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Alright ./b./.. rm 23. I We in a my dog. I have a permanent Spinal injury I can never
walk right again. or do much of anything that involves moving. I cant spend time with my kid. In
my hand I hold It M mg Capsules of and 11 doses of C) . Got A bottle
officers spiced decide /b/. At 5 am mytine Ill take a tally
UPI
what should we roll for you to take the pills or not?
rolling NOT
no you stupid **** ! sure you can do SOMETHING with that life of yours instead of ending it why not go and ******* join a research
team or some **** to try and FIX the condition for you and others like your. maybe instead of sitting thetre thinking your a worthless
deadbeat ******* DO SOMETHING
your dog loves you the and will miss you
I' m intrigued.
nah man___ stick around and witness the society collapse and laugh.
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#58 - breadbasket (11/27/2012) [-]
Looks like I've got three grapes, a cherry, and two oranges.
My girlfriend just left me.
Gonna do it, FJ.
Gonna take them all.
I regret nothing!
User avatar #68 to #58 - kierano (11/27/2012) [-]
They're not grapes
#119 to #58 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
dont do it man! there are tastier foods out JUST WAIT!
User avatar #98 to #58 - zigzagderpaderp (11/27/2012) [-]
do it faggot
User avatar #65 to #58 - aasherknight (11/27/2012) [-]
no balls
User avatar #67 to #65 - breadbasket (11/27/2012) [-]
I would reply to your comment. But I already OD'd and died.

I injected four marijuanas after I took the vitamins.
User avatar #74 to #67 - HOLYCARP (11/27/2012) [-]
Aw **** ***** , no!
User avatar #6 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
weird my sister is 19, lives in a camper, with a dog, has a spinal injury and was suicidal for a year.
User avatar #16 to #6 - shashashanasha (11/27/2012) [-]
but can your friend see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #36 to #16 - sepheroth (11/27/2012) [-]
Probably the crushed up Crystal Meth sprinkles
User avatar #17 to #16 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
Sister.
User avatar #19 to #17 - shashashanasha (11/27/2012) [-]
but can your sister see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #20 to #19 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
sadly not
User avatar #11 to #6 - rokkarokkaali (11/27/2012) [-]
But does your sister have grey underwear and hairy legs?
User avatar #12 to #11 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
No, she's not 23 either.. shes 19 ^
#92 - I Am Monkey (11/27/2012) [-]
Ask /b/ for actual advice: "Kill yourself"
Tell /b/ you're going to kill yourself: "There's so much to live for"
#100 to #92 - erethilful (11/27/2012) [-]
Really?
Really?
#153 to #92 - complication (11/27/2012) [-]
Notice there is a dog in the game. Now who is foolish enough to not love dogs?
#96 to #92 - dishie (11/27/2012) [-]
I knew people still love it.
User avatar #137 to #92 - makethingsworse (11/27/2012) [-]
Either /b/ thinks you have some thing to live for...or they want you to suffer through the rest of your life.
User avatar #95 to #92 - grandmaster (11/27/2012) [-]
IRON GIANT, BITCH! thanks for reminding me!!! *sprints to dvd shelf*




**** I DONT HAVE IT!!!!
#32 - lawyerdude (11/27/2012) [-]
>Has to take the biggest decision about his life
>Asks /b/ to solve it
User avatar #39 to #32 - hanabro (11/27/2012) [-]
/b/ is the only place that will give you a fair opinion on suicide. Everywhere else is (rightfully) against it under all circumstances.
#91 to #39 - blahdudeblah (11/27/2012) [-]
Rightfully? How can you make that claim?

Are you crippled? Can you understand the pain of not being able to do anything, of bills piling up while you pray you can float until your next check comes in? of needing friends and family to help you shop for groceries, to take you to every doctor's appointment? the pain of going from an adult who is reliant upon no one but themselves to someone who can barely function on a day to day basis with out someone's help?
User avatar #156 to #91 - hanabro (11/27/2012) [-]
I do understand. A close friend of ours is a quadriplegic after a car accident. She has trouble taking care of her kids and relies on her parents to help her. But she has kept a positive attitude and kept trying to make her life the best she can.
#33 - iwanttousenumbers (11/27/2012) [-]
Turn left!?
#86 to #33 - sposadox (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm honestly surprised this isn't the top comment. Zoolander was awesome.
#125 - eccleston (11/27/2012) [-]
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#120 - jasonthedragon (11/27/2012) [-]
first real laugh for today
first real laugh for today
#26 - soquelknight (11/27/2012) [-]
dem feels
User avatar #43 - mcdubwise (11/27/2012) [-]
I remember being in a suicide thread and it was just filled with moralfags. Out of boredom I posted this:
“A true suicide is a paced, disciplined certainty. People pontificate, "Suicide is selfishness." Career churchmen like Pater go a step further and call in a cowardly assault on the living. Oafs argue this specious line for varying reason: to evade fingers of blame, to impress one's audience with one's mental fiber, to vent anger, or just because one lacks the necessary suffering to sympathize. Cowardice is nothing to do with it - suicide takes considerable courage. Japanese have the right idea. No, what's selfish is to demand another to endure an intolerable existence, just to spare families, friends, and enemies a bit of soul-searching. The only selfishness lies in ruining strangers' days by forcing 'em to witness a grotesqueness.”
And OP said he was crying because of it and alot of other pro-suiciders showed up and OP said he had to go think for awhile.

