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How was your night, last night?

If you think, yesterday was
an awesome night
task’
There are 63 Truld flies in this red
wine glass that are currently so
didn' t eve' 1 react to me We glass
to me y. Aachen
Given the fact that I left the glass fer 24 hears
and their average is 14 days,
spent as an chairlift partying and getting laid
in this glass.
So, what did you draw
with yew weekend?
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Views: 61530 Submitted: 11/25/2012
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#1 - megatrollinator
Reply +23
(11/25/2012) [-]
1/14 is not 7%
#54 to #1 - abovelawl
Reply -1
(11/26/2012) [-]
1/14 x 100% = 7.14%
#121 to #1 - Girondins
Reply -1
(11/26/2012) [-]
It's a bit over 7%.
So they have still wasted 7% of their lives.
#2 to #1 - jsawesome [OP]
Reply +45
(11/25/2012) [-]
Yes it is.
#3 to #2 - megatrollinator
Reply +92
(11/25/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I could have sworn 7/100 was 7%. 1/14 =/= 7/100, because 7x14=98.
#4 to #3 - megatrollinator
Reply +100
(11/25/2012) [-]
And I've only just realised how stupid I originally sounded.
#172 to #4 - fluffydildoz
Reply -1
(11/26/2012) [-]
Op deleted your comment.

Op seriously don't operate a computer with dicks in your mouth.
#204 to #172 - megatrollinator
Reply -1
(11/26/2012) [-]
Shut up mate. And I'd rather have a dick in my mouth than your useless, uneeded opinions on my screen
#212 to #204 - fluffydildoz
Reply 0
(11/27/2012) [-]
Oh lord your stupidity amuses me.
#5 to #4 - jsawesome [OP]
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#6 to #5 - megatrollinator
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#8 to #6 - jsawesome [OP]
Reply +38
(11/25/2012) [-]
Conflict resolved.
#9 to #8 - megatrollinator
Reply +5
(11/25/2012) [-]
Be glad I'm not some Butthurt kid like most FJ'ers that say someone's wrong.
#162 to #9 - suckcarsonandsee
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
what the **** did you just say about me faggot?
#205 to #162 - megatrollinator
Reply 0
(11/27/2012) [-]
I said most, not all. As long as your general appearance is not that of a butthurt kid, you're not included in my implication.
#10 to #9 - jsawesome [OP]
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#11 to #10 - adamks
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#20 to #11 - athojew
Reply +9
(11/26/2012) [-]
Oh let the kid have his fun. He is acting mature, I have been on this site since I was 11.
#21 to #20 - Nihatclodra
Reply +3
(11/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been coming to this site consistently every since I first found it, but I first found funnyjunk when I was 6-7 years old (and I'm 18 now...).
#37 to #21 - PoisinSandwich
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#129 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
I know that feeling....

So much emotional scaring took place that day.
#187 to #129 - Nihatclodra
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
Emotional Scarring? I don't remember anything that bad on White Funnyjunk? Maybe on Yellow Funnyjunk (Ultimate Orgy, etc).
#36 to #11 - lazyvoltage
Reply +2
(11/26/2012) [-]
I'm 14, shh don't tell Kim Jong
#154 to #36 - zhader
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
I'd be more scared of Kony..
#117 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
so am i, i remember when it was green (2009??) haha
#118 to #117 - lazyvoltage
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I didn't make an account before around 2011, which I regret as I would have blue name by now.. first world ************* problems
#119 to #118 - simonscat
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
yeah nor did i, i had an old account, which i forgot the password to, linked to the email, which i forgot the password to.
#41 to #11 - wiredguy
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#15 to #10 - swikkid
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#17 to #15 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account**
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#88 to #10 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#51 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
brb deleting comments that show my attraction to dicks
#38 to #3 - yhmmot **User deleted account**
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#68 to #3 - soarinbolty **User deleted account**
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#86 to #68 - megatrollinator
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
I found it easier to do the calculations my way. Plus, I don't have a calculator on me right now.
#214 to #86 - barehype
Reply 0
(11/27/2012) [-]
You're on a computer just use the inbuilt calculator you idiot.
#215 to #214 - megatrollinator
Reply 0
(11/27/2012) [-]
Whatever.
#96 to #2 - teoferrazzi
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
I would thumb you up, but I can't because dumbasses are neither rare not elusive and I never thumb up stuff that isn't true
#52 to #2 - barehype
Reply -2
(11/26/2012) [-]
It's 0.07 to two decimal places which is the equivalent of 7%. If you're upset by that then please see a psychiatrist.
#14 - Sunburn
Reply +25
(11/26/2012) [-]
Yesterday I met a girl who not only looks exactly like one of my childhood friends who died from cancer in high school, but survived the cancer. I had to sit next to what could possibly be a doppelganger for over an hour.

