Zombie Apocalypse. magic seals are magic.. MY plan for the zombie apocalypse -get my broadsword out of closet -find largest zombie -throw rock to get attention -throw sword on the ground and charge that  zombies The Game invisible seals
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#158 - pvtgoblin (11/28/2012) [-]
I have a plan.
#393 to #158 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
MOVIE NAME, PLS?
User avatar #400 to #393 - Squeasil (11/28/2012) [-]
Shawn of the Dead
#456 to #400 - drolom (11/28/2012) [-]
*Shaun of the Dead
#17 - funnyjunktitan (11/28/2012) [-]
MY plan for the zombie apocalypse
-get my broadsword out of closet
-find largest zombie
-throw rock to get attention
-throw sword on the ground and charge that ************
-jump on it and ride it like a horse
-gain it's respect
-make it tell other zombies
-become king of zombies
-take all zombies to Australia
-have zombie army that never tires and grows with every kill
-take over the world
-laugh maniacally
-eat a lot of waffles
#33 to #17 - duffry (11/28/2012) [-]
One problem, the flesh will eventually rot and fall of
#227 to #17 - qtrfuckinghazard (11/28/2012) [-]
But who would make the waffles if everyone's dead?.

User avatar #383 to #227 - BroadSword (11/28/2012) [-]
Harness the awesome power of zombies to turn massive turbines by dangling brains infront of them so they push the turbines around to generate power for our waffles factory.
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#507 to #17 - theangrydoodle (11/28/2012) [-]
What was the purpose of the sword exactly?
User avatar #541 to #507 - funnyjunktitan (11/28/2012) [-]
so I could throw it on the ground to show the zombie that I didn't need a sword to come at him
#540 to #507 - BroadSword (11/28/2012) [-]
Its obviously the most important part...
Its obviously the most important part...
#542 to #540 - theangrydoodle (11/28/2012) [-]
Your name is very relevant
Your name is very relevant
#543 to #542 - BroadSword (11/28/2012) [-]
Look at comment number 18
Look at comment number 18
#672 to #543 - theangrydoodle (11/28/2012) [-]
Oh... Now I get the joke
#226 to #17 - superassassin (11/28/2012) [-]
My plan for the zombie apocalypse:   
   
>Fap   
>Wait for all this to blow over   
>Mfw
My plan for the zombie apocalypse:

>Fap
>Wait for all this to blow over
>Mfw
#18 to #17 - BroadSword (11/28/2012) [-]
Im not coming out of the closet!
Im not coming out of the closet!
User avatar #19 to #18 - funnyjunktitan (11/28/2012) [-]
I could keep you in the garage if you like, but I can't change the part about throwing you on the ground, it's kind of crucial
#21 to #19 - BroadSword (11/28/2012) [-]
Whatever it takes to get those waffles...
Whatever it takes to get those waffles...
User avatar #24 to #21 - funnyjunktitan (11/28/2012) [-]
Don't worry, you can have a few also. You can even have syrup.
#25 to #24 - BroadSword (11/28/2012) [-]
Lots of syrup is good syrup
Lots of syrup is good syrup
User avatar #57 to #25 - cruzslzr (11/28/2012) [-]
i like this guy
#115 to #57 - BroadSword (11/28/2012) [-]
Me too.
#331 to #115 - guywithnopants (11/28/2012) [-]
When you get the waffles   
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When you get the waffles
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#376 to #331 - BroadSword (11/28/2012) [-]
Hopefully none of them are blue
Hopefully none of them are blue
#62 to #18 - aiwendel ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
We meet again dear friend. I chuckled at your joke, not bad
We meet again dear friend. I chuckled at your joke, not bad
#121 to #62 - BroadSword (11/28/2012) [-]
I kind of expect you to show up to these now
I kind of expect you to show up to these now
#182 to #121 - aiwendel ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I'm always lurking
I'm always lurking
User avatar #341 to #18 - dinathaw (11/28/2012) [-]
don't be afraid, we'll love you no matter what your sexual preferences are
#549 - elmagicalcat (11/28/2012) [-]
What I want in the zombie apocalypse.
#234 - zzonked (11/28/2012) [-]
Everything needed is in this bathtub.

