The Body. . Drunk Lungs A miniature set of lungs that become active when the body is inebriated. This explains why several people only smoke while drunk. cinema
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The Body

Drunk Lungs
A miniature set of lungs
that become active when the body is
inebriated. This explains why several
people only smoke while drunk.
cinema Bladder
A significantly smaller urinary bladder
that your body uses exclusively during
movies. It is roughly 1/ 4 the size of a
standard "small" movie theater soda
Dorsal Maternal Eye
A pair of auxiliary eyeballs that
mothers develop in the back of their
head. This allows them to prevent
their kids from ever doing anything
remotely fun or cool.
Dessert Stomach
A secondary organ reserved solely
for when the primary stomach is
full but you still really want to get
that Chocolate Volcano Brownie
because it just looks SO GOOD.
Titular Ear Center
An organ near the inner ear that
allows you to hear your name in noisy
moms, as you age, this organ is also
responsible for hearing and pronouncing
celebrities' names incorrectly.
Infinite Mucus Sinus
A deep nasal sinus cavity that activates
when the body experiences cold or
symptoms. It NEVER runs out
of mucus. Like, ever.
Male Secondary Brain
A smaller brain located near the male
genitalia. When aroused it suppresses
the upper brain 's judgement center,
which often leads to unsuccessful
flirting attempts and eating a spicy
thing because your bro said it would
be cool.
Maternal Epidermis
A layer of skin that
covers the hands of many childbearing
females. it allows them to easily pick
up incredibly hot baking sheets and
pans without the use of gloves or
homestate potholder.
Melodramatic Tear Duct
A tear duct adjacent to the primary
one that only activates while watching
movies you know you shouldn' t cry at
but just can' t help yourself. Sometimes
it is triggered by the increased altitude
experienced while watching movies
on an airplane.
Posterior Nervous System
Commonly known as the or
brainus, " this lobe is responsible for
randomly jettisoning information from
your cerebral cortex via a procedure
known colloquially as a "brain tart." In
extreme cases, a brain fart will solidify
into diarrhea of the mouth.
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#12 - Zwaffel (11/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
It thought this was real while reading the first one.    
   
   
   
   
   
God I feel stupid.
It thought this was real while reading the first one.





God I feel stupid.
#42 - gardenmanly (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
solidify into diarrhea...
solidify into diarrhea...
#51 - reservoircats (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I like how the secondary brain is shaped like the penis
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#28 - plutobr (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I lost it
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#84 - fuckingfido (11/26/2012) [-]
>titular
>tit
#45 - tickleshits (11/26/2012) [-]
science was WRONG
science was WRONG
#17 - serotonin (11/26/2012) [-]
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#88 - tobistrigoivii (11/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Now we know why OP is an idiot.
#40 - stubbyftw (11/26/2012) [-]
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#27 - englman (11/26/2012) [-]
Sometimes I look at things like these and think.. Man.. We really look like that on the inside.. We're so well designed.. It's beautiful..
Sometimes I look at things like these and think.. Man.. We really look like that on the inside.. We're so well designed.. It's beautiful..
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User avatar #83 to #82 - mahnamesjakers (11/26/2012) [-]
Are you alright?
#102 - jaimesabrina (11/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Lost my 						****					 at "diarrhea of the mouth"
Lost my **** at "diarrhea of the mouth"
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User avatar #9 to #6 - badgerbaiting (11/26/2012) [-]
I think it's due to the fact that drinking lowers one's inhibitions, therefore activating what I like to think of as " **** it, why not" thinking.
#63 - hankeypankey (11/26/2012) [-]
**hankeypankey rolled a random image posted in comment #1521070 at Item Discussion ** MFW Brainus
#119 - moustachefingers (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Men can be so BRAINAL sometimes.   
   
   
   
   
(						****					 Carlos.  Not using him.)
Men can be so BRAINAL sometimes.




( **** Carlos. Not using him.)



User avatar #71 - rel (11/26/2012) [-]
So, the male secondary brain just looks like a cock in the ass.
Nice.
#61 - heathz (11/26/2012) [-]
**heathz rolled a random image posted in comment #341 at Lesson from a Master ** the penis
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