am i the only one?. seriosly though i really think it could work. if ever became a murderer when my victim was escaping i would stop chasing start laughing then
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am i the only one?

seriosly though i really think it could work

if ever became a murderer
when my victim was escaping
i would stop chasing start laughing
then scream out
HEY' its a joke hahahaha your mom set you up!"
then point at some random dark place
tell him there is a camera there
and that he is on TV so he would laugh
and repeat omg Lol serveral times
before he let his guard down and got close enough
for me to stab him in his gullible face
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#10 - Eleatperson (11/28/2012) [-]
if ever became...
who is ever?
User avatar #20 - fluttershyiswin (11/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I would change my name to Maxwell and hit people with a silver hammer.
User avatar #3 - BridgeTroll (11/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
anyone remember when Zach Braff beat the **** out of a twelve year old who spray painted his car....and then Ashton Kutcher showed up?
User avatar #18 - gorginhanson (11/28/2012) [-]
WHEN he's escaping?
Are you so awful at it that you already know he's going to get away?
User avatar #43 - zapgod (11/28/2012) [-]
And just below your content there is an add for knives
#8 - leto (11/28/2012) [-]
#47 - whitenerdy (11/28/2012) [+] (22 replies)
> Implying people wouldn't stop and look for a camera before letting you move closer.   
> Implying people would find it funny being chased.   
> Implying saying "omg" and "lol" multiple times in real life somehow "binds" people together and don't make people think you're a dork. (Please, for the sake of humanity search on "saying lol in real life" and stop it, nobody says "lol" unless they're social outcasts.)   
> Implying people that says "omg" and "lol" multiple times go out much.   
> Implying "normal people" wouldn't be able to beat your ass to grass.    
> Implying that there're people in all other countries that have the same 						******					 humor as to do that sort of things.    
> Implying peoples mothers would do such things.   
> Implying everybody still have a living mother.   
"if ever became a murderer"   
-Who is "ever"?   
"=D"    
(-_-)...   
   
But if you remove all that, then I guess it was a decent content.   
2/10    
Didn't even chuckle.
> Implying people wouldn't stop and look for a camera before letting you move closer.
> Implying people would find it funny being chased.
> Implying saying "omg" and "lol" multiple times in real life somehow "binds" people together and don't make people think you're a dork. (Please, for the sake of humanity search on "saying lol in real life" and stop it, nobody says "lol" unless they're social outcasts.)
> Implying people that says "omg" and "lol" multiple times go out much.
> Implying "normal people" wouldn't be able to beat your ass to grass.
> Implying that there're people in all other countries that have the same ****** humor as to do that sort of things.
> Implying peoples mothers would do such things.
> Implying everybody still have a living mother.
"if ever became a murderer"
-Who is "ever"?
"=D"
(-_-)...

But if you remove all that, then I guess it was a decent content.
2/10
Didn't even chuckle.
#59 to #47 - arandomanon ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
>implying all of those ">implying" aren't actually meaningless.
>implying all of those ">implying" aren't actually meaningless.
#40 - agentmoleman ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
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#2 - kingofunnyjunk (11/27/2012) [+] (14 replies)
what if he says "My mom's dead"?
User avatar #45 - theugandanhero (11/28/2012) [-]
=D
User avatar #41 - badrey (11/28/2012) [-]
I want to see this scene in a movie.
#9 - Nullifier (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
omg LoL
#73 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
> le implication that he the victim has a mom
le me me arrows XDDDDD
#62 - captaincapital (11/28/2012) [-]
What If He Didn't Have A Mom?
User avatar #19 - mahjimmiesarusslin (11/28/2012) [-]
Perfect
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User avatar #1 - karvarausku (11/27/2012) [-]
I love you, you sick **** <3
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