Yes including Will Smith.
#345 - falconpunchhhhh (11/28/2012) [-]
**falconpunchhhhh rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at The Scariest Fucking Thing Ever 2 ** All I need is this for the zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #402 to #345 - megazeroxxo (11/28/2012) [-]
I'd like that too thank you very much.
#349 to #345 - charky (11/28/2012) [-]
Nice roll
#135 - yunablade (11/28/2012) [-]
What most people actually do want for this coming zombie apocalypse
#460 - slipperyjoe (11/28/2012) [-]
**slipperyjoe rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at You've got mail! ** Who I'll end up with in a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #483 to #460 - jdsalenger (11/28/2012) [-]
Good thinking you can train pigeons to attack zombies. Those flying rats are useful for something.
#636 to #483 - slipperyjoe (11/28/2012) [-]
I'll name him Oswald, and give him a world war 2 flying helmet with goggles.
#208 - messerschmidto (11/28/2012) [-]
How about this?
#525 to #208 - TigerMann (11/28/2012) [-]
I want that, zombie apocalypse or not.
#444 - falloutfanatic (11/28/2012) [-]
**falloutfanatic rolled a random image posted in comment #1861551 at MLP Brony Board ** they would just break the glass to get in   
Pic related, is what i would use in zombie outbreak
**falloutfanatic rolled a random image posted in comment #1861551 at MLP Brony Board ** they would just break the glass to get in
Pic related, is what i would use in zombie outbreak
User avatar #464 to #444 - burningvinesdrumer (11/28/2012) [-]
greatest bath time ever recorded
#117 - fistoftheaxis (11/28/2012) [-]
What I think I will be doing in the zombie apocalypse.
#118 to #117 - fistoftheaxis (11/28/2012) [-]
What I actually will be.
#136 to #118 - jojord (11/28/2012) [-]
I would probably be a real awkward crossover between a boomer and a charger..
User avatar #163 to #136 - Zarke (11/28/2012) [-]
Because you're fat and jerk off a lot, right?
User avatar #363 to #163 - yunogasaii (11/28/2012) [-]
No, because he has muscles making him big and he likes to exercise with one hand.
User avatar #53 - commontroll (11/28/2012) [-]
Ahem. Zombie apocalypse plan time? Zombie apocalypse plan time.
>Find out there are zombies (either originating in my current location, or somewhere else in the world)
>Alert all family and friends in my area, tell them to come with me with their families.
>Head out into the country to a farm with new clan. Ask farmers for the privilege to live on their land in return for protection and workers. Fortify lands and wait out the winter.

>Once winter has passed, head into the mountains. Find a decent sized town in a fertile valley, take it over, kill all zombies in the town and wall it off, invite any survivors to join us.

>Rebuild: Develop a power plant, radio tower, and farms. Broadcast to survivors that there is a place to trade, rest, flock to, etc. Whole time getting more and more food.

>Make sure farms are also walled off. Kill any zombies that make it through the mountains. Have a screening process for visitors/new residents. Trade weapons and ammo for food, and visa verse.

>Build an army and a new civilization. Wait for five years, whole time having everybody spend three hours a day training for fighting, running, surviving off the land, etc.Take all the people who want to join me back to my home (Houston) Repeat process in valley town, reclaim our homes. Town in the valley keeps in contact, over the years we forge an empire and become a beacon for humanity.

>???

>Profit.

You're welcome to join me.

