Prometheus Logic. . Super advanced laser technology to perform surgery Delicate machines cater to your every need, making sure thc procedure is as safe & painle
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Prometheus Logic

Super advanced laser technology to perform surgery
Delicate machines cater to your every need, making sure thc
procedure is as safe & painless as possible
When ifs done - staple that **** together
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Submitted: 11/27/2012
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#268 - theluppijackal (11/28/2012) [-]
I expected this
#319 to #268 - thedevilmaycry (11/28/2012) [-]
nostalgia*
nostalgia*
#273 to #268 - Rascal (11/28/2012) [-]
I had a thought the other day.

what if the alien is bob?
#280 to #268 - argument (11/28/2012) [-]
I must know what that is from. The nostalgia is overwhelming.
User avatar #283 to #280 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/28/2012) [-]
Prometheus and bob.

from the kid's show Kablaam
#296 to #283 - argument (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks.. Im seven-teen so it was definitely before my time. I have a sliver of memory of the show though
User avatar #329 to #296 - cleverguy (11/28/2012) [-]
its not actually too before your time. im seventeen and i remember that show was running when i was a kid and they actually brought it back for a short while not too long ago, albeit they were just showing reruns.
User avatar #282 to #280 - Kittehh (11/28/2012) [-]
Prometheus and Bob! :)
User avatar #10 - caelinnis (11/27/2012) [-]
Are you retarded? Staples are very common part of surgery and I'm sure doctors today would jizz their pants to have a machine than can stable like that
#429 to #10 - caelinnis (11/28/2012) [-]
holy 			****		 i made into the top 2 oh god well I'd like to thank Metrocast for providing me the tools to suceed, I'd also like to the Promotheus for providing the .gif, and last but not least I'd like to thank you dear viewer!
holy **** i made into the top 2 oh god well I'd like to thank Metrocast for providing me the tools to suceed, I'd also like to the Promotheus for providing the .gif, and last but not least I'd like to thank you dear viewer!

#154 to #10 - Rascal (11/27/2012) [-]
> a machine than can stable like that
> stable like that
> stable

i guess they would need horses too

grammar pls
User avatar #218 to #154 - wooyoungkim (11/27/2012) [-]
When's the last time you went to English class?
#136 to #10 - hurrdurka (11/27/2012) [-]
Your missing the point, it;s the future they expect **** better than staples.
#230 to #136 - bulbakip (11/27/2012) [-]
carbon fiber staples?
#322 to #230 - Rascal (11/28/2012) [-]
as a materials engineer and a biomed student, IF YOU PUT A CARBON FIBER STAPLE IN ME IM GOING TO MURDER YOU. Aluminum staples are very efficient because they are non-bioreactive and extremely fast to close up a wound. Burning is closing the wound with scarring, which has a high chance of infection. They actually have made self degrading staples as well. (seriously, go to college for this major, it's ***** awesome)

the more you know
User avatar #324 to #322 - bulbakip (11/28/2012) [-]
can you build me a space ship....?
User avatar #426 to #322 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I assume that the spray thingy is meant to keep it from infecting and to lessen the pain in that particular area? I know it seems like the stuff they use today, but maybe it's some sci-fi spray that you don't know about and it's properties?
User avatar #332 to #322 - wooyoungkim (11/28/2012) [-]
yup, except mine was stitches. I was so damn happy when my doc told me they'll degrade instead of removing them physically.
User avatar #64 to #10 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm also sure that if they have non-cauterizing skin cutting lasers, they should have something of that nature to seal the wound.
#125 to #64 - thedudest (11/27/2012) [-]
I could be wrong here...but I think the reason why staples are better than actually sealing the wound is so that just in case something goes wrong, and they have to open the person back up, all they have to do is remove the staples instead of having to cut them open again...
User avatar #184 to #125 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
when you have lasers that concern is irrelevant
#261 to #64 - Rascal (11/28/2012) [-]
I doubt BURNING a wound close will actually help the healing process. You have to let the skin heal by itself, so those staples are actually the best way to close the wound.
User avatar #330 to #261 - srskate (11/28/2012) [-]
how does everyone MISS THE FREAKING POINT
I DIDNT SAY CAUTERIZE IT SHUT
User avatar #337 to #330 - theoriginalzombie (11/28/2012) [-]
Calm down sweet prince
#347 to #337 - srskate (11/28/2012) [-]
it just gets annoying man.

And im actually calm, I just used caps for emphasis.
#259 - XptoO (11/28/2012) [-]
Actually, staples are used in medical operations today...