I couldn't sleep. I still haven't eaten anything.

FJ, I'm scared. :(
And she's going bowling with us Friday.
#27 to #14 - infinitereaper
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
**** her.
#210 to #14 - typed
Reply 0
(11/27/2012) [-]
i was metioned 40 times today.
#211 to #210 - Sunburn
Reply 0
(11/27/2012) [-]
O...kay...
#18 to #14 - FurryBalls
Reply +2
(11/26/2012) [-]
Pic related
Pic related
#22 to #14 - vortexrain
Reply +3
(11/26/2012) [-]
I didn't know people still bowled, I love it.
#23 to #22 - Sunburn
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
I bowl twice a week. Every monday for league and every friday for fun and to let loose.
#24 to #23 - vortexrain
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
Where do you live, I wanna join in.
#25 to #24 - Sunburn
Reply +1
(11/26/2012) [-]
I live in Colorado.

Bring your own kevlar.
#26 to #25 - vortexrain
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
Too far, I live in Tennessee, not many people bowl here.
#28 to #26 - Sunburn
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
That's too bad. Well, I hope later in life you go someplace that does have more frequent bowlers. :)
#30 to #28 - vortexrain
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
Thank you, and I hope so too.
#16 to #14 - robotvoice
Reply +17
(11/26/2012) [-]
HEY NIKO
WANT TO GO BOWLING.
#32 to #14 - kingthatcrawls
Reply +36
(11/26/2012) [-]
Tips to exposing a Doppelganger:
1) Doppelgangers are amazingly clever. Watch how they bowl, if they score perfect strikes all the time, they may give themselves away. However, if they never score a strike, they may be trying to hide their cleverness. Either way, they may be a Doppelganger.
2) Doppelgangers despise salt. See if she orders anything salty. Fries, for example. Who doesn't like those?
2-A) Carry around a pocket of salt, just in case.
3) Bring a puzzle. If she completes it in the time for you to say, "It's a puzzle of the Mona Lisa" you may be dealing with a Doppelganger.
In the event she is uncovered as a shape-shifting beast of the night, throw a bowling ball at her, and continue your night of Bowling, French Fries and your puzzle.
#35 to #32 - illegalartist
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
oh sweet jesus that made me laugh
#125 to #32 - zionsype
Reply -1
(11/26/2012) [-]
What's a Doppelganger?
#182 to #125 - doctrine
Reply 0
(11/26/2012) [-]
A double/twin typed being I think.
#183 to #125 - Sunburn
Reply -1
(11/26/2012) [-]
Use google.
#65 - bitchplzzz
Reply +23
(11/26/2012) [-]
>be me
>go to some dude
>dont even know him
>party hard till 4 in the morning
>owner of the house tells us to **** off
>aight aight
>dude leaves his wine on the table
>**** yesssss
>get in there
>get drunk as **** off of this awesome ass wine
>this 10/10 chatting me up
>**** dis bitch hard
>mfw
#87 - atothenus
Reply +12
(11/26/2012) [-]
OP you will be a god if you do this with a ******** of fruitflies !
#103 - tickleshits
Reply +10
(11/26/2012) [-]
Partied with all my friends...   
   
pic related
Partied with all my friends...

pic related
#106 to #103 - playcolt
Reply +5
(11/26/2012) [-]
Looks pretty damn lonely to me

INB4 thats the joke
#66 - sotalokki
Reply +10
(11/26/2012) [-]
I was on a cruise celebrating my friends birthday. Sverigebåten
#108 to #66 - herpdamin
Reply +1
(11/26/2012) [-]
#69 to #66 - naeoro
Reply +2
(11/26/2012) [-]
Swedefag circlejerk thread?
Swedefag circlejerk thread.

Sitter och dricker Zoinerts julmust.
Vad gör du?
#74 to #69 - sotalokki
Reply +2
(11/26/2012) [-]
sitter o spelar LoL, är Finne btw ;)
#75 to #74 - naeoro
Reply +1
(11/26/2012) [-]
EU West eller EU East?
#12 - jsawesome [OP]
Reply -6
(11/25/2012) [-]
im jking im 17
#19 to #12 - krasnogvardiech
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(11/26/2012) [-]
#84 - lolsrsbro **User deleted account**
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#67 - kubrick
Reply +7
(11/26/2012) [-]
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. But I can say, with certainty, I am not meticulously counting fruit flies and foolishly giving them precious alcohol. Tis a waste, dear sir or madam.
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. But I can say, with certainty, I am not meticulously counting fruit flies and foolishly giving them precious alcohol. Tis a waste, dear sir or madam.
#39 - thejap
Reply +7
(11/26/2012) [-]
63 flies? this person counted all the flies in a glass....i think i spend my weekend's better than him