Messi. Not main. Masai arriving at middle east. Yet another Messi situation in the Middle East.
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#44 - thepyras (11/29/2012) [-]
Yet another Messi situation in the Middle East.
User avatar #72 to #44 - adunsaveme (11/29/2012) [-]
Anyone who hates this joke should be thrown to the Lionels
#122 to #44 - joyfullreaper (11/29/2012) [-]
Well looks like someone else already posted this one   
I don't care this is an awesome comment
Well looks like someone else already posted this one
I don't care this is an awesome comment
User avatar #70 to #44 - rawrzasauranasaur (11/29/2012) [-]
Where's carlos when you need him
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#85 to #44 - monkeyller (11/29/2012) [-]
I want to laugh too, but i dont get it
User avatar #87 to #85 - padrerebelscumole (11/29/2012) [-]
messi , mess , messy situation in middle east.
#199 to #87 - monkeyller (11/29/2012) [-]
Oooooh! **** , I'm stupid
Thank you, sir, and have a good day
User avatar #75 to #44 - feffog (11/29/2012) [-]
thanks for not putting a ******* carlos picture in this content, thumb for you
#86 to #44 - witzelsucht (11/29/2012) [-]
Actually something hilarious on FJ, thumb for you sir.
Actually something hilarious on FJ, thumb for you sir.
#102 to #44 - inbardo (11/29/2012) [-]
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#145 to #44 - Rascal (11/29/2012) [-]
i don't get it
#67 to #44 - thefunnyside (11/29/2012) [-]
That was actually funny
That was actually funny
#76 to #44 - mrsockz (11/29/2012) [-]
Very good sir!
#49 to #44 - salsawin (11/29/2012) [-]
I lol'd
#241 to #44 - commontroll ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Huh... I was assuming it would be a Carlos picture...
User avatar #242 to #241 - thepyras (11/30/2012) [-]
I don't really like bandwagons, or Carlos for that matter.
User avatar #243 to #242 - commontroll ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Thank God. I would reply to those, but I think nobody understood I was being serious when I would say, "You better stop with this **** Carlos..."
User avatar #244 to #243 - thepyras (11/30/2012) [-]
I tend to just overlook them, their puns are always forced.
User avatar #77 to #44 - tankeruber (11/29/2012) [-]
10/10 lol'd hearily.
#45 to #44 - HARMONYHARMONY (11/29/2012) [-]
Holy 			****		 well done.
Holy **** well done.
#37 - manbearpiglet (11/29/2012) [-]
3 seconds later....
3 seconds later....
User avatar #117 to #37 - hoykun (11/29/2012) [-]
I guess marvin became Open minded
User avatar #33 to #7 - ilikearabs (11/29/2012) [-]
you dont ******* know how much i laghed..... i ******* love u
#63 to #33 - chiefderpington (11/29/2012) [-]
my paints skillz are awful
#1 - xkmarcus (11/28/2012) [-]
I don't know why this is making me laugh so much, but it just is   
   
Take the only football gif I have
I don't know why this is making me laugh so much, but it just is

Take the only football gif I have
#103 to #1 - inbardo (11/29/2012) [-]
Thanks for the gif, dude
User avatar #158 to #1 - thepyras (11/29/2012) [-]
It makes me angry that a grown man would fake a hit like that. I think if your opponent fakes you hitting them, you should be allowed to hit them while they're on the ground.
User avatar #211 to #158 - kztroll (11/29/2012) [-]
For all that it matters the Italian in the blue jersey didn't take a dive, you can clearly see he stretched a hamstring muscle he even grabs it as he falls down, however the others are dirty scum divers except for the guy who missed the ball that was comedy right there.
#43 to #1 - organicglory (11/29/2012) [-]
i think you meant soccer
#71 to #43 - organicglory (11/29/2012) [-]
jesus christ i made it so obvious it was a joke
User avatar #97 to #71 - ismet (11/29/2012) [-]
PERHAPS PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOUR JOKES.
#2 to #1 - vedgetable (11/28/2012) [-]
commense football dump.
commense football dump.
#27 to #2 - hakx (11/29/2012) [-]
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#3 to #2 - vedgetable (11/28/2012) [-]
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#4 to #3 - vedgetable (11/28/2012) [-]
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#5 to #4 - vedgetable (11/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #5 - philliyoMLB (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm an amerifag and a I hate soccer but holy **** I love these gifs.
User avatar #21 to #9 - bonjangles (11/29/2012) [-]
You mean you just hate Soccer ^_^

