Spiders. . This is a Ladybird Mimic Spider, apparently. Spiders, man. ANYTHING be a spider. ‘mu reach We I/ our Fridge and pull put a popsicle SURPRISE ITS ACT
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Spiders

This is a Ladybird Mimic Spider, apparently.
Spiders, man. ANYTHING be a spider. ‘mu reach We I/ our Fridge
and pull put a popsicle SURPRISE ITS ACT UALLY A ******* POPSICLE
SPIDER yrou' re walking down the street and a hydrant Ewes you
GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER HYDRANT SPIDER you reach out In the
dark and flip an a light switch AND ****** If WAS A LIGHT
SWITCH SPIDER 'YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A
******** HAND. JOB NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS
ARACHNOFONDLER.
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#4 - Major Mayhem (11/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
See the resemblance?
#15 - ayevanity (11/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
'sketchass arachnofondler'   
my ribs.
'sketchass arachnofondler'
my ribs.
#34 - mkchillin (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh God...
#14 - bitchplzzz (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - indigooctopus (11/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Tree stump spider. Am I the only one that finds this kinda cool?
#89 - shitflippingpattie (11/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Spiderbro ;-:
User avatar #121 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
There was a spider in my bathroom a few months ago, but I still remember it honestly. It was just chilling there, starting up a web using the handle of my toothbrush-holding-mug and the corner near the bathroom mirror, and part of my wanted to crush it because of how near it was to my bathroom, but...For whatever reason, I decided to let him crash there for a while. Well, one week later...FRUIT FLY INFESTATION because my lovely but sometimes airheaded lover decided to leave a piece of old, half-eaten apple in the bathroom(don't ask me why she felt the need to bring her snack in with her and not take it out). That guy pulled his damn weight, and just a few days later, BAM, he's gone like a shadow in the wind, and nothing was left behind except for his web and a bunch of left-over fruit fly carcasses, all wrapped up.
#58 - naziseverywhere (11/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I was once drinking out of a glass of water I keep on my bedside table. I felt something in my mouth.  Guess what. Spider.
I was once drinking out of a glass of water I keep on my bedside table. I felt something in my mouth. Guess what. Spider.
#101 - stillanonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
dude walks up to you and starts **** , you go to hit him and nope, spider-man.
#55 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
"It could be you!"   
"It could be ME!"   
"It could be-" BANG!
"It could be you!"
"It could be ME!"
"It could be-" BANG!
User avatar #38 - mrhumperdoodle (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what do you call a spider from the middle east?
an Iraqnid
#11 - eiramart (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So cute
#8 - reggaemortis ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Mfw "Cocksucker Hydrant Spider"
Mfw "Cocksucker Hydrant Spider"
#49 - Kirbyman ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Everything in Australia is a goddamn spider!
#150 - angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'm not scared of spiders. I mean, I'll be pretty creeped out if a black widow is hanging out in my bathroom or something, and I'll kill one when I see it, but they're not any more disturbing than an ant or beetle.    
   
Wasps, though. Those 			*************		 are terrifying.
I'm not scared of spiders. I mean, I'll be pretty creeped out if a black widow is hanging out in my bathroom or something, and I'll kill one when I see it, but they're not any more disturbing than an ant or beetle.

Wasps, though. Those ************* are terrifying.
#117 - whitneyjasminxo (11/27/2012) [-]
i love this.
i love this.
#68 - mariasaturnina (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You think it's a house? NOPE. SPIDER.
#147 - macarenaoftime (11/27/2012) [-]
mfw spiders
mfw spiders
User avatar #94 - mushizombie (11/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
30 Hours Prior to Outbreak
There exists in this world a spider the size of a dinner plate, a foot wide if you include the legs. It’s called the Goliath Bird-Eating Spider, or the “Goliath ******* Bird-Eating Spider” by those who have actually seen one.
It doesn’t eat only birds—it mostly eats rats and insects—but they still call it the “Bird-Eating Spider” because the fact that it can eat a bird is the most important thing you need to know about it. If you run across one of these things, like in your closet or crawling out of your bowl of soup, the first thing somebody will say is, “Watch it, man, that thing can eat a goddamned bird.”
#83 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I wonder what would happen if Funnyjunk watched Eight Legged Freaks.
I wonder what would happen if Funnyjunk watched Eight Legged Freaks.
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