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User avatar #130 - payneiac (11/28/2012) [-]
Knives don't run out of bullets is my saying.
#141 to #130 - anoyingmos ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
longer reach, then better.

<- this underestimated ****** is actually a good choice. it got reach, easy to use and doesn't run out of ammo.
User avatar #157 to #141 - michaelxjohnson (11/28/2012) [-]
its a good weapon, until it gets stuck in the zombie
User avatar #164 to #157 - anoyingmos ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Yes, its pretty useless against a horde. Forcing the zombies to the ground one by one is probably the best way to go, you'll get the advantage, and the chances to get bitten is low.
User avatar #147 to #141 - payneiac (11/28/2012) [-]
It' the same basic concept. use a melee weapon whenever possible, and save the guns for the big **** .
User avatar #170 to #147 - anoyingmos ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Never use guns against zombies in a zombie apocalypse. 1st. More will hear the shot. 2nd. If you are so lucky to get a hold on a gun and some ammo, then use it for hunting. The zombies will try to eat you, so you are the one who will go hungry!
But of course, use it if that's the only way out.
#134 to #130 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
True, but you'd get bitten very quickly and get infected like the idiot you are.
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User avatar #131 to #130 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/28/2012) [-]
I'd prefer hammers. Longer reach typically, better for head trauma, more useful in most situations, can be immediately used for repair and even breaking in to locked areas. Sharpen the nail-removing end to a razor point and you have a nice hunting tool too.
#146 to #131 - woodywoodlinson (11/28/2012) [-]
Slower though. If it gets lodged in a head, you might have trouble getting it out before being eaten.
User avatar #176 to #146 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/28/2012) [-]
Note that because the concussive force causes the skull to fracture and dent rather than full on smash like a pumpkin, it won't be getting caught in any corpses. Also, slower but WAY more effective than a knife will be.
#154 to #146 - oldfags (11/28/2012) [-]
Thats why i like my big, razor sharp machette sitting in my garage.
User avatar #143 to #131 - payneiac (11/28/2012) [-]
It's the same basic concept. Use a melee weapon whenever possible and save guns for the big **** .
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