Not all Americans hate Football*
#12 to #5 - gammagammalover (11/29/2012) [-]
do you know what match and player that is?
User avatar #14 to #12 - lollidrop (11/29/2012) [-]
I think it's Ibrahimovic for Ajax
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz5VL3mcso4
#17 to #14 - gammagammalover (11/29/2012) [-]
-_- of course it was. No offense to any of his fans, I just can't stand him
User avatar #104 to #17 - crellow (11/29/2012) [-]
I get why some people can't stand him, he has got some attitude .. But hey, look at that gif, that's why I ******* love him!
User avatar #20 to #17 - bonjangles (11/29/2012) [-]
fuuu
User avatar #196 to #17 - vedgetable (11/29/2012) [-]
offence taken anyway lol
#54 to #4 - captainromance (11/29/2012) [-]
amateurs
amateurs
User avatar #16 to #4 - hahameg (11/29/2012) [-]
IBRAH<3
User avatar #22 to #16 - bonjangles (11/29/2012) [-]
Ibra cadabra

What an amazing goal he scored in that game.
User avatar #195 to #16 - vedgetable (11/29/2012) [-]
i dont think that was ibra
User avatar #207 to #195 - hahameg (11/29/2012) [-]
It was Zlatan Ibrahimovic, I watched the game...
User avatar #208 to #207 - vedgetable (11/29/2012) [-]
:\ oh. i couldnt see his nose so i thought it wasnt him
User avatar #258 to #207 - vedgetable (12/05/2012) [-]
no dude ur wrong that was mexes
User avatar #259 to #258 - hahameg (12/06/2012) [-]
Dude yer rong, it waz soooo Ibrah. Lyk dude. i no.
User avatar #260 to #259 - vedgetable (12/06/2012) [-]
look at the name and kit number
#26 to #2 - KingBoo (11/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #19 - gggman (11/29/2012) [-]
now that's a combo breaker
#13 - shadowpanda (11/29/2012) [-]
Um... did I miss something, why does he have so much security there?
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#154 to #34 - Rascal (11/29/2012) [-]
That is correct. They will crush him to death if he was left alone.

To the guy saying he is not a Muslim.....SMH. I was thought by a Jewish math teacher in Kuwait. Explain that.
User avatar #18 to #13 - senortanto (11/29/2012) [-]
he's not muslim
User avatar #15 to #13 - MurphyUK (11/29/2012) [-]
I am guessing it is because he is a high target for kidnapping, and he is in the middle east.
#73 - venoshto (11/29/2012) [-]
pretty relevant
#8 - sirhyden (11/28/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a Ballarina and a international football star?    
   
When the Ballarina falls she doesn't cry like a little bitch.
What's the difference between a Ballarina and a international football star?

When the Ballarina falls she doesn't cry like a little bitch.
User avatar #42 to #8 - onceman ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
Actually Messi is very well know for getting kicked and pulled and not letting himself fall.
User avatar #119 to #42 - sirhyden (11/29/2012) [-]
I'll be honest I go out of my way to not follow it, I work in a Pub and I've seen enough of it to last a lifetime. Glass men kicking a ball around a field, it aint for me.
#79 - eccleston (11/29/2012) [-]
Only relevant pic I have.


