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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #7 - shaddz
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tell you what I found, a faggot reposter
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#59 to #43 - brosanction
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shut up and eat, faggot
#60 to #59 - tyraxio
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This is exactly what I am talking about. Thanks for proving me right. Without you, this wouldn't have been possible.
#61 to #60 - brosanction
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look
look at the smile on this ************** face
he doesn't give a **** about suffering
he just loves steak
#64 to #61 - tyraxio
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Do you want me to post pictures of happy vegans that does give a ****, but are not the cause of brutal lives and deaths of animals?
#67 to #64 - brosanction
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don't care
don't care
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#70 to #69 - brosanction
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#118 to #70 - tyraxio
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Now, this is the kind of thing that makes me want to puke. So, to begin with, it is a horrible thing to thumb me down for having an opinion, but I can live with that. Getting thumbed down for actually acknowledging that you posted a fun picture? I understand nothing. You guys are pathetic.
#124 to #118 - brosanction
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welcome to the internet, son   
no one gives a **** about your opinion here, and if they do, they don't like it   
this isn't a place for any kind of sensitive people, go to feels, and even then those people would probably hate you   
you can call us pathetic, but overall it's quite prominent who's having a better time here
welcome to the internet, son
no one gives a **** about your opinion here, and if they do, they don't like it
this isn't a place for any kind of sensitive people, go to feels, and even then those people would probably hate you
you can call us pathetic, but overall it's quite prominent who's having a better time here
#125 to #124 - tyraxio
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And you even choose to ignore my point. Have fun brah.
#119 to #118 - tyraxio
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And of course, I will get red thumbs for that too.
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User avatar #103 to #43 - demonicchimera
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Please explain what is 'wrong' with people killing animals for food.
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User avatar #120 to #117 - demonicchimera
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I see where you are coming from, but there is a high demand to meet, a lot of meat needs to be processed so people can eat. Before you say how people don't need to eat meat and can become vegans, there will then be a high demand for non-animal food. There won't be enough for every person and more over, there won't be enough for animals to eat if they share their food with humans.
#121 to #120 - tyraxio
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A fact is that it takes 7 times more plant based food to produce the same amount (in weight) of meat. There will be more than enough. Especially since population of farming animals (especially cows and pigs, who occupy large areas too) will decrease when we stop farming them up.

However, of course, I have to be realistic. It won't happen overnight. It won't happen this year. Unless something wild happens not in my lifetime - and for all I know it may never happen. But that is no excuse to not fight for what you believe it.

Really, all I'm trying today is not to get people to turn vegan (I gave up a long time ago) just to make people realise what they're doing. You do it because it tastes good, and I can't deny that. If that's reason enough for you to cause the suffering you are, then I can't do anything about it.

The high demand is a problem though, and if an "overnight-vegan-solution", as I mentioned, were to happen, then yes, the economy would break, but if a totally vegan world order was to be established, it would take a long time, and the demand for meat would slowly decrease over the time.
#13 to #10 - anon id: 7350e808
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Another quick question mate. Animals eat each other all the time. Why shouldn't we? Other than the obvious reason of self-importance.
#25 to #13 - anon id: a2f467f9
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Animals have no free will, men do. Animals can't know better, men do.
We are able to decide what we eat. We are now able, after a long perod of time in which meat and animal products were needed, to get our nutriment from sources which do not suffer while serving as food. It's mostly about the fact that someone suffers and that this suffer could be prevented. Suffering unifies all beings by creating an interest in the own well-being (rather then the opposite) and the realization that the own suffer-based interest in well-being is the same in men and animals. The problem in fact is, that we are not able to really communicate with animals for they are instinct controlled and not as high developed in communication as we are. But that is no reason to ignore their suffer, pain and interest to live a happy life. They scream in pain and fear. As long as this can be prevented, it should. Imho.
Please try to reason against this. I am interested in other views and criticism.
User avatar #21 to #13 - kyrozor
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Right, I'll jump in here from the neutral standpoint. I myself eat meat and yadda yadda yadda, but have nothing against those who don't, I mean.. why would I? But sometimes they (as well as us, mind) can seem a bit deranged and in your face, but you said "Animals eat each other all the time" While that's very true, none of them put them in giant murder factories and grow them purely to be eaten.

