Kids these days.... Sent to me by a friend, not sure of original origin yet still funny. Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students l. Her eyes were l Kids these days Sent to me by a friend not sure of original origin yet still funny Really Bad Analogies Written High School Students l Her eyes were
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Kids these days.... Sent to me by a friend, not sure of original origin yet still funny. Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students l. Her eyes were l

Sent to me by a friend, not sure of original origin yet still funny

Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
l. Her eyes were like twp brawn circles wrth big black dats in the center.
3. Her face was a perfect rival, like a circle that had its we sides gently
by a
A. Fram the attic came an unearthly hem. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal
quality, like when : u' re an vacating in anither city and Jeopardy comes on at
T-. 00 pm- instead of 7: 30.
s. jaw and Mary had never met. They were like me hummingbirds whim had aha
never met.
5. She had a deep, threw, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
hetare up-
7. The ballerina ruse gracefully en paired and extended tine slender leg behind
her, like a dag at a fire hydrant.
E- He was as Ia. me as a duck: Not the metaphorical lame duck, .either, but a real
duck that was actually lame. Maybe ham stepping an a land mine in
samething.
I Her was as bad as, like, whatever-
ID. She grew an him like she was a coldnt pf E. cell and he was ream-
Cambrian beef.
The revelatory that his marriage 30 years had disintegrated because pf his
wife' s infidelity came as a rude shack, like a surcharge at a formerly
much ATM.
Ti?. The lamppost sat there, like an inanimate abject.
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