Would be cool if someone added a "THIS IS SPARTA" text down here.
User avatar #116 to #79 - PARTYHARD (11/29/2012) [-]
You Can't really blame Llorente, he is 6ft 5.
User avatar #123 to #116 - eccleston (11/29/2012) [-]
The one who hit Messi was Amorebieta, but your argument is still valid (Amorebieta is 6ft 3).
User avatar #198 to #123 - PARTYHARD (11/29/2012) [-]
To right, I saw a big longish haired guy in a bilbao shirt and assumed it was Lorente
#83 to #79 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
best i could do man
#93 to #83 - eccleston (11/29/2012) [-]
Nice one!
Nice one!
User avatar #80 to #79 - LATIF (11/29/2012) [-]
THIS IS SPARTA
#48 - Ilubeitup (11/29/2012) [-]
Even when he is surrounded Messi never dives. Impressive.
#183 - zependium (11/29/2012) [-]
Wow, that sure must be a very messi situation
#240 to #183 - drbloodmussle (11/30/2012) [-]
**** you Carlos, you ******* comment/thumb stealing whore
User avatar #191 to #183 - takesomemorewater (11/29/2012) [-]
I hate to be a party pooper but this can be seen in one of the very first comments...
User avatar #185 to #183 - kolpster (11/29/2012) [-]
**** , NOT AGAIN CARLOS!
#189 to #183 - lordalgis (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh Carlos!
#148 - dengekisushi (11/29/2012) [-]
Wait, who's Messi?
Wait, who's Messi?
User avatar #171 to #148 - georgepowizzy (11/29/2012) [-]
Best footballer/soccer player in the world from Argentina, he plays for Barcelona
#160 to #148 - sirhyden (11/29/2012) [-]
Some Soccer bitch. MFW stating my opinion that soccer is **** and I get red thumbs.
User avatar #193 to #160 - theshadowed (11/29/2012) [-]
*Football
#197 to #193 - sirhyden (11/29/2012) [-]
Na dude, It's Soccer, there is more sports claiming the name Football, and the deserve it an awful lot more. You know taking skill and commitment and they don't even get payed. Those glass ******* wouldn't last 3 seconds playing proper sport, spoilt little pricks.
User avatar #206 to #197 - theshadowed (11/29/2012) [-]
Football is a sport played by everyone in the world apart from 'Mericah. They call it 'Soccer'. You're wrong
User avatar #215 to #206 - sirhyden (11/29/2012) [-]
Nope, we(Irish) call it Soccer as well, because we have our own Football(GAA) there's a good few other countries with their own football besides America, Take your head out of your ass and don't assume you are right.
User avatar #216 to #215 - theshadowed (11/29/2012) [-]
Well, Fifa have a World Cup, so the vast, vast majority of countries have Football as actual Football. Why don't you stop acting so retarded
User avatar #217 to #216 - sirhyden (11/29/2012) [-]
Well the vast majority of Germany thought hitler was right in the 1930s, so **** off using that majority ***** . Just because something is popular doesn't mean its good.
User avatar #218 to #217 - theshadowed (11/29/2012) [-]
You're ******* retarded. Completely different, how can you even compare them?!
User avatar #231 to #218 - sirhyden (11/30/2012) [-]
Just saying. Also why don't you get out and expierence the world, there's more in it than those ******* retards you idolise.
#89 - witzelsucht (11/29/2012) [-]
Messi's good and all, but I personally prefer Ronaldo over Messi, and I don't get why he gets so much hate. Gif unrelated   
   
   
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Messi's good and all, but I personally prefer Ronaldo over Messi, and I don't get why he gets so much hate. Gif unrelated


Prepares for rage and butthurt comments
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User avatar #106 to #89 - lordawesome (11/29/2012) [-]
I really don't like Ronaldo. He's a good play, a really good player, but he plays for himself and not the team. The arrogance of this guy is unbelievable. Good player, but a bit of a dick. Messi for me.
User avatar #121 to #89 - guto (11/29/2012) [-]
Messi just know how to play in Barcelona, put him in other team and he's nothing, Ronaldo really know how to play, he does not depend on his team to decide a match.

bring the red thumbs, Barcelona is the media's team nowadays, they were just Real Madrid's bitch some years ago, have grown a bit, but once the fad passes, they return to the little bitch they always were.
User avatar #177 to #121 - TLJM (11/29/2012) [-]
this last year he´s been playing great for argentina. even when the whole team is playing **** he manages to get the team going and still plays incredible, and not for his own good, but for the team. plus he is a great captain

to me it looks like ronaldo is one of the most selfish players in the world...
and i personaly hate ronaldo
#184 to #177 - guto (11/29/2012) [-]
I like players like Cristiano Ronaldo, he reminds me of Ronaldo from Brazil, dude, he was the best football player I have ever seen, no one was so skilled like him and never will, he was selfish and **** , but, he did the job like no one, this kind of players who can play almost alone is the kind of player that is awesome, you could put Ronaldo on any team he played well. (hope you could understand my point, my english is poor)

