Sushi Bazooka. . The Sushi Bazooka For when you want your friends to think you' re a sushi chef but you have no clue what you' doing.. Sushi Bazooka My expections were not fulfilled..
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Sushi Bazooka

The Sushi Bazooka
For when you want your friends to think
you' re a sushi chef but you have no clue
what you' doing.
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Submitted: 11/29/2012
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#47 - isaacbn ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
**isaacbn rolled a random image posted in comment #29708 at Slice of Life thread 3 **
User avatar #43 - madjackwack (11/30/2012) [-]
ah but the hand made sushi is made with love and passion.
#41 - anonemous (11/30/2012) [-]
**** that.......
#40 - nyanpoptart (11/30/2012) [-]
Who knew you could make Japan simple?
Who knew you could make Japan simple?
User avatar #33 - randomserb (11/30/2012) [-]
It bazooksn't.
User avatar #31 - amoussa (11/29/2012) [-]
the problem is ******* cutting the sushi so it doesn't crumble
User avatar #32 to #31 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/30/2012) [-]
When it's wrapped in seaweed and compact, it won't.
User avatar #36 to #32 - amoussa (11/30/2012) [-]
the knives I use don't cut cleanly through it, it applies the force in such a way so that it just calapses in to a mess, even when I wrapped it tightly
User avatar #39 to #36 - mckaylamaroney (11/30/2012) [-]
You need more substance in the actuall roll, eg: more rice+packed even tighter=no crumble
User avatar #38 to #36 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/30/2012) [-]
1. Sharpen it or get a better knife.
2. More cutting motion, less downward force.
3. Hold as close as possible to the cutting line.
OR
Get a cleaver and cleave it in twine.
#29 - hentaisweetie (11/29/2012) [-]
Where do I get one?!
#28 - kanatana (11/29/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #1794066 at Item Discussion ** I can make sushi pretty well, but this seems interesting.
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#26 - bdowns (11/29/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1767721 at MLP Brony Board **
User avatar #23 - noil (11/29/2012) [-]
reminds me of a fleshlight
#22 - tickleshits (11/29/2012) [-]
What have we got here
What have we got here
#21 - queenoftomboys (11/29/2012) [-]
Reminds me of a tampon applicator
#24 to #21 - dengekisushi (11/29/2012) [-]
Wow, that makes tampons look much more complicated than they really are.
Wow, that makes tampons look much more complicated than they really are.
#18 - paralars (11/29/2012) [-]
Sushi Bazooka

My expections were not fulfilled..
#19 to #18 - anonymous (11/29/2012) [-]
who is that sexy man
#34 to #19 - SheWolfie (11/30/2012) [-]
Yes... do go on
User avatar #20 to #19 - mffinmanu (11/29/2012) [-]
me.
User avatar #35 to #20 - elcreepo (11/30/2012) [-]
My boner is asking for more pics.
User avatar #46 to #35 - mffinmanu (11/30/2012) [-]
no.
User avatar #17 - Nitsua (11/29/2012) [-]
Why is there food in that penis pump?
User avatar #16 - swiekim (11/29/2012) [-]
still would find a way to **** it up...
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#12 - suphenk (11/29/2012) [-]
I want it. NAO.
I want it. NAO.
User avatar #10 - theaddviser (11/29/2012) [-]
works for me.
User avatar #6 - landartheconqueror (11/29/2012) [-]
do want
also, sushi isn't THAT complicated.
User avatar #25 to #6 - tigerlilies (11/29/2012) [-]
watch the documentary Jiro Dreams of Sushi (its on Netflix) and you'd be surprised
User avatar #42 to #25 - kabageguy (11/30/2012) [-]
ive made sushi at home, its not that hard, but i do want to watch Jiro Dreams of Sushi, how good is it?
User avatar #49 to #42 - tigerlilies (11/30/2012) [-]
its very good, its amazing how dedicated Jiro is to his sushi and the lengths he goes through to perfect it as an art.
User avatar #50 to #49 - kabageguy (11/30/2012) [-]
alrighty, ill have to watch it this weekend, I've had it on my netflix I've just never gotten to watching it
#7 to #6 - chubbycharmer (11/29/2012) [-]
Not complicated but definitely takes some skill and knowledge. It seems quite simple til you've tried to make it at home.
User avatar #13 to #7 - ManInKilt (11/29/2012) [-]
mostly patience, though.
User avatar #9 to #7 - mattseven (11/29/2012) [-]
Making normal sushi is quite easy when you know the good technique
User avatar #8 to #7 - landartheconqueror (11/29/2012) [-]
yeeeh, the first time i made sushi, it ended up being more like a salad...
#14 to #8 - yunablade (11/29/2012) [-]
Thats why I prefer making these bad boys, simplete to make and delicious
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