Thor's hammer. . WHY COULDN' T THC) R' S BREAK CAPTAIN AMERICA' S SHIELD? 111012012: BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE uh
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Thor's hammer

WHY COULDN' T THC) R' S
BREAK CAPTAIN
AMERICA' S SHIELD?
111012012:
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT
OF FREEDOM AND THE
DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE
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new its
mean
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health care.
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#393 - TheInvader (12/21/2012) [-]
this Comic
#365 - lordraine ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
Captain America's shield is made of an alloy of Adamantium, aka Wolverine's bones, and Vibranium, which converts kinetic impacts into sound and possibly light and a few other things, depending on what comic run you're reading.

Both metals are so rare that freaking galactic empires have been confirmed to not know about them nor have ever come across them, and Captain America's shield used up nearly all of what little we had on Earth, which, cosmically speaking, was a metric ******** . The only time it's ever been broken was when Thantos, who was already a god, put on a fully assembled Infinity Gauntlet, which basically makes whoever wears it Smith from the third Matrix movie, in that you can hack the ********** out of reality and tell everyone else to piss off. He was then defeated because reasons, and I know all of this because loser.
#361 - anonymous (11/29/2012) [-]
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#355 - vplague (11/29/2012) [-]
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#349 - goombatyrant (11/29/2012) [-]
Cap'n shield is made out of vibranium, which converts kenetic energy into sound waves, Thor couldn't break the shield because he just hit it (pure kenetic energy), which then made a ******* gigantic sound wave that destroyed all of the near by trees.

Can't we all just get along?
#345 - anonymous (11/29/2012) [-]
anon unite!
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#330 - anonymous (11/29/2012) [-]
fj, help please. i need the pic of the guy sitting at his computer with like big anime eyes. usually used as a reaction to cute pics or something like that...
User avatar #338 to #328 - Lulzilla (11/29/2012) [-]
Just saying, That's my job. USMC 0311
#340 to #338 - StormEagle (11/29/2012) [-]
soon itll be mines. uniform15. maybe a mechanic but would love to do infantry.
User avatar #344 to #340 - Lulzilla (11/29/2012) [-]
Lol, Don't do infantry. Trust me. It's 98% of waiting around doing nothing. Then 2% of action, And when your out in hostile territory that 2% chance really plays it's part on your mind. I can remember how many times I freaked out when we were doing convoys and we KNEW **** was going to go down just we didn't know when.
#326 - lexiconlover (11/29/2012) [-]
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#339 to #326 - creepyunclebob (11/29/2012) [-]
I wish you knew how many times I sat here watching this.
#322 - antemFORdead (11/29/2012) [-]
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#320 - anonymous (11/29/2012) [-]
*roll2*
dubs
User avatar #377 to #320 - ghostrollerelite (11/29/2012) [-]
**ghostrollerelite rolls 68**
User avatar #325 to #320 - deadwithbread (11/29/2012) [-]
**deadwithbread rolls 99** One more shot
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User avatar #321 to #320 - deadwithbread (11/29/2012) [-]
**deadwithbread rolls 63**

Silly anon, you can't roll dubs like that.

Try this
User avatar #323 to #321 - cddamis (11/29/2012) [-]
**cddamis rolls 28** not like this though
#318 - anonymous (11/29/2012) [-]
"Behind this mask is more than flesh, Mr. Creedy, behind this mask is ideas, and ideas are bulletproof *snap*."
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#302 - ejaculation (11/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #299 - stcronin (11/29/2012) [-]
War Eagle
#301 to #299 - lujan ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
I think you mean Roll Tide!
Hail Saban!!
User avatar #375 to #301 - stcronin (11/29/2012) [-]
Satan* ? hahaha
#378 to #375 - lujan ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
I thought by War Eagle you were referring to the Auburn University football team's second mascot and battle cry, and, simply just to stir things up, I was replying with "Roll Tide" which is their rival University of Alabama's battle cry, taken from the team's name of Crimson Tide. Nick Saban is currently the head coach. I mistook what you meant as "War Eagle" I guess. Sorry to befuddle you.
User avatar #381 to #378 - stcronin (11/29/2012) [-]
You were right, I attend Auburn University, and I was making fun of Saban, by calling him Satan, and the way you said, "Hail Saban" could be easily sad by a satanist. And I can't thumb due to a thumb ban by up voting a comment on the item board kim jong wanted down voted so those thumbs weren't me.

I was just saying War Eagle because it fit in with the Eagle and patriotism and all, and then like a typical Bamer you put in your two cents hahaha.
#298 - scuzzlebut (11/29/2012) [-]
Might be made of this
#296 - sirspam (11/29/2012) [-]
i could listen to that guy all day
i could listen to that guy all day
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