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Sent to me by a friend, not sure of original origin yet still funny

Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
l. Her eyes were like twp brawn circles wrth big black dats in the center.
3. Her face was a perfect rival, like a circle that had its we sides gently
by a
A. Fram the attic came an unearthly hem. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal
quality, like when : u' re an vacating in anither city and Jeopardy comes on at
T-. 00 pm- instead of 7: 30.
s. jaw and Mary had never met. They were like me hummingbirds whim had aha
never met.
5. She had a deep, threw, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
hetare up-
7. The ballerina ruse gracefully en paired and extended tine slender leg behind
her, like a dag at a fire hydrant.
E- He was as Ia. me as a duck: Not the metaphorical lame duck, .either, but a real
duck that was actually lame. Maybe ham stepping an a land mine in
samething.
I Her was as bad as, like, whatever-
ID. She grew an him like she was a coldnt pf E. cell and he was ream-
Cambrian beef.
The revelatory that his marriage 30 years had disintegrated because pf his
wife' s infidelity came as a rude shack, like a surcharge at a formerly
much ATM.
Ti?. The lamppost sat there, like an inanimate abject.
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User avatar #1 - thesilentghost **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [-]
This is as funny as something that might be found humorous.
User avatar #19 - unknownmercury (11/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
One of my favorite ones ever:

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
#65 - shiftyscent (11/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef."   
That may be the best likeness to upstarting love that I've ever heard.
"She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef."
That may be the best likeness to upstarting love that I've ever heard.
#48 - AresX (11/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"compressed by a Thigh Master"
"compressed by a Thigh Master"
#81 - redclover (11/29/2012) [-]
huehuehue
#52 - slipperyjoe (11/29/2012) [-]
Whoever wrote #4 is going places.
Whoever wrote #4 is going places.
#114 - sausageplant (11/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is not really bad. It's just bad for a serious text. For a funny text this would be great
This is not really bad. It's just bad for a serious text. For a funny text this would be great
#5 - VolcomSkaterThree (11/29/2012) [-]
I really hope this makes the front page, because I didn't laugh this hard on my whole way here from there.
#78 - anssi (11/29/2012) [-]
fix'd
User avatar #29 - thewellhungarian (11/29/2012) [-]
#9 was actually kinda clever
User avatar #87 - KayRed (11/29/2012) [-]
The people who wrote these could either be geniuses or idiots.
User avatar #18 - titsmcghee (11/29/2012) [-]
these arent bad... these are genius.
#58 - elizabethsiber (11/29/2012) [-]
Number 9 was my favorite. I thought it was actually very clever.
Number 9 was my favorite. I thought it was actually very clever.
User avatar #68 - poutinesalad (11/29/2012) [-]
I love how some of them put it so eloquently at first, but then abruptly derail the sentence
User avatar #116 - bubblefoxee (11/29/2012) [-]
And it floated in the air in the same way a brick does not.
-Douglas Adams.
User avatar #123 - bananamilkshake (11/29/2012) [-]
#9 was actually pretty clever
User avatar #14 - MattSwan (11/29/2012) [-]
His body hit the ground like a Hefty bag full of soup.
#98 - teddykid (11/29/2012) [-]
Wait, you mean to tell me that Jeopardy comes on at 7:30 in other places?
User avatar #54 - unclegloops (11/29/2012) [-]
Bad? These are fucking brilliant.
#8 - farmermcguffen (11/29/2012) [-]
why are these so goddamn funny
why are these so goddamn funny
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