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#57 to #2 - sposadox (11/28/2012) [-]
Every time I see one of these faces, I feel like I'm missing an obvious/inside joke.
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#16 to #2 - pilotdudeman (11/27/2012) [-]
are you angry, brother?
#19 - lowlifescarecrow (11/27/2012) [-]
Isn't the joke: It's a hot day and a penguin is driving his car around when it suddenly breaks down. He takes it to a mechanic who says it will be an hour before he'll know what's wrong with the thing. Now, Penguins do not like heat, so he decides to go get some vanilla ice cream. Flippers however are not good at handling ice cream cones, so he ends up making a big mess. when he goes back to check on his car the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal." Penguin says, "No, you don't understand, that's just ice cream."
User avatar #23 to #19 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
That's trying to hard to make a fitting punchline...
User avatar #96 to #23 - lowlifescarecrow (11/28/2012) [-]
Some people like a build up to the punchline.
User avatar #97 to #96 - welfarekid (11/28/2012) [-]
But thats just...
#18 - fuckyeahpidgey (11/27/2012) [-]
OOOOOOOOOoooooo gurl
#1 - varke (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #39 - patriotpenguin (11/27/2012) [-]
whats a seals favourite passtime?

clubbing
User avatar #45 to #39 - steamloler (11/28/2012) [-]
Well i thought it was funny...
User avatar #51 - macarenaoftime (11/28/2012) [-]
so a seal walks into a club....
User avatar #55 to #51 - Jackimole (11/28/2012) [-]
I usually tell it:
"So a baby seal walks into a club..."

You know, for the slippers.
#47 - gmanjohn ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
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#14 - anon (11/27/2012) [-]
A penguin drives to his mechanic and asks for an inspection. As the mechanic is working he walks down the rode to get some ice cream. When he comes back for the bill the mechanic tells him "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal." The penguin quickly replies "Oh no no its just ice cream"
User avatar #56 - actuallyisdolan (11/28/2012) [-]
Whats worse than a dead baby?


2 dead babies
User avatar #66 to #56 - tomatoto (11/28/2012) [-]
You have terrible jokes.
User avatar #68 to #66 - actuallyisdolan (11/28/2012) [-]
fine. lets see you do any better
User avatar #72 to #70 - actuallyisdolan (11/28/2012) [-]
fine.
User avatar #63 to #56 - actuallyisdolan (11/28/2012) [-]
What is pink squeals and spins on the ceiling at 100 mph?
A baby stapled to a ceiling fan.
User avatar #64 to #63 - lightninghedgehog (11/28/2012) [-]
what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?


I don't have a car in my garage
User avatar #65 to #64 - actuallyisdolan (11/28/2012) [-]
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is a watermelon?
User avatar #67 to #65 - lightninghedgehog (11/28/2012) [-]
what happens when you mix a dead baby and a fire pit?


no evidence
User avatar #81 to #67 - heartlessrobot (11/28/2012) [-]
How do you get 10 babies in a bowl?




Blender.




How do you get them out?





Tortilla chips.
User avatar #85 to #81 - PVTDickStryker (11/28/2012) [-]
What gets louder as it gets smaller?


A baby in a trash-compactor.
User avatar #60 to #56 - scorcho (11/28/2012) [-]
what's worse than 2 dead babies?
Getting raped.
User avatar #87 to #60 - furiousstorm (11/28/2012) [-]
What's worse than getting raped?
Getting raped by 2 babies
User avatar #61 to #56 - plerp (11/28/2012) [-]
What's worse than a dead baby?


No dead babys.
User avatar #62 to #56 - falloutplayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Whats worse than 2 dead babies?
The Holoca-oh wait that was ok...
#75 to #56 - lospussy (11/28/2012) [-]
I'd say this
I'd say this
User avatar #86 to #75 - BossTamsy (11/28/2012) [-]
I was having a good day until I was that gif...



My day just got a **** of a lot better.
User avatar #90 to #86 - RamDozer (11/28/2012) [-]
Ah, I remember being that gif for the first time, wasn't even scared.
User avatar #77 to #75 - actuallyisdolan (11/28/2012) [-]
WHAT THE ACTUAL **** IS THAT ****
User avatar #78 to #77 - lospussy (11/28/2012) [-]
Poughkeepsie tapes is the source. It's kinda like a movie that shows a serial killer's homemade movies. Had to cut off the other half of this gif due to a size limit.
User avatar #80 to #78 - heartlessrobot (11/28/2012) [-]
Do you have the other half?
User avatar #82 to #80 - lospussy (11/28/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuB-PiNPid4
here's the whole thing if you don't mind screaming
User avatar #92 to #82 - dengekisushi (11/28/2012) [-]
That was pretty brutal.

I liked it.
User avatar #93 to #92 - lospussy (11/28/2012) [-]
The only good scene in the film cause she's pretty good at acting. The rest of the acting kinda sucks...
User avatar #94 to #93 - dengekisushi (11/28/2012) [-]
Yeah I saw that in the comments of the video; that's pretty disappointing.
User avatar #79 to #78 - actuallyisdolan (11/28/2012) [-]
WELL THANK **** FOR THAT
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#43 to #41 - drewsky (11/28/2012) [-]
God dammit, Carlos.
God dammit, Carlos.
#42 to #41 - skinless (11/28/2012) [-]
man this meme is dying fast
#71 - marxistcoyote (11/28/2012) [-]
Comment number 69+1


pic unrelated
User avatar #88 to #71 - mikoli (11/28/2012) [-]
no
#73 to #71 - vorack **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [-]
BUT THATS NOT A TRANSFORMER IS A GU-   
oh wait thats the point...
BUT THATS NOT A TRANSFORMER IS A GU-
oh wait thats the point...
#74 to #73 - marxistcoyote (11/28/2012) [-]
Bitch please, i'm beautiful.
User avatar #52 - thekermitfrog (11/28/2012) [-]
I don't know which one is talking and which one is supposed to be laughing.
#50 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [-]
#40 - zenethe (11/27/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
#17 - bdowns (11/27/2012) [-]
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