Just wow

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#63 - Aleafe (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)

100%

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#197 to #63 - notthepedobear (11/28/2012) [-]

same here man.
****** creepy

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#59 - thechosentroll (11/28/2012) [-]

Congrats, you just described 80% of the non-retarded people on the internet.

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#212 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [-]

Female.
26.
Bisexual.
Hate videogames.
I'm dumb as **** , but get eveything done.
I'm completely anti-racist.
I'm heavily religious.

loljk you just explained my life word for word.

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#93 - RageRambo ONLINE (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No(Christian)

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#185 to #93 - kazorkthedork ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]

yeah, that's me, too.
although I have a feeling that of all the people that this content applies to, the only answer that'll be a little different is the last one.

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#82 - anonexplains (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)

I am 14, religious, high middle class, don't game, and am not a underacheiver

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#83 to #82 - soquelknight (11/28/2012) [-]

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#98 to #82 - skrawberriez (11/28/2012) [-]

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#61 - Marcelaluv (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I'm a girl thank you very much.

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#351 to #61 - benk has deleted their comment [-]

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#371 - fattyacid (11/28/2012) [-]

Close but I'm actually a Somalian pirate named Ali Abdullah Akbar, a native of the city Bosaso. Me and my wife, Acura Jiha, live off the U.S. dollars I earn on the job. She can cook very well and am happy to say I also married her second cousin, Diesila Ahmed. Though they sometimes fight, kids will be kids, I am happy they can cook and clean so well. I am also happy to learn English from Doctor Salaad Siad at Mogadishu University.
Life is good.

Till we meet in America,
your Nigerian prince, Ali Abdullah

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#65 - velutluna (11/28/2012) [+] (11 replies)

I'm female. I'm straight-ish. I was raised in lower than lower middle class. That means no money for video games or play stations or nintendos. I didn't even know about Mario or Link until a few years ago. Everything else seems right though. This feels completely pointless posting. bananas.

what I ask myself every day

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#68 to #65 - dengaz (11/28/2012) [-]

You're trying to insult the intelligence of a post.. Who's retarded?

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#84 to #68 - soquelknight (11/28/2012) [-]

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#161 to #84 - velutluna (11/28/2012) [-]

you do know I was talking about myself, not the person who posted this. Or even the post itself. I was talking about my comment.

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#163 to #161 - dengaz (11/28/2012) [-]

What could have prevented this would be a nice arrow toward the comment's picture saying "to me". or something similar.

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#166 to #163 - velutluna (11/28/2012) [-]

that's what I thought I was doing when I said "what I ask myself every day"..I didn't mean to confuse anybody. I ask myself "are you retarded?" every day, not other people..well most other people. There are a few I look at like "they really just did that or said that..and these people still exist..why?" As I've stated before, however, I am sorry I misguided you..and others of my intentions.

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#170 to #166 - dengaz (11/28/2012) [-]

well its all quick assuming, what do you see first? the picture or the text? i assumed you meant the post

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#158 to #68 - velutluna (11/28/2012) [-]

I was talking about myself. Not whoever posted this. Why would I even do that? You clearly misunderstood me.

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#162 to #158 - dengaz (11/28/2012) [-]

Well, if you take a look at your comment, you can see where somebody would misunderstand, it was very misguided.

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#165 to #162 - velutluna (11/28/2012) [-]

I guess so. I would never insult anybody for no reason though. I meant to say that I felt retarded for commenting on it. It felt pointless at the time, yet was bored enough to do so anyway. You can see the boredom because I said bananas. I'm sorry to have misguided you.

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#167 to #165 - dengaz (11/28/2012) [-]

yes i know what you meant to say, have a good day mam

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#169 to #167 - velutluna (11/28/2012) [-]

and you, gentlestranger.

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#426 - marsupilami (11/28/2012) [-]

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#148 - zaperzero ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No

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#329 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]

Congratulations. You described FJ's main demographic.

...amazing.

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#271 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Joke's on you, I'm bisexual!

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#280 to #271 - kitsunekoma (11/28/2012) [-]

Yup ;3 bi-winning

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#1 - anonexplains (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

i am everything exept the racist part, i am not racist

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#11 to #1 - Saundazzz (11/27/2012) [-]

Thumbed down for not being racist... Welcome to the internet!

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#373 - killthemjuice (11/28/2012) [-]

oh lawdy

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#341 - metalbass (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)

male
17
straight
upper class althought im not a huge gamer
Above average by a lot in math or sciences. Average everywhere else
Racist to slight degrees.
Catholic on paper - Questioning irl.

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#365 to #341 - anonexplains (11/28/2012) [-]

Holy **** are we twins? haha

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#261 - aldheim (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I am strong, independent black woman who don't need no man.

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#270 to #261 - bostpost (11/28/2012) [-]

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#260 - alexbeyotch (11/28/2012) [-]

I'm a girl...

But the rest of it was right! ;)

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#110 - SurfingSmurf (11/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)

Yes to all exept one, i am a female :)

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#121 to #110 - weinerdick ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]

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#126 to #121 - SurfingSmurf (11/28/2012) [-]

haha That is actually the first time i see that pic! Made me lol

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#129 to #126 - sevensixtwo (11/28/2012) [-]

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#135 to #129 - SurfingSmurf (11/28/2012) [-]

hahaha! Sorry I aint no thumb whore, you gotta do MUCH better then just a thumb :p lol

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#137 to #135 - sevensixtwo (11/28/2012) [-]

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#145 to #135 - sevensixtwo (11/28/2012) [-]

Also, I tried to thumb up the reds on your previous comments. Apologies for the men on here all around.

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#151 to #145 - SurfingSmurf (11/28/2012) [-]

awwes, Its all good! I don't take it personally, 1st of all, it is funnyjunk, and 2nd it is the internet. But I do get pissed when I get called an attention whore.. coz that I am not :)

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#156 to #151 - sevensixtwo (11/28/2012) [-]

Well I can't really say anything you haven't heard before (women on the internet forfeit their sexual power, yadda yadda yadda), but FJ'ers aren't always satisfied with merely talking ***** they will thumb your comments and content to oblivion just to prove their own superiority. It's happened to me. I know you have your opinions, and you have better things to do than flash tits to every citizen that disagrees, but arguing back wont change their mind, and your only tactic is to bore them to the point they lose interest. As a community, we do have a comically short attention span.

And also, just for lulz.

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#60 - platypoos (11/28/2012) [-]

nope

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Stumbled upon this and made me lol at how accurate it was

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