To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1 . At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Bu iglasies on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars, See If They Slow Down.
2 . Page Yourself Dyer The intercom. Don' t Disguise Your Voice!
3 . Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask if They Fries with that.
4 u Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker For it Weeks . Dace Everyone has Gotten Otter Their Caffeine M, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field trr All Your Checks. Write I For Marijuana,
6 . Skip down the hall Rather Than Wan: and see how many looks you get.
7 . Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
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9 . Sing Along At The Opera.
1 on Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Cart' t Attend Their Party Because You have an headache.
1 1 . When The Money Domes Out The ATM, Scream " ‘Noni I Won!‘
1 2. When Leaving the Eco, Start Running towards the Parking lot. Yelling. 'Run For Your Lives! They' re Loose?
l B., Tell Your Children Daer Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let tme or You Do.‘
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level or insanity
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