How was your night, last night?. Drunken flies!. If you think, yesterday was an awesome night task’ There are 63 Truld flies in this red wine glass that are cur drunk flies funny Party hard night
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How was your night, last night?

 
How was your night, last night?. Drunken flies!. If you think, yesterday was an awesome night task’ There are 63 Truld flies in this red wine glass that are cur

Drunken flies!

If you think, yesterday was
an awesome night
task’
There are 63 Truld flies in this red
wine glass that are currently so
didn' t eve' 1 react to me We glass
to me y. Aachen
Given the fact that I left the glass fer 24 hears
and their average is 14 days,
spent as an chairlift partying and getting laid
in this glass.
So, what did you draw
with yew weekend?
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#65 - bitchplzzz (11/26/2012) [-]
>be me
>go to some dude
>dont even know him
>party hard till 4 in the morning
>owner of the house tells us to **** off
>aight aight
>dude leaves his wine on the table
> **** yesssss
>get in there
>get drunk as **** off of this awesome ass wine
>this 10/10 chatting me up
> **** dis bitch hard
>mfw
#87 - atothenus ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
OP you will be a god if you do this with a ******** of fruitflies !
#66 - sotalokki (11/26/2012) [-]
I was on a cruise celebrating my friends birthday. Sverigebåten
#69 to #66 - naeoro (11/26/2012) [-]
Swedefag circlejerk thread?
Swedefag circlejerk thread.

Sitter och dricker Zoinerts julmust.
Vad gör du?
#74 to #69 - sotalokki (11/26/2012) [-]
sitter o spelar LoL, är Finne btw ;)
#75 to #74 - naeoro (11/26/2012) [-]
EU West eller EU East?
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#67 - kubrick (11/26/2012) [-]
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. But I can say, with certainty, I am not meticulously counting fruit flies and foolishly giving them precious alcohol. Tis a waste, dear sir or madam.
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. But I can say, with certainty, I am not meticulously counting fruit flies and foolishly giving them precious alcohol. Tis a waste, dear sir or madam.
User avatar #14 - Sunburn (11/26/2012) [-]
Yesterday I met a girl who not only looks exactly like one of my childhood friends who died from cancer in high school, but survived the cancer. I had to sit next to what could possibly be a doppelganger for over an hour.

I couldn't sleep. I still haven't eaten anything.

FJ, I'm scared. :(
And she's going bowling with us Friday.
#210 to #14 - typed (11/27/2012) [-]
i was metioned 40 times today.
User avatar #211 to #210 - Sunburn (11/27/2012) [-]
O...kay...
#18 to #14 - FurryBalls (11/26/2012) [-]
Pic related
Pic related
User avatar #22 to #14 - vortexrain (11/26/2012) [-]
I didn't know people still bowled, I love it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Sunburn (11/26/2012) [-]
I bowl twice a week. Every monday for league and every friday for fun and to let loose.
User avatar #24 to #23 - vortexrain (11/26/2012) [-]
Where do you live, I wanna join in.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Sunburn (11/26/2012) [-]
I live in Colorado.

Bring your own kevlar.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vortexrain (11/26/2012) [-]
Too far, I live in Tennessee, not many people bowl here.
User avatar #28 to #26 - Sunburn (11/26/2012) [-]
That's too bad. Well, I hope later in life you go someplace that does have more frequent bowlers. :)
User avatar #30 to #28 - vortexrain (11/26/2012) [-]
Thank you, and I hope so too.
User avatar #16 to #14 - robotvoice (11/26/2012) [-]
HEY NIKO
WANT TO GO BOWLING.
#32 to #14 - kingthatcrawls (11/26/2012) [-]
Tips to exposing a Doppelganger:
1) Doppelgangers are amazingly clever. Watch how they bowl, if they score perfect strikes all the time, they may give themselves away. However, if they never score a strike, they may be trying to hide their cleverness. Either way, they may be a Doppelganger.
2) Doppelgangers despise salt. See if she orders anything salty. Fries, for example. Who doesn't like those?
2-A) Carry around a pocket of salt, just in case.
3) Bring a puzzle. If she completes it in the time for you to say, "It's a puzzle of the Mona Lisa" you may be dealing with a Doppelganger.
In the event she is uncovered as a shape-shifting beast of the night, throw a bowling ball at her, and continue your night of Bowling, French Fries and your puzzle.
User avatar #35 to #32 - illegalartist (11/26/2012) [-]
oh sweet jesus that made me laugh
User avatar #125 to #32 - zionsype (11/26/2012) [-]
What's a Doppelganger?
#183 to #125 - Sunburn (11/26/2012) [-]
Use google.
User avatar #182 to #125 - doctrine (11/26/2012) [-]
A double/twin typed being I think.
#103 - tickleshits (11/26/2012) [-]
Partied with all my friends...   
   
pic related
Partied with all my friends...

pic related
User avatar #106 to #103 - playcolt (11/26/2012) [-]
Looks pretty damn lonely to me

INB4 thats the joke
#113 - irokk (11/26/2012) [-]
Stopped the assassination of George Washington, commandeered a ship, hunted, and helped my country gain independence.



