I read the Times today.... Now that's what I call a fatal attraction!. An Antarctic fur stoptrying tn mate with a king penguin. By IHEXII CHEN Published: Novemb
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I read the Times today...

I read the Times today.... Now that's what I call a fatal attraction!. An Antarctic fur stoptrying tn mate with a king penguin. By IHEXII CHEN Published: Novemb

Now that's what I call a fatal attraction!

An Antarctic fur stoptrying tn mate with a king penguin.
By IHEXII CHEN
Published: November M, 2{
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remote nature preserve in the southern Indian Ocean, something
bizarre caught Tristan Scott' s eye: on a radley beach, a sleek j. rgung
male Antarctic fur seal was trying to mate with a king penguin.
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#4 to #1 - sparkieemae (11/28/2012) [-]
>Avoids getting raped.   
   
   
   
>Gets eaten instead.
>Avoids getting raped.



>Gets eaten instead.
#17 - tezel ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
"To shreds you say"
#7 - deusexmachinase (11/28/2012) [-]
Let's not turn this rape into a murder.
User avatar #12 to #7 - ThpiderMan (11/28/2012) [-]
Is it strange that every time i read "Let's not turn this rape into a murder" on the internet, the voice in my head is the voice of Willem Dafoe when being the Green Goblin's Schizophrenic other self?
#33 - kahandran (11/28/2012) [-]
Now, would I do that?
User avatar #32 - Loppytaffy (11/28/2012) [-]
Wow it's like Twilight of the animal world.

Only a far better love story and i'd actually pay to watch.
#2 - autoxx ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I do the same thing when a cow refuses my advances...
#3 to #2 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [-]
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#37 - pepemex (11/28/2012) [-]
I guess his fate was sealed
#38 to #37 - fenrirr (11/28/2012) [-]
Carlos, go to the corner and think about what you have done   
   
No magic school-bus rides for you mister
Carlos, go to the corner and think about what you have done

No magic school-bus rides for you mister
#39 to #37 - confusedasian (11/28/2012) [-]
This Carlos thing is really starting to annoy me.
This Carlos thing is really starting to annoy me.
User avatar #9 - allamericandude (11/28/2012) [-]
"As far as first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals."
#48 to #42 - exploiterguyone (11/28/2012) [-]
I laughed too hard at this for me to be sane.
User avatar #49 to #48 - warlockrichard (11/28/2012) [-]
If we weren't a bit crazy we'd all go insane
User avatar #50 - snakefire (11/28/2012) [-]
Doesnt want to have sex with me
******* kill that slut

seals are just like humans
#5 - sparkieemae (11/28/2012) [-]
Huehue that seal doesn't tolerate being friend zoned very well.
#35 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
Guess seals and I have something in common
#8 - EdwardNigma (11/28/2012) [-]
SMOOTH AS ****
#52 - georgewaters (11/28/2012) [-]
Thumb up for Beatles reference, sir
User avatar #11 - Riukanojutsu (11/28/2012) [-]
remind me of sankarea

anyone? no? well piss
#41 to #11 - Nihatclodra (11/28/2012) [-]
*Eats boy she likes* Now you're inside me... forever.
*Eats boy she likes* Now you're inside me... forever.
#51 to #41 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
or at least until you **** him out
User avatar #54 to #51 - Nihatclodra (11/28/2012) [-]
zombie, no working digestive system.
#30 - gravitystereo (11/28/2012) [-]
Oh lol is that where I was supposed to look
#56 to #47 - matriculator (11/28/2012) [-]
Yes, that's what I ultimately meant to say.
#58 to #56 - sparkieemae (11/29/2012) [-]
TL:DR master ruseman.
TL:DR master ruseman.
User avatar #57 - HGOnethreeone (11/29/2012) [-]
And that's why seals should not listen to ********************************
#53 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
Well derp.
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