Spiders. . This is a Ladybird Mimic Spider, apparently. Spiders, man. ANYTHING be a spider. ‘mu reach We I/ our Fridge and pull put a popsicle SURPRISE ITS ACT
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Spiders

This is a Ladybird Mimic Spider, apparently.
Spiders, man. ANYTHING be a spider. ‘mu reach We I/ our Fridge
and pull put a popsicle SURPRISE ITS ACT UALLY A ******* POPSICLE
SPIDER yrou' re walking down the street and a hydrant Ewes you
GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER HYDRANT SPIDER you reach out In the
dark and flip an a light switch AND ****** If WAS A LIGHT
SWITCH SPIDER 'YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A
******** HAND. JOB NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS
ARACHNOFONDLER.
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#34 - mkchillin ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh God...
#15 - ayevanity (11/26/2012) [-]
'sketchass arachnofondler'   
my ribs.
'sketchass arachnofondler'
my ribs.
User avatar #41 to #15 - HolyArachnid (11/26/2012) [-]
Any idea what movie that's from?
User avatar #60 to #41 - maxmilianoq (11/26/2012) [-]
Im pretty sure its supernatural
User avatar #191 to #41 - ayevanity (11/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's from Supernatural. It's Bobby fallingg D:
User avatar #17 to #15 - kanatana (11/26/2012) [-]
New favorite insult. Speak it aloud, let it roll off your tongue. "Sketchass arachnofondler"... It has a certain ring to it.
#4 - Major Mayhem (11/26/2012) [-]
See the resemblance?
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User avatar #18 to #4 - reican (11/26/2012) [-]
Strangely enough Parasect is a zombie
User avatar #35 to #18 - auraguardian (11/26/2012) [-]
damn mind controlling shrooms
User avatar #63 to #18 - jinjo (11/26/2012) [-]
Excuse me?
User avatar #99 to #63 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/27/2012) [-]
It's rumored the fungus on his head takes control of him when he evolves.
Explaining why his eyes are white.
And why his name comes from parasite
User avatar #100 to #99 - jinjo (11/27/2012) [-]
That's ******* terrifying,

that sounds like 'The last of Us'
User avatar #121 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2012) [-]
There was a spider in my bathroom a few months ago, but I still remember it honestly. It was just chilling there, starting up a web using the handle of my toothbrush-holding-mug and the corner near the bathroom mirror, and part of my wanted to crush it because of how near it was to my bathroom, but...For whatever reason, I decided to let him crash there for a while. Well, one week later...FRUIT FLY INFESTATION because my lovely but sometimes airheaded lover decided to leave a piece of old, half-eaten apple in the bathroom(don't ask me why she felt the need to bring her snack in with her and not take it out). That guy pulled his damn weight, and just a few days later, BAM, he's gone like a shadow in the wind, and nothing was left behind except for his web and a bunch of left-over fruit fly carcasses, all wrapped up.
User avatar #125 to #121 - rjgnal (11/27/2012) [-]
i find it more interesting that you havent used your cup in such a long time, a spider came along and built its house on it
User avatar #126 to #125 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2012) [-]
I use it to hold my toothbrush, not gargle. It's just an old mug.
#58 - naziseverywhere (11/26/2012) [-]
I was once drinking out of a glass of water I keep on my bedside table. I felt something in my mouth.  Guess what. Spider.
I was once drinking out of a glass of water I keep on my bedside table. I felt something in my mouth. Guess what. Spider.
#77 to #58 - vetrngrbando (11/26/2012) [-]
were do you live and how big was that lil spida *****
#116 to #77 - naziseverywhere (11/27/2012) [-]
South Carolina. It was big enough to exist, small enough for me not to see at first.
#101 - stillanonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
dude walks up to you and starts **** , you go to hit him and nope, spider-man.
#55 - avatarsarefornoobs (11/26/2012) [-]
"It could be you!"   
"It could be ME!"   
"It could be-" BANG!
"It could be you!"
"It could be ME!"
"It could be-" BANG!
User avatar #38 - mrhumperdoodle (11/26/2012) [-]
what do you call a spider from the middle east?
an Iraqnid
#70 to #38 - puredeliciousness (11/26/2012) [-]
I found this quite humorous, and it made me chuckle. Thank you sir.
#89 - shitflippingpattie (11/26/2012) [-]
Spiderbro ;-:
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#127 to #89 - marrrty (11/27/2012) [-]
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#91 to #89 - linktheherooftime (11/26/2012) [-]
Never forget
#26 - indigooctopus (11/26/2012) [-]
Tree stump spider. Am I the only one that finds this kinda cool?
#46 to #26 - organiclead (11/26/2012) [-]
Bird Dropping Spider. Nothing is safe.
User avatar #109 to #46 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm never eating bird **** again.
#8 - reggaemortis (11/26/2012) [-]
Mfw "Cocksucker Hydrant Spider"
Mfw "Cocksucker Hydrant Spider"
User avatar #53 to #8 - fukkentyranitar (11/26/2012) [-]
Reminds me of Borderlands
#9 to #8 - autoxx (11/26/2012) [-]
*If swelling lasts more than 4 hours, consult your physician*
#150 - angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm not scared of spiders. I mean, I'll be pretty creeped out if a black widow is hanging out in my bathroom or something, and I'll kill one when I see it, but they're not any more disturbing than an ant or beetle.    
   
Wasps, though. Those 			*************		 are terrifying.
I'm not scared of spiders. I mean, I'll be pretty creeped out if a black widow is hanging out in my bathroom or something, and I'll kill one when I see it, but they're not any more disturbing than an ant or beetle.