Wanted to use "the moreyouknow.jpeg but I don't have it"
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#288 to #259 - Corak (11/28/2012) [-]
Im very familiar with the whole staple thing   
 I had to get 6 in the back off my head because i was sittin on the trunk of my exes car while drifting around the corner
Im very familiar with the whole staple thing
I had to get 6 in the back off my head because i was sittin on the trunk of my exes car while drifting around the corner
User avatar #285 to #259 - smkris (11/28/2012) [-]
That's not the point, the point is that the operation (or whatever it was) was so sophisticated with lasers and all that, then they just use staples to close it up .
#287 to #285 - XptoO (11/28/2012) [-]
you are right, bubblegum would do the trick perfectly
User avatar #292 to #287 - Jackimole (11/28/2012) [-]
Or stitches...
User avatar #297 to #292 - eatshitop (11/28/2012) [-]
The muscles in that section were probably too strong and forced apart too much for stitches to hold that place. After all, that would be a fatal opening.
User avatar #299 to #297 - Jackimole (11/28/2012) [-]
I have no idea. I'm an asshole, not a doctor.
User avatar #300 to #299 - eatshitop (11/28/2012) [-]
I have a PhD then I guess. because im a Pretty Huge Dick.
#120 - bdowns (11/27/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at chris rock ** mfw I watched that movie
User avatar #153 to #120 - fgtometer (11/27/2012) [-]
good ******* roll my friend!
#46 - rbpwn (11/27/2012) [-]
You can't just sew up cuts that deep and large
#74 to #46 - goodgirlkrystal (11/27/2012) [-]
i had a c section and was sewed up with stitches.
User avatar #135 to #74 - rbpwn (11/27/2012) [-]
Yes, but that's different.
Also, the machine was for males only, so it wouldn't have known that it could have been sewed up
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#119 to #46 - sniffalot (11/27/2012) [-]
I believe dearest op means that if they had evolved to lasers and precise mechanics you'd assume they have evolved past staples.
User avatar #131 to #119 - rbpwn (11/27/2012) [-]
Well, in the beginning of the film, you can't really tell at all that it's in the future
So the huge advancements were probably only in AI, Robotics,Cryo sciences and Space travel

There's no hints that medical sciences have gone far enough for that
#54 to #46 - Spectricity (11/27/2012) [-]
I can ******* try.
Now hand me the staple gun.
#55 to #54 - rbpwn (11/27/2012) [-]
**** , be careful
I think it's broken
User avatar #61 to #46 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
That wasn't the point.

The point is they have some ******* lasers to open that **** but they don't have some ******* lasers to close that **** .
User avatar #67 to #61 - elbrysobrony (11/27/2012) [-]
If you're talking about cauterizing a wound closed, it would take too long, and would probably leave a much larger mark closing it up than staples would, because of the heat and such killing off the nearby skin cells. But what do I know? I'm just a teenager with a laptop and a dictionary.
User avatar #80 to #67 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, my response was vauge. I meant the laser that they DID use should have burned the skin when it cut, thus not allowing it to close later. However, since the wound did close, it didnt burn (cauterize) the wound. So since it didnt burn it, the laser must be magic of some sort.
User avatar #70 to #67 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
No, im talking about the future and the use of primitive technology when you have the power to open a wound with a laser and yet not cauterize it.

Also, you aren't the only teenager on the internet.
User avatar #72 to #70 - teros (11/27/2012) [-]
Yes, because LASERS that HEAL people will ever happen. Cauterizing is the best you are gonna do in that sense and as he said that is worse for a patient than staples in a case of deep incisions.
User avatar #78 to #72 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
3 things
1. ******* future
2. lasers that open flesh without burning it shouldn't happen either
3. ******* staples, refer to 1.

I do realize now that my original post was worded vaguely. I intended to say that the laser opened the wound without cauterizing it, which should happen for a few reasons.
User avatar #83 to #78 - teros (11/27/2012) [-]
1.) so? because it's in the future impossibilities are magically real, doable, things?
2.) I'm pretty sure it did for the most part, I didn't see much blood did you?
3.) yes ******* staples it is still an efficient way to seal a deep incision. What do you want a magical insta-healing device? that's not future science stuff it's ******* FANTASY MAGIC.
User avatar #142 to #83 - ilovehitler (11/27/2012) [-]
Magic is just science we can not yet comprehend.
User avatar #85 to #83 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
2. it did burn the flesh, or it did open it without cauterizing it
User avatar #87 to #85 - teros (11/27/2012) [-]
My bad that was vague, didn't type what I thought. I meant I think it cauterized the wound mostly as it cut through, Just to get through the skin it wouldn't need to do to much burning, a little burn is all so you can't look for black marks or anything and say it clearly didn't cause burns; and all around it didn't bleed much for a cut so deep, so i would say it probably did cauterize it along with the opening of it.
User avatar #90 to #87 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
but then the only problem is that the cauterized flesh wouldn't heal back together. Only live flesh can do that.

