Game companies as friends. . BEARD Yen noly knew him fran the internet, since he refuses tn ever hang net offline. Buddy yen met en a read trip - ad new yen see
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Game companies as friends

BEARD
Yen noly knew him fran the
internet, since he refuses tn
ever hang net offline.
Buddy yen met en a read trip - ad
new yen seem tn an anither read
trip with him every year. Weeks
gner life disappear helene yeer eyes.
if yen were in anither warld.
Always is crawling with fleas and
ether bugs, but usually it' s net
enoegh In effect the great time
ynu' re having.
Well Friend
limes fram maney, really inan spurts.
Always pressuring yen tn hey stuff hem
me crummy stern his family ewes.
When gner ether friends spend a ht
time with him, they tend tn disappear.
gets mere flack than he
anally deserves, even theigh yne' re
pretty sure he' s a serial killer.
SEEK
new Friend from
He moved tn knwn a few years
after Nintendo. His family has
fallen en hard times lately.
ta hang nut with. since all he
wants tit W is remember "the
gene til' days." Nowadays he just
shew: up at parties, stares at his
cell pheny. and leaves.
Microsoft
Fenian Friend
Always asking fer yen tn pay fer
stuff. and the exchange rate fer
his reentry' s currency diesn' t
f) make any sense. He has a red ring
en his junk that he shewed yen
nace. Yen me didn' t speak fer
ainut weeks after that.
Amman
Friend
e, Keeps telling the same Mes
and stories year after year after
year. Yen still laugh, hut each
year a little less.
Nearly tells mas and stories that
slime gner ether friends came
up with, noly warth and while
l needling yen fer maney.
Eels really upset when yen den’:
pest ahmet him en Faceknee.
Friend mm
Ynn' known him farmer. Really
l quirky. always trying tn reinvent
himself, hut still fun tn hang net
with. Yen feel like he never really
grew up. but that' s nkay. yen have
ether friends fer when yen wanna
Ila "mature" stuff.
Sei' -( Ill mend
Always has tn fix samething
whenever yen want tn tin anything.
Hard In trust him after he ht innr
credit card get stelin a few years
age. At least he diesn' t make yen
pay fer anything.
Ea Yemen!
f V (' loyal. friendly,
l and the intern! laves him.
s WW
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User avatar #3 - xgeneration (11/29/2012) [-]
>cat
>loyal and friendly
User avatar #7 to #3 - commontroll (11/29/2012) [-]
My cat comes when I call his name and whenever I'm not at home for a week or two, he just spends every day lying on my bed, only getting up for food and usually to take a **** in my bathtub.
User avatar #280 to #7 - someanon (11/30/2012) [-]
My cat will come whenever I call her name and shes nice to everyone she has ever met. Then again she was a very young kitten when I got her (my sister's cat had kittens and the place the cat had decided to keep its kittens was in my closet) and the dog spent almost all its time with her (he likes spending time with the cats if everyone else is doing something), so that's probably where she got it from. though i'm not aware of what she does when i'm not there, i haven't yet found any **** hidden anywhere.
User avatar #281 to #280 - commontroll (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh, he doesn't hide the **** . He just leaves it right in the damn bathtub. At least it's easy to clean.
User avatar #282 to #281 - someanon (11/30/2012) [-]
though why the bathtub of all places?
#283 to #282 - commontroll (11/30/2012) [-]
One of life's great mysteries...   
   
MFW I check the bathtub in the morning...
One of life's great mysteries...

MFW I check the bathtub in the morning...
#284 to #283 - someanon (11/30/2012) [-]
to be fair cats probably see most of what we do as a mystery or making no sense. he probably thinks what hes doing is perfectly normal. my cat seems to be incapable of understanding that waffles are not cat food(i still have no idea why a cat would want a waffle when she has a full food dish that she normally has no problem eating out of, i can't make waffles without my cat trying to steal one, only waffles though)
to be fair cats probably see most of what we do as a mystery or making no sense. he probably thinks what hes doing is perfectly normal. my cat seems to be incapable of understanding that waffles are not cat food(i still have no idea why a cat would want a waffle when she has a full food dish that she normally has no problem eating out of, i can't make waffles without my cat trying to steal one, only waffles though)
#111 - vladhellsing ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
Ubisoft.

