am i the only one?. seriosly though i really think it could work. if ever became a murderer when my victim was escaping i would stop chasing start laughing then am i the only one? seriosly though really think it could work if ever became a murderer when my victim was escaping would stop chasing start laughing then
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am i the only one?. seriosly though i really think it could work. if ever became a murderer when my victim was escaping i would stop chasing start laughing then

seriosly though i really think it could work

if ever became a murderer
when my victim was escaping
i would stop chasing start laughing
then scream out
HEY' its a joke hahahaha your mom set you up!"
then point at some random dark place
tell him there is a camera there
and that he is on TV so he would laugh
and repeat omg Lol serveral times
before he let his guard down and got close enough
for me to stab him in his gullible face
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#10 - Eleatperson
Reply +67
(11/28/2012) [-]
if ever became...
who is ever?
#20 - fluttershyiswin
Reply +28
(11/28/2012) [-]
I would change my name to Maxwell and hit people with a silver hammer.
#22 to #20 - KiesterKicker
Reply +2
(11/28/2012) [-]
You are awesome
You are awesome
#24 to #22 - kanatana
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
Forgive me, but I don't get it.
#26 to #24 - kandazz
Reply +1
(11/28/2012) [-]
Beatles song. It's epic.
#27 to #26 - kanatana
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha.
#21 to #20 - noobofdoom
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(11/28/2012) [-]
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#3 - BridgeTroll
Reply +24
(11/27/2012) [-]
anyone remember when Zach Braff beat the **** out of a twelve year old who spray painted his car....and then Ashton Kutcher showed up?
#12 to #3 - monsterking
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(11/28/2012) [-]
wait wut?
#13 to #12 - BridgeTroll
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(11/28/2012) [-]
punked. they got a 12 year old kid to spray paint zach braffs car, and zach beat the **** out of him, then he found out he was on punked
#14 to #13 - monsterking
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(11/28/2012) [-]
i would very much like to see this
#15 to #14 - BridgeTroll
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(11/28/2012) [-]
good luck finding it, they never aired it, i found it on the internet years ago, but it may have been lost to the depths of hell
#16 to #15 - monsterking
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(11/28/2012) [-]
well ****. well thanks anyway man. ill hunt it down
#34 to #16 - rickyrickyricky
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Just commenting here in case you find it.
#44 to #34 - thejdcole
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(11/28/2012) [-]
I've searched for a while but I managed to find it.

www buzzfeed com /punkd/best-moments-in-punkd-history-55rv
#81 to #44 - fenomenum [OP]
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
he looked like such a nice guy in scrubs

this ruined my image of him forever =[
#38 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
He never did, the idea only crossed his mind.
#18 - gorginhanson
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(11/28/2012) [-]
WHEN he's escaping?
Are you so awful at it that you already know he's going to get away?
#43 - zapgod
Reply +4
(11/28/2012) [-]
And just below your content there is an add for knives
#8 - leto
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(11/28/2012) [-]
#47 - whitenerdy
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(11/28/2012) [-]
> Implying people wouldn't stop and look for a camera before letting you move closer.   
> Implying people would find it funny being chased.   
> Implying saying "omg" and "lol" multiple times in real life somehow "binds" people together and don't make people think you're a dork. (Please, for the sake of humanity search on "saying lol in real life" and stop it, nobody says "lol" unless they're social outcasts.)   
> Implying people that says "omg" and "lol" multiple times go out much.   
> Implying "normal people" wouldn't be able to beat your ass to grass.    
> Implying that there're people in all other countries that have the same ****** humor as to do that sort of things.    
> Implying peoples mothers would do such things.   
> Implying everybody still have a living mother.   
"if ever became a murderer"   
-Who is "ever"?   
"=D"    
(-_-)...   
   
But if you remove all that, then I guess it was a decent content.   
2/10    
Didn't even chuckle.
> Implying people wouldn't stop and look for a camera before letting you move closer.
> Implying people would find it funny being chased.
> Implying saying "omg" and "lol" multiple times in real life somehow "binds" people together and don't make people think you're a dork. (Please, for the sake of humanity search on "saying lol in real life" and stop it, nobody says "lol" unless they're social outcasts.)
> Implying people that says "omg" and "lol" multiple times go out much.
> Implying "normal people" wouldn't be able to beat your ass to grass.
> Implying that there're people in all other countries that have the same ****** humor as to do that sort of things.
> Implying peoples mothers would do such things.
> Implying everybody still have a living mother.
"if ever became a murderer"
-Who is "ever"?
"=D"
(-_-)...

But if you remove all that, then I guess it was a decent content.
2/10
Didn't even chuckle.
#54 to #47 - antiponiesuser
Reply -1
(11/28/2012) [-]
dammit dude whenever people like you say the truth they get blasted with red thumbs. that's why i hate this community. anyway I thumbed you up. keep up the good job and the iron balls.
#58 to #54 - whitenerdy
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Instead of just putting a picture of a gramma-nazi who's crying to whore thumbs. We need to actually stop up and talk **** to people that repost the same **** that were posted the day before, or make ****** comics before the cancer spreed.
#48 to #47 - anon
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
**** off.
#49 to #47 - lookatmyhouseofwax
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
Guess what, noone ******* cares.
#50 to #49 - whitenerdy
Reply -4
(11/28/2012) [-]
<Things that other people also said the disliked.>
"if ever became a murderer"
-Who is "ever"?
"=D"
(-_-)...
</Things that other people also said the disliked.>

By the way, even though you know how to capitalize and set a comma, you still don't sound like an intellectual individual when you say "noone." Especially if you include your name. "lookatmyhouseofwax."

