Tittle. Giggity.. did you know? because lemons naturally contain o high r of morphine, squeezing lemon juice info an open wound will eliminate the pain. everybody Believes it because is from tumblr
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#8 - iamsammich (11/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - reican (11/27/2012) [-]
I work in a restaurant.

I can confirm this, it works even longer if you add chili.
User avatar #10 to #3 - lolturtle (11/28/2012) [-]
dont forget bleach, bleach also heals burns in half the time of burn heal
User avatar #56 to #10 - reican (11/28/2012) [-]
nah, that are painkillers, you drink it.
User avatar #5 to #3 - thearchitectt (11/27/2012) [-]
and a pinch of salt
User avatar #17 to #5 - whiteniggers (11/28/2012) [-]
this wound is beginning to sound delicious
#6 - zytherman ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
I got lemon juice in the area my finger nail was MEANT to be, but i had it removed due to infection and it was still healing.
I was amazed when all pain just suddenly stopped... aswell as my balance... and vision... woke up on the sofa an hour later.
#14 - pornoranger (11/28/2012) [-]
did you know?
crapping in your hand wil help you get laid.
because of the high amount of pheromones in your poo, the other sex will be attracted more easily.
#28 - thefucknoonegives (11/28/2012) [-]
salt will also eliminate the pain.
#63 to #28 - HappyBus (11/28/2012) [-]
as will hydrochloric acid.
User avatar #20 - sanditroll (11/28/2012) [-]
I don't believe anything writen in comic sans.
#45 - imabser (11/28/2012) [-]
I heard it works really great on paper cuts.
#48 to #45 - MurphyUK (11/28/2012) [-]
What teh 			****		 is wrong with you?!?
What teh **** is wrong with you?!?
#49 to #48 - imabser (11/28/2012) [-]
A lot.
User avatar #11 - doctorque (11/28/2012) [-]
I can confirm, I am lemon juice.
#30 to #11 - Rascal (11/28/2012) [-]
ontheinternetnooneknowsyourelemonjuice.jpg
#16 to #11 - DivineInfinity (11/28/2012) [-]
I can confirm too. I am a wound.


Atleast, thats what my dad likes to call me
#84 to #16 - doctorque (11/28/2012) [-]
you like me inside you, don't you?
User avatar #79 - herodan ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Theres also more lemon facts at You need to login to view this link themoreyouknow.jpg
#80 to #79 - anonomysmonkey (11/28/2012) [-]
.org
#81 to #80 - herodan ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
****		, i knew i got soething wrong, well thankyou for that know people can be evn more amazed at the lemon facts at lemonparty.org*   
gif not related btw
**** , i knew i got soething wrong, well thankyou for that know people can be evn more amazed at the lemon facts at lemonparty.org*
gif not related btw
#31 - Onemanretardpack (11/28/2012) [-]
Squeeze something that notorious for making wounds hurt more, saying that it will actually help.

ISHYGDDT
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User avatar #35 to #34 - Onemanretardpack (11/28/2012) [-]
.....Are you retarded?
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User avatar #38 to #37 - Onemanretardpack (11/28/2012) [-]
That comment had absolutely nothing to do with mine. I don't even know what you were trying to accomplish
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Onemanretardpack (11/28/2012) [-]
Nobody said that in that comment
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User avatar #42 to #41 - Onemanretardpack (11/28/2012) [-]
Oh wait, I get it. Still, doesn't really mean anything and I still don't get why you brought it up
#39 - damrod (11/28/2012) [-]
I heard that rubbing soap into the wound works great as well.
User avatar #33 - padrerebelscumole (11/28/2012) [-]
You are mistaken OP.It's salt.Salt has morphine and salt is for getting the pain from open wounds.
User avatar #50 - adamkk (11/28/2012) [-]
says 'did yuo kno' must be legit
User avatar #47 - tkuja (11/28/2012) [-]
vinegar is where it's at
#7 - Rascal (11/27/2012) [-]
You sir are a lying bastard. Poppy's are what produces morphine. the poppy is scraped and morphine is derived from what is collected: opium.
#18 - Rascal (11/28/2012) [-]
For more infomation about the healing effects of lemons go to [url deleted]
User avatar #19 to #18 - mykoira (11/28/2012) [-]
oh why isn't links working on anons. i would have loved to see the comments
User avatar #29 to #19 - erethilful (11/28/2012) [-]
Lemonparty is just too old my friend.
#22 to #19 - superstroke (11/28/2012) [-]
Pretty sure it was just lemonparty
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User avatar #24 to #22 - mykoira (11/28/2012) [-]
thats why
User avatar #13 - lolollo (11/28/2012) [-]
You would get more people if you said aspirin instead of morphine. Most everyone I know knows that morphine is one hard as **** drug to come by, and you wouldn't be able to find it in something as common as a lemon.

Aspirin? Yeah that ****** everywhere...
#12 - electrictroll (11/28/2012) [-]
I teared up just thinking about it.
User avatar #9 - mahjimmiesarusslin (11/28/2012) [-]
Because if lemons contained morphine i would be mainlining a god damn bottle of lemon juice a day
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