weekend. But let me take a step back and answer
a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a
nation? As a world? This weekend Iwill do something
comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should. "
But, what are you going to do?"
What I' m going to do involves 3 things. First, its going to be
relaxing; Second, It' s going to be enjoyable; Lastly, I' m going to
make sure that it is so i don' t get into a deficit. Four
weeks ago, I said Iwas going to do something - and I did. This
weekend will be no different!"
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User avatar #7 - Ragon (11/29/2012) [-]
I read that whole thing in Obama's voice XD
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#92 to #7 - elcreepo has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #105 to #7 - admiralen (11/30/2012) [-]
mitt romneys
User avatar #65 to #7 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/29/2012) [-]
**** . I did it too. Is it some kind of mesmeric control?
User avatar #10 to #7 - maxmekker (11/29/2012) [-]
so did i, and i'll be damned if it wasnt the most amusing thing i've read on fj today.
#54 - thedeadfetuscat (11/29/2012) [-]
I read this in Obama's voice, long unnecessary pauses and everything.
User avatar #63 to #54 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/29/2012) [-]
don't forget to say uhh alot
User avatar #61 - Takemeforcola (11/29/2012) [-]
i ..well i just don't understand. I've been on this website for a few years with this name, but....no one has ever offered to take me for cola, it's all i want



i'm so lonely
#80 to #61 - lolfire (11/30/2012) [-]
**lolfire rolled a random image posted in comment #1630513 at Item Discussion **
It may not be a cola, but here, have this.
#97 to #61 - nyanpoptart (11/30/2012) [-]
I'll take you out for a cola. But no high-end brand name 			****		, we aren't all made of money.
I'll take you out for a cola. But no high-end brand name **** , we aren't all made of money.
#102 to #61 - stubbyftw (11/30/2012) [-]
Unfortunately I can't take you anywhere, but I can leave you this.

Cheer up buddy.
#68 to #61 - CrazyPsycho (11/29/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #227743 at Video Games Board ** you wanna get a cola together?
#71 to #68 - Takemeforcola (11/29/2012) [-]
a pony....really....after all this time the first one to ask is a pony......


well **** it's all i got, take my chicken when it was a chick on a teck deck
#72 to #71 - CrazyPsycho (11/29/2012) [-]
You do know that i rolled right?... i mean.. just making sure we're both on the same page here. you do know that you can't control it right?... last time i ever take pity on someone >.>
User avatar #76 to #72 - Takemeforcola (11/29/2012) [-]
and to clarify by saying "well **** it" meant i'll take the pony for cola :)
User avatar #74 to #72 - Takemeforcola (11/29/2012) [-]
herp yeah that is why i gave you my chicken. Been here three years exactly today....no **** check my profile weird **** hey
#78 to #74 - CrazyPsycho (11/30/2012) [-]
dude.. it's like.. your funnyjunk birthday!! happy FJ birthday bro!
User avatar #82 to #78 - Takemeforcola (11/30/2012) [-]
i know right, i feel like i should be doing more than sitting in my jimmers eating milkyway stars, maybe i should party
#83 to #82 - CrazyPsycho (11/30/2012) [-]
For sure. you should go to the strip club or some **** . get some poontang
User avatar #84 to #83 - Takemeforcola (11/30/2012) [-]
well i may head over to the **** section later, but we all know thats like predrinks, i may venture to the big clubs of pornhub and so on, see where the night takes me
#86 to #84 - CrazyPsycho (11/30/2012) [-]
You could lurk /b/ for a little bit too. that's always something one's only willing to do on occasion.
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#53 to #38 - iamphoenix (11/29/2012) [-]
I read it in Gary Johnson's voice.
User avatar #96 to #38 - bookyle (11/30/2012) [-]
Don't worry, Obama care covers butt hurt
User avatar #45 to #38 - neokun (11/29/2012) [-]
Obama's voice is just so... awesome...
#40 - VaultTechy (11/29/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks this is really ******* lame and Tumblr-y?
#51 to #40 - iamphoenix (11/29/2012) [-]
He's on his feet. There's nothing wrong with his legs.
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User avatar #67 to #41 - inomonym (11/29/2012) [-]
If this website is so terrible, why are you here?
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User avatar #48 to #40 - gggman (11/29/2012) [-]
looks pretty facebooky too
#26 - defeats (11/29/2012) [-]
Obama isn't even my president and yet I read this in his voice, he truly is The Man.
#70 to #26 - CrazyPsycho (11/29/2012) [-]
We all know what happens to black men that dream...
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#33 to #28 - defeats (11/29/2012) [-]