Like just imagine you were growing up with big high walls and gates everywhere, with your friends parents and other old people going missing every now and then until eventually you are gone, to be eaten and that's all you get you get food and then you die. That's more or less what we do, and no other animal on earth does that. (Well at least to the insane degree that we, as humans do.)
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#42 to #26 - yeahguy
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Holy **** you people will argue on just about anything here wont you?
Holy **** you people will argue on just about anything here wont you?
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User avatar #45 to #44 - yeahguy
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Hey if you wanna eat tofu, thats your deal. I wont think any differently of you because you decide to eat it. As far as eating meat goes, i personally enjoy it, and feel like im not doing anything bad by eating meat.
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User avatar #50 to #46 - yeahguy
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Yeah see, here is where you come off as preachy. I am doing no wrong, simply paying my hard earned money for what other people do, which is kill an animal and put it in a plastic bag for me, i did not kill the animal, i did not know the animal, and to be frank i dont care for the animal cause it dosnt care for me. If i were to die in a field right now due to someones actions and a little boy found my body and took the money from it, that little boy is in no way a bad person, he might have needed that money and my dead self certainly dosnt need it, cause im dead. Same basic principle.
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User avatar #55 to #52 - yeahguy
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What right do you have to say something is right or wrong? Arnt you basically doing the same thing? Justifying your beliefs based on what you've been told by other people? Say eating meat is wrong all you want, in the end it wont make you right.
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#24 to #14 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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User avatar #5 to #3 - grantika
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Oh god. OH MY ******* GOD. MY RAGE!
#6 to #3 - Sylphion
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#29 to #3 - willindor
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Damn vegan.
Damn vegan.
#82 to #3 - nymphorican
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http://www . youtube . com/ watch?v=wSReSGe200A
User avatar #94 to #82 - Lintutu
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link doesnt exist :C
User avatar #98 to #94 - eldinarcus
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Yes it does. Look up "Rub Some Bacon on It," on YouTube.
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#4 to #3 - responsibletim
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I am beyond rustled.
User avatar #15 to #3 - brosanction
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AHH
RIGHT IN THE JIMMIES
#107 to #3 - demonicchimera
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Dat Vegan
#11 to #3 - computor
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My jimmies status is now rustled.
#32 to #3 - eccleston
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#22 to #3 - brosanction
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>anime is racist

please for the love of god go and drink some bleach
User avatar #106 to #22 - snakefire
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idk man... death note had some racist undertones.
#8 to #3 - tanglenose
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"Life is more important than bacon"
"Life is more important than bacon"
#18 to #3 - kyrozor
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"astrobotic asked: "Tofu never screams" Neither can fish, you ignorant cunt"

That's the single funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
#58 to #18 - thefloppinater
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But the screaming is the best part.
#19 - bossincgd
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#23 to #19 - antifa
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Hey, that's not ture I'm a Vegan and...
ah, crap!
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#147 to #47 - boycottcafos
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Mother nature isn't retarded, but you are.