Has a lot of great ideas, but keeps making piss-poor decisions.
User avatar #127 to #111 - ixcarnifexxi (11/29/2012) [-]
Go play Ghost Recon: Future Soldier, I dare you. Then tell me that they made a poor decision there.
User avatar #130 to #127 - demonictoasters (11/29/2012) [-]
I have and they did, it was out dated and buggy as hell. Ghost Recon Future Soldier was a huge letdown.
User avatar #188 to #130 - ixcarnifexxi (11/29/2012) [-]
Ehh, ok yea I'll agree it was buggy. But it was one of those games that could have a lot of potential if more people bought it, therefore increasing the company's budget so that they can invest in better servers. One thing I don't understand is the "optimal resolution updates" or whatever, then it says to install the game to your harddrive for a better audio performance? Last time I checked; optimal and audio are completely different. If the game wasn't laggy and the matchmaking was better; I'd give it a solid 10/10
User avatar #225 to #127 - vladhellsing ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
I did play it and they did make several poor decisions; chiefly being that it's nota ******* Ghost Recon game. Go play the previous Ghost Recon games (the first one in particular) and tell me they didn't **** up spectacularly and, instead of delivering the type of balls-to-the-walls intense tactical thriller that's characterised the series thus far, opted to make a 3rd-person shooter for the retard demographic.
User avatar #161 to #111 - tredbear (11/29/2012) [-]
I am getting Farcry 3
User avatar #121 to #111 - demonictoasters (11/29/2012) [-]
Far Cry 3 will hopefully bring them retribution for their choices.
#143 to #121 - senorfrog (11/29/2012) [-]
FarCry3 WOOOOOOT, preordered deluxe edition on Steam.
User avatar #287 to #143 - demonictoasters (11/30/2012) [-]
I preordered it, but I am eventually going to get the Insane Edition :D.
User avatar #163 to #143 - tredbear (11/29/2012) [-]
I pre-Ordered the regular PC version, i did not have enough for the deluxe PC version, but oh well, there is always DLC.
User avatar #128 to #121 - Nickdowgg (11/29/2012) [-]
I watched a trailer and it looks like Vaas will be another "Tyler Durden" type thing. I'm basiclly saying that Jason and Vaas are probably the same person, unless I got confused durring the trailer.
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User avatar #137 to #111 - ishalltroll (11/29/2012) [-]
>Assassin's Creed series
>Splinter Cell series
>Ghost Recon series
>Rayman series
>Far Cry series
>Ubisoft is like the only big thing left in the gaming business that doesn't just remake the same games every year without any innovation.
#180 to #137 - mrbull (11/29/2012) [-]
Although creative and great with their titles, they do shoehorn several disadvantages into their games. Plus, they're super ****** on people who don't own consoles.
User avatar #147 to #137 - grimgrey (11/29/2012) [-]
Rockstar?
#257 to #137 - Blue Blur (11/29/2012) [-]
< Also this. The reason they're my second favourite games developer after Naughty Dog. Now that Rayman Legends isn't far away, Ubisoft better continue making this sequel.
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User avatar #236 to #137 - vladhellsing ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
Looking forward to WatchDogs next year, Ubisoft hasen't done anything this exciting since unveiling Assassin's Creed back in '06.
User avatar #191 to #137 - furyofthestorm (11/29/2012) [-]
He said they are good but make ****** decisions.
For example, far cry 3, probably the dumbest looking lazy multiplayer in the world.
The game it self sounds good, but they made some stupid decisions on the multiplayer.
Ghost Recon, good innovative game. They give server control to the best connection host, which in the end gives you 20 lag filled games with perfect camo smg spammers.

Good company, bad decisions.
User avatar #159 to #137 - LegititmateKyle (11/29/2012) [-]
Several ac titles, sc titles, rm titles, and far cry titles. I don't see your point. I agree they make good games but that don't seem all that innovative.
#50 - jakols (11/29/2012) [-]
#20 - IceViper (11/29/2012) [-]
EA--&gt; 			******		 			******		 friend, steals all of your money and turns great games into gay ones by installing premium &quot;buy your way to victory&quot; memberships and also has retarded codes that dont allow you to lend your friends the game to let them try it out.    
   
EA makes me rage so hard, 			****		 EA
EA--> ****** ****** friend, steals all of your money and turns great games into gay ones by installing premium "buy your way to victory" memberships and also has retarded codes that dont allow you to lend your friends the game to let them try it out.

EA makes me rage so hard, **** EA
User avatar #23 to #20 - googleoverlords ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
why the red thumbs this post is the truth
User avatar #25 to #23 - Lulzilla (11/29/2012) [-]
Secret EA spies that thumb down negative comment about them.
User avatar #26 to #25 - googleoverlords ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
as silly as that sounds i can almost believe it, they are that rich you know
User avatar #27 to #26 - Lulzilla (11/29/2012) [-]
But no amount of money will quench their thirst for money. Granted I'd rather have them be in business with ****** business ethic that I can deal with then to go out of business and have good people lose their jobs.
User avatar #30 to #20 - walhor (11/29/2012) [-]
Worst thing was back in the day, there was a great game with a nice concept called 'Dungeon keeper' EA bought it and the man who was leading this game left. dungeon keeper 2 was a flop and they have the license to make more but dosent. The guy who left was also the guy who made games such as Black and White. Really great games back in the day, and still is tbh.
#35 to #20 - hewhoepicfails (11/29/2012) [-]
Plus the evil they commited against Westwood Studios and the Red Alert series!
User avatar #95 to #35 - basstard (11/29/2012) [-]
*sniff * 'sup?
User avatar #36 to #20 - daentraya (11/29/2012) [-]
I tried to count all their sims expansion packs. I gave up..
#231 - julianak (11/29/2012) [-]
Cats also can't count to 3.

