HAH. . Hr [. Mark was born ' legs. He has i! good sense of humor about It. Shouldn't his name be Matt?
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#44 - eyeballfrog (11/27/2012) [-]
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#48 to #44 - kaboomz (11/27/2012) [-]
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#74 to #44 - letrollface (11/27/2012) [-]
What if I told you she's a woman with two heads?
#80 to #79 - letrollface (11/27/2012) [-]
God damn it, it's TWO PEOPLE sharing a body.
#336 to #83 - lamarisagoodname (11/28/2012) [-]
Man, that username
User avatar #77 to #74 - olssonzor (11/27/2012) [-]
well obviously...
#200 to #73 - nakedfatguy (11/27/2012) [-]
Its dangerous to have so much white space.
Take this.
#403 to #200 - stalkingtiger (11/30/2012) [-]
Thank you my kind sir.
#59 to #44 - maddboiy (11/27/2012) [-]
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#66 to #44 - DrollHumor (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #111 to #70 - mycatlookedatme (11/27/2012) [-]
"Where the **** are my ears"
User avatar #54 to #44 - rshowat ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
New Left 4 Dead creature?
#119 to #44 - wagastragas (11/27/2012) [-]
double the blowjobs?
#72 to #44 - psychobeastjr (11/27/2012) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #82 to #72 - happygrowman (11/27/2012) [-]
add 2 more legs on each side...
#96 to #72 - Rascal (11/27/2012) [-]
what the hell is that thing?!
User avatar #105 to #44 - centurionprime (11/27/2012) [-]
how sickening.

and yet...
i cant stop.
User avatar #125 to #44 - herpymcderp (11/27/2012) [-]
I must go, my people need me.
#45 to #44 - Rascal (11/27/2012) [-]
Gotta admore that coordination.
#51 to #44 - sheperdofthestars (11/27/2012) [-]
This fails to create any sort of emotion in me, and all I can think is "Something else for my reaction folder".
#11 - bunkerjunction (11/27/2012) [-]
All I thought was, "What a realistic looking mannequin."
User avatar #21 to #11 - demandsgayversion (11/27/2012) [-]
they don't make brown mannequins
User avatar #25 to #21 - TommyV (11/27/2012) [-]
Because they'd belessthanmannequins.

GEIT IT!?
User avatar #123 to #21 - spartusee (11/27/2012) [-]
Ever been to Old Navy in America? they have them in Maryland but 80% of all there mannequins are black.
User avatar #24 - TommyV (11/27/2012) [-]
I had a friend who had lost his legs shortly after birth due to poor circulation or some **** .

Anyways, we were watching that part on Saving Private Ryan where they're storming Omaha Beach and they emphasize on the guy whose legs were blown off.
And he just goes, "I don't get it."

Quick, witty, subtle **** like that always makes me crack up.
#42 to #24 - Rascal (11/27/2012) [-]
guess it has to make some losers laugh
User avatar #134 to #42 - twatmissile (11/27/2012) [-]
go climb a wall of dicks, anon
#10 - phanact (11/27/2012) [-]
Be a man Mark

Just walk it off
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#217 to #211 - christchex (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh my gosh a box! There could be anything inside of that! There could be legs!
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#220 to #217 - jordni **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#232 to #211 - rambearclaw (11/27/2012) [-]
The box! THE BOX!
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User avatar #238 to #234 - rambearclaw (11/27/2012) [-]
Not very, I found the video and screen capped it.
#197 - candytaker (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - KayRed (11/27/2012) [-]
Shouldn't his name be Matt?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - KayRed (11/27/2012) [-]
Or we could hang him from a wall and call him Art.
User avatar #5 to #4 - KayRed (11/27/2012) [-]
We could also throw him in a pool and call him Bob.
User avatar #6 to #5 - KayRed (11/27/2012) [-]
Though I do have to say, his one legged twin sisters Ilene and Peggy are hot as hell.
User avatar #33 to #6 - derpage (11/27/2012) [-]
Or we could leave him under the wheel and call him Jack.
User avatar #56 to #6 - holeymoley (11/27/2012) [-]
what about Ilene's asian sister, Irene
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User avatar #129 to #128 - KayRed (11/27/2012) [-]
Hreidmar at comment 43 explains it well enough.
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User avatar #43 to #36 - Hreidmar (11/27/2012) [-]
Matt - floor mat
Art - well, you hang art on walls
Bob - things bob up and down in water (assuming they're less dense than water but more dense than air)
Ilene and Peggy - 'I Lean' and Peggy: peg legs
User avatar #67 to #43 - KayRed (11/27/2012) [-]
Judging by the fact that you had to explain it to him, i'm assuming deletion was probably the best option.
User avatar #78 to #67 - Hreidmar (11/27/2012) [-]
It was an honest misunderstanding. We all have those days when brains don't work.
#269 - gmanjohn (11/27/2012) [-]
No legs?    
   
