Genies are dicks.. Dicks are genies.. Hot dog! lamp! I get three wishes?! Well; my neighbor' s like a 10110, but she' s WAAYY out army league Can you make it so dont touch me slut
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Genies are dicks.

Genies are dicks.. Dicks are genies.. Hot dog! lamp! I get three wishes?! Well; my neighbor' s like a 10110, but she' s WAAYY out army league Can you make it so

Dicks are genies.

Tags: dont | touch | me | slut
Hot dog!
lamp!
I get three wishes?!
Well; my neighbor' s like a 10110,
but she' s WAAYY out army league
Can you make it so I can see
through ANYTHING?
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#19 - hueyfreeman (11/29/2012) [-]
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WHAT IF BLIND PEOPLE AREN'T REALLY BLIND THEY CAN JUST SEE THROUGH ANYTHING
#75 to #19 - jakols ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
Related?
User avatar #117 to #75 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
I thought that said "And no venison"
#47 to #19 - dsand (11/29/2012) [-]
It makes to much sense.
#141 to #47 - swalshy (11/29/2012) [-]
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MFW I see myself

..Love Deadpool..
User avatar #256 to #217 - swalshy (11/30/2012) [-]
no what?
User avatar #36 - fatzanzy (11/29/2012) [-]
haha, he still has a wish. He simply asked the genie "can you make it so I can see through ANYTHING" nowhere in there does it say "I wish"

Silly genie
#93 - exotic (11/29/2012) [-]
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Can't hook you up bro.
Forbidden.
User avatar #167 to #127 - xxelmarcocfcxx (11/29/2012) [-]
That was funnier than the content.
#253 to #127 - Spectricity (11/29/2012) [-]
I fell out of my chair.
#135 to #84 - Mawxter ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
#22 - djequalizee (11/29/2012) [-]
MFW this comic.
#45 - marcello (11/29/2012) [-]
"You get three wishes. And no wishing for more wishes!"    
~Genie   
   
I'd wish...   
>That the word "wish" was synonymous with the new word "splork"   
>That your previous constraint about wishing for more wishes was paired only with the word "wish" itself, and not the idea that the word represents   
>And I splork for more splorks
"You get three wishes. And no wishing for more wishes!"
~Genie

I'd wish...
>That the word "wish" was synonymous with the new word "splork"
>That your previous constraint about wishing for more wishes was paired only with the word "wish" itself, and not the idea that the word represents
>And I splork for more splorks
User avatar #85 to #45 - kyouko (11/29/2012) [-]
I wish for everything.
User avatar #123 to #45 - meganinja (11/29/2012) [-]
I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes at my own desire, with no other obligations to anybody, such as being forced to be a genie myself.

???

profit
#67 to #45 - vodnuth (11/29/2012) [-]
>I wish I could wish for more wishes
>I wish for more wishes
>I wish **** your rules genie
User avatar #69 to #45 - luphosalpus (11/29/2012) [-]
Can't wish for more wishes, eh? Ok.

> I wish for more wish-granting genies.
> I wish I had the power to control any matter at a subatomic level.
> **** you and your cloned genies. I don't need anymore wishes.
User avatar #53 to #45 - graydiggy (11/29/2012) [-]
Why do that when you can wish for more genies? Then you still have 2 more wishes from the first genie.
#63 to #53 - pretentiousdouche (11/29/2012) [-]
yeah, but then you don't get to say the word "splork".
User avatar #97 to #63 - graydiggy (11/29/2012) [-]
good point. Carry on. lol
#34 - ragingdrunk (11/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #39 to #34 - mutilatedjello (11/29/2012) [-]
I cant be the only one who has stare downs with this GIF.
#64 - turtlefucker (11/29/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #72 to #64 - konradkurze (11/29/2012) [-]
you got issues dude
User avatar #74 to #72 - turtlefucker (11/29/2012) [-]
Probably.
#89 to #72 - lazyvoltage (11/29/2012) [-]
The username ************ didn't tip you off?
User avatar #225 to #89 - konradkurze (11/29/2012) [-]
well ************ could have been a name like April O'meil ******* the ninja turtles.....that could have been cool

but now that i found this is a guy with a penis obsession, its ****** up
User avatar #257 to #225 - turtlefucker (11/30/2012) [-]
"Genies are Dicks"

No obsession, pal.
User avatar #258 to #257 - konradkurze (11/30/2012) [-]
kinda one of those literal translations in the meaning like chinese-english huh
#3 - felixml (11/28/2012) [-]
mfw this reaches the Frontpage
User avatar #134 - JuliusC (11/29/2012) [-]
Anything =/= to everything, anything invokes personal decisions which means his wish would actually work out
#55 - junter (11/29/2012) [-]
He said "Anything", not "Everything". "Anything" implies having the option of what to see through.

TLDR I am a terrible person who hates jokes and all of you should stop having fun.
#136 - ganjasaurus (11/29/2012) [-]
**ganjasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at The top 100 ** the **** that I would wish for...
User avatar #114 - starshroom (11/29/2012) [-]
But....he said see through ANYTHING. Not everything. And CAN implies (certainly for the wisher) that he can choose to. :( What a dick genie
User avatar #43 - Ivandrago (11/29/2012) [-]
He didn't say "So I HAVE to see through everything", just so he'd have the ability. ******** genie messed it up.
User avatar #46 to #43 - RequieminMortis (11/29/2012) [-]
He left a loophole in the wish. The genie exploited it. It's what they do.
User avatar #105 to #43 - Encarna (11/29/2012) [-]
He also didn't say "I wish" so he gets another shot at it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - rhiaanor (11/29/2012) [-]
that is the point of genies....
#182 - playcolt (11/29/2012) [-]
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He couldn't see through the lamp or his own clothes, or himself for that matter.
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