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#91 - Cambro
Reply +35
(11/27/2012) [-]
I live in a townhouse (houses connected to each other) and my uncleanly neighbors attracted cockroaches. But not just any cockroaches, CHINESE cockroaches. The bastards are long and slender and can fly, ************. THEY CAN FLY. I cornered one behind my fridge and forced it back repeatedly until I was certain the terrifying creature had perished. I pulled the fridge back to see it in two pieces, split right in half. Using tweezers I bagged it to show to a science teacher to inquire what the **** it was. The next day I go to take to him, and the legs are moving on both sides of the severed body. THEY WERE MOVING!! I left it on the teachers desk. After an unknown amount of time, the body regenerated so the cockroach that was one horrifying monster turned into TWO. They bad ass *************.
#188 to #91 - trollpants
Reply 0
(11/27/2012) [-]
Wait, there are different types of cockroaches?!

Searched up a video of Chinese Cockroaches. I get these ******* all the time. Didn't think they were bad
#183 to #91 - skinless
Reply +13
(11/27/2012) [-]
theres only one solution, ONE
theres only one solution, ONE
#171 to #91 - mycatlookedatme
Reply 0
(11/27/2012) [-]
Areosol, and a lighter.

It's the only way.
#154 to #91 - novabird
Reply +4
(11/27/2012) [-]
post this **** in the morbid channel with a comic, you're bound to get front page.
#310 to #154 - Cambro
Reply 0
(11/28/2012) [-]
I'm too lazy to take the time. You (or anyone else) can make it into a comic though if you give me credit in the description. Or not. I don't care. If you want the thumbs, take em.
I'm too lazy to take the time. You (or anyone else) can make it into a comic though if you give me credit in the description. Or not. I don't care. If you want the thumbs, take em.
#131 to #91 - welfarekid [OP]
Reply +11
(11/27/2012) [-]
**** that was better than the content, and Im OP
#123 to #91 - RamDozer
Reply +3
(11/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#108 to #91 - mrastrozombie
Reply +3
(11/27/2012) [-]
**** you. theres no way that can exist.   
   
Jesus ******* Christ
**** you. theres no way that can exist.

Jesus ******* Christ
#103 to #91 - heytheremister
Reply +1
(11/27/2012) [-]
Dude.
What.
#112 to #103 - bitchplzzz
Reply 0
(11/27/2012) [-]
I've been looking for that picture.
Also, what the ****, cambro, set it on fire.
#99 to #91 - ragged
Reply +16
(11/27/2012) [-]
My newest fear.
My newest fear.