User avatar #351 to #90 - teros (11/28/2012) [-]
Burns and cauterized wounds do eventually heal you realize? it just takes an extended amount of time; and in this case she still wasn't even better at the end of the movie so I can't complain.
User avatar #405 to #351 - srskate (11/28/2012) [-]
Ahh, well I haven't actually seen the movie, so i believe you.

It has been a pleasure, sir.
User avatar #86 to #85 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
i was not completely sure what you meant
User avatar #66 to #61 - ixcarnifexxi (11/27/2012) [-]
Just gonna tell you, lasers are obviously hot enough to burn through skin, but I doubt there are lasers that can somehow melt our skin back together. In WW2, they cauterized wounds shut by heating metal and using that to melt skin shut. Lasers are just too damn powerful. SO when in doubt of futuristic operations; staples.
User avatar #69 to #66 - srskate (11/27/2012) [-]
The original lasers didn't cauterize the wound. Therefore, they are obviously magic. Why don't they have magic skin closing lasers.

My actual point is that it is the future, but they don't have better technology that staples.
User avatar #186 to #69 - ixcarnifexxi (11/27/2012) [-]
They also used super glue to seal wounds in WW2, and now we use to glue plastic models together. Future.
User avatar #331 to #186 - srskate (11/28/2012) [-]
Super glue to seal wounds

that made my day.
#370 - DanLacasky (11/28/2012) [-]
Then they ran out of staples and had to use glue. She's a lucky lucky lucky luck girl.
#163 - eddiethead (11/27/2012) [-]
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#389 to #163 - breakfastlunch (11/28/2012) [-]
That's an excellent summary of the movie
#40 - kearn ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
They have an autodoc but no pipboy?
#77 to #40 - bagofmeth (11/27/2012) [-]
im playing this right now .-.
im playing this right now .-.
#121 - whenuleastxpect (11/27/2012) [-]
**whenuleastxpect rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Social suicide ** *Shows up at random thread - rolls the most relevant picture EVER*
User avatar #143 to #121 - serotonin (11/27/2012) [-]
Well Xenomorphs and Orks both were created as weapons...so its kind of related.
Or maybe its about Ork medicine. ``YO`R FACE WAS STOMPED REAL GOOD? HAR HAR HAR HAR. LET ME JUST PUT IT BACK TOGETHER WITH SOME NAILS AND TAPE...THERE YOU GO, GOOD AND PROPA!``
User avatar #156 to #143 - postie (11/27/2012) [-]
The Orks were created as weapons?
I always thought they were just a tribal race that loved warfare.
User avatar #161 to #156 - deathrinderalta (11/27/2012) [-]
The Old Ones created all living species and made the Orks to have an unstoppable fighting force they could control and they planned to use them against the Necrons, but the Necrons attacked too quickly and they either lost control of the Orks or didn't get a chance to finish it.
User avatar #170 to #161 - postie (11/27/2012) [-]
Nice to have some new info on the subject. I need to start looking into this stuff more.
User avatar #159 to #156 - serotonin (11/27/2012) [-]
Yes. they just like Eldar and many other races were created by Old ones to fight against Necrons/Necrontir. There were some changes in canon with new editions coming out but I belive that this wasnt changed.
I dont know could spacefaring race (and one of most dominant organisms in its universe) be called tribal.
User avatar #165 to #159 - postie (11/27/2012) [-]
From everything I've seen, they just seem tribal due to the way they follow a banner. Plus the way the scavenge or steal everything they use, just makes them seem uncivilized of a sort.
#169 to #165 - serotonin (11/27/2012) [-]
Well they are capable of creating some very high tech like teleporters on their own. They are uncivilised by our standards but then again its not how they work. For them fighting is main entertainment and means of reproduction.
Well they are capable of creating some very high tech like teleporters on their own. They are uncivilised by our standards but then again its not how they work. For them fighting is main entertainment and means of reproduction.
User avatar #101 - fyaq (11/27/2012) [-]
...
medical staples are a real thing... they use it when sutures arent strong enough...like when they slice open your ******* stomach.
User avatar #174 to #101 - xpurpledragonx (11/27/2012) [-]
I think the point was that it's the future and they don't have something better then staples.
User avatar #110 to #101 - fartwhisperer (11/27/2012) [-]
i can vouch. mom just had stomach surgery
User avatar #112 to #101 - zeropro (11/27/2012) [-]
Me too I had six stables put into my head
User avatar #115 to #112 - julesv (11/27/2012) [-]
...Stables... That made me laugh really hard for some reason.
#117 to #115 - zeropro (11/27/2012) [-]
oh 			****		 god damn it...   
staples*
oh **** god damn it...
staples*
User avatar #122 to #117 - commiecomrade (11/27/2012) [-]
Those staples must have went in too far.
#127 to #122 - zeropro (11/27/2012) [-]
You have no idea how retarded I literally feel right now....
User avatar #128 to #127 - commiecomrade (11/27/2012) [-]
It happens to everyone.
User avatar #134 to #117 - eccleston (11/27/2012) [-]
Could be worse... one day I said that I was "growing a bear" insdead of "growing a bear"... first time I saw an anon get 20 thumbs.
User avatar #138 to #134 - zeropro (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you forget to put the "d" in "beard" just to make me feel better?
User avatar #147 to #138 - eccleston (11/27/2012) [-]
I should have spent this 5 minutes being productive instead of scrolling through my old comments, but I found it: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4240492/After+November+is+over/164#164
#149 to #147 - zeropro (11/27/2012) [-]
oh god i cant 			*******		 breathe...
oh god i cant ******* breathe...
User avatar #150 to #147 - julesv (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh God... My sides..
User avatar #140 to #134 - julesv (11/27/2012) [-]
"growing a bear" insdead of "growing a bear"

