How was your night, last night?. Drunken flies!. If you think, yesterday was an awesome night task’ There are 63 Truld flies in this red wine glass that are cur
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How was your night, last night?

Drunken flies!

If you think, yesterday was
an awesome night
task’
There are 63 Truld flies in this red
wine glass that are currently so
didn' t eve' 1 react to me We glass
to me y. Aachen
Given the fact that I left the glass fer 24 hears
and their average is 14 days,
spent as an chairlift partying and getting laid
in this glass.
So, what did you draw
with yew weekend?
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Submitted: 11/25/2012
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User avatar #1 - megatrollinator (11/25/2012) [+] (38 replies)
1/14 is not 7%
User avatar #4 to #3 - megatrollinator (11/25/2012) [-]
And I've only just realised how stupid I originally sounded.
User avatar #14 - Sunburn (11/26/2012) [+] (18 replies)
Yesterday I met a girl who not only looks exactly like one of my childhood friends who died from cancer in high school, but survived the cancer. I had to sit next to what could possibly be a doppelganger for over an hour.

I couldn't sleep. I still haven't eaten anything.

FJ, I'm scared. :(
And she's going bowling with us Friday.
#32 to #14 - kingthatcrawls (11/26/2012) [-]
Tips to exposing a Doppelganger:
1) Doppelgangers are amazingly clever. Watch how they bowl, if they score perfect strikes all the time, they may give themselves away. However, if they never score a strike, they may be trying to hide their cleverness. Either way, they may be a Doppelganger.
2) Doppelgangers despise salt. See if she orders anything salty. Fries, for example. Who doesn't like those?
2-A) Carry around a pocket of salt, just in case.
3) Bring a puzzle. If she completes it in the time for you to say, "It's a puzzle of the Mona Lisa" you may be dealing with a Doppelganger.
In the event she is uncovered as a shape-shifting beast of the night, throw a bowling ball at her, and continue your night of Bowling, French Fries and your puzzle.
#65 - bitchplzzz (11/26/2012) [-]
>be me
>go to some dude
>dont even know him
>party hard till 4 in the morning
>owner of the house tells us to **** off
>aight aight
>dude leaves his wine on the table
> **** yesssss
>get in there
>get drunk as **** off of this awesome ass wine
>this 10/10 chatting me up
> **** dis bitch hard
>mfw
#87 - atothenus (11/26/2012) [-]
OP you will be a god if you do this with a ******** of fruitflies !
#103 - tickleshits (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Partied with all my friends...   
   
pic related
Partied with all my friends...

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#66 - sotalokki (11/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I was on a cruise celebrating my friends birthday. Sverigebåten
User avatar #12 - jsawesome (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
im jking im 17
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#94 - cupcakedevourer (11/26/2012) [-]
Had a lesbian dance party and went to mass.
Had a lesbian dance party and went to mass.
#67 - kubrick (11/26/2012) [-]
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. But I can say, with certainty, I am not meticulously counting fruit flies and foolishly giving them precious alcohol. Tis a waste, dear sir or madam.
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. But I can say, with certainty, I am not meticulously counting fruit flies and foolishly giving them precious alcohol. Tis a waste, dear sir or madam.
#39 - thejap (11/26/2012) [-]
63 flies? this person counted all the flies in a glass....i think i spend my weekend's better than him
#133 - foamcowsfly (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#113 - irokk (11/26/2012) [-]
Stopped the assassination of George Washington, commandeered a ship, hunted, and helped my country gain independence.



Oh man....I need friends
User avatar #93 - LonelyCamel (11/26/2012) [-]
why would you count the flies?
#79 - peggscott (11/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I was at a 60th on Saturday... Pic somewhat related...
I was at a 60th on Saturday... Pic somewhat related...
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User avatar #77 to #71 - heartlessrobot (11/26/2012) [-]
Improper spelling can also affect how a sentence is read.
#64 - alekksandar (11/26/2012) [-]
Had some beers, watched a game, lost 4-0, froze to death since I had no jacket.
User avatar #63 - aggresivepineapple (11/26/2012) [-]
I took a big poop.
#31 - litha (11/26/2012) [-]
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