First Condom. . First Time with a Condom! I recall my list time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woma
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First Condom

First Time with a Condom!
I recall my list time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of
condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that
Iwas new at it. She handed me the package and asked, itll knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb, She
cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked
confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.
Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the hack room, her mouse removed
it. She unhooked her hra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it
was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
Well, come on", she said, "We don' t have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold
back and POW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown.
Did you put that condom on?"
I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
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User avatar #6 - Edi (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Few minutes, riiiighttt.
#10 - grahamsayshi (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't this on sikipedia before the beginning of time?

Actually, hasn't this joke been heard of before science?

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#9 - kusalranawaka (11/28/2012) [-]
If you've never heard this ************* ancient joke before, consider yourself new to the inetrnet.
#5 - tornwingsofangels (11/27/2012) [-]
- after she opens her blouse
User avatar #8 - misticalz ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
Good job. You took a comic, and made it into a text version!
#1 - Duststorm (11/27/2012) [-]
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#11 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
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