fml. . tgt q q q Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ ( Sat) 14: . Replies: 55455154324 55455154355 ml I got a story for yous. happened yesterday. pearents go to store ddidn' t
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tgt q q q Anonymous (ID: ) 11/ ( Sat) 14: . Replies: 55455154324 55455154355
ml I got a story for yous. happened yesterday.
pearents go to store
ddidn' t say how long they are gone for
rd don' t care
timetofap_ jpg
ego on omegle
in, time to do this
pstart jacking off looking for girls
tthey all disconnect, this goes on for like an hour
aabout to click disconnect
mot he says somethings
lol yourdick is tiny
we this ***** fer real
it' s bigger than yours ******
pstart going faster to make my dick harder and therefore bigger
see mines ************
yhe' s doing the same thing i can tell
rail of sudden hear a scream
Hook behind me, speechless
********
mot my pants on SC) quick
ddon' t know what to wasjust looking straight into my mom' s eyes speechless
mad comm in, his face turns to horror
WHAT THE CK ARE YOU DOING!
mmom dad i' m aorry
GO THE **** UPSTAIRS
ego to turn offere computer SC) i can run
Mum around, this ****** is still off
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#25 - jbitt (11/29/2012) [-]
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#24 - galgawine (11/29/2012) [-]
Kelso accepts your offering. ANOTHER NOW.
#22 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
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#21 - pastelbubblegum (11/29/2012) [-]
I lol'd so hard
I lol'd so hard
#20 - cometfire (11/29/2012) [-]
The fail is strong with this one.
The fail is strong with this one.
#19 - responsibletim (11/29/2012) [-]
God tier. I can't 						*******					 breathe.
God tier. I can't ******* breathe.
#18 - eiramart ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
>Be me 45yo forever alone
>work in a glue factory as a tester, coworkers are gone
>alone in office, lesextime.jpg
>go to omegle for some "materials"
>no little slut today dafuq.jpg
>find a brat jacking off
>think quick "dude that gay, i quit"
> **** **** got glue allover my hands
>stick to the stick
>make fun of the brat to make him go away
>this bastard fap harder
> ************ this ***** is gay
>can't loose to him, fap harder
>i'll finish this **** no matter what
>hear a scream, the brat's mother is here
>things go quickly, lots of screaming
> ************** .jpg this lady is sexy
>finally about to cum
>the brat come back
>BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
>mfw all my coworkers were here this entire time.
User avatar #17 - Fiedka (11/29/2012) [-]
Fapping with headphones in, level: amateur.
User avatar #16 - smokedmeatlog (11/29/2012) [-]
1000/10 would read many more times.
User avatar #15 - stopitguyz (11/29/2012) [-]
Jacking off harder in front of another guy jacking off only gets you harder if you're gay op
User avatar #28 to #15 - TarnRazor (12/13/2012) [-]
No it doesn't actually. Instinctively, in the presence of other males, one would grow hornier and last longer due to the fact that your body is trying to impress the female.
#13 - bdowns (11/29/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1784819 at MLP Brony Board **
#27 to #13 - juggernautchunk (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't even want to know what was going on in the brony board to require the usage of that picture.
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