TL;DR I think i might have convinced someone on /b/ to kill them self.
User avatar #155 - zepplien (11/27/2012) [-]
Have you tried turning yourself on and off? .............
#128 - ahrislover (11/27/2012) [-]
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#157 to #128 - jellybaby (12/12/2012) [-]
Red vs Blue
#132 to #128 - guidedhandsbitch (11/27/2012) [-]
Red vs. Blue gifs?
#118 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
#34 - organicglory (11/27/2012) [-]
MFW  he wants to commit suicide over a back injury
MFW he wants to commit suicide over a back injury
#5 - wherejohnny ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #146 - theswagmobile (11/27/2012) [-]
I'd only commit suicide not as a way out, but because when my time comes, I want it to be ******* incredible (and staged).
User avatar #149 to #146 - nicoquitemad (11/27/2012) [-]
Would people even be able to call it a suicide then? Not if you're doing it right.
User avatar #151 to #146 - meachummail (11/27/2012) [-]
And then years from the time you do this it will become a stage production!
Ha Shakespeare aint got nothing on you!
#106 - bumpin (11/27/2012) [-]
If I ever committed suicide, I'd do something spectacular instead OD'ing on pills like a faggot.   
   
Pic related, epic suicide
If I ever committed suicide, I'd do something spectacular instead OD'ing on pills like a faggot.

Pic related, epic suicide
User avatar #117 to #106 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
yeah you'd say that now but then the time came you'd want something quick and painless
User avatar #131 to #117 - ravarshi (11/27/2012) [-]
and going splat from 70 feet up isn't quick or painless? drive headfirst and you only ever have to think or be able to think for the 6 seconds or so it takes before you become human pancake.

Suicide isn't a laughing matter, and noone should consider it unless things are unbearable to the point where it's better than suffering. Emotional pain can (generally) be healed with family ect. Physical pain however drugs are bad and if it's terminal anyways, you're welcome to make your decision, however selfish and heartless it may be.
User avatar #139 to #131 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
I seriously doubt when your standing on top of a skyscraper your gonna think it'll be 100% fine and easy..
User avatar #136 to #131 - makethingsworse (11/27/2012) [-]
Imagine those 6 seconds before you hit the ground. I'd prefer to OD or blow my brains out with my father's shotgun in the guest bedroom. Barrel between my teeth, thumb on the trigger. Paint the ceiling and walls with my memories and regrets. Sweet release from all this anger and sadness. I'd go out with a bang.
User avatar #109 to #106 - mycatlookedatme (11/27/2012) [-]
SPERIGUHBSERPFIJSERF THIS MAKES ME ANGRY IN WAYS I CAN'T DESCRIBE.

I'm going to keep this short instead of ranting and writing pargraphs over an off comment, but if you were in the state of mind to kill yourself, you wouldn't be in the state of mind to go out and do somthing awesome, you'd want to bother as few people as possible with your death.

The reason people only throw themselves off of skyscrapers in movies is because of that exact reason.
#111 to #109 - bumpin (11/27/2012) [-]
I was not aware of that. Obviously I'm not an expert on suicide nor would I ever commit suicide. Thank you for pointing out my faggotry kind sir
User avatar #113 to #111 - mycatlookedatme (11/27/2012) [-]
It's okay, it's just a bit of a touchy subject for me, I have quite a few friends who have contenplated/attempted scuicide.
#76 - KaotixStorm (11/27/2012) [-]
**KaotixStorm rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at solved ** just follow you're dreams when you're in /b/
**KaotixStorm rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at solved ** just follow you're dreams when you're in /b/
#40 - John Cena (11/27/2012) [-]
So what became of OP? Anyone know?
#30 - demjimmies (11/27/2012) [-]
My god, re-read it then got the joke    
   
			*******		 funny
My god, re-read it then got the joke

******* funny
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