   
   
Fixed
No legs?



Fixed
User avatar #274 to #269 - sandmansniper (11/27/2012) [-]
Is that Pug supposed to be like Adam Jensen?
#282 to #274 - dishie (11/27/2012) [-]
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#290 to #282 - disies (11/27/2012) [-]
Dude, your username it's almost like mine
Dude, your username it's almost like mine
User avatar #381 to #290 - dishie (11/28/2012) [-]
<3
#310 to #269 - npfortytwo (11/27/2012) [-]
DOGMENTED
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#227 - Rahmaniac (11/27/2012) [-]
I just can't STAND handicapped jokes.
I just can't STAND handicapped jokes.
#230 to #227 - Rascal (11/27/2012) [-]
[blue] i see what you did there [blue]
User avatar #248 to #230 - mausbaus (11/27/2012) [-]
[wow] you must be new [here]
#281 to #230 - Rascal (11/27/2012) [-]
*me* is displeased with your stupidity
User avatar #261 to #227 - getsheadfromdolan (11/27/2012) [-]
**getsheadfromdolan saw what you did there**
#266 to #227 - Rascal (11/27/2012) [-]
hey that could have WHEELY hurt his feelings
#268 to #227 - ejaculation (11/27/2012) [-]
hue~
hue~
#272 to #227 - mariasaturnina (11/27/2012) [-]
Carlos, is that you?
#50 - ludvikkk (11/27/2012) [-]
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that looks like a mannequin
#40 - thegreatgp (11/27/2012) [-]
who was driving
#35 - deathrinderalta (11/27/2012) [-]
Sounds like hes got a

leg up when it comes to comedy
User avatar #41 to #35 - ireparies (11/27/2012) [-]
Was expecting Carlos to say this. lol.
User avatar #106 to #41 - ireparies (11/27/2012) [-]
wow. red thumbs. i meant if he said

' sounds like hes got a

leg up when it comes to comedy"

Jesus I hate newfags
#55 to #41 - Rascal (11/27/2012) [-]
lolololololololololololololololololololololololol xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
User avatar #194 - baditch (11/27/2012) [-]
God bless this guy for making the best of a bad situation.
#187 - glasgowrangers (11/27/2012) [-]
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#38 - llpanic (11/27/2012) [-]
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#201 - arijan ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
Instantly reminded me of her. In a good way. Energetic and not bitching about her legs.
User avatar #249 to #201 - mausbaus (11/27/2012) [-]
I'd hit that.

Certainly wouldn't kick it...
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User avatar #226 to #201 - screwyouman (11/27/2012) [-]
Who is she?
User avatar #228 to #226 - arijan ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
She is one of the charachters from a visual-novel game called "Katawa Shoujo".
User avatar #189 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
Anyone notice the irony in OP's name and this post?
User avatar #216 to #189 - tehlulzbringer (11/27/2012) [-]
It's OP's friend who has no legs, not OP
User avatar #221 to #216 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
His name is Jaywalker... guy getting hit by a car....
User avatar #400 to #221 - tehlulzbringer (11/28/2012) [-]
That's not irony
User avatar #402 to #400 - welfarekid (11/28/2012) [-]
Okay I was harsh because It can also be more plainly called a coincidence and I believe thats where you're coming from
User avatar #401 to #400 - welfarekid (11/28/2012) [-]
Do you know what the **** irony is? Or are you that stupid?
I know that typically irony is when something contradictory, but this is a type of irony.
User avatar #193 to #189 - baditch (11/27/2012) [-]
I do now.
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