AU! read this.... First OC!! pleased as punch. How do g miner; greet: Ea other? If is we r, t: to hear: a joke out Sorry, know the EHW mi El try Jokes are bad.  chemistry jokes
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AU! read this...

First OC!!
*pleased as punch*

How do g miner;
greet: Ea other?
If is we r,
t: to hear: a joke
out
Sorry, know
the EHW mi El try
Jokes are bad. " "
FOR DRINKING
BUT ALL THE
GOOD ONES
ARGON!
...
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#4 - jojord (11/26/2012) [+] (12 replies)
"Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements?' Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'barium!'
#58 - fuckmyoldaccount (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"If H20 is water, what is H204? for drinking silly!"   
   
H2O4 is a more potent hydrogen peroxide. If you drink it, it will kill you until you die.
"If H20 is water, what is H204? for drinking silly!"

H2O4 is a more potent hydrogen peroxide. If you drink it, it will kill you until you die.
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#52 - deathrinderalta (11/26/2012) [-]
I dont see why chemistry jokes are so popular

physics ones are relatively easy
#18 - malhaloc (11/26/2012) [-]
If you cant curium or helium, you barium
#8 - sniperfumbles (11/26/2012) [-]
Wow, it took me 2 minutes before I realized the 14th was the guy jumping off a cliff...
Wow, it took me 2 minutes before I realized the 14th was the guy jumping off a cliff...
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User avatar #49 - eridan (11/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If you replace all the carbon atoms in a benzene ring with iron atoms, it becomes a FERROUS WHEEL :D
#54 to #49 - buttplugmaster (11/26/2012) [-]
Yay, someone wwho knows a chemistry joke i haven't heard
User avatar #5 - langeland (11/26/2012) [-]
I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen.. but then I thought NaH
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#25 - teaisformugs (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So at electron goes to the doctors and says.
'Doctor doctor i think I'm missing my electrons'
The doctor says
'Are you sure'
The cat replies
'I'm positive'

Hahah

**** you.
#45 to #25 - toasthhemost (11/26/2012) [-]
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>electron goes to the doctors
>missing electrons
>cat replies

....wtf???
#22 - fnerkfnerk (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Suzy had a drink of water,

but she shall drink no more,

for what she thought was H2O

was H2SO4.
#35 to #31 - hunterhxc (11/26/2012) [-]
Because Suzy is ******* dead
User avatar #56 - fjsknight (11/26/2012) [-]
Why do scientists call helium curium and barium the medical elements?
Cause if you can't helium or curium you barium.
User avatar #53 - successfully (11/26/2012) [-]
A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he could get a mix of sodium, hydrogen, bromine, and oxygen. The bartender said NaH BrO.
User avatar #44 - haloforlife (11/26/2012) [-]
The Higgs Boson walks in to the church and the preast says you can't be here, and the Higgs Boson says but with out me you can't have mass.
Get it ?
User avatar #27 - roflstorm (11/26/2012) [-]
That was so bad i think it gave me heart disease
User avatar #9 - srapture (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I can't think of any way that Au would be pronounced to sound like a greeting.
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