Sex Quotes. .. He steals ideas AND jokes. This is an original joke by Emo Phillips Sex Quotes He steals ideas AND jokes This is an original joke by Emo Phillips
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#8 - thesepiggies
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(11/26/2012) [-]
He steals ideas AND jokes.

This is an original joke by Emo Phillips
#53 to #8 - anon
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Prove it. Prove that Steve Jobs didn't say that BEFORE Emo Phillips.
#96 to #53 - thesepiggies
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Applefag detected.
#133 to #53 - seagullsam **User deleted account**
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#79 to #8 - drdisrespect
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(11/27/2012) [-]
i feel like the biggest ret, but i dont get this one
#99 to #8 - hopdiggity **User deleted account**
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#65 to #8 - edmin
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(11/27/2012) [-]
You mad bro?!?!?!
#98 to #8 - onceapiece
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I highly, highly doubt that Steve Jobs ever said that (to a reporter). I doubt even half of these are quotes from actual famous people.
#175 to #98 - burningsmurfs
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Sadly I am old so I know at least a few of these are true in that I saw the films,interviews etc. and actually saw the person say them, such as Robin Williams I know is true and Steve Martin.
#180 to #175 - onceapiece
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I would think at least some of them are true, although I didn't know which one, so thanks
#30 to #8 - aamclcp
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Emo Philips is hilarious. How dare he steal his jokes.
Emo Philips is hilarious. How dare he steal his jokes.
#17 to #8 - nelflover
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Word
Word
#12 - phanact
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(11/26/2012) [-]
"What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids."

That's my only sex quote I need
#33 - biggiesmallss
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(11/27/2012) [-]
two times zero is still zero.
#155 to #33 - EKcEntRIC
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(11/27/2012) [-]
at least he didn't divide by zero
#56 to #33 - hammerfell
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(11/27/2012) [-]
But it's also still double zero.
#94 to #56 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I like the way you math
#69 to #56 - juicymilkbottles
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#67 to #56 - elmohipster
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#15 - ninjask
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(11/26/2012) [-]
"If my fist won't fit, neither will my dick."
#44 to #15 - Schwarzenegger
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#54 to #15 - anonymoused
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(11/27/2012) [-]
oh wow, thank you for the laughs good sir
#61 to #15 - albeit
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Is that Dwayne Johnson's face pasted onto another person's head?
#81 to #61 - striderchile
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, Steve Carell's head xD
#88 to #81 - albeit
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Is it sad that I could recognize that as Carell's head?
#117 to #88 - leebo
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Well, Steve Carell does have a sexy head ;)
#187 to #117 - Schwarzenegger
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Which head?
Which head?
#176 to #61 - burningsmurfs
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(11/27/2012) [-]
That threw me too, I thought it was a hideous indian man at first.
#3 - schnizel ONLINE
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(11/26/2012) [-]
PowerPoint!
#48 to #3 - irishlawyer
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(11/27/2012) [-]
i don't get it...
#62 to #48 - albeit
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(11/27/2012) [-]
This was made on power point
#97 - wyrddarcnyzz
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(11/27/2012) [-]
#140 to #97 - futt
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(11/27/2012) [-]
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#109 - satexas
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(11/27/2012) [-]
This was great
#157 to #109 - EKcEntRIC
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(11/27/2012) [-]
oh Clinton you rapscallionn you
#139 to #109 - HEADSHOTyou
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(11/27/2012) [-]
#70 - juicymilkbottles
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(11/27/2012) [-]
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?   
There's twenty of them.
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?
There's twenty of them.
#31 - crafty
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(11/27/2012) [-]
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

Yes
#120 - rappinboutsnacks
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(11/27/2012) [-]
My face when four seconds into sex time.
My face when four seconds into sex time.
#138 to #120 - HEADSHOTyou
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#141 to #138 - rappinboutsnacks
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(11/27/2012) [-]
#145 to #141 - HEADSHOTyou
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(11/27/2012) [-]
nope.
nope.