Also makes perfect sense!
User avatar #198 to #115 - cubanwhiteman (11/27/2012) [-]
My throat is a little hoarse.
But my doctor suggested I get stables.
#366 - zachloweth (11/28/2012) [-]
Actually my favorite part of the movie is how just after giving herself a c-section she is able to run, jump and dive out of the way with little difficulty, with only staples holding her guts in. Either she is a lot tougher than she looks or that spray stuff must contain a **** ton of pain killers, but its the future so who knows.
User avatar #380 to #366 - hungryforwords (11/28/2012) [-]
Dont forget how she walks in covered in blood with the massive stapled up wound and nobody seems to notice or care
User avatar #401 to #380 - umybitchnigga (11/28/2012) [-]
like a boss
#356 - isuckatmakingnames (11/28/2012) [-]
When it was pulling the thing out I half expected a cut scene to this.
#412 to #356 - Rascal (11/28/2012) [-]
Watch the Prometheus HISHE.
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User avatar #354 to #295 - oCrAzYtOwNo (11/28/2012) [-]
The video of this w/ the Skyrim intro was funny as **** .
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#191 - qwermy (11/27/2012) [-]
Actually, staples are used in surgery. They leave a bigger scar than stitches, but they are quite common. I've had an injury patched with them myself.
#91 - moneybag (11/27/2012) [-]
What the **** do you want it to do? leave the cut open?
User avatar #94 to #91 - massdubater (11/27/2012) [-]
there's something called sutures you should look into them
User avatar #103 to #94 - heartlessrobot (11/27/2012) [-]
Not strong enough, as soon as the person moved, it would tear open. Medical staples are legit and used in modern healthcare.
User avatar #107 to #103 - massdubater (11/27/2012) [-]
ahh good call, good call. my mistake i didn't think of that.
#342 - camelnuts (11/28/2012) [-]
Besides all the future technology, aliens, and 			****		, what I really didn't get about the movie is why Meredith (aka the blond girl) ran away from a giant spaceship in the direction it was falling. Seriously? Run to the side for 			******		 sake.
Besides all the future technology, aliens, and **** , what I really didn't get about the movie is why Meredith (aka the blond girl) ran away from a giant spaceship in the direction it was falling. Seriously? Run to the side for ****** sake.
User avatar #291 - tehbanana (11/28/2012) [-]
I dont quite get the painless line. She seemed in much pain as it was going on
#298 to #291 - tiktik (11/28/2012) [-]
but she runs a 			*******		  marathon sortly after this! seems legit
but she runs a ******* marathon sortly after this! seems legit
#309 to #298 - raigen (11/28/2012) [-]
LOL that gif is super legit...
LOL that gif is super legit...
User avatar #60 - letmetellyouastory (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure whoever made this understands the fact that staples are used to close deep wounds after surgery, but he's talking about the fact that their in the ******* future, where they use lasers to open wounds, so you think they would of evolved past staples.
#212 - kaycie (11/27/2012) [-]
Michael Fassbender  sweet jesus
Michael Fassbender sweet jesus
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