Bah dum tss.

...I'll find the door.
#251 - brothergrimm ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
#31 - thespianation (11/29/2012) [-]
My. Cat...
#45 to #31 - mooghens (11/29/2012) [-]
The internet loves him.   
   
A little bit too much   
   
   
   
   
inappropriately
The internet loves him.

A little bit too much




inappropriately
#63 to #45 - VaultTechy (11/29/2012) [-]
That split second of eye contact he makes with the camera is absolutely terrifying.
That split second of eye contact he makes with the camera is absolutely terrifying.
#141 - brisineo (11/29/2012) [-]
The war veteran from down the street. Told the most amazing stories about various wars, and always welcomed you into his house without question, showing off his guns and war prizes. Been all around to foreign countries and even was a high ranked commander when he was a youngin' like yourself.

One day, however, you see him and EA talking, and when they leave in EA's car, Westwood never returned. Soon after, in EA's store, you find Westwood's drill sergeant hat for sale along with books that held the same stories and spin offs, but lacked that magic that the veteran gave in his. You want to confront EA about it, but instead you silently give in and hat and stories in toe, you can only reminisce on the good old days with ol' Westwood.
#184 to #141 - intrepidy (11/29/2012) [-]
I miss you Westwood. You had my childhood.
#247 - bitchplzzz (11/29/2012) [-]
I didn't know what the **** Zynga was until this post.
User avatar #198 - cristianpopescu (11/29/2012) [-]
Implying cats are loyal and friendly.
User avatar #200 to #198 - mrmcdubley (11/29/2012) [-]
More like a dog id say
User avatar #260 - pinkiepiethecunt (11/29/2012) [-]
And of course good ol' Rockstar you rarely see him but when you do its always a great day.
#196 - cometfire (11/29/2012) [-]
The Microsoft one didn't make any sense to me.
The Microsoft one didn't make any sense to me.
User avatar #216 to #196 - spartusee (11/29/2012) [-]
You know, the Micro Soft transaction thing? I think that is the foreign exchange thing they are talking about. And the red ring is what an older model 360 would do some times if it broke. Don't quote me on that though.
#169 - macrohunter (11/29/2012) [-]
Didn't laugh. Loved it anyway.
#132 - deathrinderalta (11/29/2012) [-]
**deathrinderalta rolls 6**

for the glory of gaben
User avatar #110 - MusicalWeasel (11/29/2012) [-]
>cat
>Loyal
>Friendly
what the **** ? apparently OP doesn't know what the **** a cat is.
#112 to #110 - anon (11/29/2012) [-]
Apparently...... shut the **** up loser CATS ARE AWESOME
User avatar #116 to #112 - gettinglolz (11/29/2012) [-]
He is not saying cats are not awesome, is just that cats are not loyal, and not always friendly, they just do whatever the **** they want, dogs on the other hand ARE loyal and friendly :)
#126 to #116 - anon (11/29/2012) [-]
Cats can be like that too, they just don't need you to be the boss of the pack.
User avatar #138 to #126 - colegaleener (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh, but you ARE the boss.
User avatar #122 to #110 - jittersfj (11/29/2012) [-]
Shoulda' been a dog.
#90 - tanabata (11/29/2012) [-]
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#33 - tiddycats (11/29/2012) [-]
I stopped hanging out with EA after he murdered Westwood.
******* bastard.
#40 to #33 - skuzze (11/29/2012) [-]
R.I.P Bullfrog.
User avatar #38 to #33 - ivoryhammer (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh man they killed Pandemic? those guys made the Battlefront games.
User avatar #39 to #38 - nedmisthabaws (11/29/2012) [-]
And "The Saboteur". They were going to make a second game, but EA stopped them.
#46 to #33 - cobraghost ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
I am become death.

Very cute and sex.
#87 - MysticTomatoe (11/29/2012) [-]
Cats? Loyal?
User avatar #91 to #87 - soosay (11/29/2012) [-]
I laughed at this a lot harder then I should have!
#74 - midnightdove (11/29/2012) [-]
I think you have Cats wrong.   
Friendly?   
I mean, just look a these ferocious bastards
I think you have Cats wrong.
Friendly?
I mean, just look a these ferocious bastards
#133 to #74 - bigken (11/29/2012) [-]
MY GOD, THIS IS A REAL SLOBBER KNOCKER!
#166 - driplone (11/29/2012) [-]
An old friend who's now a douchebag (square enix)
An old friend who's now a douchebag (square enix)
User avatar #170 to #166 - angelojuusan (11/29/2012) [-]
Actually, he's kinda that friend who always tells really cool stories, but recently, he started making less and less sense. I mean, it was cool when it was you and three of your buddies saving the world from the forces of darkness, but now? You swear he's on something that just isn't working for him now.
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