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User avatar #183 - Misamisahime (11/27/2012) [-]
Shopping on amazon an oh the jimmies...
Review for Resident Evil Revelations:

First off, I'm sorry I haven't been writing reviews in a while. I kind of got lazy. But after playing this horrible game, it has given me the motivation to start tearing apart everything awful once again.

As a fan of the brilliant movies, I was ecstatic when I learned that there were games, too. But lo and behold, games based on movies never hold up. First off, why is this game on the 3DS? Only little kids play handhelds. Real gamers play on XBox 360. But I digress. Anyway, you play as Jill and Chris, two supporting characters from the movies. Where is Alice at? You can't have a game based on a movie without your main character. You pretty much just go around and shoot monsters. Unlike good shooting games, like COD, you have limited ammo. And your health doesn't regenerate, either. You have to use herbs, which are limited. Now that's fair, isn't it?

The story, I didn't get. I played this game for ten minutes, only to discover that it was way different from the movies. The graphics don't look like a 360's, and the 3D is horrible. Jill and Chris aren't even voiced by the actors! I couldn't play this game for very long. I threw it in the trash.

Bottom line, buy the movies and be happy. Don't play the games.
User avatar #190 to #183 - Nameloc (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh god why. That HAS to be intentional. No one can be that stupid...
(Btw Revelations is actually really good. That and Mercenaries on the 3DS.)

I hate it when idiots give bad reviews.
A while ago (months ago) I was looking up Splinter Cell 3D to see if it's worth buying. So many awful reviews. Here's an exact quote: " you die very fast and it is very confusing.not a lot of fighting and you mostly just walk around."
Here's another that really pissed me off:
"This game is so hard. I Mean the enemy keeps shooting at you and keeps getting you off guard. They don't give you enough ammo it's only like stealth Missions. This game is not like Call of Duty on the DS and that was better then Splinter Cell."

So I ******* made a review that took out any doubt (on to buy it or not) from the reader's mind if they were to look at the reviews.
www.gamestop.com/nintendo-3ds/games/tom-clancys-splinter-cell-3ds/89900
I'm the Top rated comment. Although now there's only good reviews for it, deep in the pages you can find the ****** ones...
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