Go back to middle school, please.
#53 to #52 - whitenerdy
Reply -2
(11/28/2012) [-]
Cancer, cancer everywhere.
#55 to #53 - lookatmyhouseofwax
Reply -3
(11/28/2012) [-]
The only cancer here is the failed attempt by you, trying to greentext, while on FunnyJunk.
#56 to #55 - whitenerdy
Reply -2
(11/28/2012) [-]
O, U CN'T GRNN TXT ON FNNYJNK?

How come I didn't see this before in the years I have been here, thank you for finally guiding me, your wisdom outshines mine. I will now stop being a douche and proceed to the nearest stairway, where all my friends and family members will chant my name, as I proceed to take off my cloth, and **** bricks, as I ascend to the heavens above.


#57 to #56 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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(11/28/2012) [-]
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#64 to #57 - anon
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
how bored are you guys?
#65 to #47 - anon
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
wow..
#68 to #47 - fenomenum [OP]
Reply +1
(11/28/2012) [-]
sorry for the spelling and punctuation mistakes english is not my first language and its been so long that im starting to forget it a bit i did try my best though
and its my first OC as well i was just happy i thought of something funny myself while watching tv that i might not have explained everything correctly
next time ill be sure to pass it through a spelling check program
im not being sarcastic btw
#74 to #68 - whitenerdy
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
Cool.
#59 to #47 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +3
(11/28/2012) [-]
&gt;implying all of those &quot;&gt;implying&quot; aren't actually meaningless.
>implying all of those ">implying" aren't actually meaningless.
#63 to #59 - whitenerdy
Reply -5
(11/28/2012) [-]
>Implying the implying that I implied wasn't necessarily to explain how **** your content was, without writing an essay under 5 pages.
Also, by the nine divine...
Howtomakecapitalization dot com

You normally learn this in middle school.
#72 to #63 - wormman
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
What did you say about the Divines. Did i hear the word NINE, ohhh you in deep **** now buddy.
#67 to #63 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
"My" content? I'm not OP......
I find very amusing that someone who uses ">implying" instead of writing as a person would because you'd write an "essay under 5 pages" says I didn't learn ****. Have you ever heard of "sumarizing"?
Maybe the content was **** but your "realistic" analysis about what obviously was a joke won't help to make the content any better.
#75 to #67 - whitenerdy
Reply -2
(11/28/2012) [-]
I do apologize for mistaken you for OP, I just remembered something about "anon- menum" afro-african ****, and I have been too busy commenting to other peoples comments to go check if it was your name.

But non the less, this was not a "joke." This was OP, making a scheming plan on how he would trick his victims.
Description:
"Seriosly though i really think it could work"

I didn't try to make the content better, I felt that I need to claim this content with my personal discomfort-flag as under ******** territory, because everybody else just seems to place a Gramma-Nazi picture or write maybe one line and receive millions of thumbs. While this may be a site for "Funny" it's also filled with **** content and thumb-whores. Only I put my hand down and try my best to remove cancer like this from our site, Because I'm the hero that Funnyjunk deserves, but not the one it wants right now, so you hunt me, because I can take it, because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.

I'm Whitenerdy.

#77 to #75 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
I really don't think OP was talking seriously dude... even with whatever he wrote in the description, this is suposed to be a joke. Do you really think OP's going to do this in real life and posted this as a genius idea? No, I don't think so.   
I do support people who disconforms with the cancerous faggotry that seems to abound in this site, nevertheless I don't consider this as one. Maybe unfunny for some people (like you or me, I didn't find it funny at al) but don't think it's cancer.   
And with this, I'm out.
I really don't think OP was talking seriously dude... even with whatever he wrote in the description, this is suposed to be a joke. Do you really think OP's going to do this in real life and posted this as a genius idea? No, I don't think so.
I do support people who disconforms with the cancerous faggotry that seems to abound in this site, nevertheless I don't consider this as one. Maybe unfunny for some people (like you or me, I didn't find it funny at al) but don't think it's cancer.
And with this, I'm out.
#79 to #77 - whitenerdy
Reply -1
(11/28/2012) [-]
"If ever became a murderer"

He played with the thought that this would be a smart idea to do, if the situation would happen. IF he became a murderer, not a joke. It was a "funny" thought, that he shared.
#80 to #79 - fenomenum [OP]
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(11/28/2012) [-]
im not going to become a murderer i just tought it would be better me saying like if i was talking about myself in the future then say if someone ever become a murderer they should do something like this blah blah dont you agree?
#40 - agentmoleman
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(11/28/2012) [-]
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#2 - kingofunnyjunk
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(11/27/2012) [-]
what if he says "My mom's dead"?
#9 - Nullifier
Reply +1
(11/28/2012) [-]
omg LoL
#66 to #9 - dimitrilh
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
KS...KS everywhere!
#83 to #66 - Nullifier
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
nah bro the rest of my team was losing pretty hard
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