(We lean most biologically towards herbivores, *******. Enjoy your cancer - mother nature.)
User avatar #34 - IamEllis
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If being vegan is your thing fine, but dont tell me I'm ******* wrong for eating meat. Humans are natural omnivores, jsut look at how our teeth and digestive system is designed.
#128 to #34 - boycottcafos
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No.
http://i.imgur.com/HvFuC.jpg
User avatar #130 to #128 - IamEllis
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nice try but thats wrong. not all ominousness share all those characteristics. If we really were meant to be omnivours, we would not have hunted mammoths and other animals back in our primal state. back then in cold climates how do you think we got food? we certainly didnt farm. also if our body;s really were not meant to digest meat, they wouldnt, our body's would throw up the burger or steak that we are eating the second we swallowed it.
#132 to #130 - boycottcafos
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It's not wrong. We have the ability to eat meat obviously, but it comes at a price to our health. www.thewarhasonlyvegan.blogspot.com/p/health.html For the majority of our evolution we were vegans. As humans we ate meat out of necessity, but we no longer need to. Not everything natural is good, and fact is our bodies are more adapted to a plant based diet.
User avatar #134 to #132 - IamEllis
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Whoah, **** me! I just looked at your channel and judging from the 3 pieces of content you put up, it's confirmed. you are the ultimate douchebag.
people come here to laugh, not to learn your personal diet and to hear you bitch and moan why you THINK they are wrong
#133 to #132 - IamEllis
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Many doctors around not only the country, but the world say that we should have fish and meat in our diets. we have incisors so that we can tear flesh. and the site you sent me to? jesus christ, please. maby if I knew it wasnt run by vegan wackjobs I might put a little more faith into it. thats like me trying to convince you its right kill babies by showing you a site by psychotic people who run campaigns saying they hate babies. I normally dont stereotype but I can tell you're one of those douche bag vegans. long story short, tonight I'm actually having a double cheeseburger for dinner because they are ******* delicous and you cant do **** about it.
Many doctors around not only the country, but the world say that we should have fish and meat in our diets. we have incisors so that we can tear flesh. and the site you sent me to? jesus christ, please. maby if I knew it wasnt run by vegan wackjobs I might put a little more faith into it. thats like me trying to convince you its right kill babies by showing you a site by psychotic people who run campaigns saying they hate babies. I normally dont stereotype but I can tell you're one of those douche bag vegans. long story short, tonight I'm actually having a double cheeseburger for dinner because they are ******* delicous and you cant do **** about it.
#135 to #133 - boycottcafos
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Actually look at the blog, before you insult it. It's not even really a blog, more like a database of information gathered from Cornell University, Harvard, dieticians, etc. Also, you should know doctors don't know **** about nutrition and our teeth/jaws are actually more proof that we lean most toward herbivores. Ah, and learn to spell next time you want to be taken seriously. I know some people have disorders that make it difficult for them, but please try harder next time. I mean, it even underlines words you've spelled wrong so there's not really an excuse.
User avatar #136 to #135 - IamEllis
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First, let me point out that you are that pathetic and desperate that you have to point out gramatical mistakes? I'm writing comments on funnyjunk, not writing a letter to the president of the united states. Also because you throw the names Harvard and Cornell out there, you automatically think I'm going to assume everything you say is right? yeha, okay! Its obvious all the publishers of that site are biased and vegans themselves. Ya smell that? it's steak tonight!
#137 to #136 - boycottcafos
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Cornell and Harvard aren't biased. Enjoy your cancer.
#138 to #137 - IamEllis
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no, but the editors and authors of such articles are. and cancer? look around at all the ***** I give. No really look. LOOK. What the hell doesn't cause cancer these days? If I lived my life avoiding everything that people say causes cancer, it would hardly be living at all. I'm content with how I lived my life with little regret so if I die, I die but life goes on. One of the main reasons being that I'm not an egotisticle prick who goes around telling people that their way of life is wrong so suck a dick
#139 to #138 - boycottcafos
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Animal products are the most potent carcinogens people are exposed to on a regular basis according to Cornell. This is science, not opinion. I'm not the egotistical prick with an inferiority complex who decided to start making fun of vegans. That would be you.
User avatar #140 to #139 - IamEllis
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No. that is only true for red meat or you have a lack of fruits/vegetables in your diet while having too much protein in your system from meat. If I have a burger now and then, its not going to kill me any more than taking a nap will. not only are you an egotisticle prick, but you're a hypocrite as well. read my first comment. I dont care if people are vegans but its nagging ***** like you that give vegans a bad name. If you hate all the hate about vegans, stop being such a prick, you're one of the people that causes of your own bad rep.
#141 to #140 - boycottcafos
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No, that's not just all meat. That's all animal products. Stop pretending to know what I'm talking about when you don't. www.thewarhasonlyvegan.blogspot.com/p/health.html < Watch the second video listed. And even small amounts cause damage. Making up **** to support your gluttony is giving omnivores like you a bad name. Stop trying to fault vegans as a way to try to compensate for your ******** beliefs.
#142 to #141 - IamEllis
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<--ALL?There the vegan goes again, "knowing" that whatever anyone else believes is wrong. and that guy talking in the video you showed me? I could have snapped his arm or his neck even, without any effort,he is so thin. Hell, I'm skinny myself but that doesn't look healthy at all. We need protein that comes from meat. The studies you use for your evidence have only been done on high and excessive consumptions of meat. Besides, there have been other studies showing that vegetarians have a higher risk for stomach and colon cancer. Being a vegan cna have some benefits to health but also has down sides to match
#143 to #142 - boycottcafos
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You clearly didn't look at the studies at all. They tracked small amounts of meat and animal products as well...

And there are plenty of skinny as **** omnivores too, retard.
www.veganbodybuilding.com
User avatar #144 to #143 - IamEllis
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there is a large difference between skinny and frail, and although there may be a few ominvours that look like that, it certainly doesn't help your case anymore. because that one method of body building helps people doesnt mean there is only that 1 method either. my point is that your argument that eating meat is bad because it causes cancer is invalid because veganism can cause just as many other forms of cancer
#145 to #144 - boycottcafos
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Just stop talking, please.
User avatar #146 to #145 - IamEllis
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you'd like that wouldnt you
#56 to #34 - immortalfear
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Speaking of eating meat Ellis...
User avatar #131 to #56 - IamEllis
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HUNNNYERRRRR!!!
#76 - azijay
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This is why I hate telling people I'm a vegan.
I just awkwardly decline all of the food they offer me, instead.
#83 to #76 - pinkiepiethecunt
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ha you can't eat this
User avatar #92 to #83 - Lintutu
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i cried a little bit when i realized that was a guinea pig

i have one for a pet...and i love him so much
User avatar #96 to #92 - albeit
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It may be sad that it was probably someone's pet, but that just looks so damned tasty.
#84 to #83 - azijay
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I could if I wanted to.
But that's alright, pinkiepiethecunt.

I could have the avocados and tomatoes, though.
#86 to #84 - pinkiepiethecunt
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i guess you could
(unrelated ainsley)
#63 - tickleshits
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User avatar #1 - captainfuckitall
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Has nothing to do with the fact her name is "Veganraincloud"
#41 - Mward
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#127 to #41 - boycottcafos
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These either have vegan alternatives or aren't necessary. Get some new material, douchebags.
User avatar #91 - adambubba
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this was literally on the front page like 2 days ago...