Zombie Apocalypse. magic seals are magic.. MY plan for the zombie apocalypse -get my broadsword out of closet -find largest zombie -throw rock to get attention -throw sword on the ground and charge that  zombies The Game invisible seals
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#17 - funnyjunktitan
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MY plan for the zombie apocalypse
-get my broadsword out of closet
-find largest zombie
-throw rock to get attention
-throw sword on the ground and charge that ************
-jump on it and ride it like a horse
-gain it's respect
-make it tell other zombies
-become king of zombies
-take all zombies to Australia
-have zombie army that never tires and grows with every kill
-take over the world
-laugh maniacally
-eat a lot of waffles
#33 to #17 - duffry
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One problem, the flesh will eventually rot and fall of
#227 to #17 - qtrfuckinghazard
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But who would make the waffles if everyone's dead?.

User avatar #383 to #227 - BroadSword
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Harness the awesome power of zombies to turn massive turbines by dangling brains infront of them so they push the turbines around to generate power for our waffles factory.
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#507 to #17 - theangrydoodle
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What was the purpose of the sword exactly?
User avatar #541 to #507 - funnyjunktitan
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so I could throw it on the ground to show the zombie that I didn't need a sword to come at him
#540 to #507 - BroadSword
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Its obviously the most important part...
Its obviously the most important part...
#542 to #540 - theangrydoodle
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Your name is very relevant
Your name is very relevant
#543 to #542 - BroadSword
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Look at comment number 18
Look at comment number 18
#672 to #543 - theangrydoodle
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Oh... Now I get the joke
#226 to #17 - superassassin
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My plan for the zombie apocalypse:   
   
>Fap   
>Wait for all this to blow over   
>Mfw
My plan for the zombie apocalypse:

>Fap
>Wait for all this to blow over
>Mfw
#228 to #226 - gimmeredthumbs
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#18 to #17 - BroadSword
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Im not coming out of the closet!
Im not coming out of the closet!
User avatar #19 to #18 - funnyjunktitan
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I could keep you in the garage if you like, but I can't change the part about throwing you on the ground, it's kind of crucial
#21 to #19 - BroadSword
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Whatever it takes to get those waffles...
Whatever it takes to get those waffles...
User avatar #24 to #21 - funnyjunktitan
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Don't worry, you can have a few also. You can even have syrup.
#25 to #24 - BroadSword
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Lots of syrup is good syrup
Lots of syrup is good syrup
User avatar #57 to #25 - cruzslzr
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i like this guy
#115 to #57 - BroadSword
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Me too.
#331 to #115 - guywithnopants
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When you get the waffles   
<--
When you get the waffles
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#376 to #331 - BroadSword
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Hopefully none of them are blue
Hopefully none of them are blue
#62 to #18 - aiwendel
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We meet again dear friend. I chuckled at your joke, not bad
We meet again dear friend. I chuckled at your joke, not bad
#121 to #62 - BroadSword
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I kind of expect you to show up to these now
I kind of expect you to show up to these now
#182 to #121 - aiwendel
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I'm always lurking
I'm always lurking
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don't be afraid, we'll love you no matter what your sexual preferences are
#158 - pvtgoblin
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I have a plan.
#393 to #158 - anon id: d25016f6
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MOVIE NAME, PLS?
User avatar #400 to #393 - Squeasil
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Shawn of the Dead
#456 to #400 - drolom
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*Shaun of the Dead
#32 - jeffiepete
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I guess a strong door would be good to have but I still don't get what you're trying to tell us
#41 to #32 - riddari
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The zombies are propably not smart enough to pull doors.
#171 to #41 - eccleston
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It took me too much to get it. Now I'm laughing at both your picture and my stupidity.
It took me too much to get it. Now I'm laughing at both your picture and my stupidity.
User avatar #186 to #171 - kurtcomics
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I don't get it.. ;/
#189 to #186 - eccleston
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The nord character looks a lot like Breivik.
User avatar #190 to #189 - kurtcomics
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Oh god, oh god this makes so much more sense.