Wasps, though. Those ************* are terrifying.
User avatar #155 to #150 - anonymousattorney (11/27/2012) [-]
I walked out on a dock once. Found out the hard way that wasps lived in one tiny metal pole at the end of the dock. Stinging ************* got me right in the neck.
Also: banana spider. Creepiest arachnid ************ you will ever see.
User avatar #179 to #155 - angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [-]
When I was a kid a wasp flew at my face and tried to climb up my nose. Terrified of the little demons ever since.
Tarantula hawks: they lay their babies in spiders and EAT THEM ALIVE.
User avatar #180 to #179 - anonymousattorney (11/27/2012) [-]
Ugh, don't remind me of those. Also: at least wasps have the decency to come rushing straight at you. Spiders are sneaky little (or not so little) ***** . They see you, they run off to the one spot you can't see them...until it's too late. When's the last time you've seen a wasp nest in a toilet? Probably never. A spider? Probably hundreds of cases of toilet spiders each year.
User avatar #181 to #180 - angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [-]
That's a good point. I keep finding spiders where I least expect it. Like on my ceiling while I'm trying to sleep but can't because there's a spider on the ceiling.
But my mother likes gardening, so we get a ******* of bees all during spring and summer, so I try not to go outside.

Not a problem for me.
User avatar #187 to #181 - anonymousattorney (11/27/2012) [-]
Not sure how bees and wasps are the same. Bees are some of the chillest insects I've ever met...'cept for them ground bees. Those are some angry little ******* .
User avatar #188 to #187 - angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [-]
Ehh, I'm pretty freaked out my most flying insects, wasps especially but bees and such included. They honestly aren't that scary, but they still creep me out. Luckily we don't have many ground bees around my house
User avatar #189 to #188 - anonymousattorney (11/27/2012) [-]
Lucky bastard, indeed.
#117 - whitneyjasminxo (11/27/2012) [-]
i love this.
i love this.
#68 - mariasaturnina (11/26/2012) [-]
You think it's a house? NOPE. SPIDER.
User avatar #74 to #68 - Alchemyst (11/26/2012) [-]
I bet you thought Chuck Testa was alive.

Nope. Spider.
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#147 - macarenaoftime (11/27/2012) [-]
mfw spiders
mfw spiders
User avatar #94 - mushizombie (11/26/2012) [-]
30 Hours Prior to Outbreak
There exists in this world a spider the size of a dinner plate, a foot wide if you include the legs. It’s called the Goliath Bird-Eating Spider, or the “Goliath ******* Bird-Eating Spider” by those who have actually seen one.
It doesn’t eat only birds—it mostly eats rats and insects—but they still call it the “Bird-Eating Spider” because the fact that it can eat a bird is the most important thing you need to know about it. If you run across one of these things, like in your closet or crawling out of your bowl of soup, the first thing somebody will say is, “Watch it, man, that thing can eat a goddamned bird.”
User avatar #95 to #94 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
I don’t know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath ******* Bird-Eating Spider can’t fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it “sir” because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath ******* Flying Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay.
I’ve seen one of those things in person, at a zoo when I was in high school. I was fifteen, my face breaking out in acne and getting fatter by the day, staring open-mouthed at this monster pawing at the glass wall of its cage. Big as both of my hands. The guys around me were giggling and punching each other in the arm and some girl was squealing behind me.
User avatar #96 to #95 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
But I didn’t make a sound. I couldn’t. There was nothing but a pane of glass between me and that thing. For months after, I’d watch the dark corners of my bedroom at night, for hairy legs as thick as a finger poking out from behind a stack of comic books and video game magazines. I imagined—no, expected—to find strands of spiderweb as thick as fishing line in my closet, bulging with clumps of half-eaten sparrows. Or spider droppings in my shoes, the little turds laced with bits of feather. Or piles of pink eggs, yolked with baby spiders already the size of golf balls. And even now, ten years later and at the age of twenty-five, I still glance between the sheets at night before pushing my legs in, some part of my subconscious still looking for the huge spider crouching in the shadows.
I bring this up because the Goliath was the first thing that popped into my mind when I woke up with something in my bed, biting my leg.
User avatar #105 to #96 - fyffynthoth (11/27/2012) [-]
That's ******* terrifying.
User avatar #104 to #96 - stillanonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
**** ***** , what was it then?
#108 to #104 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
it was a centipede, monster crabish thing the size of a small dog, that lays eggs in people and controls them from the inside.
it was a centipede, monster crabish thing the size of a small dog, that lays eggs in people and controls them from the inside.
User avatar #111 to #108 - stillanonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
******* hate those little ***** . killed one in my bed the other day too. always check before sleep. always.
#112 to #111 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
yeah seriously. those bastards are nasty D:
yeah seriously. those bastards are nasty D:

#164 to #108 - greenthegunstar (11/27/2012) [-]
You think a ******* centipede is better than a spider!? OH LAWD I'd **** myself.
User avatar #193 to #164 - mushizombie (11/27/2012) [-]
its not really a spice or a centipede D: its hard to explain. i mean the thing has tons of legs and a human tongue D:
#83 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (11/26/2012) [-]
I wonder what would happen if Funnyjunk watched Eight Legged Freaks.
I wonder what would happen if Funnyjunk watched Eight Legged Freaks.
User avatar #115 to #83 - ixcarnifexxi (11/27/2012) [-]
That movie's not that scary, it's pretty funny. I'm a pretty big arachnaphobe when it comes to huge spiders <- but that movie's just bad :p
#54 - greendayobsesser (11/26/2012) [-]
&quot;ARACHNOFONDLER&quot; Is just the greatest part of all of this.
"ARACHNOFONDLER" Is just the greatest part of all of this.
#14 - bitchplzzz (11/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #30 to #14 - alstorp (11/26/2012) [-]
It's cancer
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