Cockroach facing reality. . I can subdue in nuclear at ,' and I can live for IO days without it) my Maui Can you survive being hit by a slipper'?. Sometimes, a slipper just isn't enough... Cockroach facing reality I can subdue in nuclear at ' and live for IO days without it) my Maui Can you survive being hit by a slipper'? Sometimes slipper just isn't enough
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#17 - gottakillthemall
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**gottakillthemall rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at foul bachelorette frog **

i hate cockroaches. i never want to see one
User avatar #42 to #17 - abcz
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(11/27/2012) [-]
the cockroaches from Madagascar if tamed are actually pretty cool
#313 to #17 - tmgrskat
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(11/28/2012) [-]
**tmgrskat rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Moodic **
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
#20 to #17 - jovanlisac
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(11/27/2012) [-]
nice roll
#62 to #20 - crellow
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(11/27/2012) [-]
nice indeed
nice indeed
#41 to #17 - sepheroth
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Then I don't recommend looking at my picture
#22 to #17 - EdwardNigma
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Yep.   
   
2 times in a day I have gotten to use this.
Yep.

2 times in a day I have gotten to use this.
#193 to #22 - Cleavland Steamer
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#254 to #22 - cartridge
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Oh god, I started reading this, then once I got to "nippleless" I thought nope, Cr1TiKaL voice time.    
pic unrelated
Oh god, I started reading this, then once I got to "nippleless" I thought nope, Cr1TiKaL voice time.
pic unrelated
User avatar #148 to #22 - thisisMYspoon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
which video is this from?

User avatar #304 to #148 - nickypickle
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Cr1tiKal
or
Penguinz0
User avatar #311 to #304 - thisisMYspoon
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(11/28/2012) [-]
I know but like which video of his?
User avatar #47 to #22 - adetorical
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Cr1tic4L <3
User avatar #63 to #47 - yunogasaii
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Cr1TiKaL*
User avatar #182 to #63 - jaggedherp
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penguinz0*
#34 - vassia
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**vassia rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at hey guys, look what i found! ** Mfw seeing a cockroach
User avatar #35 to #34 - welfarekid [OP]
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I think that's a bug...
User avatar #36 to #35 - vassia
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(11/27/2012) [-]
But is it?
#48 to #36 - whydoniggers
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(11/27/2012) [-]
it´s a zerg so yeah...it´s a bug, a well developed bug, but a bug anyways...
User avatar #49 to #48 - vassia
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But is it developed?
#104 to #49 - anon id: 562da545
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(11/27/2012) [-]
They can chew through tank armor in a minute, survive several 50-calibre rounds to the face, then regenerate it all within a few minutes. Also they can turn into buildings and turrets; so I'd say 'developed' is a bit of an understatement.
User avatar #71 - godmaks
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**godmaks rolls 66** They can survive a nuclear explosion, but can they roll dubs?
#150 to #71 - jakeattack
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**** we are doomed now!
#236 - skiddmarxx
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Sometimes, a slipper just isn't enough...
#245 to #236 - dementedllama
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(11/28/2012) [-]
That's why I brought this.
#265 to #245 - anon id: d6d2f959
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(11/28/2012) [-]
so apparently cockroaches can now fly and emit large amounts of infrared radiation?
User avatar #279 to #265 - rockamekishiko
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(11/28/2012) [-]
well, they can fly...
User avatar #266 to #265 - freight
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(11/28/2012) [-]
after a few tweeks you can still manually fire
User avatar #314 to #266 - tweeks
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Don't use me
#316 to #314 - freight
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(11/29/2012) [-]
you have no idea how many times my name is mentioned in ****....and the pony thread
you have no idea how many times my name is mentioned in ****....and the pony thread
User avatar #318 to #316 - tweeks
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(11/29/2012) [-]
ooh, pony thread.. That's... fun?
User avatar #91 - Cambro
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I live in a townhouse (houses connected to each other) and my uncleanly neighbors attracted cockroaches. But not just any cockroaches, CHINESE cockroaches. The bastards are long and slender and can fly, ************. THEY CAN FLY. I cornered one behind my fridge and forced it back repeatedly until I was certain the terrifying creature had perished. I pulled the fridge back to see it in two pieces, split right in half. Using tweezers I bagged it to show to a science teacher to inquire what the **** it was. The next day I go to take to him, and the legs are moving on both sides of the severed body. THEY WERE MOVING!! I left it on the teachers desk. After an unknown amount of time, the body regenerated so the cockroach that was one horrifying monster turned into TWO. They bad ass *************.
User avatar #171 to #91 - mycatlookedatme
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Areosol, and a lighter.

