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#15 - ninjask (11/26/2012) [-]
"If my fist won't fit, neither will my dick."
#54 to #15 - anonymoused (11/27/2012) [-]
oh wow, thank you for the laughs good sir
User avatar #61 to #15 - albeit (11/27/2012) [-]
Is that Dwayne Johnson's face pasted onto another person's head?
#81 to #61 - striderchile (11/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, Steve Carell's head xD
User avatar #88 to #81 - albeit (11/27/2012) [-]
Is it sad that I could recognize that as Carell's head?
User avatar #117 to #88 - leebo (11/27/2012) [-]
Well, Steve Carell does have a sexy head ;)
#187 to #117 - Schwarzenegger (11/28/2012) [-]
Which head?
Which head?
User avatar #176 to #61 - burningsmurfs (11/27/2012) [-]
That threw me too, I thought it was a hideous indian man at first.
#33 - biggiesmallss (11/27/2012) [-]
two times zero is still zero.
#155 to #33 - EKcEntRIC (11/27/2012) [-]
at least he didn't divide by zero
User avatar #56 to #33 - hammerfell (11/27/2012) [-]
But it's also still double zero.
User avatar #94 to #56 - pokemonstheshiz (11/27/2012) [-]
I like the way you math
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User avatar #3 - schnizel (11/26/2012) [-]
PowerPoint!
#48 to #3 - irishlawyer (11/27/2012) [-]
i don't get it...
User avatar #62 to #48 - albeit (11/27/2012) [-]
This was made on power point
#140 to #97 - futt (11/27/2012) [-]
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#8 - thesepiggies (11/26/2012) [-]
He steals ideas AND jokes.

This is an original joke by Emo Phillips
#79 to #8 - drdisrespect (11/27/2012) [-]
i feel like the biggest ret, but i dont get this one
#53 to #8 - John Cena (11/27/2012) [-]
Prove it. Prove that Steve Jobs didn't say that BEFORE Emo Phillips.
User avatar #96 to #53 - thesepiggies (11/27/2012) [-]
Applefag detected.
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#65 to #8 - edmin (11/27/2012) [-]
You mad bro?!?!?!
#98 to #8 - onceapiece ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
I highly, highly doubt that Steve Jobs ever said that (to a reporter). I doubt even half of these are quotes from actual famous people.
User avatar #175 to #98 - burningsmurfs (11/27/2012) [-]
Sadly I am old so I know at least a few of these are true in that I saw the films,interviews etc. and actually saw the person say them, such as Robin Williams I know is true and Steve Martin.
#180 to #175 - onceapiece ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
I would think at least some of them are true, although I didn't know which one, so thanks
#30 to #8 - aamclcp (11/27/2012) [-]
Emo Philips is hilarious. How dare he steal his jokes.
Emo Philips is hilarious. How dare he steal his jokes.
#17 to #8 - nelflover (11/26/2012) [-]
Word
Word
#109 - satexas (11/27/2012) [-]
This was great
#157 to #109 - EKcEntRIC (11/27/2012) [-]
oh Clinton you rapscallionn you
#12 - phanact (11/26/2012) [-]
"What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids."

That's my only sex quote I need
#31 - crafty (11/27/2012) [-]
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

Yes
#152 - yukarma (11/27/2012) [-]
MFW NEVER HAD SEX
MFW NEVER HAD SEX
#161 to #152 - hilterskankles (11/27/2012) [-]
feels good man, well for u its the opposite ;)
feels good man, well for u its the opposite ;)
#63 - masri (11/27/2012) [-]
#151 - themountainrook (11/27/2012) [-]
mfw the last one
mfw the last one
#87 - breakfastlunch (11/27/2012) [-]
Another Woody Allen quote: "Don't knock masturbation--It's sex with someone I love."
#120 - rappinboutsnacks (11/27/2012) [-]
My face when four seconds into sex time.
My face when four seconds into sex time.
#145 to #141 - HEADSHOTyou (11/27/2012) [-]
nope.
nope.
#162 - dishie (11/27/2012) [-]
mfw last one.
#142 - chrisruler (11/27/2012) [-]
"Having sex is like doing fractions. It's improper for the larger one to be on top."
-Bo Burnham
#170 to #142 - newjerseyfrank (11/27/2012) [-]
Having sex is like math homework, I do it best when I'm alone in my bed
-Bo Burnham.
#104 - hauptishere (11/27/2012) [-]
Powerpoint
#70 - juicymilkbottles (11/27/2012) [-]
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?   
There's twenty of them.
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?
There's twenty of them.
#46 - irishlawyer (11/27/2012) [-]
...how is the Nicholson quote sexual?
User avatar #59 to #46 - albeit (11/27/2012) [-]
Idk...his mother had sex to give birth to him?
#52 - kuracha (11/27/2012) [-]
spiderman is wise
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