Tears are forming, this is simply brilliant.
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That picture, you're killing me man!
#135 - yunablade
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What most people actually do want for this coming zombie apocalypse
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OH GOD YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT
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and then
and then
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Jolly good!
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#549 - elmagicalcat
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What I want in the zombie apocalypse.
#473 - eatingdisorder
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My plan for zombie apocalypse
-get chain-mail armour for scuba diving that sharks cant even bite through from head to toe
-ride a scooter into biggest crowd of zombies in the biggest city
-fist fight every single one of them
-sit on throne of dead zombies
-become imperial ruler over zombies
-become the hitler of zombies
-eventually die
-become zombie
-zombies take over
-100's of years later im sitting around a campfire with my zombie friends
-hear stories about how merciless the evil ruler eatingdisorder was
MFW
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User avatar #545 to #473 - selbs
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couldnt the zombies rip apart your limbs?
User avatar #554 to #545 - eatingdisorder
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Well, i dont know, with the armor on i dont think they can rip off your limbs because they need to rip the armour also, which i doubt that will happen
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yeah i was thinking that.
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I never thought of Chain mail. That's a fantastic idea.
#527 to #520 - eatingdisorder
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Thanks! If the zombie apocalypse actually does happen im going to get me some because if a shark cant bite through it, then neither can a decaying human body can.
User avatar #532 to #527 - wwkybobo
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Not to mention the fact that you could walk around in a full suit of armor, and ask people "EGAD! The Black Plague has returned? WHAT YEAR IS IT?"
User avatar #53 - commontroll
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Ahem. Zombie apocalypse plan time? Zombie apocalypse plan time.
>Find out there are zombies (either originating in my current location, or somewhere else in the world)
>Alert all family and friends in my area, tell them to come with me with their families.
>Head out into the country to a farm with new clan. Ask farmers for the privilege to live on their land in return for protection and workers. Fortify lands and wait out the winter.

>Once winter has passed, head into the mountains. Find a decent sized town in a fertile valley, take it over, kill all zombies in the town and wall it off, invite any survivors to join us.

>Rebuild: Develop a power plant, radio tower, and farms. Broadcast to survivors that there is a place to trade, rest, flock to, etc. Whole time getting more and more food.

>Make sure farms are also walled off. Kill any zombies that make it through the mountains. Have a screening process for visitors/new residents. Trade weapons and ammo for food, and visa verse.

>Build an army and a new civilization. Wait for five years, whole time having everybody spend three hours a day training for fighting, running, surviving off the land, etc.Take all the people who want to join me back to my home (Houston) Repeat process in valley town, reclaim our homes. Town in the valley keeps in contact, over the years we forge an empire and become a beacon for humanity.

>???

>Profit.

You're welcome to join me.

Also, if that wasn't my plan, my dream fortress would be a castle, with walled off farmlands, on a cliff side by the ocean, with a little port carved into the cliffs for escape/trade.
#58 to #53 - anon id: a2bb0c14
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>Find Hot Zombie Girls
>Start a Zombie Brothel
>???
>Blaarghhhhhhh
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If you can get infected by a bite then yo can get infected by sexual means as well.
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hence the "Blaarghhhhhhh"
User avatar #509 to #58 - commontroll
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Worth it.
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#166 to #53 - anon id: 65661cca
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Reminds me of a game, it's called Rebuild. It's pretty cool and there's also Rebuild 2.
User avatar #222 to #53 - queefhaterz
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To bad if it centers in Houston and everyone wants to evacuate the freeways and smaller roads will be congested as ****.Houston is also a liberal city (just look at our mayor and the Montrose area along with 3rd and 5th ward (even though some of those gang bangers own guns)) so there is a high chance that maybe 20%-25% of the people here don't own guns. And that Texas weather would mean that some zombies would survive in Galveston and Houston and along the coast. The idea of going to the country is smart though (farm and land owners with guns). Evacuating to either the panhandle or southwest Texas is a good idea because of the amount of distance and weather gets extremely cold.
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Exactly. If the zombies are the classic undead, they'll burst from the extreme heats of the summer, if not, well, they'll probably die of dehydration and heatstroke. I'd say it's still fairly safe. And Houston would be hit worse than a lot of Texas, but that's not saying a lot. We would be a fairly high priority for the military (clearly not as high as DC or NYC, but still fairly high. Main thing is just getting out of town ASAP, even if it's on bike or on foot.
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Good point. So maybe just waiting out the summer inside of Houston because of the rain water. Waiting in west Texas in the summer would be a bad idea because of the minimal rain.
User avatar #679 to #675 - commontroll
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Indeed so sir, another good thing about Houston is the forests around it, yet there's still lots of fertile farmland in the area, not to mention the large lakes as well. With less people, that's a lot of resources.
User avatar #336 to #53 - postalduckling
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Now I know where to head. I'm not too far away either. (Oklahoma)
User avatar #338 to #336 - postalduckling
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Plus I've got a gas mask. That'll be useful for something, right?
#66 to #53 - classiccolour
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That sounds like a mix of Hershel's Farm, Woodbury and the episode 2 farm of the Walking Dead game. All of those probably have something bad about them. Then again it does seem like a fair plan.
User avatar #510 to #66 - commontroll
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This is just considering everything goes ideally. Which means if everybody got out safely and followed me absolutely. Because that would be a force of hundreds of people.
#67 to #53 - Gerda
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get rid of any young boys who do not stay in the house when they are told too!!
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