Also, if that wasn't my plan, my dream fortress would be a castle, with walled off farmlands, on a cliff side by the ocean, with a little port carved into the cliffs for escape/trade.
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#166 to #53 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
Reminds me of a game, it's called Rebuild. It's pretty cool and there's also Rebuild 2.
User avatar #222 to #53 - queefhaterz (11/28/2012) [-]
To bad if it centers in Houston and everyone wants to evacuate the freeways and smaller roads will be congested as **** .Houston is also a liberal city (just look at our mayor and the Montrose area along with 3rd and 5th ward (even though some of those gang bangers own guns)) so there is a high chance that maybe 20%-25% of the people here don't own guns. And that Texas weather would mean that some zombies would survive in Galveston and Houston and along the coast. The idea of going to the country is smart though (farm and land owners with guns). Evacuating to either the panhandle or southwest Texas is a good idea because of the amount of distance and weather gets extremely cold.
User avatar #505 to #222 - commontroll (11/28/2012) [-]
Exactly. If the zombies are the classic undead, they'll burst from the extreme heats of the summer, if not, well, they'll probably die of dehydration and heatstroke. I'd say it's still fairly safe. And Houston would be hit worse than a lot of Texas, but that's not saying a lot. We would be a fairly high priority for the military (clearly not as high as DC or NYC, but still fairly high. Main thing is just getting out of town ASAP, even if it's on bike or on foot.
User avatar #675 to #505 - queefhaterz (11/28/2012) [-]
Good point. So maybe just waiting out the summer inside of Houston because of the rain water. Waiting in west Texas in the summer would be a bad idea because of the minimal rain.
User avatar #679 to #675 - commontroll (11/29/2012) [-]
Indeed so sir, another good thing about Houston is the forests around it, yet there's still lots of fertile farmland in the area, not to mention the large lakes as well. With less people, that's a lot of resources.
User avatar #336 to #53 - postalduckling (11/28/2012) [-]
Now I know where to head. I'm not too far away either. (Oklahoma)
User avatar #338 to #336 - postalduckling (11/28/2012) [-]
Plus I've got a gas mask. That'll be useful for something, right?
#67 to #53 - Gerda (11/28/2012) [-]
get rid of any young boys who do not stay in the house when they are told too!!
#66 to #53 - classiccolour ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
That sounds like a mix of Hershel's Farm, Woodbury and the episode 2 farm of the Walking Dead game. All of those probably have something bad about them. Then again it does seem like a fair plan.
User avatar #510 to #66 - commontroll (11/28/2012) [-]
This is just considering everything goes ideally. Which means if everybody got out safely and followed me absolutely. Because that would be a force of hundreds of people.
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#58 to #53 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
>Find Hot Zombie Girls
>Start a Zombie Brothel
>???
>Blaarghhhhhhh
User avatar #61 to #58 - muchasmarcos (11/28/2012) [-]
If you can get infected by a bite then yo can get infected by sexual means as well.
User avatar #352 to #61 - whtkid (11/28/2012) [-]
hence the "Blaarghhhhhhh"
User avatar #509 to #58 - commontroll (11/28/2012) [-]
Worth it.
#502 - asasqw (11/28/2012) [-]
I got my leather biker suit and crowbar ready, all I need now is
#674 - Mattyowl (11/28/2012) [-]
A gun is essentially a dinner bell in a zombie apocalypse.
For every zombie you take out, you'll get the attention of hundreds more because of the noise.

The best method (in my opinion) is pulling a Scout.
Metallic baseball bat to fend off attackers and speed/stamina to escape.
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User avatar #683 to #681 - Mattyowl (11/29/2012) [-]
Some silencers can still be loud.
Ammo could be a concern, too.
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User avatar #686 to #684 - Mattyowl (11/29/2012) [-]
Either way, ammo will always be a problem.
Unless you are armed to the teeth with crates of ammo and stuff.
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User avatar #689 to #687 - Mattyowl (11/29/2012) [-]
Maybe, but that's where everyone will go to first.
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User avatar #692 to #690 - Mattyowl (11/29/2012) [-]
I'd probably go to a police department.
For me, living in England, there are few guns anyway.
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User avatar #694 to #693 - Mattyowl (11/29/2012) [-]
Still, in muricuh' I would choose a gun over melee.
Stealth is the best option, methinks.
#127 - anoyingmos (11/28/2012) [-]
Most likely my role in the zombie apocalypse..
User avatar #34 - CRONIK (11/28/2012) [-]
Sword, zombies cant bite if they have no head+no reloading
#35 to #34 - xxfuntime (11/28/2012) [-]
blades dull very quickly when going through bone
User avatar #36 to #35 - CRONIK (11/28/2012) [-]
dang
User avatar #38 to #36 - Greatangelsfury (11/28/2012) [-]
get a big hammer, spin in circles very fast, start body count
#46 to #38 - rzone (11/28/2012) [-]