It's the only way.
#188 to #91 - trollpants
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Wait, there are different types of cockroaches?!

Searched up a video of Chinese Cockroaches. I get these ******* all the time. Didn't think they were bad
#103 to #91 - heytheremister
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Dude.
What.
#112 to #103 - bitchplzzz
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I've been looking for that picture.
Also, what the ****, cambro, set it on fire.
#108 to #91 - mrastrozombie
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**** you. theres no way that can exist.   
   
Jesus ******* Christ
**** you. theres no way that can exist.

Jesus ******* Christ
#123 to #91 - RamDozer
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Comment Picture
User avatar #154 to #91 - novabird
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(11/27/2012) [-]
post this **** in the morbid channel with a comic, you're bound to get front page.
#310 to #154 - Cambro
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I'm too lazy to take the time. You (or anyone else) can make it into a comic though if you give me credit in the description. Or not. I don't care. If you want the thumbs, take em.
I'm too lazy to take the time. You (or anyone else) can make it into a comic though if you give me credit in the description. Or not. I don't care. If you want the thumbs, take em.
User avatar #131 to #91 - welfarekid [OP]
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(11/27/2012) [-]
**** that was better than the content, and Im OP
#183 to #91 - skinless
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(11/27/2012) [-]
theres only one solution, ONE
theres only one solution, ONE
#99 to #91 - ragged
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(11/27/2012) [-]
My newest fear.
My newest fear.
#24 - anon id: 0884f5a8
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(11/27/2012) [-]
If they're resistant to radiation
What's in cockroach spray?....
User avatar #27 to #24 - bitchplzzz
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Piss
User avatar #25 to #24 - welfarekid [OP]
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Not ******* radiation...
#32 to #25 - englman
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(11/27/2012) [-]
That was great
#30 - demicus
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Then these bastards show up...
User avatar #232 to #30 - boydaranga
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(11/27/2012) [-]
well at least they aren as mutated as the ants.

i mean seriously, once puny and tiny helpless instect now becomes more dangerous than the mutation of one of the most durable animals know to man?
#98 to #30 - funnyhood **User deleted account**
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#50 to #30 - kernelstack
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Ah, my minions.
User avatar #184 to #50 - jaggedherp
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Is that part of the Cantebury Commons quest?
User avatar #185 to #184 - itsmewaffle
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(11/27/2012) [-]
no.

the canterbury commons quest is about robots and ants.
User avatar #186 to #185 - jaggedherp
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Right but I was thinking that one of the choices was to lead a radroach army against them. Where do I find the roach lord?
#189 to #186 - itsmewaffle
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Here. Good luck on not dying.
#194 - rambearclaw
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(11/27/2012) [-]
you ******* cock-a-roach
User avatar #3 - mellamoconsuelo
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Funny, I LOL'd, but technically they are just really resistant to radiation. Still have chances of dying though... Just wanted to inform.
#29 to #3 - anon id: 9ee9e388
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Agreed, the heat will kill them. Surviving the explosion is unlikely as well; more like fall out.
User avatar #177 - pokemonstheshiz
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(11/27/2012) [-]
You can drown a cockroach, and then cover it in salt. the salt will absorb the moisture and he'll come back to life

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