Oh man....I need friends
User avatar #93 - LonelyCamel (11/26/2012) [-]
why would you count the flies?
#79 - peggscott (11/26/2012) [-]
I was at a 60th on Saturday... Pic somewhat related...
I was at a 60th on Saturday... Pic somewhat related...
#82 to #79 - frohtastic (11/26/2012) [-]
got any more misfits gifs ?
got any more misfits gifs ?
#83 to #82 - peggscott (11/26/2012) [-]
Just one more, enjoy
Just one more, enjoy
#85 to #83 - frohtastic (11/26/2012) [-]
ah well.   
thankies ^^   
(am at the episode with the tattoo's )
ah well.
thankies ^^
(am at the episode with the tattoo's )
#94 - cupcakedevourer (11/26/2012) [-]
Had a lesbian dance party and went to mass.
Had a lesbian dance party and went to mass.
#39 - thejap (11/26/2012) [-]
63 flies? this person counted all the flies in a glass....i think i spend my weekend's better than him
#133 - foamcowsfly (11/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #168 to #133 - tubbymeatball (11/26/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
#140 - choclategum (11/26/2012) [-]
i don't really remember
i don't really remember
#70 - naeoro (11/26/2012) [-]
Skyrim
#64 - alekksandar (11/26/2012) [-]
Had some beers, watched a game, lost 4-0, froze to death since I had no jacket.
User avatar #63 - aggresivepineapple (11/26/2012) [-]
I took a big poop.
User avatar #1 - megatrollinator (11/25/2012) [-]
1/14 is not 7%
User avatar #121 to #1 - Girondins (11/26/2012) [-]
It's a bit over 7%.
So they have still wasted 7% of their lives.
User avatar #54 to #1 - abovelawl (11/26/2012) [-]
1/14 x 100% = 7.14%
#2 to #1 - jsawesome (11/25/2012) [-]
Yes it is.
User avatar #3 to #2 - megatrollinator (11/25/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I could have sworn 7/100 was 7%. 1/14 =/= 7/100, because 7x14=98.
User avatar #4 to #3 - megatrollinator (11/25/2012) [-]
And I've only just realised how stupid I originally sounded.
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#8 to #6 - jsawesome (11/25/2012) [-]
Conflict resolved.
User avatar #9 to #8 - megatrollinator (11/25/2012) [-]
Be glad I'm not some Butthurt kid like most FJ'ers that say someone's wrong.
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User avatar #20 to #11 - athojew (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh let the kid have his fun. He is acting mature, I have been on this site since I was 11.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Nihatclodra (11/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been coming to this site consistently every since I first found it, but I first found funnyjunk when I was 6-7 years old (and I'm 18 now...).
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#129 to #21 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
I know that feeling....

So much emotional scaring took place that day.
User avatar #187 to #129 - Nihatclodra (11/26/2012) [-]
Emotional Scarring? I don't remember anything that bad on White Funnyjunk? Maybe on Yellow Funnyjunk (Ultimate Orgy, etc).
#36 to #11 - lazyvoltage (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm 14, shh don't tell Kim Jong
User avatar #154 to #36 - zhader (11/26/2012) [-]
I'd be more scared of Kony..
#117 to #36 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
so am i, i remember when it was green (2009??) haha
#118 to #117 - lazyvoltage (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I didn't make an account before around 2011, which I regret as I would have blue name by now.. first world ************* problems
#119 to #118 - simonscat (11/26/2012) [-]
yeah nor did i, i had an old account, which i forgot the password to, linked to the email, which i forgot the password to.
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User avatar #162 to #9 - suckcarsonandsee (11/26/2012) [-]
what the **** did you just say about me faggot?
User avatar #205 to #162 - megatrollinator (11/27/2012) [-]
I said most, not all. As long as your general appearance is not that of a butthurt kid, you're not included in my implication.
#51 to #8 - anon (11/26/2012) [-]
brb deleting comments that show my attraction to dicks
User avatar #172 to #4 - fluffydildoz (11/26/2012) [-]
Op deleted your comment.

Op seriously don't operate a computer with dicks in your mouth.
User avatar #204 to #172 - megatrollinator (11/26/2012) [-]
Shut up mate. And I'd rather have a dick in my mouth than your useless, uneeded opinions on my screen
User avatar #212 to #204 - fluffydildoz (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh lord your stupidity amuses me.
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User avatar #86 to #68 - megatrollinator (11/26/2012) [-]
I found it easier to do the calculations my way. Plus, I don't have a calculator on me right now.
#214 to #86 - barehype (11/27/2012) [-]
You're on a computer just use the inbuilt calculator you idiot.
User avatar #215 to #214 - megatrollinator (11/27/2012) [-]
Whatever.
User avatar #96 to #2 - teoferrazzi (11/26/2012) [-]
I would thumb you up, but I can't because dumbasses are neither rare not elusive and I never thumb up stuff that isn't true
#52 to #2 - barehype (11/26/2012) [-]
It's 0.07 to two decimal places which is the equivalent of 7%. If you're upset by that then please see a psychiatrist.
#152 - instability (11/26/2012) [-]
or, ya know, they're dead.
or, ya know, they're dead.
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