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#1 - KoCChampion
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(11/26/2012) [-]
A true Classic, this one.
#34 to #1 - iamnaked
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(11/26/2012) [-]
I remember someone in the same thread had an even better idea, ******** on the top of the ceiling fan. When the owners enter the room they will try to remove the smell by turning on the fan, that way **** will be thrown all over the room.
#5 to #1 - sidathon
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(11/26/2012) [-]
A legend I'll never forget, made my day when I read it
#8 - newfagsrus
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#40 to #8 - crispypizza
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(11/26/2012) [-]
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#47 to #8 - meestaa
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(11/26/2012) [-]
>3 mile journey

>30 minutes later

How slow were they going?
#3 - anonymoosy
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#16 to #3 - englman
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Nice try buddy, but we all know Slenderman doesn't poop.
#6 to #3 - salai
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(11/26/2012) [-]
MFW you have no face
#28 - genasi
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Took a train trip to the city and back a couple of years ago, 40 minutes ride with no toilets on board (pretty old wagons that are replaced by now). Of course 10 minutes into the ride home, I gotta go really bad.

Held it like a man and walked as calmy as I could towards the toilets when I finally got off the train. Entering the men's restroom, I was greeted by the worst smell I have ever smelled in my life, and by the sounds of it, the guy wasn't finished yet. The smell was so horrible, I went outside for a smoke, hoping that in the meantime the guy would leave or at least flush every once in a while. He did neither.

Unable to cope with the stench without gagging, I went into Hitman mode to enter the most hostile of territories: The women's restroom. First I walked past the outside window to check for sounds. All quiet, good. I went back inside and took my phone out, pretending to text something so I could claim I was distracted in case there was a lady in there, or coming around the corner of the hallway behind me. Luckily the room was emtpy, and I wasn't spotted entering.

My luck didn't last long, because as I went about my business someone entered the restroom. I "cut the rope" (if you know what I mean) and kept as quiet as a mouse while lifting my feet off the ground, so whoever was out there wouldn't see my hairy legs (wearing shorts) and rather large shoes. It may be odd so see a locked door with no one inside, but people don't usually report (or worse, check) things when there's free booths nearby. The woman didn't notice or didn't care and left shortly afterwards.

I finished, flushed and waited for the noise of the toilet to stop so I could hear if anyone was walking towards the restroom. Hearing nothing I quickly made my way to the door, opened it an inch and peaked outside with my phone's camera to check the hallway. All clear.

Mission Successful. Rating: Silent Assassin.

Silent, but deadly.

#30 to #28 - larfang
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Beautifully done my good man.
Beautifully done my good man.
#12 - peyko
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#41 to #12 - actuallyisdolan
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(11/26/2012) [-]
The guys name is Alex Sammarco, I remember when this first happened everybody on his facebook page was flipping the **** out.
#39 to #12 - crispypizza
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#24 to #12 - bitchplzzz
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(11/26/2012) [-]
When I first saw that posted as content, a year ago, i was eating chocolate...
I still cringe
#27 to #12 - herpdamin
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#18 - huskygunner
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#26 - occamsrazor
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#32 - confusedasian
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Something about diarrhea feels so satisfying when it comes out.
Something about diarrhea feels so satisfying when it comes out.
#36 to #32 - justanoreo
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Listening to Knights of Cydonia at the end. Completely in sync.