<-- Best football player ever
User avatar #187 to #184 - TLJM (11/29/2012) [-]
my english is poorer dont worry
i like very much ronaldo also, when he played with zidane, raul, roberto carlos, beckham, etc etc BUT i dont think he was as selfish as ronaldo is now. when i see him i just wish he breaks his knee or something like that, he generates me hate

buut i also think that messi can play great in ANY team, his skills and ball control is incredible. i would like to see messi at the english footbal arsenal or chelsee
#141 to #121 - randomprick (11/29/2012) [-]
Well, Ronaldo is a great player but he also plays in a team with Özil, Benzema, Di María, Marcelo and 4 world champions (Ramos, Alonso, Casillas & Arbeloa) and also with a great couch as Jose Mourinho. Of course he is able to decide matches by himself but Messi does too
User avatar #126 to #89 - akg **User deleted account** (11/29/2012) [-]
Messi scores more goals, is more involved in gameplay and has recently performed better on his national team. Why would you prefer CR?
#90 to #89 - randomprick (11/29/2012) [-]
Ronaldo is an awesome player. He is sometimes quite arrogant in his statements and that annoys people.
#100 to #90 - xwaleo (11/29/2012) [-]
he does have arrogance and doesnt play for his team as much as he does for himself. not to take anything away from him hes a damn good player. but messi has more goals in la liga this season so far:)
#105 to #100 - randomprick (11/29/2012) [-]
I agree, Messi is just magic
I agree, Messi is just magic
User avatar #138 to #105 - realgooner (11/29/2012) [-]
I remember that goal. Too bad it was against my favourite team.
#91 to #89 - takesomemorewater (11/29/2012) [-]
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
#108 - Rascal (11/29/2012) [-]
He looks like a mix between Joe Bereta and that douchebag rapper, Krispy Kreme.
User avatar #30 - noodlelover (11/29/2012) [-]
I love messi hes just a down right inspiration
#153 - Rascal (11/29/2012) [-]
Fun fact: They paid Lionel Messi 2m euros to come to Saudi Arabia to play that friendly.
User avatar #159 to #153 - rufless (11/29/2012) [-]
you ******* prick, he may be one of the richest footballers (if not the richest)- and very talented, mind you- but before you start to implicitly critisize him you should look into his background; FUN FACT #2: DID YOU KNOW LIONEL MESSI LIVES IN AN APARTMENT ASIDE HIS $110 million net wealth? or that he's created his own FOUNDATION? The Leo Messi Foundation (supported by his OWN fundraising activity), a charity providing access to health care and education for vulnerable children with medical issues? IT EVEN ******* OFFERS Argentine children diagnosed with illnesses treatment in Spain and funds covering the transport, hospital and recuperation costs AND he's a goodwill ambassador for UNICEF.
User avatar #162 to #159 - taye (11/29/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#164 to #162 - misteryman (11/29/2012) [-]
Now is not the time to use that....
#165 to #164 - Rascal (11/29/2012) [-]
It's always the time to use it.
#213 to #165 - murderouswaffle (11/29/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#168 to #162 - Rascal (11/29/2012) [-]
i have no idea what you are bitching at but as I have family in the naval intelligence i doubt you have access to a group of spys (lol at kids these days trying to sound baddass ohh im in military der der der) and i you are in the military you mutuality level is so low and its sad you make dumb ass threats that you cannot and would not follow up on so honestly stop being a fagot you are not gonna kill someone because 1 person isnt worth life in prison but on the off chance that somehow you can hack ect i say come at me bro i wanna see your fag ass live up on threats i live in the northern U.S just to give you a head start
User avatar #179 to #168 - oglemokk (11/29/2012) [-]
That is a copypasta from 4chan, it's a joke -.-'
User avatar #182 to #168 - xsynysterx (11/29/2012) [-]
Newfag alert
#257 - Rascal (12/04/2012) [-]
Total Kiosk ..
I think he should be welcomed in a good manner
fun images "http://lolthis.com"
#254 - erenahmed (12/02/2012) [-]
Get use to this Thread, It's gonna get MESSI !!
#253 - erenahmed (12/01/2012) [-]
Looks like he's gonna get into a very messi Situation
User avatar #180 - inkfox (11/29/2012) [-]
"I think I'd rather have a yellow card"
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