When the dogs given a mobile.. Not mine, found on the internet.. null. 16: 42 it I Call _ Facetime " Contact} 3 Jun 20121626 PIZZA DELIVERY GUY' S HERE DISGUISE When the dogs given a mobile Not mine found on internet null 16: 42 it I Call _ Facetime " Contact} 3 Jun 20121626 PIZZA DELIVERY GUY' S HERE DISGUISE
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When the dogs given a mobile.. Not mine, found on the internet.. null. 16: 42 it I Call _ Facetime " Contact} 3 Jun 20121626 PIZZA DELIVERY GUY' S HERE DISGUISE

Not mine, found on the internet.

null. 16: 42 it
I Call _ Facetime " Contact}
3 Jun 20121626
PIZZA DELIVERY GUY' S
HERE
DISGUISED AS BUSH
WILL GO FOR TESTICLES
as was
Messages Dog
If I were a human, I would
be about 47 years old
How old are you?
HOLY SHIT. I' m old
enough to be YOUR DAD
YOU' RE GROUNDED LOL
ME AND YOUR MUM
MADE SWEET LOVE
I took it too far
Messages Dog Edit
My l
If you buy me sausages
EVERY day for the next 6
weeks I' ll teach you how
to speak dog.
14: 45
OMFG THAT COULD
HAVE BEEN ANYBODY
Messages Dog Edit
I Call _ Facetime _, Contact ,3 I
28 May 2012 19: 03
When we meet people,
don' t say "This is my dog"
You say NOTHING.
I' ll say "This is my butler"
MASTER WOOFINGTON
VON BARKSHIRE
All as 06: 26
Messages Dog Edit
I GOT CHILLS, THEY' RE
MULTIPLYING
AND I' M LOSING
CONTROL
CUZ THE POWER,
IT' S ELECTRIFYING.
Electrifying. Electrifying
YOU BETTER WAKE UP
CUZ I' GOT TO POO
AND I NEED TO GO OUT-
Inn. as 07: 30
Messages Dog
Enjoying your muffin?
That' s not important
What does that muffin
taste like?
I Like a LOLLY POP LMFAO I
All as 13: 54
Messages
I Call , I Facetime I I Contact ,3
31 May 2012 13: 51
How' s your day going?
Just put on R. Kelly' s
Bump and Grind' and had
sex with your pillow
Messages
Postman' s out cold
I JUMPED OUT OF THE
UPSTAIRS WINDOW
SHOUTED "ITS RAINING
BATDOG BITCH"
SAVED THE WORLD
Messages
2 Jun 20121829
I swallowed a spider
What for?
The spider will dissolve in
my stomach acid
Are all humans as stupid
as you?
All as 16: 17
Messages
I Call , I Facetime I I Contact ,3
22 May 201216: 12
A bee got into the house
Want me to get rid of it?
Where do we keep the
guns?
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