It's not a joke.
User avatar #36 to #33 - ManInKilt (11/29/2012) [-]
oh **** , wrong picture.
you guise andyour red thumbs!
such rascals!
#13 - graywacz (11/29/2012) [-]
Is it weird if I read that status in the voice of the President?
User avatar #16 to #13 - jokeface (11/29/2012) [-]
Nah that's what I did too.
#19 to #13 - poisonivyleague (11/29/2012) [-]
no. i think its kind of a givin thing to do. makes it seem like the answer to the question is actually an answer that also asks questions at the same time.
User avatar #18 to #13 - magicalsteve (11/29/2012) [-]
I read it in the voice of the guy that played obama on saturday night live...
User avatar #20 to #13 - undeadwill (11/29/2012) [-]
Well that is an excellent question and a important one. It is good that we have a nation of people like you who ask questions like that. Let me take a moment to thank everyone who asks questions like you.
User avatar #31 - JosephDecreux (11/29/2012) [-]
What i'm going to do involved three things. First, it's going to be relaxing; Secondly, it's going to be chillaxing; Lastly i'm going to be acting all cool.
User avatar #66 to #31 - feelythefeel (11/29/2012) [-]
A possible outcome of these prerequisites could be shooting some basketball outside of the school.
User avatar #29 - iloverapingmen (11/29/2012) [-]
I read it in Romney's voice.
User avatar #81 - chaossniper (11/30/2012) [-]
everyone can go home someone just won the internet
User avatar #59 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
It took me 2 ******* hours to read that in Obama's voice.
#39 - asianizer (11/29/2012) [-]
hilarious.
hilarious.
#101 - YoshiBond (11/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #100 - ningenpoop (11/30/2012) [-]
He would of definately nailed it if he put support our troops in the end
#44 - anon (11/29/2012) [-]
Whenever I read this all I hear is Obama's voice.
User avatar #46 to #44 - durrduhdurr (11/29/2012) [-]
I heard Bill Clintons..
User avatar #49 to #46 - gggman (11/29/2012) [-]
I heard george bush
User avatar #50 to #49 - durrduhdurr (11/29/2012) [-]
I heard Bush George
User avatar #52 to #50 - gggman (11/29/2012) [-]
I heard clinton's Bill
User avatar #57 to #52 - durrduhdurr (11/29/2012) [-]
Clinton heard I Bill.
User avatar #58 to #57 - gggman (11/29/2012) [-]
George heard i Bush
User avatar #62 to #58 - feelythefeel (11/29/2012) [-]
Obama Bush I Clinton.
User avatar #64 to #62 - gggman (11/29/2012) [-]
Clinton heard Obama Bush
User avatar #69 to #64 - feelythefeel (11/29/2012) [-]
I heard Clinton read Obama Bush.
User avatar #75 to #69 - gggman (11/29/2012) [-]
I Bush heard Clinton read Obama
User avatar #79 to #75 - feelythefeel (11/30/2012) [-]
Clinton heard I read Bush.
User avatar #87 to #79 - gggman (11/30/2012) [-]
Bush read I heard Clinton
User avatar #88 to #87 - feelythefeel (11/30/2012) [-]
Clinton Bush Obama I read.
User avatar #89 to #88 - gggman (11/30/2012) [-]
heard Bush read IObama
User avatar #106 to #89 - feelythefeel (11/30/2012) [-]
Obama I read heard Clinton Bush.
#1 - anon (11/29/2012) [-]
if i could post pictures, i would post a pic of the scene from spiderman 3 where parker cant get his door open, and caption it "fix this damn door"
the drawbacks of being new.
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckyoshitnigga (11/29/2012) [-]
wat
#5 to #1 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
Shut up Anon.
#3 to #1 - winsauceiswin (11/29/2012) [-]
**winsauceiswin rolled a random image posted in comment #123428 at Pokemon **
#4 to #3 - sprudlebass (11/29/2012) [-]
i love this roll
#30 - pornoranger (11/29/2012) [-]
yes, governour, but we have fewer hoses and bajonetts now, too.
User avatar #15 - yunogasaii (11/29/2012) [-]
160+ likes? How is that possible? I don't even have 40 people on my friends list.
User avatar #21 to #15 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (11/29/2012) [-]
thats hard to believe
User avatar #23 to #21 - yunogasaii (11/29/2012) [-]
I don't use FB as much as other people do, and yes it's true.
User avatar #24 to #23 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (11/29/2012) [-]
ok then
User avatar #22 to #15 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (11/29/2012) [-]
even my dad has about 100
User avatar #27 to #15 - defeats (11/29/2012) [-]
Looks like it's been shared 13 times...
#37 to #15 - killerturd (11/29/2012) [-]
MFW i see your user name
#103 - demjimmies (11/30/2012) [-]
what in the ****
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