How long can you spin a big hammer in circles for before it gets too heavy? Not too long I assume. I'd probably prefer some long halberd-ish weapon.
#47 to #46 - youxbarstard ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Dude, just accept the lulz.
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User avatar #39 to #36 - tonkkax (11/28/2012) [-]
Just hide in a skyscraper, break down one of the doors and fill the staircase with furniture. Then start to swashing zombies with a chair leg and loot all the 100 floors of stuff. Someone there must have a Wii U.
User avatar #54 to #35 - muchasmarcos (11/28/2012) [-]
most european blades were designed to do long battles with enemies clad in plate-armour and chain-mail so they didn't need to be very shap either and could still cut through lots of poeple. and afterall if you have a safe-zone, you can always sharpen it afterwards.
#473 - eatingdisorder (11/28/2012) [-]
My plan for zombie apocalypse
-get chain-mail armour for scuba diving that sharks cant even bite through from head to toe
-ride a scooter into biggest crowd of zombies in the biggest city
-fist fight every single one of them
-sit on throne of dead zombies
-become imperial ruler over zombies
-become the hitler of zombies
-eventually die
-become zombie
-zombies take over
-100's of years later im sitting around a campfire with my zombie friends
-hear stories about how merciless the evil ruler eatingdisorder was
MFW
User avatar #545 to #473 - selbs (11/28/2012) [-]
couldnt the zombies rip apart your limbs?
User avatar #554 to #545 - eatingdisorder (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, i dont know, with the armor on i dont think they can rip off your limbs because they need to rip the armour also, which i doubt that will happen
User avatar #559 to #554 - selbs (11/28/2012) [-]
yeah i was thinking that.
User avatar #520 to #473 - galgawine (11/28/2012) [-]
I never thought of Chain mail. That's a fantastic idea.
#527 to #520 - eatingdisorder (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks! If the zombie apocalypse actually does happen im going to get me some because if a shark cant bite through it, then neither can a decaying human body can.
User avatar #532 to #527 - wwkybobo (11/28/2012) [-]
Not to mention the fact that you could walk around in a full suit of armor, and ask people "EGAD! The Black Plague has returned? WHAT YEAR IS IT?"
#368 - logickid (11/28/2012) [-]
What I want to happen
User avatar #382 to #368 - danielph (11/28/2012) [-]
Are you my mummy?
User avatar #384 to #382 - danielph (11/28/2012) [-]
no one will get the reference
#386 to #384 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
I love you for the reference. Eccleston will forever live on in us all. As will Tennant ;___;
User avatar #385 to #384 - logickid (11/28/2012) [-]
I get it
#394 to #384 - DroidToyiu (11/28/2012) [-]
Pretty sure like at least 30% of the internet should get that reference...
Pretty sure like at least 30% of the internet should get that reference...
User avatar #399 to #394 - danielph (11/28/2012) [-]
oh, well that's good.
User avatar #405 to #394 - vivapinatapro (11/28/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
#412 to #405 - DroidToyiu (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, then I guess you would just be part of that other 70%. (Which is probably a lot less than 70 anyway)
Well, then I guess you would just be part of that other 70%. (Which is probably a lot less than 70 anyway)
User avatar #423 to #405 - danielph (11/28/2012) [-]
It is a Doctor Who reference.
User avatar #113 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I don't need anything during the zombie apocalypse.
I'm in Australia, people wrestle crocodiles and giant ******* stingrays for ***** and giggles. A zombie apocalypse won't meant **** , people will just think of it as a chance to kill their retarded neighbor.
#116 to #113 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
just don't... wrestle the zombie, otherwise it's just losing the war
User avatar #119 to #116 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Of course not, thats retarded. We'll kill 2 birds with one stone.
Smash beer bottles over their heads. We get rid of the bottles easily and we get rid of a zombie at the same time.
User avatar #153 to #113 - odonnell (11/28/2012) [-]
I'm from Scotland.
Just recently a 15 year old boy punched a 14 year old boy to death for hitting him with a foam ball.

We're way too hardcore for zombies.
They'd walk up to us and we'd be like: "Naw mate, sorry av nae chinge fir ye."

And if the people being psychopaths isn't enough, its unlikely they would survive the weather (85% Rain, 10% snow, 5% Sun all at an average of 5Degrees.) and be able to move across the terrain (Bens, Glens, Lochs, etc) [Doubt they'd last in the Australian Deserts with 50Degrees and rain once a year either though]
User avatar #178 to #153 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Actually, Australia isn't all deserts.

Where I live, theres rugged, pain in the ass to navigate bush, but the more west you go, the more deserts. In summer, though, it gets up to 30 degrees celcius here but in ******* Alice Springs, in the dead centre, it will be 40 degrees celcius tomorrow. And summer is ******* storm season. So it's ******* burning hot and raining constantly. Winter isn't cold enough for snow where I live, but in certain areas, it can still snow. So zombies have to navigate confusing, treacherous bushes, deserts with crazy ass weather constantly. And if they find people, they die. Maximum safety.
#125 to #113 - anon (11/28/2012) [-]
i remember a certain Australian that didn't win a fight with a stingray...
#43 - satrenkotheone (11/28/2012) [-]
Zombie apocalypse? Wear armour!
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